Current Events > CE's Anonymous Confessionary: Take Two!

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ... 10
Harpie
10/10/21 12:18:18 AM
#51:


Is Harpie back?
Possibly. Probably not though, I need to be focusing on school and improving my life lol

Back when SoraOwnsAll used to post here, I made RoxasOwnsAll but posted normally just to troll for a week or so. I never pretended to be SOA, so I wasn't banned. I did it only for slight amusement.
does anyone else remember this?

I don't like paper straws.
they get soggy and limp and gross after about 5 sips. They aren't often good, but there are paper straws that hold up a lot better

I was spanked growing up, like full on bare ass spanking up until early teenage years. Besides not liking getting spanked, it never really was big deal to me. Lately, it's been on my mind. Weird huh? It's been 10+ years since I was spanked.
You ever get spanked? Like a real spanking? Or am I right to feel strange about it?
Yes, my mom used to spank me until I was about 10 years old. It kinda stopped working on me too, and wasn't a big deal anymore. I feel nothing about it now. I definitely don't condone it but it doesn't feel strange

why do you feel strange fam

SOUP CLOTHING
6969 S. Blizzard Blvd #K420
Pantaloon, CA 13692

SALES

Employee: Mark (txy.mark)

PRNT 16.99 T
72647382 1 @ 16.99

SubTotal 16.99
Sales Tax1 8.7654% 1.40
You Saved $0.02

--------------------------------------------------------------------
CASH 50.00
1/23/2009 5:56 PM

Total Tender 18.89
Change Due 1.07
--------------------------------------------------------------------
APPROVED
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Please Retain For Your Records

Tran: 8462720204629452
POS: 21

Item(s) Sold: 1

NO CASH REFUNDS OR CREDIT BACK
- Exchange or Store Credit will be issued for th
e return of regular priced items within 14 minutes of purchase, with tags attacked.
- Must bring recipe
- Alternative garments connot be returped or excga
Nged
-Iten sale, dressed and acsessive sales a
Re final and no return
D.

|| | ||| ||| | || | |||| || | ||| | |||| || || | |||
4 7 2 9 7 6 4 6 5 9 7
get me some milk next time you're there

I once recommended a doctor to my friend who I thought was the best doctor I ever had. Then that doctor failed to order proper tests when my friend's mom complained of pain and he was just convinced she had nothing serious. Turns out she had cancer and ended up dying because of the late diagnosis.
oopsies

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems
10/10/21 12:18:40 AM
#52:


Harpie posted...
Oh lol is it this one
...nooooooo?

*Snickers and runs away*

---
Common sense charged before shipping - some dude
... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy
10/10/21 10:55:16 AM
#53:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Evening Jarpie,

I've been reading your responses to your other lovers and i'm not so impressed with your responses. I'm a pretty casual laid back cat and I am finding myself more and more agitated by your laissez faire disposition. I'm not one to confess anything, especially in court or the animal shelter, but I can tell you're guilty of many things and i'll sniff it out soon enough.

Besties forever,

Walter



@CanuckCowboy

Well played johnny. Walter approves.

---
"Mr. Fatass. Mr ugly cat! Mr can't even sell for 2 bucks!" ~ Jim Lahey
https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.
... Copied to Clipboard!
#54
Post #54 was unavailable or deleted.
teep_
10/10/21 11:02:52 AM
#55:


Tag!
---
i believe
we can fly up in the sky
... Copied to Clipboard!
bnui_ransder
10/11/21 4:22:40 AM
#56:


When spice

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/12/21 1:36:05 AM
#57:


I'm sad that Choco doesn't post on CE anymore because it means I missed my chance to get on his Friends List. :(
They come back every once in a while, just follow them now and send a creepy pm that'll get their attention

It was me. I farted.
The fuck have you been eating?? Shit's naSTYYY

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/12/21 1:41:02 AM
#58:


I actually AM a furry.
I KNEW it

what's ur persona

I appreciate the response. I will start with a nice one.

A lot of people would describe me as a person naturally disposed to music and writing which are things that I take pride in, albeit never outwardly as life has taught me that it is better to be humble and respectful in all regards, and especially so when it comes to pursuits which are likely to come with heightened sensitivities - something which I understand myself of course.

I had gone through my childhood learning various instruments, but also singing. Being as shy and introverted as I was, I had never taken the time to develop and nurture a singing talent, and moreover on the rare occasions where I volunteered my singing I was told that my voice was not very good, further cementing my unwillingness to sing anywhere but in times where I was alone, driving, or in secluded spaces with not one soul nearby to hear me.

I have been speaking and cultivating a friendship over the past year and a half with a woman whom I've a certain admiration for, and she has often told me that she loves my speaking voice. At times she would playfully tease and pressure me to sing, to which I've replied that I've been told I'm not that good as she is (she is a very lovely singer), but maybe someday when I'm more comfortable I will, and then she may laugh at me when the time comes.

I recently sang to her sections of Donny Hathaway's "A Song For You" and Ben E. King's "Stand By Me" note for note. I practiced beforehand, more than I'm willing to admit! And I'm glad I did, because she ended up liking it a lot, and saying that I could do so much with my voice going so far as to call it "wasteful" that I wasn't! Of course I played it mellow, and thanked her for her words but those words really did a lot more than she knows.

There's your feel-good story for tonight.
Awww that's super cute!! She cares a lot for you, and your voice. Would you ever consider recording yourself? Or I imagine is it mostly for fun

uwu?
uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuWUWUWUWUHAENULFKbyalwiUNY UKJGO. EIVGOWY

I recently started watching anime and I've gone down the horny train send help!
The horny train is a great train. I say stay right on board!!

It's 11:11 make a wish
but it's not 11:11 anymore

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/12/21 1:41:36 AM
#59:


I always tell Duncan "don't", but secretly I hope Duncan does
Honestly, same. He's very funny whether he knows it or not

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/12/21 1:42:04 AM
#60:


Annnnd Confessionary is back and caught up

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/12/21 2:09:27 AM
#61:


How many communions before we eat a whole jesus?

Christ, by some estimates, was five feet and five inches tall (based on the average skeletal remains found from the same time). With this height, we can estimate a healthy, fit carpenter would weigh around 140 pounds. No one knows for sure, obviously, but well accept this as truth- just have faith.

This means the Son of God would have about 1.3 gallons worth of blood based on his weight- about 11.5 pounds of Merlot in his veins. This leaves 129.5 pounds of weight we can attribute to being bread. Now we just have to divide both those numbers by the average volume of a communion cup for blood, and average weight of a communion wafer.

A communion cup, according to the 1000 pack I found on Amazon, holds 1.7 ounces of wine. 1.3 gallons of blood converts to 166.4 ounces. Divide that by 1.7, and we get 97.88 communion cups required to drink the full equivalent.

Wafers are far lighter, weighing about .25g (one fourth of a gram). For all 129.5 pounds of The Holy Savior, it would take 234,960.85 wafers. Thats, uh a lot. More than you could eat in a month of Sundays. Or a year of Mass. In fact, it would take about 643 years, if you ate one a day.


---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe
10/12/21 3:23:49 AM
#62:


Harpie posted...
Christ, by some estimates, was five feet and five inches tall (based on the average skeletal remains found from the same time). With this height, we can estimate a healthy, fit carpenter would weigh around 140 pounds. No one knows for sure, obviously, but well accept this as truth- just have faith.

This means the Son of God would have about 1.3 gallons worth of blood based on his weight- about 11.5 pounds of Merlot in his veins. This leaves 129.5 pounds of weight we can attribute to being bread. Now we just have to divide both those numbers by the average volume of a communion cup for blood, and average weight of a communion wafer.

A communion cup, according to the 1000 pack I found on Amazon, holds 1.7 ounces of wine. 1.3 gallons of blood converts to 166.4 ounces. Divide that by 1.7, and we get 97.88 communion cups required to drink the full equivalent.

Wafers are far lighter, weighing about .25g (one fourth of a gram). For all 129.5 pounds of The Holy Savior, it would take 234,960.85 wafers. Thats, uh a lot. More than you could eat in a month of Sundays. Or a year of Mass. In fact, it would take about 643 years, if you ate one a day.
Omg this is amazing

@Johnny_Nutcase this madlass calculated how many communions it would take to eat a whole jesus

---
''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.''
''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.''
... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom Clark
10/12/21 3:26:26 AM
#63:


Harpie posted...
Christ, by some estimates, was five feet and five inches tall (based on the average skeletal remains found from the same time). With this height, we can estimate a healthy, fit carpenter would weigh around 140 pounds. No one knows for sure, obviously, but well accept this as truth- just have faith.

This means the Son of God would have about 1.3 gallons worth of blood based on his weight- about 11.5 pounds of Merlot in his veins. This leaves 129.5 pounds of weight we can attribute to being bread. Now we just have to divide both those numbers by the average volume of a communion cup for blood, and average weight of a communion wafer.

A communion cup, according to the 1000 pack I found on Amazon, holds 1.7 ounces of wine. 1.3 gallons of blood converts to 166.4 ounces. Divide that by 1.7, and we get 97.88 communion cups required to drink the full equivalent.

Wafers are far lighter, weighing about .25g (one fourth of a gram). For all 129.5 pounds of The Holy Savior, it would take 234,960.85 wafers. Thats, uh a lot. More than you could eat in a month of Sundays. Or a year of Mass. In fact, it would take about 643 years, if you ate one a day.



---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase
10/12/21 3:39:03 AM
#64:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Omg this is amazing

@Johnny_Nutcase this madlass calculated how many communions it would take to eat a whole jesus

Shut your pipe hole yoko

---
Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/12/21 11:41:30 PM
#65:


You just lost The Game.
pls no I'll do anything give me another chance pls I promi- *gets shot*

Harpie, will you marry me?
Maybe. What makes you marriage material?

*(out of context) Kingdom Hearts 1 spoilers, so feel free to spoiler tag if you'd be so kind* when the COME GUARDIAN makes you SUBMIT
omg yes daddy guardian

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/12/21 11:43:36 PM
#66:


CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/GRjUTLDnWnAncfz88


---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/12/21 11:48:16 PM
#67:


Once, a CEman posted that his girlfriend was going to her hometown and staying with a male friend. The first post was "cuck cuck cuck" which was quoted multiple times.
ce always knows the truth with women

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJPurple
10/12/21 11:55:16 PM
#68:


Sometimes as a kid when I had to piss in a public restroom/Portapotty I would go in the stall and pissall over the toilet paper roll because I thought it was funny to ruin it for whoever might be in there next to take a dump


---
Long Term Effects of Suffering
#G59
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224
10/12/21 11:59:21 PM
#69:


These aren't as popular as they used to be it seems

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/13/21 12:07:51 AM
#70:


SSJPurple posted...
Sometimes as a kid when I had to piss in a public restroom/Portapotty I would go in the stall and pissall over the toilet paper roll because I thought it was funny to ruin it for whoever might be in there next to take a dump
oh so YOU'RE the little shit who's been doing that at the fairs
imma come to your house and pee on your socks

Zodd3224 posted...
These aren't as popular as they used to be it seems
True, but there are a couple factors why. Number 1, ce is less populated, number 2 these topics take til like post 150 to pick up because people become more bold and number 3 ya'll aren't namedropping other cemen anymore. Most of the traffic came from people who were brought into this topic. Peeps aren't able to do that anymore without flaming which means I can't post it ._.

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224
10/13/21 12:08:49 AM
#71:


Its okay Harpie, I still appreciate the work you are doing here

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/13/21 12:09:35 AM
#72:


I come to CE in hopes I can find a nice CEgal gf and sometimes I even hope I meat a nice CEgal irl - maybe Ill have luck at a cosplay confessional instead, I dunno
Have you ever made any moves to a cegal? Do you have one in mind?

Conventions are definitely a better place to meet nerdy girls. They're super fun and your cosplays give something to chat about. the furries with diapers scared me tho.

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/13/21 12:10:51 AM
#73:


Zodd3224 posted...
Its okay Harpie, I still appreciate the work you are doing here
Thanks

Someone write an erotic paragraph about their favorite person on ce pls

do it or I will

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/13/21 12:34:55 AM
#74:


I have a crush on a CEgal but she's a lesbian what do
be homophobic, that should convert her /s

who is it tho

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/13/21 2:38:35 AM
#75:


Lately I've been having dreams where I'm a woman. I'm not trans, but it's still pretty weird.
what was it like

I am the spirit of DuncanWiis rooster, aka RoosterWii. I have forgiven him. My spirit hangs out with my dinosaur ancestors and I dont feel pain anymore. I miss my human family, Dadwii, MomWii and SisterWii. I do not miss Duncan though
rip roosterwii

I was dating this really hot girl but we went to play basketball in a date and the basketball hit me in the balls and I cried so she dumped me. Now I underwent sex reassignment surgery so I can date guys instead
interesting interesting how is that going for you

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
BeautifulBlaze
10/13/21 10:10:44 AM
#76:


These topics were better when the confessions were spicier. :V

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
#77
Post #77 was unavailable or deleted.
Zodd3224
10/13/21 2:16:21 PM
#78:


BeautifulBlaze posted...
These topics were better when the confessions were spicier. :V

CE's sex drive is at an all time low

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/13/21 4:59:23 PM
#79:


BeautifulBlaze posted...
These topics were better when the confessions were spicier. :V
Yeah well I don't see any of YOU GUYS posting any spicy confessions smh

wickerman posted...
wow, I didn't think this was still a thing
I'm surprised this topic hasn't been destroyed by the mods yet
post 1 and 2 are coming in clutch

Zodd3224 posted...
CE's sex drive is at an all time low
what do you propose we do to get ce's blood pumping again

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/13/21 5:02:58 PM
#80:


Im conflicted. Ive been seeing this one girl for about 4 months now. Shes pretty awesome and the sex is incredible, I just dont find her that attractive. We never made things official. I started talking to this other girl for about a month now, we went on a date and have another one scheduled for Sunday. I really like her. Shes funny, beautiful, smartshould I see how this plays out before officially ending things with the other girl? She did buy us tickets to this Halloween event and also her birthday is coming up too. I think that was be too cruel, or is it more cruel to string her along?
Be honest with her, it's gonna be messy and upsetting but it's the right thing to do. She would be more devastated to find out that she's been investing all this energy and time into you only for you to be going out with someone else that entire time. That way she and you can move on to bigger and better people

ce what do you think

I want to have a cuddle party with all the CEgals!
that'd be kinda fun ngl
the cegal cuddle party, at least. Not so sure about cemen joining

I've seen the op's boobas
same, pretty underwhelming tbh

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRadiant
10/13/21 5:03:50 PM
#81:


Harpie posted...
that'd be kinda fun ngl
the cegal cuddle party, at least. Not so sure about cemen joining
Hardcore cuddling

---
She/her
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/14/21 12:24:40 AM
#82:


You don't wanna cuddle with CEmen? Fine! Us CEmen will have a cuddle party without you! In fact, no CEgals allowed!
Yeah well ours smells better!

I hate CE. They bullied me into becoming a vegan and now i didnt get enough nutrients and my concentration is gone and my man part wont work because of low testosterone and the estrogens from so much soy gave me moobs
no no no that just means you're not committed enough. You should keep asking ce for advice they will help you

@Yefoloogi is fine af and I'd love to take her on a date if she in my state
have you interacted with her at all yet

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/14/21 12:25:03 AM
#83:


TheRadiant posted...
Hardcore cuddling
Definitely with you bby <33

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/14/21 12:30:19 AM
#84:


Replying to if I ever made a move on a CEgal:

Nah, they get swarmed enough already. I just have hopeful dreams of meating someone nice I guess. Makes you wonder about people out there
ah, you definitely can meet someone nice. Depending on where you are, cosplay conventions and comic cons are great places to meet likeminded people. Hey, if you're near portland or seattle that's where I go to comic con. Maybe you'll see me there one year

@Johnny_Nutcase brushes his foot hair with the toilet brush
its okay i wash my water bottle with the toilet brush. true story

It fits perfectly!! And obviously I don't use it for toilet cleaning as well

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRadiant
10/14/21 12:32:22 AM
#85:


Who would you cosplay as if you went to a con?

---
She/her
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/14/21 12:49:31 AM
#86:


TheRadiant posted...
Who would you cosplay as if you went to a con?
Id like to cosplay as Raven from Teen Titans. Id even dye and cut my hair to match tbh

what about you

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/14/21 12:53:20 AM
#87:


Whats the thing with feet. why do people ask for feet pics all the time on social media?
not sure but you should post feet pics

I wish I had the balls to come out of the closet. I admire people who are. They are true to themselves. I'm not. My life would be so much better, not easier, but better if I had the guts. I don't. I don't think I ever will. I'm too afraid and scared to deal with it.
does it do with where you live? Many people have to move out of their hometowns to somewhere more accepting in order to be accepted


---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRadiant
10/14/21 12:56:49 AM
#88:


Harpie posted...
Id like to cosplay as Raven from Teen Titans. Id even dye and cut my hair to match tbh

what about you
I could definitely see you as Raven. I don't know about myself the closest place that even has cons is Louisville and that's quite a bit aways so I've never really thought about it

---
She/her
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224
10/14/21 1:02:16 AM
#89:


Harpie posted...
Id like to cosplay as Raven from Teen Titans. Id even dye and cut my hair to match tbh

what about you

Excellent choice

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/14/21 1:09:17 AM
#90:


Cosplay
Soft Goth
Come to me
Like a flame to a moth

Mac and Cheese
Fried Chicky Chick
Want to try my
Pick up tricks

Nine, ten
Thighs like a hen
Watch you bend
To pick up sticks

Tiny chad
Call me dad
Cause I am one
Yearning mad lad

Fix my bike
Make me toasty
Cause I still like
You the mosty
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT
omg this is amazing LOL ilysm wow I am saving this this is art

I literally just thought about these topics for the first time in I don't know how long... like 10 minutes before I found the topic. I was discussing community boards in some other topic and I remembered I thought about doing these on mine because they kept getting modded on CE but then I never actually did. Weird. The timing was uncanny but for some reason that sort of thing happens to me a lot in so many different ways. I think maybe I have some inherent accidental psychic reflex that just goes off sometimes and makes these things happen.
I dunno about making it happen, but maybe you have a sense making you subconsciously aware of things like this. AND this one is staying up!

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete
10/14/21 1:11:25 AM
#91:


Harpie posted...
my ce crush

._.


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Evening Jarpie,

I've been reading your responses to your other lovers and i'm not so impressed with your responses. I'm a pretty casual laid back cat and I am finding myself more and more agitated by your laissez faire disposition. I'm not one to confess anything, especially in court or the animal shelter, but I can tell you're guilty of many things and i'll sniff it out soon enough.

Besties forever,

Walter


It only took Walter 29 seconds to take the hint lol


---
I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete
10/14/21 1:16:05 AM
#92:


Harpie posted...
My brother had a school journal thing he wrote in when he was in kindergarten, I wonder whatever happened to it because it was hilarious. I only remember a few things from it, like a couple random things he wrote like "A was once an apple pie" and "Root beer up my nose, spaghetti between my toes." And a few pages where he was having a conversation in writing with the teacher because he wanted orange juice and the teacher was telling him they didn't have any and asked if he'd like milk or water instead and he angrily scribbled "I WANT ORANGE JOOOOOCE!!!" large enough to fill a whole page. Good stuff.

lmao we did stuff like that but with 1-3 sentence short stories with pictures. My brother did one that was just "this is an eyeball machine" and an even better one with a blob monster attacking a city and his teacher fucked up and typo'd it as "Bob is taking over the city" instead of blob. I think that one made it into the class compilation they put in whatever they called the elementary school yearbook thing.

---
I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/14/21 1:24:18 AM
#93:


I would kill for a night with Yefoloogi and @Garioshi ... and you Harpie! And if you don't want you could still watch ;)
horny ce is emerging

A femboy in video games (not Astolfo lol) has started making me question my sexuality...
same thing happened to me but with Katara from Avatar



Im bi/pan

u might be too

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/14/21 1:44:57 AM
#94:


(femboy confessor here) in my case it was Tsukasa Okino from 13 Sentinels. You find this out in the first hour of the game so it probably isn't spoilers, but he's non-binary and spends a lot of time dressed as a girl



Cute!! I think I like them too.

(femboy Tsukasa Okino confessor) and yeah, I probably am bi. Just haven't had the courage to admit to it yet, neither to myself nor to others
Take your time, it's not a rush especially if you're still questioning. Have you tried placing yourself on the kinsey scale?

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/14/21 1:53:11 AM
#95:


My love for you is my power
I can do this for hours
But only if you tell me when you pee in the shower

I'm your number one man fan
You shot my heart up to 97 degrees
And RIPped it to shreds. oh Harpie, please

I can't let you go
Like a ravenous pitbull
Got me volatile, like Dogecoin. Here, take a fistful

You got my heart hard
Well, harder than Duncan
Don't let me down soft. I feel like a punk and

I wish there was a vax
My stress is to the max. Your CEcret admirer
And girls, them's the FAQs.
Okay this is so cheesy and cute and well written how ?!!
ngl it made me blush HOW
..
hmmm


---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse
10/14/21 1:53:45 AM
#96:


... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_
10/14/21 2:04:19 AM
#97:


Crim's good people
---
i believe
we can fly up in the sky
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRadiant
10/14/21 4:56:47 PM
#98:


Vyrulisse posted...
I remember Crim. o/

teep_ posted...
Crim's good people
https://i.imgur.com/O9b3CmJ.jpg

---
She/her
... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete
10/14/21 5:14:58 PM
#99:


TheRadiant posted...
https://i.imgur.com/O9b3CmJ.jpg

I remember you, but not too well. I mostly remember getting you and CrimsonRage mixed up a lot.

---
I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224
10/14/21 5:52:30 PM
#100:


CrimsonAngel was the first person that stood out to me when I started visiting CE.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ... 10