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Johnny_Nutcase
10/17/21 8:18:43 PM
#151:


JimCarrysToe posted...
I also blame jim, idk what for, but jims got all the blame for it.

That's not fair of you to make a statement like that. You don't know Jim like I do. Jim will release a herd of buffalo in my living room while i'm sleeping on the couch and light a buncha fire crackers to get em goin. You know how much buffalo shit I gotta clean up after a situation like that? You wouldn't know because you haven't experienced it.

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CanuckCowboy
10/17/21 8:23:35 PM
#152:


Smackems posted...
We should start up some dnd

Ive never played dnd but Ive always wanted to

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Smackems
10/17/21 8:23:40 PM
#153:


I promise dnd isn't as nerdy as you think it is

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/17/21 8:28:00 PM
#154:


You can't find a better woman than this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RfBacNTlVY

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Smackems
10/17/21 8:30:24 PM
#155:


My sister picked up the manuals and has been learning to dm. I'd like to try some of her stuff since she's new to it

Idk why I'm telling y'all all this shit

@CanuckCowboy hit me with some Walter? My mom asked if you were going to dress him up for Halloween

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/17/21 8:33:26 PM
#156:


I'd like to see Walter in a sexy black t-shirt with a glass of rum in his paw and a goatee

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Smackems
10/17/21 8:36:06 PM
#157:


Dress him up as a lobster

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MabusIncarnate
10/17/21 8:45:25 PM
#158:


So late this morning, guy comes through here, real friendly, said he's in town for a concert, asked him who he was here to see, he said his name is Bobby and he's part of the act. Had other people in line so didnt talk much besides that.

So doing a bit of exploring in my downtime, come to find out that Earth, Wind and Fire is in Nashville this weekend and the mofo I was talking to was Bobby Burns, one of the band members. Guy was real nice and humble, figured he was playing a little gig at a bar or something but nah.

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Smackems
10/17/21 8:46:29 PM
#159:


That's cool. Too bad his band sucks, but that's still cool

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CanuckCowboy
10/17/21 8:47:17 PM
#160:



Walter is

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CanuckCowboy
10/17/21 8:48:23 PM
#161:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'd like to see Walter in a sexy black t-shirt with a glass of rum in his paw and a goatee

fuck I kinda wanna do a Walter Julian costume now.

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Smackems
10/17/21 8:50:50 PM
#163:


Woozul posted...
I DMd your sister
Someone translate this into old man

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MabusIncarnate
10/17/21 8:51:41 PM
#164:


Smackems posted...
Someone translate this into old man
Calypso and your sister had super fun sexy time

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Smackems
10/17/21 8:52:19 PM
#165:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Calypso and your sister had super fun sexy time
Oh. I don't wanna talk about this anymore

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/17/21 8:54:12 PM
#167:


I had a similar situation In El Paso with Blue Oyster Cult. Me and my friend were fuckin wasted and there's a big hotel nearby and we went up in the stairwell on the top floor to look down on the concert (it was outside). It had these open windows where you can basically just smoke, drink, and watch the rest of the concert.

Went into the hotel to get on the elevator, the doors open and this fucking guy just reaches out and shakes my hand... This guy asks me if I enjoyed the show??? So I knew right away he was with Blue Oyster Cult but he was young as fuck and I think he was the lead singers son or something. I played it off as best as I could and was like "Yeahhhhhh man you guys fuckin tore it up out there!". In my head i'm thinkin get the fuck outta the elevator because I wanna smoke and drink in peace.

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Smackems
10/17/21 8:57:41 PM
#168:


Blue Oyster Cult is good at least

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/17/21 8:59:47 PM
#169:


Oh yeah they're fuckin amazing. I think it was the original band except for the drummer who looked like he was younger than me so I guess that's who it was. There's not too many famous people that impress me so I usually stun them when they meet me and i'm not all "OHHHH MY GODDDDD"

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Smackems
10/17/21 9:08:41 PM
#170:


Same. I just want them to fuck off lol idc how famous you are get away

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/17/21 9:20:53 PM
#172:


Well unless it's a female celebrity who's single. Then I might make a grand effort to marry her for money.

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MabusIncarnate
10/17/21 9:27:46 PM
#173:


I'm with wbloe and Canuck, never played D&D but I want to try it. I'd be down if we ever organized a drinking topic session. Johnny can be the shit wind Phoenix risen from the ashes of shiticanes and cheeseburgers.

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Smackems
10/17/21 9:37:38 PM
#174:


Unfortunately I banned drinking from any dnd I dm

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MabusIncarnate
10/17/21 9:43:40 PM
#175:


Smackems posted...
Unfortunately I banned drinking from any dnd I dm
I worked with this dork at Kroger years back and he ran games, and he invited me once and I brought beer, tequila and weed and he was basically shocked and was like.. we all play sober and you shouldn't have brought drugs. So I went home and got drunk and did drugs instead.

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Smackems
10/17/21 9:45:25 PM
#177:


I'm fine with drugs. But as a dm you spend hours trying to make the game interesting and fun, and if alcohol is involved it usually becomes about alcohol and getting fucked up more than the game itself. And I ain't into that lol

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Questionmarktarius
10/17/21 9:46:49 PM
#178:


Smackems posted...
Unfortunately I banned drinking from any dnd I dm
I DM drunk.
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MabusIncarnate
10/17/21 9:48:04 PM
#179:


Woozul posted...
im so tired
Get an orange cream Reign energy drink, only 10 calories per can!

Smackems posted...
I'm fine with drugs. But as a dm you spend hours trying to make the game interesting and fun, and if alcohol is involved it usually becomes about alcohol and getting fucked up more than the game itself. And I ain't into that lol
I can see that, had a good few fantasy sports drafts ruined with alcohol. Kind of turned into "who did you pick in round 9 again? What round is it now?" And a lot of cocked over teams the next day.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/17/21 9:50:26 PM
#180:


No way in hell i'm playing dnd sober.

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Smackems
10/17/21 9:55:05 PM
#181:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
No way in hell i'm playing dnd sober.
Weed

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/17/21 9:57:22 PM
#182:


I'll talk nonsense and pass out face first on the desk 34 seconds in.

No I gotta be loaded or it's not happening.

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Smackems
10/17/21 9:58:13 PM
#183:


Idk how we would even get one going anyway. I don't have a computer either

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JimCarrysToe
10/17/21 11:28:35 PM
#185:


The innocent relation premenstrually battle because system contrarily jam at a torpid jelly. living, wild pet.

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Smackems
10/17/21 11:30:29 PM
#186:


Hey I'm made of jelly

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Pandamonic
10/18/21 12:03:40 AM
#187:


I'm stoned

https://youtu.be/16NaOFTIkug

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Machete
10/18/21 12:08:57 AM
#188:


Helped my parents take an old ass satellite dish off their roof today. It was really easy. I didn't have to go on the roof. I just had to help with the ladder, get some tools and throw shit in the dumpster after my stepfather threw it off he roof. Kinda wanted to do more, but doing more would have meant getting up on the roof and I was... not looking to do that.

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MabusIncarnate
10/18/21 12:33:55 AM
#189:


I really hate heights, thankfully my place is just one story, so it's not bad when I gotta clean the gutters and whatnot. Still hate it, but not as bad as it could be.

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IfGodCouldDie
10/18/21 12:42:51 AM
#191:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I really hate heights, thankfully my place is just one story, so it's not bad when I gotta clean the gutters and whatnot. Still hate it, but not as bad as it could be.
I used to be terrified of heights but after forcing myself to jump off a few cliffs I got mostly over it. Being up high can still trigger that anxious feeling but I am no longer paralyzed with fear from it. Surprisingly blowing both my knees out from a 110ft cliff jump while coming down after a week with my friends Molly and Cid, Mary Jane and Pearl were there too, actually helped solidify me no longer being terrified of heights.

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Pandamonic
10/18/21 12:53:43 AM
#192:


Sounds like a good time

Minus the blowing of the knees

That sounds like it sucks

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MabusIncarnate
10/18/21 12:56:00 AM
#193:


I kind of just power through it, but I never kicked the fear. Rappelled down a 60 foot tower a few times in the military, I hike a lot, often coming to mountain bluffs and steep drops, I never get used to it and it makes me dizzy and mildly disoriented.

Spiders I used to have that paralyzing fear of, illogically bad, even if it was a tiny one. Somewhere along the way, maybe because there are so many wolf spiders and orb weavers here on my property, I adapted and adjusted, and don't even really freak if one gets on me now. I don't get where the divide is between the two, and why I adapted to one but not the other.

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JimCarrysToe
10/18/21 12:59:49 AM
#194:


Big spiders scare me a bit, but I've held small ones. And crushed a hoard of tiny ones with my bare hands.

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MabusIncarnate
10/18/21 1:02:53 AM
#195:


You monster

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YugiNoob
10/18/21 1:27:12 AM
#196:


I find today's poll of the day weird. There's no option for "Owned it, but not anymore" :<

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Harpie
10/18/21 1:29:27 AM
#197:


YugiNoob posted...
I find today's poll of the day weird. There's no option for "Owned it, but not anymore" :<
what happened to it :<

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YugiNoob
10/18/21 1:41:38 AM
#198:


I think I had to give it away. When we moved out of our first house back when I was in elementary school my parents said I could only keep one game console, so I took my SNES :<

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MabusIncarnate
10/18/21 1:56:35 AM
#199:


I forget there's more Gamefaqs besides CE, I never look at the poll unless a topic or someone brings it up. I'm same as Yugi, owned it, the SMB/Duck Hunt dual cartridge that game with the NES. I don't have it anymore, only two I managed to keep with me all these years were Zelda gold cartridge, and Crystalis, a great SNK RPG.

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YugiNoob
10/18/21 1:59:53 AM
#200:


lmao even when he's saving his brother's life, Kaiba sounds evil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_-Ry6snyVY

"I'm not gonna make it!"
"Guess again!"
*Chucks little brother with 1 hand without slowing down then jumps 20 feet in the air*

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