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Johnny_Nutcase
10/16/21 11:57:05 PM
#51:


You tell em Canuck. Raw tomatoes can fuck right off. I never ask to hold the tomatoes anymore so I can have the satisfaction of grabbing that slimy piece of shit and throwing it in the trash with extreme prejudice.

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JimCarrysToe
10/16/21 11:57:47 PM
#52:


Omg i love richard, i wish this dude was like my uncle or something he seems so fuckin cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4RhM6kXZmA

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CanuckCowboy
10/16/21 11:59:00 PM
#53:


I actually have made salsa with raw tomatoes and habaneros and mangos and it was fucking awesome.

But like actually eating raw tomatoes without a fuck ton of heat and flavour to make it not horrible? Who does that. Tomatoes only place is cooked, processed, or used minimally to kinda be a little base for some salsa.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/17/21 12:00:55 AM
#54:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I actually have made salsa with raw tomatoes and habaneros and mangos and it was fucking awesome.

But like actually eating raw tomatoes without a fuck ton of heat and flavour to make it not horrible? Who does that. Tomatoes only place is cooked, processed, or used minimally to kinda be a little base for some salsa.

Yup that's about where i'm at with it.

Also Jim has become a Satanist?

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CanuckCowboy
10/17/21 12:01:56 AM
#55:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Omg i love richard, i wish this dude was like my uncle or something he seems so fuckin cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4RhM6kXZmA

For a second I thought the host was richard, but then I saw the actual richard and yes.

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Pandamonic
10/17/21 12:02:40 AM
#56:


Raw tomatoes, onion and some feta cheese with balsamic vinegar is some of the best shit ever.

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CanuckCowboy
10/17/21 12:06:25 AM
#57:


Pandamonic posted...
Raw tomatoes, onion and some feta cheese with balsamic vinegar is some of the best shit ever.

Dude I love me a greek salad, but minus the tomatoes.

Feta with like onion, cucumber or zucchini, olives, etc is fucking awesome.... but fuck tomatoes.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/17/21 12:07:42 AM
#58:


Zucchini can fuck right off too. That shit has no place in our world. Beets? Outta here.

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MabusIncarnate
10/17/21 12:08:06 AM
#59:


Good gravy, another one.

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CanuckCowboy
10/17/21 12:09:28 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Zucchini can fuck right off too. That shit has no place in our world. Beets? Outta here.

Whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah,

Grlled zucchini stackers with feta and shit?

Thats my shit. Look Im gonna find giada making them and you'll change your mind.

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Pandamonic
10/17/21 12:10:35 AM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Dude I love me a greek salad, but minus the tomatoes.

Feta with like onion, cucumber or zucchini, olives, etc is fucking awesome.... but fuck tomatoes.
But the tomatoes are what makes it awesome :( with a bit of salt and pepper on them, it's so damn good.

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Smackems
10/17/21 12:12:04 AM
#63:


Lol butt fuck tomatoes

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CanuckCowboy
10/17/21 12:14:59 AM
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Pandamonic
10/17/21 12:15:06 AM
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Watch it Smackems...

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Pandamonic
10/17/21 12:16:12 AM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Hi Walter how's it -- omg boobs

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Smackems
10/17/21 12:16:32 AM
#68:


OVERGOATED posted...
pussy and boobs
Puppy and boots

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/17/21 12:16:56 AM
#69:


GET DOWN WALTER! DAMNIT YOu....

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Smackems
10/17/21 12:17:33 AM
#70:


Quite a nice set tho

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/17/21 12:18:03 AM
#71:


Yeah that is a nice set. What is it a Samsung? Sony?

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YugiNoob
10/17/21 12:18:03 AM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Why didn't you get Walter in this picture? Oh...

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Pandamonic
10/17/21 12:18:03 AM
#73:


Smackems posted...
Puppy and boots
Bussy and poots

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Smackems
10/17/21 12:18:51 AM
#74:


Pandamonic posted...
Bussy and poots
Cushy man toots

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JimCarrysToe
10/17/21 12:21:02 AM
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CanuckCowboy
10/17/21 12:22:07 AM
#76:


Pandamonic posted...


Watch it Smackems...

omg is that techno viking?

I forgot all about that dude

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/17/21 12:22:35 AM
#77:


I'd stain that gators teeth after he chomps through my black lungs.

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Pandamonic
10/17/21 12:27:38 AM
#78:


CanuckCowboy posted...
omg is that techno viking?

I forgot all about that dude
Yes, and he's not amused.

First meme I ever saw

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Smackems
10/17/21 12:28:45 AM
#79:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Lmao

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CanuckCowboy
10/17/21 12:29:43 AM
#80:


https://youtu.be/MMh8V04s7Ts

Its so funny how he gets so hard like right here but before that he was so chill.


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MabusIncarnate
10/17/21 12:31:50 AM
#81:


This new Doom Patrol season is top tits

Brendan Fraser is the best profane robot ever

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Smackems
10/17/21 12:34:14 AM
#82:


CanuckCowboy posted...
https://youtu.be/MMh8V04s7Ts

Its so funny how he gets so hard like right here but before that he was so chill.
Yeah I've never understood what he got pissy about

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CanuckCowboy
10/17/21 12:34:51 AM
#83:


Ive never even fucking heard of that before and apparently it has brendan fraser and is on season 3.


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MabusIncarnate
10/17/21 12:35:22 AM
#84:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Walter not impressed watching you diddle your little canuck

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/17/21 12:35:32 AM
#85:


MabusIncarnate posted...
This new Doom Patrol season is top tits

Brendan Fraser is the best profane robot ever

What is this streaming on?

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MabusIncarnate
10/17/21 12:37:03 AM
#86:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Ive never even fucking heard of that before and apparently it has brendan fraser and is on season 3.
Probably my favorite show in recent years, good toilet humor, lots of gore and violence, and lot of sci-fi weirdness.

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MabusIncarnate
10/17/21 12:37:18 AM
#87:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What is this streaming on?
HBO Max

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CanuckCowboy
10/17/21 12:39:35 AM
#88:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Walter not impressed watching you diddle your little canuck

lmao. thats totally what it looks like.

I just wanted johnny to appreciate a grilled zucchini recipe and walter had to come in like i was watching brazzers instead of foodnetwork.

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Pandamonic
10/17/21 12:40:22 AM
#89:


CanuckCowboy posted...
https://youtu.be/MMh8V04s7Ts

Its so funny how he gets so hard like right here but before that he was so chill.
It's one of the funniest things I've seen, him being the alpha, the dude holding the water bottle right in front of his face, his moves, then he's ripping up the flyer, his pecs jamming along and he's just the coolest dude ever.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/17/21 12:41:48 AM
#90:


I did a little digging around about this fucking lunatic I met last night. He actually is the lead grower for some legal marijuana operation down in Kingston, Jamaica. Fucking fucked me up because he's nuts. Like mentally he's something else. Cool friendly guy, but just fucking flat out weird.

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CanuckCowboy
10/17/21 12:42:12 AM
#91:


Pandamonic posted...
It's one of the funniest things I've seen, him being the alpha, the dude holding the water bottle right in front of his face, his moves, then he's ripping up the flyer, his pecs jamming along and he's just the coolest dude ever.

Yeah you cant help but be like "okay that guy is fucking great."

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Smackems
10/17/21 12:56:49 AM
#92:


Not as great as me

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CanuckCowboy
10/17/21 1:02:48 AM
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Smackems
10/17/21 1:06:34 AM
#94:


CanuckCowboy posted...
See. He knows

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CanuckCowboy
10/17/21 1:10:19 AM
#95:


Smackems posted...
See. He knows

hes coming down there one day to join up with the raccoons and start up a cartel.

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Pandamonic
10/17/21 1:10:44 AM
#96:


Walter has seen some shit.

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YugiNoob
10/17/21 1:17:00 AM
#97:




Also this is hilarious lol. The context behind it is that the big dog stepped on the little dog's tail during a photo shoot lol



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BlazinBlue88
10/17/21 1:31:52 AM
#98:


Smackems posted...
They did the soundtrack for a Spiderman game on SNES that was cool
Yup Maximum Carnage. I grew up with a Genesis copy which I personally thinks sounds better than the snes version.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
My brother and his girlfriend came over earlier and I guess she baked a buncha cookies and just started handing me cookies. If anyone knows me, they know I do not llke shit like that. I just don't have nay desire for sugary sweet shit like cake, cookies, and candy. Some small exceptions here and there in low doses. It's not a health kick i'm on, I just genuinely don't like it.

I'm not a complete asshole and I took a bite out of one in front of her and was like "oohhh fuck yeah these are good thank you".

Deep down I was bitter as fuck. My ex never cooked anything for me in like 2 years. She's over here making my dickhead brother cookies.

I realize she's nice as fuck and I recognize that but it just ultimately pissed me off seeing things like that. I always had to read labels for my ex and make HER food. She never even bothered to make anything or bring me food at work.

I know now i'm gonna be one of them "GET OFF MY LAWN!!!" old men if i'm not already.
I'm not a big sweets person either. Also tbf, most people these days can't cook or bake for shit so you shouldn't feel bitter about it. Your brothers gf is an anomaly.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/17/21 1:36:26 AM
#99:


Oh I didn't care about the quality really. Just the thought. The salted caramel cookies were fuckin decent really....

I also stopped getting my shoulders massaged. Ohhh my fuck she could put me to sleep with that shit. NOPE. STOPPED. I kept massaging her back, ass, and feet though. But that was more for me.....

I just lost my train of thought. I was gonna post something else.


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BlazinBlue88
10/17/21 1:38:39 AM
#100:


Wait what? You were massaging your brother's gf's ass?

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