Poll of the Day > So, in general, are you more attracted to butts or breasts?

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boobs all the way!!

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I prefer dicks.

I used to like ass but as I've gotten older I like boobs more, they're so soft and beautiful no matter what.

Sometimes I wish I had a pair, just for myself.

Protruding buttocks that pump like a pair of oiled pistons.

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booty

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I mean, gal cheeks are hot and all, but it seems like it would be kinda shitty to do the deed. I don't want my pp to smell like doodoo for 12 hours afterwards :o (plus I might hurt her..)

My sig

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Cruddy_horse posted...

Sometimes I wish I had a pair, just for myself.

i mean there are ways you can do that

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Cruddy_horse posted...

they're so soft and beautiful no matter what.

Oho. No they're not.

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Person106 posted...

Uhhhh

I feel like most guys can appreciate a girls backside without wanting to stick their dick in it.

Think about it. Just cuz someone is a boob man doesnt necessarily mean their first reaction is that wanna t** f*** them. More like mash their faces in there and go blllblblblblblblbl

Person106 posted...

I mean, gal cheeks are hot and all, but it seems like it would be kinda shitty to do the deed. I don't want my pp to smell like doodoo for 12 hours afterwards :o (plus I might hurt her..)

I'm not talking about the actual anus my guy, I mean the voluptuousness of the cheeks.

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That's hard but I'll say ass. Honestly though I like pretty much any chest or ass and the face is the most important aspect of a woman's looks imo

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Serious question for guys, would you rather try to bury your face into a flat chested girl's little mosquito bites, or a 250 lbs. woman's gigantic derriere

Also, flip that question. Would you rather bury your face in a Jane Fonda styled flat ass, or get like a 300 lbs heifer and motorboat her big sweaty bewbage.

I'll take the mosquito bites every time. While I don't mind a bigger girl at all, petite women are my type.

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boobs are great, but butts are overall more fun.

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To answer your topic title question: yes.

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Apples and oranges, my friend. But I guess I lean slightly towards boobs.

Notschmendrake posted...

Serious question for guys, would you rather try to bury your face into a flat chested girl's little mosquito bites, or a 250 lbs. woman's gigantic derriere

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Notschmendrake posted...

Also, flip that question. Would you rather bury your face in a Jane Fonda styled flat ass, or get like a 300 lbs heifer and motorboat her big sweaty bewbage.

Latter probably. But this is mainly assuming I must choose one or the other

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Yes, you must choose one or the other.

Is it just because you dont like butts? Or just dont like buts like that?

Not judging, just getting lit and I'm curious what goes through those crazy cavemen brains sometimes.

Muscles posted...

I'll take the mosquito bites every time. While I don't mind a bigger girl at all, petite women are my type.

So in this case, would you say that your preference for skinny ladies overrules your preference for butts/boobs?

Kanatteru posted...

i mean there are ways you can do that

Yeah, something I've considered.

Flappers posted...

Oho. No they're not.

Yeah lol. They're quite often droopy. Good bras can be very deceptive

Anyway, I'm for sure an ass man

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Yes

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Muscles posted...

the face is the most important aspect of a woman's looks imo

Same for me, honestly.

When it comes to purely physical appeal, the face is my #1 - a cute face can forgive a lot of other weaknesses. From there my preferences might go boobs, then hips, then ass, then legs - though I might actually switch the last two.

Basically, I've never really gotten off on asses at all.

But it all outranks the foot fetish, because feet are gross.



Notschmendrake posted...

Serious question for guys, would you rather try to bury your face into a flat chested girl's little mosquito bites, or a 250 lbs. woman's gigantic derriere

Notschmendrake posted...

Would you rather bury your face in a Jane Fonda styled flat ass, or get like a 300 lbs heifer and motorboat her big sweaty bewbage.

I don't want to bury my face in anyone's ass, ever.

You Millennials and your obsession with eating ass is just weird.
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Notschmendrake posted...

Yes, you must choose one or the other.

Is it just because you dont like butts? Or just dont like buts like that?

Not judging, just getting lit and I'm curious what goes through those crazy cavemen brains sometimes.

I'm just not really overly interested in either one in the scenario the first place.

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ParanoidObsessive posted...

You Millennials and your obsession with eating ass is just weird

Cartman's mom was doing it before it was cool

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Through butts, all things are connected.

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Cruddy_horse posted...

Yeah, something I've considered.

feel free to shoot me a PM if you have any questions :)

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ParanoidObsessive posted...

But it all outranks the foot fetish, because feet are gross.

It makes me chuckle when people say this.
You haven't seen what I've seen.

Believe me, a foot fetish is BY FAR the most tame fetish out there.


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Notschmendrake posted...

So in this case, would you say that your preference for skinny ladies overrules your preference for butts/boobs?

Pretty much, but it's more about the fact that I would take smaller than ideal over bigger than ideal.

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Boobs are fun to play with regardless of the size, but no one has fun with a flat ass.

Cruddy_horse posted...

I used to like ass but as I've gotten older I like boobs more, they're so soft and beautiful no matter what.

This. Is it weird I like them with with a little sag?

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ParanoidObsessive posted...

I don't want to bury my face in anyone's ass, ever.

You Millennials and your obsession with eating ass is just weird

Woah woah woah, you dont have to eat it to motorboat it
jesus

keyblader1985 posted...

I'm just not really overly interested in either one in the scenario the first place.

I dont think I meant for any of those options to be particularly appealing.

party_animal07 posted...

This. Is it weird I like them with with a little sag?

I think this is honestly part of the reason asses are better. Natural titties just don't age well. I've seen some older ladies with great asses but their titties aren't gonna look nice after 50 for the most part

OhhhJa posted...

I think this is honestly part of the reason asses are better. Natural titties just don't age well. I've seen some older ladies with great asses but their titties aren't gonna look nice after 50 for the most part

That's the benefit of petite women, they can't sag if they aren't big enough to sag

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Muscles posted...

That's the benefit of petite women, they can't sag if they aren't big enough to sag

If they're skinny enough that the sag doesn't apply to them in old age, they're too skinny for my tastes. Need at least a little curves

So rn we're at a clean 50/50 huh?

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Ok, i just... I have to take one quick break to say that pretty much all dicks and balls are disgusting beyond the age of 40 and there is nothing any of you can ever do about it.

I'm sorry. Please continue your conversation about the aging female body. You're for sure not depressing me at all -_-

Nonsense. I'm approaching my mid 30s and my package looks fabulous

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When a white dude is into asses it's usually symptomatic of cultural appropriation and a materialistic view of women and other races, where he is grafting classical African beauty standards onto his ideal mate.

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Blightzkrieg posted...

When a white dude is into asses it's usually symptomatic of cultural appropriation and a materialistic view of women and other races, where he is grafting classical African beauty standards onto his ideal mate.

I'll appropriate dat booty all night

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Blightzkrieg posted...

When a white dude is into asses it's usually symptomatic of cultural appropriation and a materialistic view of women and other races, where he is grafting classical African beauty standards onto his ideal mate.

https://youtu.be/AYDjo-1bt-U

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OhhhJa posted...

If they're skinny enough that the sag doesn't apply to them in old age, they're too skinny for my tastes. Need at least a little curves

Regardless, I don't date body types, I date individuals (well if they gave me a shot). I know everyone gets ugly in old age so it's not really they big of a deal for me.

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Blightzkrieg posted...

When a white dude is into asses it's usually symptomatic of cultural appropriation and a materialistic view of women and other races, where he is grafting classical African beauty standards onto his ideal mate.

Relatable