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Harpie 10/10/21 12:18:18 AM #51: |
Is Harpie back?Possibly. Probably not though, I need to be focusing on school and improving my life lol Back when SoraOwnsAll used to post here, I made RoxasOwnsAll but posted normally just to troll for a week or so. I never pretended to be SOA, so I wasn't banned. I did it only for slight amusement.does anyone else remember this? I don't like paper straws.they get soggy and limp and gross after about 5 sips. They aren't often good, but there are paper straws that hold up a lot better I was spanked growing up, like full on bare ass spanking up until early teenage years. Besides not liking getting spanked, it never really was big deal to me. Lately, it's been on my mind. Weird huh? It's been 10+ years since I was spanked.Yes, my mom used to spank me until I was about 10 years old. It kinda stopped working on me too, and wasn't a big deal anymore. I feel nothing about it now. I definitely don't condone it but it doesn't feel strange why do you feel strange fam SOUP CLOTHINGget me some milk next time you're there I once recommended a doctor to my friend who I thought was the best doctor I ever had. Then that doctor failed to order proper tests when my friend's mom complained of pain and he was just convinced she had nothing serious. Turns out she had cancer and ended up dying because of the late diagnosis.oopsies --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 10/10/21 12:18:40 AM #52: |
Harpie posted...
Oh lol is it this one...nooooooo? *Snickers and runs away* --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 10/10/21 10:55:16 AM #53: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Evening Jarpie, Well played johnny. Walter approves. --- "Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teep_ 10/10/21 11:02:52 AM #55: |
Tag!
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bnui_ransder 10/11/21 4:22:40 AM #56: |
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Harpie 10/12/21 1:36:05 AM #57: |
I'm sad that Choco doesn't post on CE anymore because it means I missed my chance to get on his Friends List. :(They come back every once in a while, just follow them now and send a creepy pm that'll get their attention It was me. I farted.The fuck have you been eating?? Shit's naSTYYY --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 10/12/21 1:41:02 AM #58: |
I actually AM a furry.I KNEW it what's ur persona I appreciate the response. I will start with a nice one.Awww that's super cute!! She cares a lot for you, and your voice. Would you ever consider recording yourself? Or I imagine is it mostly for fun uwu?uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuWUWUWUWUHAENULFKbyalwiUNY UKJGO. EIVGOWY I recently started watching anime and I've gone down the horny train send help!The horny train is a great train. I say stay right on board!! It's 11:11 make a wishbut it's not 11:11 anymore --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 10/12/21 1:41:36 AM #59: |
I always tell Duncan "don't", but secretly I hope Duncan doesHonestly, same. He's very funny whether he knows it or not --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 10/12/21 1:42:04 AM #60: |
Annnnd Confessionary is back and caught up
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Harpie 10/12/21 2:09:27 AM #61: |
How many communions before we eat a whole jesus? Christ, by some estimates, was five feet and five inches tall (based on the average skeletal remains found from the same time). With this height, we can estimate a healthy, fit carpenter would weigh around 140 pounds. No one knows for sure, obviously, but well accept this as truth- just have faith. This means the Son of God would have about 1.3 gallons worth of blood based on his weight- about 11.5 pounds of Merlot in his veins. This leaves 129.5 pounds of weight we can attribute to being bread. Now we just have to divide both those numbers by the average volume of a communion cup for blood, and average weight of a communion wafer. A communion cup, according to the 1000 pack I found on Amazon, holds 1.7 ounces of wine. 1.3 gallons of blood converts to 166.4 ounces. Divide that by 1.7, and we get 97.88 communion cups required to drink the full equivalent. Wafers are far lighter, weighing about .25g (one fourth of a gram). For all 129.5 pounds of The Holy Savior, it would take 234,960.85 wafers. Thats, uh a lot. More than you could eat in a month of Sundays. Or a year of Mass. In fact, it would take about 643 years, if you ate one a day. --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 10/12/21 3:23:49 AM #62: |
Harpie posted...
Christ, by some estimates, was five feet and five inches tall (based on the average skeletal remains found from the same time). With this height, we can estimate a healthy, fit carpenter would weigh around 140 pounds. No one knows for sure, obviously, but well accept this as truth- just have faith.Omg this is amazing @Johnny_Nutcase this madlass calculated how many communions it would take to eat a whole jesus --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom Clark 10/12/21 3:26:26 AM #63: |
Harpie posted...
Christ, by some estimates, was five feet and five inches tall (based on the average skeletal remains found from the same time). With this height, we can estimate a healthy, fit carpenter would weigh around 140 pounds. No one knows for sure, obviously, but well accept this as truth- just have faith. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/12/21 3:39:03 AM #64: |
JimCarrysToe posted...
Omg this is amazing Shut your pipe hole yoko --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 10/12/21 11:41:30 PM #65: |
You just lost The Game.pls no I'll do anything give me another chance pls I promi- *gets shot* Harpie, will you marry me?Maybe. What makes you marriage material? *(out of context) Kingdom Hearts 1 spoilers, so feel free to spoiler tag if you'd be so kind* --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 10/12/21 11:43:36 PM #66: |
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Harpie 10/12/21 11:48:16 PM #67: |
Once, a CEman posted that his girlfriend was going to her hometown and staying with a male friend. The first post was "cuck cuck cuck" which was quoted multiple times.ce always knows the truth with women --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJPurple 10/12/21 11:55:16 PM #68: |
Sometimes as a kid when I had to piss in a public restroom/Portapotty I would go in the stall and pissall over the toilet paper roll because I thought it was funny to ruin it for whoever might be in there next to take a dump
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Zodd3224 10/12/21 11:59:21 PM #69: |
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Harpie 10/13/21 12:07:51 AM #70: |
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Sometimes as a kid when I had to piss in a public restroom/Portapotty I would go in the stall and pissall over the toilet paper roll because I thought it was funny to ruin it for whoever might be in there next to take a dumpoh so YOU'RE the little shit who's been doing that at the fairs imma come to your house and pee on your socks Zodd3224 posted... These aren't as popular as they used to be it seemsTrue, but there are a couple factors why. Number 1, ce is less populated, number 2 these topics take til like post 150 to pick up because people become more bold and number 3 ya'll aren't namedropping other cemen anymore. Most of the traffic came from people who were brought into this topic. Peeps aren't able to do that anymore without flaming which means I can't post it ._. --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 10/13/21 12:08:49 AM #71: |
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Harpie 10/13/21 12:09:35 AM #72: |
I come to CE in hopes I can find a nice CEgal gf and sometimes I even hope I meat a nice CEgal irl - maybe Ill have luck at a cosplay confessional instead, I dunnoHave you ever made any moves to a cegal? Do you have one in mind? Conventions are definitely a better place to meet nerdy girls. They're super fun and your cosplays give something to chat about. --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 10/13/21 12:10:51 AM #73: |
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Its okay Harpie, I still appreciate the work you are doing hereThanks Someone write an erotic paragraph about their favorite person on ce pls do it or I will --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 10/13/21 12:34:55 AM #74: |
I have a crush on a CEgal but she's a lesbian what dobe homophobic, that should convert her who is it tho --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 10/13/21 2:38:35 AM #75: |
Lately I've been having dreams where I'm a woman. I'm not trans, but it's still pretty weird.what was it like I am the spirit of DuncanWiis rooster, aka RoosterWii. I have forgiven him. My spirit hangs out with my dinosaur ancestors and I dont feel pain anymore. I miss my human family, Dadwii, MomWii and SisterWii. I do not miss Duncan thoughrip roosterwii I was dating this really hot girl but we went to play basketball in a date and the basketball hit me in the balls and I cried so she dumped me. Now I underwent sex reassignment surgery so I can date guys insteadinteresting interesting how is that going for you --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BeautifulBlaze 10/13/21 10:10:44 AM #76: |
These topics were better when the confessions were spicier. :V
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Zodd3224 10/13/21 2:16:21 PM #78: |
BeautifulBlaze posted...
These topics were better when the confessions were spicier. :V CE's sex drive is at an all time low --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 10/13/21 4:59:23 PM #79: |
BeautifulBlaze posted...
These topics were better when the confessions were spicier. :VYeah well I don't see any of YOU GUYS posting any spicy confessions smh wickerman posted... wow, I didn't think this was still a thingI'm surprised this topic hasn't been destroyed by the mods yet post 1 and 2 are coming in clutch Zodd3224 posted... CE's sex drive is at an all time lowwhat do you propose we do to get ce's blood pumping again --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 10/13/21 5:02:58 PM #80: |
Im conflicted. Ive been seeing this one girl for about 4 months now. Shes pretty awesome and the sex is incredible, I just dont find her that attractive. We never made things official. I started talking to this other girl for about a month now, we went on a date and have another one scheduled for Sunday. I really like her. Shes funny, beautiful, smartshould I see how this plays out before officially ending things with the other girl? She did buy us tickets to this Halloween event and also her birthday is coming up too. I think that was be too cruel, or is it more cruel to string her along?Be honest with her, it's gonna be messy and upsetting but it's the right thing to do. She would be more devastated to find out that she's been investing all this energy and time into you only for you to be going out with someone else that entire time. That way she and you can move on to bigger and better people ce what do you think I want to have a cuddle party with all the CEgals!that'd be kinda fun ngl the cegal cuddle party, at least. Not so sure about cemen joining I've seen the op's boobassame, pretty underwhelming tbh --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheRadiant 10/13/21 5:03:50 PM #81: |
Harpie posted...
that'd be kinda fun nglHardcore cuddling --- She/her ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 10/14/21 12:24:40 AM #82: |
You don't wanna cuddle with CEmen? Fine! Us CEmen will have a cuddle party without you! In fact, no CEgals allowed!Yeah well ours smells better! I hate CE. They bullied me into becoming a vegan and now i didnt get enough nutrients and my concentration is gone and my man part wont work because of low testosterone and the estrogens from so much soy gave me moobsno no no that just means you're not committed enough. You should keep asking ce for advice they will help you @Yefoloogi is fine af and I'd love to take her on a date if she in my statehave you interacted with her at all yet --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 10/14/21 12:25:03 AM #83: |
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Hardcore cuddlingDefinitely with you bby <33 --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 10/14/21 12:30:19 AM #84: |
Replying to if I ever made a move on a CEgal:ah, you definitely can meet someone nice. Depending on where you are, cosplay conventions and comic cons are great places to meet likeminded people. Hey, if you're near portland or seattle that's where I go to comic con. Maybe you'll see me there one year @Johnny_Nutcase brushes his foot hair with the toilet brushits okay i wash my water bottle with the toilet brush. true story It fits perfectly!! And obviously I don't use it for toilet cleaning as well --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheRadiant 10/14/21 12:32:22 AM #85: |
Who would you cosplay as if you went to a con?
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Harpie 10/14/21 12:49:31 AM #86: |
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Who would you cosplay as if you went to a con?Id like to cosplay as Raven from Teen Titans. Id even dye and cut my hair to match tbh what about you --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 10/14/21 12:53:20 AM #87: |
Whats the thing with feet. why do people ask for feet pics all the time on social media?not sure but you should post feet pics I wish I had the balls to come out of the closet. I admire people who are. They are true to themselves. I'm not. My life would be so much better, not easier, but better if I had the guts. I don't. I don't think I ever will. I'm too afraid and scared to deal with it.does it do with where you live? Many people have to move out of their hometowns to somewhere more accepting in order to be accepted --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheRadiant 10/14/21 12:56:49 AM #88: |
Harpie posted...
Id like to cosplay as Raven from Teen Titans. Id even dye and cut my hair to match tbhI could definitely see you as Raven. I don't know about myself the closest place that even has cons is Louisville and that's quite a bit aways so I've never really thought about it --- She/her ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 10/14/21 1:02:16 AM #89: |
Harpie posted...
Id like to cosplay as Raven from Teen Titans. Id even dye and cut my hair to match tbh Excellent choice --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 10/14/21 1:09:17 AM #90: |
Cosplay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT omg this is amazing LOL ilysm wow I am saving this this is art I literally just thought about these topics for the first time in I don't know how long... like 10 minutes before I found the topic. I was discussing community boards in some other topic and I remembered I thought about doing these on mine because they kept getting modded on CE but then I never actually did. Weird. The timing was uncanny but for some reason that sort of thing happens to me a lot in so many different ways. I think maybe I have some inherent accidental psychic reflex that just goes off sometimes and makes these things happen.I dunno about making it happen, but maybe you have a sense making you subconsciously aware of things like this. AND this one is staying up! --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 10/14/21 1:11:25 AM #91: |
Harpie posted...
my ce crush Johnny_Nutcase posted... Evening Jarpie, It only took Walter 29 seconds to take the hint lol --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 10/14/21 1:16:05 AM #92: |
Harpie posted...
My brother had a school journal thing he wrote in when he was in kindergarten, I wonder whatever happened to it because it was hilarious. I only remember a few things from it, like a couple random things he wrote like "A was once an apple pie" and "Root beer up my nose, spaghetti between my toes." And a few pages where he was having a conversation in writing with the teacher because he wanted orange juice and the teacher was telling him they didn't have any and asked if he'd like milk or water instead and he angrily scribbled "I WANT ORANGE JOOOOOCE!!!" large enough to fill a whole page. Good stuff. lmao we did stuff like that but with 1-3 sentence short stories with pictures. My brother did one that was just "this is an eyeball machine" and an even better one with a blob monster attacking a city and his teacher fucked up and typo'd it as "Bob is taking over the city" instead of blob. I think that one made it into the class compilation they put in whatever they called the elementary school yearbook thing. --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 10/14/21 1:24:18 AM #93: |
I would kill for a night with Yefoloogi and @Garioshi ... and you Harpie! And if you don't want you could still watch ;)horny ce is emerging A femboy in video games (not Astolfo lol) has started making me question my sexuality...same thing happened to me but with Katara from Avatar Im bi/pan u might be too --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 10/14/21 1:44:57 AM #94: |
(femboy confessor here) in my case it was Tsukasa Okino from 13 Sentinels. You find this out in the first hour of the game so it probably isn't spoilers, but he's non-binary and spends a lot of time dressed as a girl Cute!! I think I like them too. (femboy Tsukasa Okino confessor) and yeah, I probably am bi. Just haven't had the courage to admit to it yet, neither to myself nor to othersTake your time, it's not a rush especially if you're still questioning. Have you tried placing yourself on the kinsey scale? --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 10/14/21 1:53:11 AM #95: |
My love for you is my powerOkay this is so cheesy and cute and well written how ?!! .. hmmm --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vyrulisse 10/14/21 1:53:45 AM #96: |
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teep_ 10/14/21 2:04:19 AM #97: |
Crim's good people
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TheRadiant 10/14/21 4:56:47 PM #98: |
Vyrulisse posted...
I remember Crim. o/ teep_ posted... Crim's good peoplehttps://i.imgur.com/O9b3CmJ.jpg --- She/her ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 10/14/21 5:14:58 PM #99: |
TheRadiant posted...
https://i.imgur.com/O9b3CmJ.jpg I remember you, but not too well. I mostly remember getting you and CrimsonRage mixed up a lot. --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 10/14/21 5:52:30 PM #100: |
CrimsonAngel was the first person that stood out to me when I started visiting CE.
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