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Smackems 10/19/21 8:07:04 PM #301:	Machete posted... Don't know what the other thing is but I have heard of this one EPIDIDYMITIS is when you have pain on the cap of ya ball --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959202048] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Machete posted... </cite> <quote>Don't know what the other thing is but I have heard of this one</quote>EPIDIDYMITIS is when you have pain on the cap of ya ball </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 10/19/21 8:10:15 PM #302:	MabusIncarnate posted... Lol yeah basically if you claim to be a fan for 60+ years you are gonna know the team you played against the most during that entire time. Yeah, trying to think of a parallel for Bruins fans... making mistaking Habs for Canucks? Because the logos both have a big C? Even then, anyone that clueless is probably less likely to have even heard of the Canucks than recognize the Canadiens logo lol --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:959202134] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>Lol yeah basically if you claim to be a fan for 60+ years you are gonna know the team you played against the most during that entire time. </quote> Yeah, trying to think of a parallel for Bruins fans... making mistaking Habs for Canucks? Because the logos both have a big C? Even then, anyone that clueless is probably less likely to have even heard of the Canucks than recognize the Canadiens logo lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 10/19/21 8:11:31 PM #303:	Smackems posted... EPIDIDYMITIS is when you have pain on the cap of ya ball Huh, I've had ball pain for like a day or two at time on rare occasions, but I'm not sure what constitutes the cap vs anywhere else or just general ball pain --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:959202168] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted...</cite> <quote> EPIDIDYMITIS is when you have pain on the cap of ya ball </quote> Huh, I've had ball pain for like a day or two at time on rare occasions, but I'm not sure what constitutes the cap vs anywhere else or just general ball pain</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/19/21 8:14:24 PM #304:	Machete posted... Huh, I've had ball pain for like a day or two at time on rare occasions, but I'm not sure what constitutes the cap vs anywhere else or just general ball pain It causes my whole ball to hurt when there's pressure applied to it, like when wearing jeans. So I don't wear jeans --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959202236] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Machete posted... </cite> <quote>Huh, I've had ball pain for like a day or two at time on rare occasions, but I'm not sure what constitutes the cap vs anywhere else or just general ball pain</quote>It causes my whole ball to hurt when there's pressure applied to it, like when wearing jeans. So I don't wear jeans </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/19/21 8:17:18 PM #305:	I sometimes feel a painful sensation on the underside of my left ball. But always when it's not supposed to. I mean like days after the fact. And sometimes it goes away immediately and other times it's there for 10 minutes. Never the right one. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959202320] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>I sometimes feel a painful sensation on the underside of my left ball. But always when it's not supposed to. I mean like days after the fact. And sometimes it goes away immediately and other times it's there for 10 minutes. Never the right one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/19/21 8:18:10 PM #306:	Smackems posted... It causes my whole ball to hurt when there's pressure applied to it, like when wearing jeans. So I don't wear jeans Oof, I'm sorry man :( fuck jeans anyway tho. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959202348] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>It causes my whole ball to hurt when there's pressure applied to it, like when wearing jeans. So I don't wear jeans</quote>Oof, I'm sorry man :( fuck jeans anyway tho. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 10/19/21 8:19:29 PM #307:	CanuckCowboy posted... Im writing a death metal song called "skull fucked by a bird of prey" now. I want a tshirt with all the lyrics all over it in completely unreadable font. --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:959202380] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>CanuckCowboy posted... </cite> <quote>Im writing a death metal song called "skull fucked by a bird of prey" now.</quote>I want a tshirt with all the lyrics all over it in completely unreadable font. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabrestorm 10/19/21 8:20:23 PM #308:	Smackems posted... I love Green Jell (pronounced green jelly) green jello is just lime flavored gelatin --- No worries no, dilemmas no <cite>sabrestorm posted [p:959202408] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>I love Green Jell (pronounced green jelly)</quote> green jello is just lime flavored gelatin </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 10/19/21 8:22:59 PM #309:	Smackems posted... It causes my whole ball to hurt when there's pressure applied to it, like when wearing jeans. So I don't wear jeans Ah okay. Ouch :( --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:959202478] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted...</cite> <quote> It causes my whole ball to hurt when there's pressure applied to it, like when wearing jeans. So I don't wear jeans </quote> Ah okay. Ouch :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/19/21 8:23:14 PM #310:	Pandamonic posted... Oof, I'm sorry man :( fuck jeans anyway tho. It's not that bad. I have an excuse not to wear pants! --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959202489] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Pandamonic posted... </cite> <quote>Oof, I'm sorry man :( fuck jeans anyway tho.</quote>It's not that bad. I have an excuse not to wear pants! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/19/21 8:24:51 PM #311:	Smackems posted... It's not that bad. I have an excuse not to wear pants! Lol, I'll drink to that --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959202544] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>It's not that bad. I have an excuse not to wear pants!</quote>Lol, I'll drink to that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 10/19/21 8:28:02 PM #312:	Pandamonic posted... Lol, I'll drink to that Lmao same Now that I think of it, I never wear pants unless I leave my apt whoch is not very often these days, so maybe I can like... double drink to that --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:959202654] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Pandamonic posted...</cite> <quote> Lol, I'll drink to that </quote> Lmao same Now that I think of it, I never wear pants unless I leave my apt whoch is not very often these days, so maybe I can like... double drink to that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/19/21 8:29:27 PM #313:	I drink shorts all the time. Not as much pressure and also it's always so fuckin hot anyway I wear shorts... Lol I'm leaving that --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959202700] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>I drink shorts all the time. Not as much pressure and also it's always so fuckin hot anyway I wear shorts... Lol I'm leaving that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/19/21 8:31:10 PM #314:	JimCarrysToe posted... I want a tshirt with all the lyrics all over it in completely unreadable font. Like the band logos where they take a wite out pen and go crazy? --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959202756] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>JimCarrysToe posted... </cite> <quote>I want a tshirt with all the lyrics all over it in completely unreadable font.</quote>Like the band logos where they take a wite out pen and go crazy? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/19/21 8:31:50 PM #315:	Smackems posted... I drink shorts all the time. Not as much pressure and also it's always so fuckin hot anyway I wear shorts... Lol I'm leaving that Yessss --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959202775] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>I drink shorts all the time. Not as much pressure and also it's always so fuckin hot anyway I wear shorts... Lol I'm leaving that</quote>Yessss </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 10/19/21 8:36:28 PM #316:	JimCarrysToe posted... I want a tshirt with all the lyrics all over it in completely unreadable font. i used to have a couple like that. Maybe I need more. Pandamonic posted... Like the band logos where they take a wite out pen and go crazy? lmao. Thats pretty spot on --- "Extension cord wrapped 'round the base of my penis in defiance of societal norms." https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:959202922] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>JimCarrysToe posted... </cite> <quote>I want a tshirt with all the lyrics all over it in completely unreadable font.</quote> i used to have a couple like that. Maybe I need more. Pandamonic posted... </cite> <quote>Like the band logos where they take a wite out pen and go crazy? </quote> lmao. Thats pretty spot on </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/19/21 8:40:19 PM #317:	How should I discipline a little kitten??? --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959203025] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>How should I discipline a little kitten??? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/19/21 8:40:25 PM #318:	So I read through everything and I concur. @TreyFlowers by the way the Giants were never going to win that game no matter what. And yeah Mabus, if someone asked me "Hey dude is that a Cowboys hat you got on?" While i'm wearing my Giants hat, i'm gettin mad. Worst insult I ever got was someone at work thought I looked like Tony Romo. I do think he's the best commentator but he's still associated with Dallas and I can't have that. Drinkin time! @Questionmarktarius Can you find 16oz coors cans anymore? This is the 3rd place I went to and I can't find em damnit! I might have to lay off the beer and switch back to the hard stuff. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959203030] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>So I read through everything and I concur. @TreyFlowers by the way the Giants were never going to win that game no matter what. And yeah Mabus, if someone asked me "Hey dude is that a Cowboys hat you got on?" While i'm wearing my Giants hat, i'm gettin mad. Worst insult I ever got was someone at work thought I looked like Tony Romo. I do think he's the best commentator but he's still associated with Dallas and I can't have that. Drinkin time! @Questionmarktarius Can you find 16oz coors cans anymore? This is the 3rd place I went to and I can't find em damnit! I might have to lay off the beer and switch back to the hard stuff. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/19/21 8:42:56 PM #319:	Smackems posted... How should I discipline a little kitten??? With the tiniest of tiny little whips. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959203114] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>How should I discipline a little kitten???</quote>With the tiniest of tiny little whips. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/19/21 9:00:39 PM #320:	Smackems posted... How should I discipline a little kitten??? Always believed in squirt bottle training. Virtually harmless but most cats really hate getting a spot of water on their fur. I've curbed a lot of behavior issues with a squirt bottle in the past. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959203638] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>How should I discipline a little kitten???</quote>Always believed in squirt bottle training. Virtually harmless but most cats really hate getting a spot of water on their fur. I've curbed a lot of behavior issues with a squirt bottle in the past. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/19/21 9:01:41 PM #321:	I'm gonna get a super soaker and wreck my cats day for scratching shit and running off before I can get to her. She baits me into sprinting after her like it's a game.... now she's in for a rude awakening. Thanks Mabus. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959203678] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>I'm gonna get a super soaker and wreck my cats day for scratching shit and running off before I can get to her. She baits me into sprinting after her like it's a game.... now she's in for a rude awakening. Thanks Mabus. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 10/19/21 9:02:46 PM #322:	Pandamonic posted... Like the band logos where they take a wite out pen and go crazy? Yes! God they're so ridiculous I can't wrap my head around how they even come up with the style. Is there any actual letters in some of them? I swear there aren't. --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:959203697] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Pandamonic posted... </cite> <quote>Like the band logos where they take a wite out pen and go crazy? </quote>Yes! God they're so ridiculous I can't wrap my head around how they even come up with the style. Is there any actual letters in some of them? I swear there aren't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/19/21 9:05:13 PM #323:	Gettin this to spray the cat for scratching shit... --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959203762] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Gettin this to spray the cat for scratching shit... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/19/21 9:09:50 PM #324:	MabusIncarnate posted... Always believed in squirt bottle training. Virtually harmless but most cats really hate getting a spot of water on their fur. I've curbed a lot of behavior issues with a squirt bottle in the past. Good god why didn't I remember spray bottles. Yeah I'll do that --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959203905] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>Always believed in squirt bottle training. Virtually harmless but most cats really hate getting a spot of water on their fur. I've curbed a lot of behavior issues with a squirt bottle in the past.</quote>Good god why didn't I remember spray bottles. Yeah I'll do that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/19/21 9:13:26 PM #325:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Gettin this to spray the cat for scratching shit... Lmao, I had a few as a kid. Only one cat I had not only didnt give a shit about being wet, but he liked drinking from the squirt bottle stream, so he'd knock the thing off the table when he was thirsty and I'd spray at his face and he just licked it up. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959204013] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Gettin this to spray the cat for scratching shit... </quote>Lmao, I had a few as a kid. Only one cat I had not only didnt give a shit about being wet, but he liked drinking from the squirt bottle stream, so he'd knock the thing off the table when he was thirsty and I'd spray at his face and he just licked it up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/19/21 9:19:55 PM #326:	JimCarrysToe posted... Yes! God they're so ridiculous I can't wrap my head around how they even come up with the style. Is there any actual letters in some of them? I swear there aren't. The letters are there, but only if you know the name of the band. Otherwise it's just a bunch of shit. Try and see if you can make sense of this one. ~~It's Waking The Cadaver apparently~~ --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959204237] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>JimCarrysToe posted... </cite> <quote>Yes! God they're so ridiculous I can't wrap my head around how they even come up with the style. Is there any actual letters in some of them? I swear there aren't.</quote>The letters are there, but only if you know the name of the band. Otherwise it's just a bunch of shit. Try and see if you can make sense of this one. It's Waking The Cadaver apparently </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 10/19/21 9:22:24 PM #327:	MabusIncarnate posted... Always believed in squirt bottle training. Virtually harmless but most cats really hate getting a spot of water on their fur. I've curbed a lot of behavior issues with a squirt bottle in the past. My old cat liked the squirt bottle so it was not effective as a deterrent. :-/ --- https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8 Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:959204326] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>Always believed in squirt bottle training. Virtually harmless but most cats really hate getting a spot of water on their fur. I've curbed a lot of behavior issues with a squirt bottle in the past.</quote> My old cat liked the squirt bottle so it was not effective as a deterrent. :-/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/19/21 9:23:02 PM #328:	Anyone remember this? Blowing your eyes out staring at these for like 30+ seconds before it became clear? --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959204350] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Anyone remember this? Blowing your eyes out staring at these for like 30+ seconds before it became clear? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/19/21 9:26:08 PM #330:	Yeah me neither I have no idea what it was that I just posted but it gave me a headache. I guess you need the irl version. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959204436] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Yeah me neither I have no idea what it was that I just posted but it gave me a headache. I guess you need the irl version. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/19/21 9:26:31 PM #331:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Anyone remember this? Blowing your eyes out staring at these for like 30+ seconds before it became clear? Loved this Magic Eye stuff when I was younger, there was some legit cool art out there. WaterLink posted... My old cat liked the squirt bottle so it was not effective as a deterrent. :-/ It's funny, my girl cat goes outside, in the rain, gets drenched, comes back inside undeterred. Give her one squirt when she's on the counter and I get a death stare for a few seconds like I just slapped her momma. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959204445] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Anyone remember this? Blowing your eyes out staring at these for like 30+ seconds before it became clear? </quote>Loved this Magic Eye stuff when I was younger, there was some legit cool art out there. WaterLink posted... </cite> <quote>My old cat liked the squirt bottle so it was not effective as a deterrent. :-/</quote>It's funny, my girl cat goes outside, in the rain, gets drenched, comes back inside undeterred. Give her one squirt when she's on the counter and I get a death stare for a few seconds like I just slapped her momma. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/19/21 9:28:27 PM #332:	Went to Amazon to see if they had any of those books and sure as shit.... --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959204492] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Went to Amazon to see if they had any of those books and sure as shit.... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 10/19/21 9:29:47 PM #333:	MabusIncarnate posted... It's funny, my girl cat goes outside, in the rain, gets drenched, comes back inside undeterred. Give her one squirt when she's on the counter and I get a death stare for a few seconds like I just slapped her momma. Kinda like dogs love putting their head out the window while driving, but blow on their ear and they get pissed. --- https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8 Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:959204535] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>It's funny, my girl cat goes outside, in the rain, gets drenched, comes back inside undeterred. Give her one squirt when she's on the counter and I get a death stare for a few seconds like I just slapped her momma.</quote> Kinda like dogs love putting their head out the window while driving, but blow on their ear and they get pissed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/19/21 9:36:43 PM #334:	Oh no Johnny gonna get on that acid trip lyfe now --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959204720] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Oh no Johnny gonna get on that acid trip lyfe now </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/19/21 9:38:56 PM #335:	Never. I'm loyal to my booze and my booze is loyal to fuckin up my liver. It's the only til death do us part relationship there is. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959204782] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Never. I'm loyal to my booze and my booze is loyal to fuckin up my liver. It's the only til death do us part relationship there is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/19/21 9:40:26 PM #336:	WaterLink posted... Kinda like dogs love putting their head out the window while driving, but blow on their ear and they get pissed. Yeah exactly. My dog hates car rides in general, I've had 5 dogs in my life and shes the only one that gets scared when we gotta go somewhere. Even tried getting her used to it, just driving the truck around the yard, she'd rather just run beside it. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959204823] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>WaterLink posted... </cite> <quote>Kinda like dogs love putting their head out the window while driving, but blow on their ear and they get pissed.</quote>Yeah exactly. My dog hates car rides in general, I've had 5 dogs in my life and shes the only one that gets scared when we gotta go somewhere. Even tried getting her used to it, just driving the truck around the yard, she'd rather just run beside it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 10/19/21 9:45:43 PM #337:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Never. I'm loyal to my booze and my booze is loyal to fuckin up my liver. It's the only til death do us part relationship there is. How loyal are we talking? Would you throw booze if someone hurt your kid? --- Bun bun :3 <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:959204937] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Never. I'm loyal to my booze and my booze is loyal to fuckin up my liver. It's the only til death do us part relationship there is.</quote>How loyal are we talking? Would you throw booze if someone hurt your kid? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 10/19/21 9:46:15 PM #338:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... @Questionmarktarius Can you find 16oz coors cans anymore? There's those pint aluminum bottle things. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:959204951] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>@Questionmarktarius Can you find 16oz coors cans anymore?</quote>There's those pint aluminum bottle things. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 10/19/21 9:47:20 PM #339:	Oh dude I can't even say the words "go for a ride" around my dog because she will do her little "prancing in a circle dance" and bolt for the door and then gives me the sad face after a few minutes when it's a false alarm and sometimes I feel guilty and just ride around the block for her. She loves going to the park and I often take her with me if I'm going to any place with a drive thru like food or the bank or something. One time I went to the bank and the teller sent a dog treat back to me through the tube. Spoiled ass dog is too cute for her own good lol if I wasn't engaged I could totally use her to pick up chicks but I'm not that guy --- https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8 Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:959204983] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Oh dude I can't even say the words "go for a ride" around my dog because she will do her little "prancing in a circle dance" and bolt for the door and then gives me the sad face after a few minutes when it's a false alarm and sometimes I feel guilty and just ride around the block for her. She loves going to the park and I often take her with me if I'm going to any place with a drive thru like food or the bank or something. One time I went to the bank and the teller sent a dog treat back to me through the tube. Spoiled ass dog is too cute for her own good lol if I wasn't engaged I could totally use her to pick up chicks but I'm not that guy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/19/21 9:49:36 PM #340:	Questionmarktarius posted... There's those pint aluminum bottle things. Damnit I don't want 9 I want 12. I want things the way they were DAMNIT! --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959205046] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>There's those pint aluminum bottle things. </quote> Damnit I don't want 9 I want 12. I want things the way they were DAMNIT! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/19/21 9:50:35 PM #341:	WaterLink posted... Oh dude I can't even say the words "go for a ride" around my dog because she will do her little "prancing in a circle dance" and bolt for the door and then gives me the sad face after a few minutes when it's a false alarm and sometimes I feel guilty and just ride around the block for her. She loves going to the park and I often take her with me if I'm going to any place with a drive thru like food or the bank or something. One time I went to the bank and the teller sent a dog treat back to me through the tube. Spoiled ass dog is too cute for her own good lol if I wasn't engaged I could totally use her to pick up chicks but I'm not that guy Yeah this has been all of my dogs except her, besides my hound though, she's the only one I adopted at an older age so I don't know how she was raised from a pup or what the negative association is with car rides. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959205067] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>WaterLink posted... </cite> <quote>Oh dude I can't even say the words "go for a ride" around my dog because she will do her little "prancing in a circle dance" and bolt for the door and then gives me the sad face after a few minutes when it's a false alarm and sometimes I feel guilty and just ride around the block for her. She loves going to the park and I often take her with me if I'm going to any place with a drive thru like food or the bank or something. One time I went to the bank and the teller sent a dog treat back to me through the tube. Spoiled ass dog is too cute for her own good lol if I wasn't engaged I could totally use her to pick up chicks but I'm not that guy</quote>Yeah this has been all of my dogs except her, besides my hound though, she's the only one I adopted at an older age so I don't know how she was raised from a pup or what the negative association is with car rides. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/19/21 9:52:16 PM #342:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Damnit I don't want 9 I want 12. I want things the way they were DAMNIT! But if you buy 2, its 18. Perfect for a night of drinking without the leftovers that aren't enough to do the job the following night. Mathing, it's what being a good dad is all about. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959205114] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Damnit I don't want 9 I want 12. I want things the way they were DAMNIT!</quote>But if you buy 2, its 18. Perfect for a night of drinking without the leftovers that aren't enough to do the job the following night. Mathing, it's what being a good dad is all about. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/19/21 9:53:26 PM #343:	...... Fuck it im going hard liquor full time now. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959205139] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>...... Fuck it im going hard liquor full time now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/19/21 9:56:27 PM #344:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... ...... Fuck it im going hard liquor full time now. https://youtu.be/Em4hG_yO7gU --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959205235] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>...... Fuck it im going hard liquor full time now.</quote>https://youtu.be/Em4hG_yO7gU </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/19/21 10:03:55 PM #345:	Wife went to the nieces and nephews football game this weekend, the boys play football and their sisters cheerlead. She dumped a bottle of water and put vodka in it instead and said it was funnier to watch if she wasn't sober. Every now and again she reminds me why I married her. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959205420] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Wife went to the nieces and nephews football game this weekend, the boys play football and their sisters cheerlead. She dumped a bottle of water and put vodka in it instead and said it was funnier to watch if she wasn't sober. Every now and again she reminds me why I married her. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/19/21 10:05:58 PM #346:	I always wanted to get loaded drunk and do this to people but I just have a gut feeling i'd get shot multiple times https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oxQZdIpv2k --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959205480] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>I always wanted to get loaded drunk and do this to people but I just have a gut feeling i'd get shot multiple times https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oxQZdIpv2k </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 10/19/21 11:40:05 PM #347:	bought some new beer release tonight from one of my favourite IPA breweries, called 88 brewing (an homage, i think, to the 1988 olympics in Calgary -- yeah, this city reeeeeally likes to pay homage to shit that happened decades ago because nothing happens now) "Hazy IPA with Mosaic", whatever that means. It tastes very good. Might have to have 2. --- #BladeGang <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:959207710] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>bought some new beer release tonight from one of my favourite IPA breweries, called 88 brewing (an homage, i think, to the 1988 olympics in Calgary -- yeah, this city reeeeeally likes to pay homage to shit that happened decades ago because nothing happens now) "Hazy IPA with Mosaic", whatever that means. It tastes very good. Might have to have 2. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 10/19/21 11:41:31 PM #348:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... I always wanted to get loaded drunk and do this to people but I just have a gut feeling i'd get shot multiple times https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oxQZdIpv2k see, if i saw that in public, i wouldn't be shook. My brain would automatically default to "oh, its a prank or hoax" which means i'm probably highly likely to be a victim in something like a mass machete attack, which we actually had downtown here a few days ago. "Oh, it's just a prop, he's trying to scare me! OH MY GOD MY HAND" --- #BladeGang <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:959207746] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>I always wanted to get loaded drunk and do this to people but I just have a gut feeling i'd get shot multiple times https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oxQZdIpv2k</quote>see, if i saw that in public, i wouldn't be shook. My brain would automatically default to "oh, its a prank or hoax" which means i'm probably highly likely to be a victim in something like a mass machete attack, which we actually had downtown here a few days ago. "Oh, it's just a prop, he's trying to scare me! OH MY GOD MY HAND" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/19/21 11:45:33 PM #349:	Naysaspace posted... bought some new beer release tonight from one of my favourite IPA breweries, called 88 brewing (an homage, i think, to the 1988 olympics in Calgary -- yeah, this city reeeeeally likes to pay homage to shit that happened decades ago because nothing happens now) "Hazy IPA with Mosaic", whatever that means. It tastes very good. Might have to have 2. Does Calgary have a "Cool Runnings" IPA? They should. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959207839] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Naysaspace posted... </cite> <quote>bought some new beer release tonight from one of my favourite IPA breweries, called 88 brewing (an homage, i think, to the 1988 olympics in Calgary -- yeah, this city reeeeeally likes to pay homage to shit that happened decades ago because nothing happens now) "Hazy IPA with Mosaic", whatever that means. It tastes very good. Might have to have 2.</quote> Does Calgary have a "Cool Runnings" IPA? They should. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/20/21 12:02:54 AM #350:	Well, maybe this team is on it's way out of the shitter, finally. Historic first career goal tonight for, hopefully, future superstar Lucas Raymond. I legit think this guy can be a future top talent, he's only 19 and he's playing like he's been an NHLer for years. https://youtu.be/mdZkg4jW4cM Real excited, Wings winning games, these prospects are showing up. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959208260] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Well, maybe this team is on it's way out of the shitter, finally. Historic first career goal tonight for, hopefully, future superstar Lucas Raymond. I legit think this guy can be a future top talent, he's only 19 and he's playing like he's been an NHLer for years. https://youtu.be/mdZkg4jW4cM Real excited, Wings winning games, these prospects are showing up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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