Poll of the Day > Wow, people will ask for anything on Gofundme nowadays, huh?

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Far-Queue posted...

"jelly. reading comprehension. you make less money. 80k a year. 25%"

zzzzz that all you got? There's that smoothbrained imagination of yours, once again cutting with a wit as sharp as a warm stick of butter

I mean, you're the one that keeps following me around and bringing my income up. You're obsessed, and you're talking shit to me? Like seriously, get a life and better yourself to make as much money as me instead of being so pathetic.
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Sulugnaz posted...

That also has lovely connotations to whether or not his former wife felt it was a contract marriage. Im going to venture to say that she did not view it that way and the mask cracked a little with that post.

You know, Im glad you said that. Because apparently it wasnt just a contract marriage as he claimed. Disclaimer: my reading comprehension isnt great, but I suspect he meant to spell ruin.

Will he come back to the topic??

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"you keep bringing my income up. you're talking shit. 25%. reading comprehension. jelly. you make less money. concrete truck."

And so the poor, simple-minded lad continued his impotent tirade, as he lacked the intellectual fortitude sufficient enough to come up with anything remotely funny or biting, continuing to drone on with the same tired tantrum, ad infinitum

keep trying buddy I know if you dig around in that cavernous skull of yours you can come up with something better

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Cacciato posted...

You know, Im glad you said that. Because apparently it wasnt just a contract marriage as he claimed. Disclaimer: my reading comprehension isnt great, but I suspect he meant to spell ruin.

holy shit what an absolute scumbag


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Sulugnaz posted...

No wonder hes so adverse to admitting whether or not his former wife knew it was a contract marriage or not. Im now thinking hes just backtracking and lying about her thinking it as such. Im not sure why he persists to post here maybe hes a masochist and is punishing himself for cheating on his wife.

Lol, you people think the marriage was real based on that. I owed my contract wife's dad some money, andnI didn't want to end the contract marriage until I paid him back. Talk about jumping to conclusions without knowing shit, lol.
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lihlih posted...

Lol, you people think the marriage was real based on that. I owed my contract wife's dad some money, andnI didn't want to end the contract marriage until I paid him back. Talk about jumping to conclusions without knowing shit, lol.

*pssst!* your reading comprehension is showing!

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lihlih posted...

Lol, you people think the marriage was real based on that. I owed my contract wife's dad some money, andnI didn't want to end the contract marriage until I paid him back. Talk about jumping to conclusions without knowing shit, lol.

you literally blogfaqsed your entire life back then dude, you talked about how bored you were at your new trucking job and you never shut up about how bad you wanted to cheat on your wife. Then when you did cheat on her you made a topic all about it.

now either you forgot about all that or youre worried that people are talking about it because you dont want yourself to be portrayed in a negative light. If thats the case though youve reacted in completely the wrong way to criticisms.

Even though you posted about all that stuff back then I dont think most posters cared. You just werent that notable or interesting of a poster to really be all that concerned about. It was only when you started flatly denying things that several users remember you posting about in the past.

Textbook Streisand effect.

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Thats a good question, big guy. I hope you find the answers you need.

Dammit now I want some actual Reeses Pieces

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Cacciato posted...

Thats a good question, big guy. I hope you find the answers you need.

Well, I did fuck over the father of my contract wife because I didn't get to pay him back before I left. That's a pretty horrible thing to do to someone.

Far-Queue posted...

*pssst!* your reading comprehension is showing!

Reading comprehension? You really think mistyping because of a cell phone keyboard has anything to do with reading comprehension? Lololol
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would you donate to my taco gofundme lihl8h

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lmfao

was butthurt and mad back then

is butthurt and mad now

what a fantastic character arc

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lihlih posted...

Except that the same level of authority said otherwise, and he's definitely smarter than Larry.

If he was smarter than Larry then he would have done something with the degree.
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So youre starting to notice the decay of society like everyone else, eh?

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imagine griping about social decay like a 1992 conservative

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Revelation34 posted...

If he was smarter than Larry then he would have done something with the degree.

Pretty much everyone is smarter than Larry.
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lihlih posted...

Pretty much everyone is smarter than Larry.

Do you have any actual evidence of that, though? Like actually meeting Larry of something. Because at this point, youre just making baseless accusations based off of his post. Which means you have literally no proof of what youre saying. Like literally everything that comes spewing out of your mouth
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LinkPizza posted...

Do you have any actual evidence of that, though? Like actually meeting Larry of something.

@LinkPizza
Nobody has evidence of anything. Or else prove it. Not some government-provided bullshit.

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Lmao, I love how you guys are so jelly that you have to make up fakeass narratives just to talk shit about me amongst yourselves. This is just beyond pathetic.
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LinkPizza posted...

Do you have any actual evidence of that, though? Like actually meeting Larry of something. Because at this point, youre just making baseless accusations based off of his post. Which means you have literally no proof of what youre saying. Like literally everything that comes spewing out of your mouth

hes just jealous of my achievements. i also think his poor reading comprehension limits his ability to communicate in writing so he ends up just posting the same thing over and over

zebatov posted...

LinkPizza
Nobody has evidence of anything. Or else prove it. Not some government-provided bullshit.

Larry posted his degree Thats proof
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Sulugnaz posted...

A person who has the vocabulary of a angsty 12 year old finding a gaming website for the first time, is an absolute legend in the realm of identifying intelligence. It's uncanny.

Thanks for identifying yourself, but anyone with half a brain could tell that. No need to spell it out for everyone.
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LinkPizza posted...

Larry posted his degree Thats proof

Everything on the internet is absolute truth - Abraham Lincoln and Moses.

LinkPizza posted...

Larry posted his degree Thats proof

Cacciato posted receipts to the scumbag behavior we've been alluding to, as well

His post where he admitted torturing his kids by making them believe they ate a puppy is on that site, as well

He'll keep denying and deflecting, of course, which is how we know he's lying about other stuff in this topic

Let me try to predict his response: "You don't understand that post because reading comprehension jelly money 80k concrete truck obsessed pathetic"

Did I get enough of the peabrained buzzwords he keeps rehashing in there?

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LinkPizza posted...

Larry posted his degree Thats proof

Oh Larry said it.

My bad.

Anyways.... Its fucked to get money for nothing.

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Sulugnaz posted...

An obstinate refusal to recognize mockery.

If it doesn't fit the bill, then it shouldn't be about me. It does fit the bill perfectly for you though.
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BEERandWEED posted...

Everything on the internet is absolute truth - Abraham Lincoln and Moses.

You could probably ask him to time stamp it. Idk

Far-Queue posted...

Cacciato posted receipts to the scumbag behavior we've been alluding to, as well

His post where he admitted torturing his kids by making them believe they ate a puppy is on that site, as well

He'll keep denying and deflecting, of course, which is how we know he's lying about other stuff in this topic

Let me try to predict his response: "You don't understand that post because reading comprehension jelly money 80k concrete truck obsessed pathetic"

Did I get enough of the peabrained buzzwords he keeps rehashing in there?

This is true. And he will most likely respond like that. Like you said, hes a one trick pony who hasnt said anything except the same few phrases
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Sulugnaz posted...

Oh look, "no u" response. Going back to that 12 year old mentality.

If it's true, it's true. Don't blame me because you described yourself perfectly and I called you out on it.
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zebatov posted...

@LinkPizza
Nobody has evidence of anything. Or else prove it. Not some government-provided bullshit.

Trusting the government is far better than trusting some random morons on YouTube that say vaccines cause autism.

Far-Queue posted...

Cacciato posted receipts to the scumbag behavior we've been alluding to, as well

His post where he admitted torturing his kids by making them believe they ate a puppy is on that site, as well

He'll keep denying and deflecting, of course, which is how we know he's lying about other stuff in this topic

Let me try to predict his response: "You don't understand that post because reading comprehension jelly money 80k concrete truck obsessed pathetic"

Did I get enough of the peabrained buzzwords he keeps rehashing in there?

You forgot psychology degree.
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Cacciato posted...

Yet this is apparently someone who is the pinnacle of the human species in his own head

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wwinterj25 posted...

Yet this is apparently someone who is the pinnacle of the human species in his own head

I mean, was I wrong in anything? If anything, this proves you people were wrong about everything. You people said the trucker girl and I wouldn't stay together, but we have for 5 years now and going strong. My contract wife and I got divorced, but why does that even matter? It was a contractual marriage. We got divorced a little sooner than expected because I didn't get to pay her dad back the money I owed him, but so what? She did scam me out of a bunch of money and fucked up my credit because of it, so that evens out the money I owed her dad.
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helIy posted...

would you donate to my taco gofundme lihl8h

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lihlih posted...

I mean, was I wrong in anything? If anything, this proves you people were wrong about everything. You people said the trucker girl and I wouldn't stay together, but we have for 5 years now and going strong. My contract wife and I got divorced, but why does that even matter? It was a contractual marriage. We got divorced a little sooner than expected because I didn't get to pay her dad back the money I owed him, but so what? She did scam me out of a bunch of money and fucked up my credit because of it, so that evens out the money I owed her dad.

nobody cares about your take on it, because your take has been inconsistent, and then you piss your pants when anyone points that out.

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Know why people don't press me on personal shit?

Because I never posted personal shit on here lmao pwn'd

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He could also try being honest
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LinkPizza posted...

He could also try being honest

for real all these things are his personal business

nobody even asked him to share it or creepy stories and pics of his kids sleeping

if he wants to share details then thats his choice but to insist that he never said things and then when he is shown he did say things he just moved the goalpost for himself further and insists that his behavior and attitude is acceptable and perfect

I for real havent seen this level of cognitive dissonance since Zeuss BS a couple years back

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ReturnOfFa posted...

nobody cares about your take on it, because your take has been inconsistent, and then you piss your pants when anyone points that out.

Except Cac literally posted shit that proved me right, so no idea why you're trying to say otherwise, lol.
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By prove you right, do you literally mean prove that you were lying

again

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will you buy me a dang taco or not dude

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lihlih posted...

Except Cac literally posted shit that proved me right, so no idea why you're trying to say otherwise, lol.

denial must be enjoyable

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ReturnOfFa posted...

denial must be enjoyable

You tell me, you're the one that's neck deep in it.
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