Current Events > CE's Anonymous Confessionary: Take Two!

Topic List
Page List: 1 ... 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
#252
Post #252 was unavailable or deleted.
ApherosyLove
10/18/21 10:54:40 AM
#253:


Harpie posted...
yes but also contacts
why cutie


---
I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love.
https://imgur.com/YTIL81T
... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete
10/18/21 3:03:18 PM
#254:


Harpie posted...
I've always been the same way, generally being an anxious person and overthinking about harmless situations. Sometimes it helps me to think about the best outcome scenario. Then I compare to the most likely scenario. This helps put into perspective my anxiety and fear based ideas on what could possibly happen.
This might not work for you but i thought I'd throw it out there as a coping technique just in case <333

That one was mine. Update: rescheduled for thursday lol. The annoying thing is that this always happens and in the end there was never anything to worry about. It still only helps a little.

Also, in response to the post about confidence projection (I saw it quoted but couldn't find the original post and don't want to switch pages while typing something up), I'm like that too, but even irl. I'm like really good at poker faces and I can be the seemingly most confident person in a room, but I have an inherent inability to let people get close to me. I can comfortably carry on a conversation with any random person as though I've known them forever, once a conversation has started, but I never approach people unless I have specific reasons to. I never start conversations just to have them. I often feel displaced, like I'm in a different dimension than everyone else, like everything and everyone I see and hear is there... I'm just not. I can't say I don't prefer it that way though.

---
I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRadiant
10/18/21 5:07:20 PM
#255:


Zodd3224 posted...
Thanks again for doing this Harpie. Its the most entertaining topic on CE.
Thank you for your service Harpie

---
She/her
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 1:09:59 AM
#256:


CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/GRjUTLDnWnAncfz88


---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 1:10:52 AM
#257:


There once was a user named Teep
But he usually made not a peep
He's always been great
So don't talk bullshit, mate
"Cuz it's clear you're the one who's the creep
i am harpie and i approve this message @teep_ is a GREAT man 11/10

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete
10/19/21 1:12:23 AM
#258:


My internets broke and they were supposed to be fixed 20 minutes ago. This is the worst outage I've ever had to deal with.
---
I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 1:14:36 AM
#259:


I am actually not a kissless virgin. I actually have a wife LOL.
A wife? of a ceman?? You expect me to believe a ceman is capable of finding a wife???
what a JOKE
but actually that's a great gimmick, it's much better than mine ._.

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 1:15:00 AM
#260:


Machete posted...
My internets broke and they were supposed to be fixed 20 minutes ago. This is the worst outage I've ever had to deal with.
uh oh what happened

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 1:15:58 AM
#261:


I lost my virginity to a upperclassmen when I was 14 and every time I think about it, I get embarrassed and die a little on the inside.

- @Kitt
this is me when I remember my first kiss
god
what an absolute disaster

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 1:17:13 AM
#262:


Shout out to @Funkydog for having the courage to call out her friends when they do something wrong. That's something too many of us (myself included) lack

She made a great post in a certain topic and I'm thankful for it
idk what happened but I'm proud of you funky

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 1:19:54 AM
#263:


Dear, HORNY Father today I come to you in HAUUUUAS Name I pray that the person on the other side of this screen receives BEEETS and EXTENDED WARRENTYS and receive BUTT TO BUTT HORNY Father we LUNCH LUNCH you PICKLE you and Thank you HORNY Father for even putting us on this TASTY PLATTER that you made and we are ANGER that we still are IN THE PIMPLE during all this stuff going on HORNY Father. We except JOSH PECK as our Lord and SAUCE and PIMP and Believe with all our $5 WALMART WATWRMELONS and MINT that JOSH PECK your Son Died ELBOW DEEP and Was POOPED By Yourself HORNY Father In JOSH Name We PAY NO TAXES, Amen

WERE TF AM I
horny Father bless and amen

you're in flavortown boi, open up and get ready for GUY FIERI


---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 1:21:30 AM
#264:


@ApherosyLove is so dreamy. If only she were straight and interested in me, but the latter is even more unlikely than the former.
She definitely is dreamy I agree.. so sorry for your loss m8

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_
10/19/21 1:21:52 AM
#265:


Harpie posted...
There once was a user named Teep
But he usually made not a peep
He's always been great
So don't talk bullshit, mate
"Cuz it's clear you're the one who's the creep
i am harpie and i approve this message @teep_ is a GREAT man 11/10

Is this calling me a creep or can I not read?
---
i believe
we can fly up in the sky
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 1:24:21 AM
#266:


I kinda feel like I just don't have the drive to do anything other than simply pass time anymore. I can play a game or shitpost or things like that, but when it comes to trying to do anything productive... I pretty much start trying and I'm just like "nah, this is pointless" and stop. Thought it was related to excessive [censored by original confessor] but no, even after a while without that, nothing different - and it also crosses my mind that I'd been doing that for a long, long time before anything like this happened, and for much of the time if anything was far *more* motivated than I was prior to it. I just dunno. Maybe I'm getting old.
This is happening to me too, and I'm 22. Do you think you might be depressed

PS: the censored by original confessor thing is *not* anything sexual in nature.
what the heck is it then

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete
10/19/21 1:25:37 AM
#267:


Harpie posted...

uh oh what happened


No idea. Just an outage. Internet died and kicked me out of game andbtv FUCKING JUST FROZE HOLY SHIT. And then i shut off wifi on phone and didn't just straight onto phobe ibternet so I was like "oh shit did we just get attacked?" But I called ISP and while the automated message was telling me about an outage, I got a text about an outage. It was supposed to be resolved a half hour ago but it hasn't been and there are no further updates :/
---
I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 1:25:50 AM
#268:


teep_ posted...
Is this calling me a creep or can I not read?
Im pretty sure it's calling out someone "talking bullshit" about you, and that they're the creep, not you

idk that's how i made sense of it

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_
10/19/21 1:26:32 AM
#269:


Oh

So I can't read

In that case, thanks confessor <3 I'm not a creep, so idk where that came from
---
i believe
we can fly up in the sky
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 1:26:44 AM
#270:


I just lost the game.
goodbye, comr-
...aaand they're gone

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 1:30:45 AM
#271:


I'm white
very much the same
my skin is nearly translucent in the winter ._.


---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
AirFresh
10/19/21 1:32:22 AM
#272:


Harpie posted...
very much the same
my skin is nearly translucent in the winter ._.
Snow bunnies r hot

---
Half-shark-alligator-half-man
Half man, half shark!
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 1:33:38 AM
#273:


Machete posted...
No idea. Just an outage. Internet died and kicked me out of game andbtv FUCKING JUST FROZE HOLY SHIT. And then i shut off wifi on phone and didn't just straight onto phobe ibternet so I was like "oh shit did we just get attacked?" But I called ISP and while the automated message was telling me about an outage, I got a text about an outage. It was supposed to be resolved a half hour ago but it hasn't been and there are no further updates :/
i guess you'll just never have internet again, start saying your goodbyes

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 1:36:31 AM
#274:


teep_ posted...
Oh

So I can't read

In that case, thanks confessor <3 I'm not a creep, so idk where that came from
yeah that was a strange one, I've never seen anyone refer to you as a creep so idk where that one came from either lol

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 1:36:39 AM
#275:


AirFresh posted...
Snow bunnies r hot
no u

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete
10/19/21 1:37:45 AM
#276:


Harpie posted...

i guess you'll just never have internet again, start saying your goodbyes


Oh if I'm going out by internet loss, there will be no goodbyes no wills, no notes left indicating cryptic messages that will lead to adventure and finding me alive... no... there will be just regular finding my alive but it will be boring and I will probably be in a shitty mood and not even lead anyone to treasure :(
---
I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
AirFresh
10/19/21 1:38:01 AM
#277:


Harpie posted...
no u
We've both established we're both hot, Harpie.

---
Half-shark-alligator-half-man
Half man, half shark!
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 1:40:25 AM
#278:


Would you date a dude with small hands :(
yes, small hands are cute cause they match my hands better

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 1:44:23 AM
#279:


I have a crush on my girlfriend's brother
whoops.. welp, it's time to bail! You can't be having crushes on your partners siblings. With that out of the way, since you're ending things you might as well bang him on the way out

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 1:50:33 AM
#280:


Show pits


---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 1:52:16 AM
#281:


AirFresh posted...
We've both established we're both hot, Harpie.
now what

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove
10/19/21 1:54:06 AM
#282:


Harpie posted...
@ApherosyLove is so dreamy. If only she were straight and interested in me, but the latter is even more unlikely than the former.
Idk man, I've been known to dabble in dick from time to time. Give it a shot.

---
I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love.
https://imgur.com/YTIL81T
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 1:56:29 AM
#283:


Machete posted...
Oh if I'm going out by internet loss, there will be no goodbyes no wills, no notes left indicating cryptic messages that will lead to adventure and finding me alive... no... there will be just regular finding my alive but it will be boring and I will probably be in a shitty mood and not even lead anyone to treasure :(
oh i was moreso saying that you should say farewell to your internet since it's never coming back
so sorry for your loss

lemme up your shitty mood
do you play chess


---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete
10/19/21 1:58:33 AM
#284:


Harpie posted...
oh i was moreso saying that you should say farewell to your internet since it's never coming back
so sorry for your loss

lemme up your shitty mood
do you play chess

I can play chess. I'm amateur as fuck at it though

---
I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 1:59:22 AM
#285:


ApherosyLove posted...
dabble in dick
this is my favorite thing I've heard all year WHAT an amazing phrase
dabbling in dick, it just sounds so... exquisite

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete
10/19/21 2:04:23 AM
#286:


yay internets got fixed

---
I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101
10/19/21 2:08:30 AM
#287:


if it's a chess game ye be looking for, I have a spooooooky idea

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove
10/19/21 2:08:57 AM
#288:


Harpie posted...
this is my favorite thing I've heard all year WHAT an amazing phrase
dabbling in dick, it just sounds so... exquisite
Pinky up.

---
I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love.
https://imgur.com/YTIL81T
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 2:18:27 AM
#289:


Ive never had a random hook up or a One night stand. I kinda wanna try it but Im not sure how to go about it lol
same and same
I think apps like tinder are the way to go. there's also social interaction at bars/clubs/events, but that's not everyone's scene

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 2:18:58 AM
#290:


Machete posted...
yay internets got fixed
!!!
nice
an hour late but NICE

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 2:20:40 AM
#291:


berlyman101 posted...
if it's a chess game ye be looking for, I have a spooooooky idea
oh yah? chess time? o-o

ApherosyLove posted...
Pinky up.
i am a classy bitch now

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 2:21:30 AM
#292:


[ceman] here. I actually don't work and am creepier than you can imagine
we all know this to be true

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete
10/19/21 2:29:10 AM
#293:


Harpie posted...

!!!
nice
an hour late but NICE


Yep. And i've made up for lost time already :D:D

By trying to find something I want to wacth and being so indecisive that i'm still deciding -_-
---
I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101
10/19/21 2:43:22 AM
#294:


Harpie posted...
oh yah? chess time? o-o

that looks like the notation for a king side castle

if you want, make a lichess link

edit: here's one. I hope the app notifies me if someone picks it up

https://lichess.org/6ob29YGh

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy2
10/19/21 3:33:30 AM
#295:


thanks for remembering my name at least

---
damn mods sure are really putting on some overtime tonight huh.
"Then by that logic, real women are pixels." -Kisai
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224
10/19/21 7:48:27 AM
#296:


Harpie posted...
this is my favorite thing I've heard all year WHAT an amazing phrase
dabbling in dick, it just sounds so... exquisite


---
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRadiant
10/19/21 12:23:25 PM
#297:


I missed the good stuff as usual :(

---
She/her
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 11:36:16 PM
#298:


oopsies sorry @berlyman101 I fell asleep pretty quickly after responding to you initially
I can play in about 2 hours if you wanna go then

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 11:36:30 PM
#299:


CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/GRjUTLDnWnAncfz88


---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 11:39:22 PM
#300:


You and me in nice winter cabin cozying in front of the fire place, having fun in the hot tub for Christmas
depending on who you are that does sound relaxing

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie
10/19/21 11:39:54 PM
#301:


Attn: @Woozul , @Aeriis , @JimCarrysToe , @Yefoloogi , @ApherosyLove , @Vyrulisse , @Machete , @TeaMilk How big are your feet?
I'm a size 5 idk about everyone else
i expect to have matching CE crocs for us all after this

---
no
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1 ... 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10