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Smackems 10/18/21 10:15:20 PM #251:	I think it's easier to do hotspots with phones now --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959172897] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>I think it's easier to do hotspots with phones now </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 10/18/21 10:15:28 PM #252:	Machete posted... Does Walter know how to fix internets? I'm getting bored :( he doesnt, but he says that if you can go outside its pretty fun to run down small things and maul them to death. I feel like if you read it in norm McDonalds voice and delivery its funny. But thats true for basically everything. --- "Extension cord wrapped 'round the base of my penis in defiance of societal norms." https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:959172902] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Machete posted... </cite> <quote>Does Walter know how to fix internets? I'm getting bored :(</quote> he doesnt, but he says that if you can go outside its pretty fun to run down small things and maul them to death. I feel like if you read it in norm McDonalds voice and delivery its funny. But thats true for basically everything. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/18/21 10:21:02 PM #253:	Good news everyone! My gooch is healed up --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959173092] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Good news everyone! My gooch is healed up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/18/21 10:27:25 PM #254:	I'm drinking to that buddy! --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959173293] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>I'm drinking to that buddy! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 10/18/21 10:31:36 PM #255:	CanuckCowboy posted... he doesnt, but he says that if you can go outside its pretty fun to run down small things and maul them to death. I feel like if you read it in norm McDonalds voice and delivery its funny. But thats true for basically everything. That definitely is indeed true for basically everything. "Ya got any gum?" in Norm McDonald's voice impersonating David Letterman... or "Ridiculous!..." scolding a fellow inmate who sodomized him in jail (Dirty Work). And that's not even getting into weekend update. --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:959173437] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>CanuckCowboy posted...</cite> <quote> he doesnt, but he says that if you can go outside its pretty fun to run down small things and maul them to death. I feel like if you read it in norm McDonalds voice and delivery its funny. But thats true for basically everything. </quote> That definitely is indeed true for basically everything. "Ya got any gum?" in Norm McDonald's voice impersonating David Letterman... or "Ridiculous!..." scolding a fellow inmate who sodomized him in jail (Dirty Work). And that's not even getting into weekend update.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 10/18/21 10:31:58 PM #256:	Smackems posted... Good news everyone! My gooch is healed up Wtf what happened to your gooch? --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:959173449] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted...</cite> <quote>Good news everyone! My gooch is healed up </quote> Wtf what happened to your gooch?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 10/18/21 10:32:56 PM #257:	christ how do these move so fast --- https://imgur.com/cEQy3f4 / https://imgur.com/gWKaLHC <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:959173487] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>christ how do these move so fast </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/18/21 10:36:51 PM #258:	Smackems posted... I think it's easier to do hotspots with phones now I think me and Johnny have this same Galaxy JS orbit or whatever cheap $30 Walmart phone this is, I don't believe it's capable of making it's own hotspot. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959173616] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>I think it's easier to do hotspots with phones now</quote>I think me and Johnny have this same Galaxy JS orbit or whatever cheap $30 Walmart phone this is, I don't believe it's capable of making it's own hotspot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 10/18/21 10:37:50 PM #259:	Also I wish I could rename my Skyrim follower Walter. He's a Khajiit and he fucking trolls me constantly but I would never replace him with any other follower for any reason, and sometime I have to console command him back to me because he just wanders off or gets stuck trying to kill something that's already dead or decides to run from a foght against an easy enemy and yells at it to show him mercy and I'm like "bruh you're level 118 with full daedric armor and I can heal you if you actually get hurt." But when he hides from dragons instead of fighting them, I usually do too. Let the fucking npcs and guards deal with that shit if I have the option. I don't mind wasting arrows but wasting charges on my bow is not ideal. --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:959173659] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Also I wish I could rename my Skyrim follower Walter. He's a Khajiit and he fucking trolls me constantly but I would never replace him with any other follower for any reason, and sometime I have to console command him back to me because he just wanders off or gets stuck trying to kill something that's already dead or decides to run from a foght against an easy enemy and yells at it to show him mercy and I'm like "bruh you're level 118 with full daedric armor and I can heal you if you actually get hurt." But when he hides from dragons instead of fighting them, I usually do too. Let the fucking npcs and guards deal with that shit if I have the option. I don't mind wasting arrows but wasting charges on my bow is not ideal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 10/18/21 10:40:08 PM #260:	MabusIncarnate posted... I think me and Johnny have this same Galaxy JS orbit or whatever cheap $30 Walmart phone this is, I don't believe it's capable of making it's own hotspot. Mine's like barely able I think. Galaxy A20 I think it is? Was like $150 last year. Great camera. Average at best anything else. I wouldn't spend more than that on a phone though and it's walmart enough. I got it through provider but provider is straight talk and that's literally walmart lol --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:959173739] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote> I think me and Johnny have this same Galaxy JS orbit or whatever cheap $30 Walmart phone this is, I don't believe it's capable of making it's own hotspot. </quote> Mine's like barely able I think. Galaxy A20 I think it is? Was like $150 last year. Great camera. Average at best anything else. I wouldn't spend more than that on a phone though and it's walmart enough. I got it through provider but provider is straight talk and that's literally walmart lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/18/21 10:41:45 PM #261:	Machete posted... Mine's like barely able I think. Galaxy A20 I think it is? Was like $150 last year. Great camera. Average at best anything else. I wouldn't spend more than that on a phone though and it's walmart enough. I got it through provider but provider is straight talk and that's literally walmart lol Yeah I do Straight Talk also, like $40 a month flat. Besides work, I barely use my phone, never been a phone person at all. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959173793] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Machete posted... </cite> <quote>Mine's like barely able I think. Galaxy A20 I think it is? Was like $150 last year. Great camera. Average at best anything else. I wouldn't spend more than that on a phone though and it's walmart enough. I got it through provider but provider is straight talk and that's literally walmart lol</quote>Yeah I do Straight Talk also, like $40 a month flat. Besides work, I barely use my phone, never been a phone person at all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/18/21 10:46:12 PM #262:	MabusIncarnate posted... I think me and Johnny have this same Galaxy JS orbit or whatever cheap $30 Walmart phone this is, I don't believe it's capable of making it's own hotspot. Yeah I rarely find myself in a situation where I need a hotspot so it doesn't bother me. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959173910] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>I think me and Johnny have this same Galaxy JS orbit or whatever cheap $30 Walmart phone this is, I don't believe it's capable of making it's own hotspot.</quote> Yeah I rarely find myself in a situation where I need a hotspot so it doesn't bother me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 10/18/21 10:48:50 PM #263:	Back when I had an s4 I used a wifi hotspot to watch a have playoff game and it cost me like.... frickin a lot. I think it was over 100 bucks cause data in Canada is a joke. especially back then. --- "Extension cord wrapped 'round the base of my penis in defiance of societal norms." https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:959173983] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Back when I had an s4 I used a wifi hotspot to watch a have playoff game and it cost me like.... frickin a lot. I think it was over 100 bucks cause data in Canada is a joke. especially back then. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 10/19/21 12:38:48 AM #264:	MabusIncarnate posted... Yeah I do Straight Talk also, like $40 a month flat. Besides work, I barely use my phone, never been a phone person at all. I actually downgraded. I was payibg 45-50 before, went down from 10 gigs to 1 gig (never use nearly that much) so now it's like $38 total including tax and fees and shit. Wish I had done that sooner lol --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:959176742] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote> Yeah I do Straight Talk also, like $40 a month flat. Besides work, I barely use my phone, never been a phone person at all. </quote> I actually downgraded. I was payibg 45-50 before, went down from 10 gigs to 1 gig (never use nearly that much) so now it's like $38 total including tax and fees and shit. Wish I had done that sooner lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TreyFlowers 10/19/21 1:30:55 AM #265:	Start of the year I put on 2 futures parlays Parlay 1 Titans to win AFC South Bucs to win NFC North Cardinals to win NFC West Mac Jones ORotY Kliff Kingsbury CotY Dak Prescott CPotY $5 at 11893/1, for a return of $59,465.05. The current cashout is $261.12, current odds 80/1. Parlay 2 Kliff Kingsbury CotY Cardinals to win NFC West $20 at 341/1, for a return of $6,826.79. The current cashout is $439.13, current odds are 9/1 A few weeks ago I also added: Parlay 3 Kliff Kingsbury CotY Cardinals to win the Super Bowl $20 at 324/1, for a return of $6,493.60. The current cashout is $49.64, current odds are 55/1 I'm coming to America for a big pissup with everyone if they win, beers on me --- ...for it is better to be alone than in bad company. <cite>TreyFlowers posted [p:959177608] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Start of the year I put on 2 futures parlays Parlay 1 Titans to win AFC South Bucs to win NFC North Cardinals to win NFC West Mac Jones ORotY Kliff Kingsbury CotY Dak Prescott CPotY $5 at 11893/1, for a return of $59,465.05. The current cashout is $261.12, current odds 80/1. Parlay 2 Kliff Kingsbury CotY Cardinals to win NFC West $20 at 341/1, for a return of $6,826.79. The current cashout is $439.13, current odds are 9/1 A few weeks ago I also added: Parlay 3 Kliff Kingsbury CotY Cardinals to win the Super Bowl $20 at 324/1, for a return of $6,493.60. The current cashout is $49.64, current odds are 55/1 I'm coming to America for a big pissup with everyone if they win, beers on me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/19/21 2:17:50 AM #266:	Watching Friday the 13th Part 4 and I almost forgot about this hilarious shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm8kAvk3hqk --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959178344] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Watching Friday the 13th Part 4 and I almost forgot about this hilarious shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm8kAvk3hqk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 10/19/21 2:37:12 AM #267:	Its fuckin 12am and I just heard some crackhead driving by screaming "w wEE WOO WEE WOO W wee w" --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:959178597] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Its fuckin 12am and I just heard some crackhead driving by screaming "w wEE WOO WEE WOO W wee w" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 10/19/21 2:40:48 AM #268:	Got to live it up. LIVE IT UP! WHOA OH OH! TreyFlowers posted... Start of the year I put on 2 futures parlays Parlay 1 Titans to win AFC South Bucs to win NFC North Cardinals to win NFC West Mac Jones ORotY Kliff Kingsbury CotY Dak Prescott CPotY $5 at 11893/1, for a return of $59,465.05. The current cashout is $261.12, current odds 80/1. Parlay 2 Kliff Kingsbury CotY Cardinals to win NFC West $20 at 341/1, for a return of $6,826.79. The current cashout is $439.13, current odds are 9/1 A few weeks ago I also added: Parlay 3 Kliff Kingsbury CotY Cardinals to win the Super Bowl $20 at 324/1, for a return of $6,493.60. The current cashout is $49.64, current odds are 55/1 I'm coming to America for a big pissup with everyone if they win, beers on me Parlay 1 will forever be a joke Parlay 2 is looking good right now Parlay 3 will forever be a joke The odds of hitting future parlays is so astronomical it may as well be a powerball ticket. But hey, you get the fun in making the selections and rooting for your ticket/team. No one cheers for Grandma's phone number or the dog's birthday like they cheer for football. --- #BladeGang <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:959178653] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Got to live it up. LIVE IT UP! WHOA OH OH! TreyFlowers posted... </cite> <quote>Start of the year I put on 2 futures parlays Parlay 1 Titans to win AFC South Bucs to win NFC North Cardinals to win NFC West Mac Jones ORotY Kliff Kingsbury CotY Dak Prescott CPotY $5 at 11893/1, for a return of $59,465.05. The current cashout is $261.12, current odds 80/1. Parlay 2 Kliff Kingsbury CotY Cardinals to win NFC West $20 at 341/1, for a return of $6,826.79. The current cashout is $439.13, current odds are 9/1 A few weeks ago I also added: Parlay 3 Kliff Kingsbury CotY Cardinals to win the Super Bowl $20 at 324/1, for a return of $6,493.60. The current cashout is $49.64, current odds are 55/1 I'm coming to America for a big pissup with everyone if they win, beers on me</quote> Parlay 1 will forever be a joke Parlay 2 is looking good right now Parlay 3 will forever be a joke The odds of hitting future parlays is so astronomical it may as well be a powerball ticket. But hey, you get the fun in making the selections and rooting for your ticket/team. No one cheers for Grandma's phone number or the dog's birthday like they cheer for football. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/19/21 3:21:37 AM #269:	PatrickMahomes posted... christ how do these move so fast I'm at the point where I just post whatever random stuff is in my brain or going on in my life, i'm not really posting much on CE anymore. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959179197] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>PatrickMahomes posted... </cite> <quote>christ how do these move so fast</quote>I'm at the point where I just post whatever random stuff is in my brain or going on in my life, i'm not really posting much on CE anymore. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove 10/19/21 3:23:46 AM #270:	--- I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love. https://imgur.com/YTIL81T <cite>ApherosyLove posted [p:959179222] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 10/19/21 4:00:36 AM #271:	I don't know why but I have just been loving this song lately... https://youtu.be/sHbKdI26RkE --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:959179692] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>I don't know why but I have just been loving this song lately... https://youtu.be/sHbKdI26RkE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TreyFlowers 10/19/21 4:02:56 AM #272:	Naysaspace posted... Got to live it up. LIVE IT UP! WHOA OH OH! Parlay 1 will forever be a joke Parlay 2 is looking good right now Parlay 3 will forever be a joke The odds of hitting future parlays is so astronomical it may as well be a powerball ticket. But hey, you get the fun in making the selections and rooting for your ticket/team. No one cheers for Grandma's phone number or the dog's birthday like they cheer for football. I'm actually feeling really good on parlay 2. Hoping for a 3k+ cashout in the next few weeks. If I can get parlay 1 to 1k I'd just take that, tbh --- ...for it is better to be alone than in bad company. <cite>TreyFlowers posted [p:959179721] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Naysaspace posted... </cite> <quote>Got to live it up. LIVE IT UP! WHOA OH OH! Parlay 1 will forever be a joke Parlay 2 is looking good right now Parlay 3 will forever be a joke The odds of hitting future parlays is so astronomical it may as well be a powerball ticket. But hey, you get the fun in making the selections and rooting for your ticket/team. No one cheers for Grandma's phone number or the dog's birthday like they cheer for football.</quote> I'm actually feeling really good on parlay 2. Hoping for a 3k+ cashout in the next few weeks. If I can get parlay 1 to 1k I'd just take that, tbh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 10/19/21 4:05:19 AM #273:	i dont watch shit all of the pigskin but i do follow lines (in hockey and baseball) and have a fairly good handle on whats a "weekend in vegas" bet and whats a "i like my team and oh shit they're good this can actually happen" bet. Put it this way -- For Parlay #2, You won't hit just 1 of those 2 parlays. You'll hit both or neither. A lot of times, Teams that win their division and/or conference (depends how good other div is) will be a favourite for CotY. Happens in every north american major-5 sport. That may not increase your ODDS, but it lowers your variance considerably. Think of it like the Who's Gonna Be A Millionaire 50/50 benefit where 2 of the 4 answers are removed. Instead of 1 of 4 possibilities, you are now 1 of 2. My buddys a cards fan and is raving about how sick they are this year. Their record and point differential sure shows it. --- #BladeGang <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:959179755] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>i dont watch shit all of the pigskin but i do follow lines (in hockey and baseball) and have a fairly good handle on whats a "weekend in vegas" bet and whats a "i like my team and oh shit they're good this can actually happen" bet. Put it this way -- For Parlay #2, You won't hit just 1 of those 2 parlays. You'll hit both or neither. A lot of times, Teams that win their division and/or conference (depends how good other div is) will be a favourite for CotY. Happens in every north american major-5 sport. That may not increase your ODDS, but it lowers your variance considerably. Think of it like the Who's Gonna Be A Millionaire 50/50 benefit where 2 of the 4 answers are removed. Instead of 1 of 4 possibilities, you are now 1 of 2. My buddys a cards fan and is raving about how sick they are this year. Their record and point differential sure shows it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 10/19/21 4:10:26 AM #274:	IfGodCouldDie posted... I don't know why but I have just been loving this song lately... https://youtu.be/sHbKdI26RkE Good song, solid 7/10, never less than a 6 or more than an 8 for me though. I've been on a bigtime Bill Withers kick lately. It's really relaxing. --- #BladeGang <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:959179818] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>IfGodCouldDie posted... </cite> <quote>I don't know why but I have just been loving this song lately... https://youtu.be/sHbKdI26RkE</quote>Good song, solid 7/10, never less than a 6 or more than an 8 for me though. I've been on a bigtime Bill Withers kick lately. It's really relaxing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 10/19/21 4:10:55 AM #275:	Even China has to admit that it's products aren't exactly high quality :3 --- Bun bun :3 <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:959179827] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Even China has to admit that it's products aren't exactly high quality :3 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TreyFlowers 10/19/21 4:11:20 AM #276:	I figure Cards were in the toughest division before the season so if they win their division Kliff will at least be top 3 chance. Plus, looking at their team, it's fucking incredible on paper on offense, and really good on defense, so if they put it together (which they have so far), then it's a good chance. Need the Rams to fuck off though. Come on @Johnny_Nutcase , your boys could've done me a favour --- ...for it is better to be alone than in bad company. <cite>TreyFlowers posted [p:959179830] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>I figure Cards were in the toughest division before the season so if they win their division Kliff will at least be top 3 chance. Plus, looking at their team, it's fucking incredible on paper on offense, and really good on defense, so if they put it together (which they have so far), then it's a good chance. Need the Rams to fuck off though. Come on @Johnny_Nutcase , your boys could've done me a favour </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/19/21 4:24:45 AM #277:	Just fyi, dailyfaceoff.com has daily NHL lines, and starting goaltenders updated very frequently. I've been using it for fantasy, and making GDTs on fan sites in the past. Could help with betting and whatnot, I don't do it because it's been illegal here until this year. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959179987] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Just fyi, dailyfaceoff.com has daily NHL lines, and starting goaltenders updated very frequently. I've been using it for fantasy, and making GDTs on fan sites in the past. Could help with betting and whatnot, I don't do it because it's been illegal here until this year. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TreyFlowers 10/19/21 4:52:08 AM #278:	Can buy alcohol in a gas station but couldn't gamble until 2021 What a country --- ...for it is better to be alone than in bad company. <cite>TreyFlowers posted [p:959180275] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Can buy alcohol in a gas station but couldn't gamble until 2021 What a country </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 10/19/21 5:13:26 AM #279:	YugiNoob posted... Even China has to admit that it's products aren't exactly high quality :3 i mean just the look of the bit set tells me its cheap, but the fact that you paid $20 for it is the greater atrocity. Once I bought a specialty drill bit set from canadian tire, took them home (to drill out a seized/broken screw from a patio set), broke half the fuckin bit set cuz the damn screw got heat hardened, returned it and got my money back later that day. Kept the Canadian Tire money though. --- #BladeGang <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:959180515] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>YugiNoob posted... </cite> <quote>Even China has to admit that it's products aren't exactly high quality :3 </quote>i mean just the look of the bit set tells me its cheap, but the fact that you paid $20 for it is the greater atrocity. Once I bought a specialty drill bit set from canadian tire, took them home (to drill out a seized/broken screw from a patio set), broke half the fuckin bit set cuz the damn screw got heat hardened, returned it and got my money back later that day. Kept the Canadian Tire money though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 10/19/21 5:08:34 PM #280:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf5AMfIOqGw --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:959196702] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf5AMfIOqGw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 10/19/21 5:44:58 PM #281:	Yall heard of the falcon fuck hat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0aALFzY1C4 I used to think falconry was cool..... --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:959197696] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Yall heard of the falcon fuck hat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0aALFzY1C4 I used to think falconry was cool..... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 10/19/21 6:27:30 PM #282:	I saw a guy with a Facehugger mask yesterday lol. All that extra weight dangling down, but it looked like it was worth it for him lol --- Bun bun :3 <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:959198920] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>I saw a guy with a Facehugger mask yesterday lol. All that extra weight dangling down, but it looked like it was worth it for him lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/19/21 6:40:15 PM #283:	YugiNoob posted... I saw a guy with a Facehugger mask yesterday lol. All that extra weight dangling down, but it looked like it was worth it for him lol Oh it wasn't just a picture, but the whole deal? That's neat. Gotta respect the commitment --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959199274] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>YugiNoob posted... </cite> <quote>I saw a guy with a Facehugger mask yesterday lol. All that extra weight dangling down, but it looked like it was worth it for him lol</quote>Oh it wasn't just a picture, but the whole deal? That's neat. Gotta respect the commitment </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 10/19/21 7:07:10 PM #284:	Yup, big ol centipede-ish body hanging down and all lol --- Bun bun :3 <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:959200112] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Yup, big ol centipede-ish body hanging down and all lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 10/19/21 7:11:07 PM #285:	Awesome! I want one --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:959200230] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Awesome! I want one </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 10/19/21 7:12:55 PM #286:	Im writing a death metal song called "skull fucked by a bird of prey" now. --- "Extension cord wrapped 'round the base of my penis in defiance of societal norms." https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:959200290] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Im writing a death metal song called "skull fucked by a bird of prey" now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/19/21 7:12:59 PM #287:	I've posted this before but I'm doing so again because it really is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. https://youtu.be/3woEDTUbDYg --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959200295] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>I've posted this before but I'm doing so again because it really is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. https://youtu.be/3woEDTUbDYg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/19/21 7:13:45 PM #288:	WHO THE FUCK sAID THAT --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959200321] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>WHO THE FUCK sAID THAT </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/19/21 7:14:01 PM #289:	CanuckCowboy posted... Im writing a death metal song called "skull fucked by a bird of prey" now. Fuck I would love to jam on that. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959200329] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>CanuckCowboy posted... </cite> <quote>Im writing a death metal song called "skull fucked by a bird of prey" now.</quote>Fuck I would love to jam on that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 10/19/21 7:14:41 PM #290:	Smackems posted... WHO THE FUCK sAID THAT Falcon fuck hat guy. --- "Extension cord wrapped 'round the base of my penis in defiance of societal norms." https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:959200356] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>WHO THE FUCK sAID THAT</quote> Falcon fuck hat guy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/19/21 7:19:22 PM #291:	I'm near sober and it's driving me in fucking sane --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959200493] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>I'm near sober and it's driving me in fucking sane </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/19/21 7:39:49 PM #292:	Some guy comes in saying hes a big Blackhawks fan, since the 60s. Then he asks if my Red Wings hat is a Flyers hat and I'm thinking, mofo the Wings/Blackhawks have been huge rivals since the 1920s how the hell you gonna say you are a big fan and you don't know the Wings logo? It's like being a Giants fan and asking if an Eagles hat is a Falcons hat. Unbelievable. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959201156] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Some guy comes in saying hes a big Blackhawks fan, since the 60s. Then he asks if my Red Wings hat is a Flyers hat and I'm thinking, mofo the Wings/Blackhawks have been huge rivals since the 1920s how the hell you gonna say you are a big fan and you don't know the Wings logo? It's like being a Giants fan and asking if an Eagles hat is a Falcons hat. Unbelievable. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/19/21 7:43:05 PM #293:	MabusIncarnate posted... Some guy comes in saying hes a big Blackhawks fan, since the 60s. Then he asks if my Red Wings hat is a Flyers hat and I'm thinking, mofo the Wings/Blackhawks have been huge rivals since the 1920s how the hell you gonna say you are a big fan and you don't know the Wings logo? It's like being a Giants fan and asking if an Eagles hat is a Falcons hat. Unbelievable. Lol I didn't get any of this but I understood it perfectly. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959201279] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>Some guy comes in saying hes a big Blackhawks fan, since the 60s. Then he asks if my Red Wings hat is a Flyers hat and I'm thinking, mofo the Wings/Blackhawks have been huge rivals since the 1920s how the hell you gonna say you are a big fan and you don't know the Wings logo? It's like being a Giants fan and asking if an Eagles hat is a Falcons hat. Unbelievable.</quote>Lol I didn't get any of this but I understood it perfectly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/19/21 7:45:25 PM #294:	Pandamonic posted... Lol I didn't get any of this but I understood it perfectly. I didn't understand any of it lol --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959201355] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Pandamonic posted... </cite> <quote>Lol I didn't get any of this but I understood it perfectly.</quote>I didn't understand any of it lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/19/21 7:57:21 PM #295:	I've had people saying the stupidest shit when talking about my team. They'd name players who have never ever played for my team, get all kinds of facts fucked up. So many people that like this fucking sport are so clueless, it's baffling. Smackems posted... I didn't understand any of it lol But Smackems, sports dude! Yeah! It's played with balls! --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959201751] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>I've had people saying the stupidest shit when talking about my team. They'd name players who have never ever played for my team, get all kinds of facts fucked up. So many people that like this fucking sport are so clueless, it's baffling. Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>I didn't understand any of it lol</quote>But Smackems, sports dude! Yeah! It's played with balls! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 10/19/21 7:59:24 PM #296:	I got it probably slightly more than Pandamonic? Like I had a similar response but I know the rivalry so I did get it but couldn't really relate becausr it would be like a Red Sox fan asking if a yankees hat was a mets hat... like that analogy works contextually but I could never see anyone actually being that inept. It's like... if you care enough to call yourself a fan, you fucking know the difference, and if you don't know the difference, you aren't likely to care enough to say anything in the first place lol --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:959201804] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>I got it probably slightly more than Pandamonic? Like I had a similar response but I know the rivalry so I did get it but couldn't really relate becausr it would be like a Red Sox fan asking if a yankees hat was a mets hat... like that analogy works contextually but I could never see anyone actually being that inept. It's like... if you care enough to call yourself a fan, you fucking know the difference, and if you don't know the difference, you aren't likely to care enough to say anything in the first place lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/19/21 8:00:57 PM #297:	Hey I like playing with my balls! I don't keep score though. But the left one sucks worse cuz it's got the ol EPIDIDYMITIS --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959201861] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Hey I like playing with my balls! I don't keep score though. But the left one sucks worse cuz it's got the ol EPIDIDYMITIS </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/19/21 8:01:47 PM #298:	The right one has a big ass knot type squishy thing in the cords too though so they're both awful --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959201881] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>The right one has a big ass knot type squishy thing in the cords too though so they're both awful </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/19/21 8:05:20 PM #299:	Lol yeah basically if you claim to be a fan for 60+ years you are gonna know the team you played against the most during that entire time. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959201994] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Lol yeah basically if you claim to be a fan for 60+ years you are gonna know the team you played against the most during that entire time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 10/19/21 8:05:49 PM #300:	Smackems posted... The right one has a big ass knot type squishy thing in the cords too though so they're both awful Don't know what the other thing is but I have heard of this one --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:959202008] in Drinking T... [t:79714482]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted...</cite> <quote>The right one has a big ass knot type squishy thing in the cords too though so they're both awful </quote> Don't know what the other thing is but I have heard of this one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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