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Machete
10/18/21 12:38:49 AM
#201:


Re-tag >_>
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Harpie
10/18/21 12:38:52 AM
#202:


Question for @Aeriis : how come you dont get creeped up by the CE men here? And why are no other girls like u in forums like this ?
Well off the bat I can say that uh she definitely 100% get's creeped up on by CEmen. if you are a known woman on this board you will get creeped on at some point

the internet isn't very nice to women

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Harpie
10/18/21 12:39:16 AM
#203:


How many cavities do you have
>.>
<.<
2

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Harpie
10/18/21 12:40:07 AM
#204:


CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/GRjUTLDnWnAncfz88


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AirFresh
10/18/21 12:41:15 AM
#205:


Harpie posted...
>.>
<.<
2
Nice I have 1

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Harpie
10/18/21 12:44:36 AM
#206:


Hairy-man posted...
We were a little excited to see the zodd saber
all cemen sabers are great to see

DocileOrangeCup posted...
Yeah vulgars was more photogenic lol
thanks I'll add this to my notes

TheRadiant posted...
It all feels so long ago even though it really wasn't

Also sorry for stealing your topic Harpie, I'll shut up now
Oh shush I like you posting! you help keep it active and you're fun

DarthDemented posted...
Did the confessions drop off?
excuse me

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Harpie
10/18/21 12:47:07 AM
#208:


AirFresh posted...
Nice I have 1
Rookie numbers, gotta pump those numbers up

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Harpie
10/18/21 12:51:58 AM
#209:


sometimes I think dat I might be a little gey cuz i get hard at anime traps, but den i think about actually handling dicc and it grosses me tf out. am i gey? or just a lil
only one way to find out ;)

I was addicted to chatroom rp and stuff like chatroulette for years. I worry that someone will recognize me and the awful /cringy things I did or said someday. I also behaved grossly when I was drunk several times and groped/kissed random chicks at parties, usually it was reciprocal but at least one time it wasn't. that was a long time ago and I still feel like shit and it holds me back from taking risks. I was sort of friends with that one girl later, she even invited me over once but I wonder if she quietly hated me.
if you haven't already, it might be a good idea to admit it to someone. Sadly you can't change the past, but you can change your behavior. Be diligent in getting consent first

Fuck.
Damn it!!!

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Harpie
10/18/21 12:59:13 AM
#210:


I am kinda anxious because my landlord is having the building appraised tomorrow and I have to clean and tody up and anytine anyone else has to come in, it gets in my head and I stress out over it. Nothing ever happens, and my relationship with my landlord is actually stupid good... like almost comically ideal. He texted me on the 4th asking me for a (few days late) rent check and I was like "uhh I left it in your box already. Did you not get it? >_> I can write a new one if you didn't." He checked later and found it. I've already done most cleaning and I only moved back in after rennovations so it't not like I have much to do anyway. I don't know why I stress myself out so much over nothing... but I always have :/
I've always been the same way, generally being an anxious person and overthinking about harmless situations. Sometimes it helps me to think about the best outcome scenario. Then I compare to the most likely scenario. This helps put into perspective my anxiety and fear based ideas on what could possibly happen.
This might not work for you but i thought I'd throw it out there as a coping technique just in case <333

I wanna be just like Harpie when I grow up
why would you want that for yourself

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Harpie
10/18/21 1:04:23 AM
#211:


Looks like the confessions died off....

So we went to olive garden this one time and I found a book of some sort about cannibals between the booth and the wall. I lost it in a move and for some time now I've been dreaming about reading it again with Ted Cruz, who had a great story about how he got an election from dancing to despacito, but I don't remember it now. The cannibal book was about a group of cannibals from the now sunken island of katrisis, which was just half a mile away from the island of atlantis. I was like wtf, ol atly had a sis? Anyway, the people there were atlantian criminals and "the useless"(blind, deaf, limbless, things like that, not cool atlys) that were experimented on with gene splicing, mixing them with mostly fish but sometimes creatures brought from traders like cats, wolves, ticks, roaches, yadda yadda. Yea the fuckers made vampires, werewolves, and mermaids n shit but SIGNIFICANTLY less cool looking and more disturbing flesh/fur/scale blobs. Think interspecies incest teratomas.

I don't wanna know what they did with the roaches, luckily I lost the book before I got to that part. But I don't think they got around to making catgirls considering there AIN'T NO ONE SEENT 'EM. What was I talking about? Oh yea, cannibals. Anyway there wasn't any food on cannibal Island so the cat and wolf mutants I guess ate the roach creatures and the tick ppl fed on everyone. While the mermaids that lived in a lake inside the island would feed and get fed on by whoever went to get a drink. OH I REMEMBER A PICTURE! There was a picture of a goat fish hybrid thing it looked like worm with a fish face and hooves for fins and a tail and they were placed like all spidery like, creepy as shit. Also there was a bookmark on the page about how there's DNA maniplulater devises and samples of their experiments being kept in a secret vault in the vatican. The bookmark had teeth marks on it. What fucking psycho chews on a bookmark?
absolutely incredible what a journey you just went on, 19/10

people who don't respect books and so much as fold a corner or drop some juice in the pages should be put in federal prison imo

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Harpie
10/18/21 1:05:42 AM
#212:


u ever suck a penis ? wat it taste like ?
saltier than I imagined


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Harpie
10/18/21 1:07:03 AM
#213:


dats the problem tho, I feel like I would go find a feminine d00d, do the conversate, align with the cheeks, and then my soulja boy ain't finna perform

ah well, maybe if da rite guy ever catches my eye
maybe you should consider dating someone nonbinary

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Harpie
10/18/21 1:09:49 AM
#214:


There once was a user named Hoth
He flew to the flame like a moth
His alts were castrated
CE was elated
From then on he moved like a sloth

There once was a user named Allen
His wit was as sharp as a talon
He gave Harpie cold shoulder
'Cuz he's so much older
But his jokes are like Jimmy Fallon
what a beautiful sonata

@SomeLikeItHoth
@catboy2

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Machete
10/18/21 1:17:08 AM
#215:


Harpie posted...
what a beautiful sonata

@SomeLikeItHoth
@catboy2

If I'm looking at that name correctly, I think it might be SBAllen. Catboy is Alan. lmao at hoth though.

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Harpie
10/18/21 1:18:51 AM
#216:


Machete posted...
If I'm looking at that name correctly, I think it might be SBAllen. Catboy is Alan. lmao at hoth though.
oh oopsies
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hi catboy!!

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Harpie
10/18/21 1:20:53 AM
#217:


are u non-binary
No, but I thought I might've been a couple years ago
are u

are you gonna let Hairistotle show you up with the number of selfies they're generating ?
pls are you attempting to BAIT me into posting pics??/
it'll probably work

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Harpie
10/18/21 1:23:24 AM
#218:


CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/GRjUTLDnWnAncfz88


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Harpie
10/18/21 2:00:47 AM
#219:


This board has some great people on it who I want to give a shout out to:

Sunny (AKA @Aeriis ) is really supportive

@MrMallard is genuinely a good dude

@mcpwnia is a great dude

TC herself is really fun to talk to

and many more! <3
shoutout choices are 10/10 users great pick
also thank you that's actually a really nice compliment ^^

let's see those shoulders ya little scamp
uh oh I gotta go see ya!!!

If you're going to show pics, show feet
my feet aren't that cute sadly


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Harpie
10/18/21 2:02:02 AM
#220:


There once was a user named Error
To admins he was full time carer
Caught him spamming beep bep
Lobotomized him that step
But his genitals launch a new terror
are his genitals dressing up for halloween or something

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Harpie
10/18/21 2:17:06 AM
#221:


I love the internet because I have made so many friends and relationships, both platonic and romantic, off of this shit in my life that it's honestly a trip to think about. Friends, bonds, pussy, love, all that and more.

It's an amazing thing only if you're real with the people on the other end of those message threads though. I think about that a lot, and I'm thinking about that now. People whose online personas are nothing but cap, not at all indicative of them.

It's like who they are online is an inverse reflection, all the traits they wish they could be so as to provide respite from acknowledging who they really are, and perhaps that is a modern sickness of ours.

There's several more layers to this, some positive and some rotten but all this verbal meandering I'm doing is because I thought about how I first approached the internet - to try and always be honest, never lying, never acting bigger than I am or better. All my victories and all my faults, in all the aspects of my life., so that when I am admired, when I am confided in, when I am celebrated with and valued I know that it's 100% me and not a character I play.

And the reason I thought about this in the first place is because I see someone who is feeling like they had to play a character, unable to continue playing that character and unraveling.

I'm not mad. I only feel pain in my heart that you thought I wouldn't accept you as you are.
You have a very smooth and thoughtful way of writing, just thought I'd let you know
profound/10

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Harpie
10/18/21 2:18:16 AM
#222:


Harpie I don't know how to say this but you're the father. I know we only spent one passionate night in Monaco before going our separate ways but I believe you have the right to know. I will tell Raul the child is his and will never speak of this again.
Ugh again?!? You said you were on birth control! Whatever, just don't tell Raul the last thing I want rn is a baby thanks

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Harpie
10/18/21 2:21:12 AM
#223:


Despite appearances to the contrary, [cegals] and Lord Voldemort are in fact different people
hard disagree

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Harpie
10/18/21 2:26:31 AM
#224:



heres a super sexy pic of me as requested at planned parenthood ;00000

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ApherosyLove
10/18/21 2:26:38 AM
#225:


Harpie posted...
I'm not mad. I only feel pain in my heart that you thought I wouldn't accept you as you are.
This goes hard, love it.

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TheRadiant
10/18/21 2:27:17 AM
#226:


Harpie posted...

heres a super sexy pic of me as requested at planned parenthood ;00000
Did they ask you to fill the whole cup?

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Harpie
10/18/21 2:27:48 AM
#227:


ApherosyLove posted...
This goes hard, love it.
it really does, this was super well written and punchy

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Harpie
10/18/21 2:28:31 AM
#228:


TheRadiant posted...
Did they ask you to fill the whole cup?
no but if they asked I definitely couldve

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ApherosyLove
10/18/21 2:30:07 AM
#229:


Harpie posted...
Im bi


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berlyman101
10/18/21 2:32:58 AM
#230:


Harpie posted...

heres a super sexy pic of me as requested at planned parenthood ;00000

why the shifty eyes? did you... did God's sake did you steal someone's pee?!

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Harpie
10/18/21 2:34:21 AM
#231:


ApherosyLove posted...

Harpie posted...
no but if they asked I definitely couldve
is this what you want

but yes I actually lost my beta virgin status to a woman thank god

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TheRadiant
10/18/21 2:37:22 AM
#232:


Harpie posted...
but yes I actually lost my beta virgin status to a woman thank god
Good job Harpie

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Harpie
10/18/21 2:38:30 AM
#233:


berlyman101 posted...
why the shifty eyes? did you... did God's sake did you steal someone's pee?!
listen sometimes you gotta pass a test and sometimes you gotta do things to force it to pass you ya know

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ApherosyLove
10/18/21 2:38:33 AM
#234:


Harpie posted...
but yes I actually lost my beta virgin status to a woman thank god
Cool did they wear glasses

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berlyman101
10/18/21 2:40:18 AM
#235:


Harpie posted...
but yes I actually lost my beta virgin status to a woman thank god

https://youtu.be/uv4En3MoUDk

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Harpie
10/18/21 2:44:47 AM
#236:


TheRadiant posted...
Good job Harpie
thanks

ApherosyLove posted...
Cool did they wear glasses
yes but also contacts
why cutie

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Harpie
10/18/21 2:45:40 AM
#237:


berlyman101 posted...
https://youtu.be/uv4En3MoUDk
the more i watch this the more i laugh thank you

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Harpie
10/18/21 2:48:08 AM
#238:


ya'll are being tricked the real harpie died in a planecrash years ago
you better quiet down you fool or someone's gonna show up at your door with a white van ready to silence you

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Harpie
10/18/21 2:51:16 AM
#239:


You say your feet aren't that cute so prove it
just trust me on this one. Short of a forced bet, there is no reality in which i post feet pics to ce

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Harpie
10/18/21 2:53:02 AM
#240:


I have to work in 5 hours should I go to bed?
listen i know you want me to enable you, but 5 hours is better than a shitty 2-3 hours. Trust me when you are cozy in bed nearly asleep you will be happy to be there

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TheRadiant
10/18/21 2:56:13 AM
#241:


Harpie posted...
listen i know you want me to enable you, but 5 hours is better than a shitty 2-3 hours. Trust me when you are cozy in bed nearly asleep you will be happy to be there
Fine!

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Harpie
10/18/21 2:59:05 AM
#242:


I appreciate it. I've been told by many that I have an intrinsic gift for writing, and although I have never done anything with it in a professional capacity I feel that it has served me very well. Without coming off as too self-effacing or the opposite thereof, I would like to write more as it is a great personal pleasure of mine, quiet as kept in my life.

I am the same one who confessed to singing, by the way.
it's not selfish at all! you should definitely write more, especially if you consider it to be something you enjoy

oh yeah, that was a sweet confession

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Harpie
10/18/21 3:00:37 AM
#243:


TheRadiant posted...
Fine!
nighty crimson :P

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Harpie
10/18/21 3:10:03 AM
#244:


I just want people here to like me. I feel like I can be myself here, moreso than irl. But I fear I'm just not that interesting or funny and that makes me super unconfident. Social interactions irl are awkward and difficult enough and it turns out online interactions are difficult as well. I should probably just shut up because no one is waiting for my input. Why do I have doubts about everything that I do? Even online. What does it matter if I'm a fool online, everyone here is. Yet I'm afraid.

I wish I could be more like you Harpie. You're cool and everyone seems to like you. You're funny and interesting. I really wish I was.
This is actually really interesting to read because this is almost exactly how I feel. While I'm able to project my confidence online, my personality and what people think of how I act is one of my deepest insecurities. I am honestly really deeply embarrassed and ashamed at that i feel like I have no personality, no hobbies and nothing interesting about me literally at all.

All this to say is that you may be surprised how positively others think about you, not just all the negative possibilities of what they might think. Like how Im surprised now that you honestly believe those things about me so thank you <33

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Harpie
10/18/21 3:14:20 AM
#245:


hey, dis the anime trap guy here. I feel a lil creepy for saying this but you're pretty cute and made me think twice
not creepy, but now im wondering what you were thinking twice about
thanks cutie ;0


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Harpie
10/18/21 3:17:09 AM
#246:


In hindsight, I see why that Voldemort confession came off as mean spirited. It was a joke based on that person having Voldemort as their discord profile pic, as well as her and I tagging each other in random topics, but I guess there was no way for you to know that lol. Lesson learned!
Oh whoopsies lmao i totally thought that was meant flame to flame her

Despite appearances to the contrary, alexadorable and Lord Voldemort are in fact different people
here's the uncensored confession ce

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teep_
10/18/21 3:23:45 AM
#247:


^can't believe you forgot the @ smh
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_Angel_
10/18/21 3:30:31 AM
#248:


Dear CE

Who the fuck praying for me

Ain't nobody praying for me

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Harpie
10/18/21 3:37:17 AM
#249:


thinking twice about fucking a man tbh, i.e you

pls forgive bluntness
my body's ready

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Zodd3224
10/18/21 8:40:16 AM
#251:


Thanks again for doing this Harpie. Its the most entertaining topic on CE.

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