Current Events > CE's Anonymous Confessionary: Take Two!

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Harpie 10/09/21 9:55:19 PM #1:	Good morning, good morning. As you may or may not know, yesterday's confessionary lasted a whole 15 minutes before being executed by the gamefaqs moderator firing squad. However, I now have mod approval to reopen Confessionary. This was after discussing why they were punishing precrime. See relevant documents in post #2 pls. -------- RULES: - Keep it PG-13 and TOS friendly - Flaming is strictly prohibited, no matter if you name drop or not - Links of any kind will be omitted from this topic I have sole discretion over what is posted. Even if you don't technically break the rules above, if I sense that you are saying something to cause an argument it will not be posted. Only you and I will know the truth. Remember to recite your daily prayers to our celord and savior, error1355 ------ Anywho, it's time to confess. Tell the class what you did. Abide by TOS rules + my own rules or I'll feed you to my snake. CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/GRjUTLDnWnAncfz88 --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:958877539] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>Good morning, good morning. As you may or may not know, yesterday's confessionary lasted a whole 15 minutes before being executed by the gamefaqs moderator firing squad. However, I now have mod approval to reopen Confessionary. This was after discussing why they were punishing precrime. See relevant documents in post #2 pls. -------- RULES: - Keep it PG-13 and TOS friendly - Flaming is strictly prohibited, no matter if you name drop or not - Links of any kind will be omitted from this topic I have sole discretion over what is posted. Even if you don't technically break the rules above, if I sense that you are saying something to cause an argument it will not be posted. Only you and I will know the truth. Remember to recite your daily prayers to our celord and savior, error1355 ------ Anywho, it's time to confess. Tell the class what you did. Abide by TOS rules + my own rules or I'll feed you to my snake. CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY <quote>https://forms.gle/GRjUTLDnWnAncfz88</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/09/21 9:55:28 PM #2:	-------- Topic with context: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79701859 -------- --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:958877543] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>-------- Topic with context: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79701859 -------- </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kombucha 10/09/21 9:56:23 PM #4:	Tag --- http://www.last.fm/user/walkingishonest <cite>Kombucha posted [p:958877569] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>Tag </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 10/09/21 9:57:34 PM #5:	wut --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:958877600] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>wut </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRadiant 10/09/21 9:58:37 PM #6:	Inb4 closure --- She/her <cite>TheRadiant posted [p:958877630] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>Inb4 closure </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Graycap 10/09/21 9:59:15 PM #7:	Going for the world record. --- Say it on your main. <cite>Graycap posted [p:958877643] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>Going for the world record.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/09/21 9:59:29 PM #8:	Hi Harpie, My name is Mr Shnrub. I wanted to get this to your attention because it's been weighing heavily on me for years. I once started a fire in my old friends house but it wasn't my fault. I shouldn't have been left with a magnifying glass and a skylight. Is there anyway you could grant me forgiveness over this because they wont? --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958877651] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>Hi Harpie, My name is Mr Shnrub. I wanted to get this to your attention because it's been weighing heavily on me for years. I once started a fire in my old friends house but it wasn't my fault. I shouldn't have been left with a magnifying glass and a skylight. Is there anyway you could grant me forgiveness over this because they wont? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/09/21 9:59:33 PM #9:	what are these low effort posts?? --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:958877653] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>what are these low effort posts?? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRadiant 10/09/21 10:00:03 PM #10:	Harpie posted... what are these low effort posts?? CE isn't as cool as when you were a kid --- She/her <cite>TheRadiant posted [p:958877667] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>Harpie posted... </cite> <quote>what are these low effort posts??</quote>CE isn't as cool as when you were a kid </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 10/09/21 10:00:14 PM #11:	I have nothing to hide lol <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:958877673] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>I have nothing to hide lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/09/21 10:00:52 PM #12:	TheRadiant posted... Inb4 closure SHHHH Graycap posted... Going for the world record. It'd be hard to beat 15 minutes Johnny_Nutcase posted... Hi Harpie, My name is Mr Shnrub. I wanted to get this to your attention because it's been weighing heavily on me for years. I once started a fire in my old friends house but it wasn't my fault. I shouldn't have been left with a magnifying glass and a skylight. Is there anyway you could grant me forgiveness over this because they wont? I will forgive you if you light your own house on fire that way you're even --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:958877691] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>TheRadiant posted... </cite> <quote>Inb4 closure</quote>SHHHH Graycap posted... </cite> <quote>Going for the world record.</quote>It'd be hard to beat 15 minutes Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Hi Harpie, My name is Mr Shnrub. I wanted to get this to your attention because it's been weighing heavily on me for years. I once started a fire in my old friends house but it wasn't my fault. I shouldn't have been left with a magnifying glass and a skylight. Is there anyway you could grant me forgiveness over this because they wont?</quote>I will forgive you if you light your own house on fire that way you're even </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OrangeWizard 10/09/21 10:02:15 PM #13:	Harpie posted... However, I now have mod approval to reopen Confessionary. This was after discussing why they were punishing precrime. I'm happy for you. --- Love is not a victory march <cite>OrangeWizard posted [p:958877728] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote>However, I now have mod approval to reopen Confessionary. This was after discussing why they were punishing precrime.</quote> I'm happy for you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/09/21 10:02:25 PM #14:	But my house is better than theirs and I think you're being aggressive towards me over this. I could possibly report you to @Caelthus and collect damage that i've sustained due to your hate filled response. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958877733] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>But my house is better than theirs and I think you're being aggressive towards me over this. I could possibly report you to @Caelthus and collect damage that i've sustained due to your hate filled response. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/09/21 10:03:01 PM #15:	I just got back from having my back blown out by a guy I barely know Sounds awesome, go eat some mac and cheese now it's good for you Fun fact: People once accused me of trying to swoon the topic creator There's a lot I can say about this if you are who I think you are LOL --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:958877749] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote><quote>I just got back from having my back blown out by a guy I barely know</quote>Sounds awesome, go eat some mac and cheese now it's good for you <quote>Fun fact: People once accused me of trying to swoon the topic creator</quote>There's a lot I can say about this if you are who I think you are LOL </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 10/09/21 10:03:42 PM #16:	Harpie posted... what are these low effort posts?? I once grabbed a catcus plant. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:958877765] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>Harpie posted... </cite> <quote>what are these low effort posts??</quote>I once grabbed a catcus plant. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/09/21 10:06:36 PM #17:	TheRadiant posted... CE isn't as cool as when you were a kid Yeah I know there's never any huge scandals anymore Kanaya413 posted... I have nothing to hide lol But you have something to admit Johnny_Nutcase posted... But my house is better than theirs and I think you're being aggressive towards me over this. I could possibly report you to Caelthus and collect damage that i've sustained due to your hate filled response. if you don't do it, I will, Johnny. That's a promise I could also change your tag to "snitch" because you keep OUTING me --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:958877823] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>TheRadiant posted... </cite> <quote>CE isn't as cool as when you were a kid</quote>Yeah I know there's never any huge scandals anymore Kanaya413 posted... </cite> <quote>I have nothing to hide lol</quote>But you have something to admit Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>But my house is better than theirs and I think you're being aggressive towards me over this. I could possibly report you to Caelthus and collect damage that i've sustained due to your hate filled response.</quote>if you don't do it, I will, Johnny. That's a promise I could also change your tag to "snitch" because you keep OUTING me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/09/21 10:07:26 PM #18:	Hi Harpie, My name is Gym and every time I get frisky I go to the store and grab all the ketchup bottles and smother myself in it. Is there something wrong with me or do I still need help for turkey basting ketchup into my my more confidential areas? Your friend until your kitchen burns down, Gym @JimCarrysToe --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958877841] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>Hi Harpie, My name is Gym and every time I get frisky I go to the store and grab all the ketchup bottles and smother myself in it. Is there something wrong with me or do I still need help for turkey basting ketchup into my my more confidential areas? Your friend until your kitchen burns down, Gym @JimCarrysToe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/09/21 10:11:08 PM #19:	Greetings Hairpiece, Long time reader, short time fan. I just want to say if you insist on solving everyone elses problems, why don't you make yourself useful and come over here and mow the yard over. Thank time you, Jim Hairpahey. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958877937] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>Greetings Hairpiece, Long time reader, short time fan. I just want to say if you insist on solving everyone elses problems, why don't you make yourself useful and come over here and mow the yard over. Thank time you, Jim Hairpahey. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRadiant 10/09/21 10:11:36 PM #20:	Who hasn't tried to swoon harpie by now? --- She/her <cite>TheRadiant posted [p:958877951] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>Who hasn't tried to swoon harpie by now? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/09/21 10:11:42 PM #21:	i had hotteok this morning for the first time it was really good super crispy on the outside and chewy/sweet on the inside they have them at trader joes you get like 4 in a bag and you just have to microwave it for 20 seconds and then crisp it up on the stove i definitely recommend them if you get the chance also pick up some of their butternut squash mac n cheese while its still in season its by far the best frozen pasta dish they have i always go and get like 8 of those bad boys every year oh and the murasaki sweet potatoes are really good too just bake them at 375 for like an hour and they get so creamy and sweet on the inside just eat them plain as a snack or side and theyre healthy for you and tasty i wish there were less hipsters at trader joes trader joes is a very odd store. I went for the first time last week and I was very confused at A) the random options and B) that it wasn't expensive like I assumed it'd be. your stream of consciousness is appreciated and I will become a chef thanks to you I'm sad that Choco doesn't post on CE anymore because it means I missed my chance to get on his Friends List. :( pm them and see what happens, maybe they'll add you if they decide to visit on a whim. Also I diddn't know Choco stopped visiting. I hope they're doing okay I think you're super hot. So hot in fact that I would smell your farts. And like it. Well I have the gift for you, come on over I'm making tacos and beans for dinner bby --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:958877954] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote><quote>i had hotteok this morning for the first time it was really good super crispy on the outside and chewy/sweet on the inside they have them at trader joes you get like 4 in a bag and you just have to microwave it for 20 seconds and then crisp it up on the stove i definitely recommend them if you get the chance also pick up some of their butternut squash mac n cheese while its still in season its by far the best frozen pasta dish they have i always go and get like 8 of those bad boys every year oh and the murasaki sweet potatoes are really good too just bake them at 375 for like an hour and they get so creamy and sweet on the inside just eat them plain as a snack or side and theyre healthy for you and tasty i wish there were less hipsters at trader joes</quote>trader joes is a very odd store. I went for the first time last week and I was very confused at A) the random options and B) that it wasn't expensive like I assumed it'd be. your stream of consciousness is appreciated and I will become a chef thanks to you <quote>I'm sad that Choco doesn't post on CE anymore because it means I missed my chance to get on his Friends List. :(</quote>pm them and see what happens, maybe they'll add you if they decide to visit on a whim. Also I diddn't know Choco stopped visiting. I hope they're doing okay <quote>I think you're super hot. So hot in fact that I would smell your farts. And like it.</quote>Well I have the gift for you, come on over I'm making tacos and beans for dinner bby </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/09/21 10:14:12 PM #22:	Hey Jim, It's Harpie here and I can't feel my meatballs anymore. What on earth did I do wrong in my life for it to come to this? Was it the time I went sledding down a hill on my husbands windfall? I dunno maybe i'm just a crazy cocked up fuck eh? Your time is precious and so are you, @MabusIncarnate --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958878008] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>Hey Jim, It's Harpie here and I can't feel my meatballs anymore. What on earth did I do wrong in my life for it to come to this? Was it the time I went sledding down a hill on my husbands windfall? I dunno maybe i'm just a crazy cocked up fuck eh? Your time is precious and so are you, @MabusIncarnate </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/09/21 10:16:58 PM #23:	BloodMoon7 posted... I once grabbed a catcus plant. Hey that can be considered assault be careful buddy Johnny_Nutcase posted... Hi Harpie, My name is Gym and every time I get frisky I go to the store and grab all the ketchup bottles and smother myself in it. Is there something wrong with me or do I still need help for turkey basting ketchup into my my more confidential areas? Your friend until your kitchen burns down, Gym nah nah everyone does that don't worry. No one talks about it, but gravy is great for sliding and eating Johnny_Nutcase posted... Greetings Hairpiece, Long time reader, short time fan. I just want to say if you insist on solving everyone elses problems, why don't you make yourself useful and come over here and mow the yard over. Thank time you, Jim Hairpahey. I will do so for a small sum of one million dollars. When payment arrives your yard will still not be mowed over --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:958878074] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>I once grabbed a catcus plant.</quote>Hey that can be considered assault be careful buddy Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Hi Harpie, My name is Gym and every time I get frisky I go to the store and grab all the ketchup bottles and smother myself in it. Is there something wrong with me or do I still need help for turkey basting ketchup into my my more confidential areas? Your friend until your kitchen burns down, Gym</quote>nah nah everyone does that don't worry. No one talks about it, but gravy is great for sliding and eating Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Greetings Hairpiece, Long time reader, short time fan. I just want to say if you insist on solving everyone elses problems, why don't you make yourself useful and come over here and mow the yard over. Thank time you, Jim Hairpahey.</quote>I will do so for a small sum of one million dollars. When payment arrives your yard will still not be mowed over </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/09/21 10:18:24 PM #24:	johnny pls delete #22, confessionary needs to stay PG-13 --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:958878105] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>johnny pls delete #22, confessionary needs to stay PG-13 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/09/21 10:19:45 PM #25:	Sexual Motion it's the motion of the ocean --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:958878133] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote><quote>Sexual Motion</quote>it's the motion of the ocean </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/09/21 10:21:20 PM #26:	TheRadiant posted... Who hasn't tried to swoon harpie by now? my ce crush ._. --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:958878179] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>TheRadiant posted... </cite> <quote>Who hasn't tried to swoon harpie by now?</quote>my ce crush ._. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/09/21 10:21:49 PM #27:	Evening Jarpie, I've been reading your responses to your other lovers and i'm not so impressed with your responses. I'm a pretty casual laid back cat and I am finding myself more and more agitated by your laissez faire disposition. I'm not one to confess anything, especially in court or the animal shelter, but I can tell you're guilty of many things and i'll sniff it out soon enough. Besties forever, Walter @CanuckCowboy --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958878196] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>Evening Jarpie, I've been reading your responses to your other lovers and i'm not so impressed with your responses. I'm a pretty casual laid back cat and I am finding myself more and more agitated by your laissez faire disposition. I'm not one to confess anything, especially in court or the animal shelter, but I can tell you're guilty of many things and i'll sniff it out soon enough. Besties forever, Walter @CanuckCowboy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/09/21 10:23:09 PM #28:	Harpie posted... johnny pls delete #22, confessionary needs to stay PG-13 I'm not deleting it but I did change something for meatballs. All the other shit can fly around here probably. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958878236] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>Harpie posted... </cite> <quote>johnny pls delete #22, confessionary needs to stay PG-13</quote> I'm not deleting it but I did change something for meatballs. All the other shit can fly around here probably. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/09/21 10:25:33 PM #29:	I possess a penis most people don't know this and would probably be shocked at the revelation ce doesn't deserve to know What's your shoe size 5 in women's ~~14 in men's when I visit your mom~~ --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:958878291] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote><quote>I possess a penis most people don't know this and would probably be shocked at the revelation</quote>ce doesn't deserve to know <quote>What's your shoe size</quote>5 in women's 14 in men's when I visit your mom </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Malcrasternus 10/09/21 10:26:55 PM #30:	Harpie posted... my ce crush ._. I'm just not ready to love again yet. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 <cite>Malcrasternus posted [p:958878330] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>Harpie posted... </cite> <quote>my ce crush ._.</quote> I'm just not ready to love again yet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/09/21 10:39:11 PM #31:	I have a crush on several CEgals. What do? go outside and get better crushes pls Escalator vs. Elevator Escalator but only if people are walking, not just standing there going 1mph. This is CrimsonAngel but no one remembers me :( I remember you <333 I've developed a seriously unhealthy obsession with a Japanese idol group. They're all I can think about and everything I do is to be able to wake up another day to see them again. I just really really REALLY love them so much. I'm scared of the day they will have their final live show and retire, which could be any day now. I don't know what I'm going to do without them. which one is it, also are you the same person from yesterday My brother had a school journal thing he wrote in when he was in kindergarten, I wonder whatever happened to it because it was hilarious. I only remember a few things from it, like a couple random things he wrote like "A was once an apple pie" and "Root beer up my nose, spaghetti between my toes." And a few pages where he was having a conversation in writing with the teacher because he wanted orange juice and the teacher was telling him they didn't have any and asked if he'd like milk or water instead and he angrily scribbled "I WANT ORANGE JOOOOOCE!!!" large enough to fill a whole page. Good stuff. gimme your brother --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:958878696] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote><quote>I have a crush on several CEgals. What do?</quote>go outside and get better crushes pls <quote>Escalator vs. Elevator</quote>Escalator but only if people are walking, not just standing there going 1mph. <quote>This is CrimsonAngel but no one remembers me :(</quote>I remember you <333 <quote>I've developed a seriously unhealthy obsession with a Japanese idol group. They're all I can think about and everything I do is to be able to wake up another day to see them again. I just really really REALLY love them so much. I'm scared of the day they will have their final live show and retire, which could be any day now. I don't know what I'm going to do without them.</quote>which one is it, also are you the same person from yesterday <quote>My brother had a school journal thing he wrote in when he was in kindergarten, I wonder whatever happened to it because it was hilarious. I only remember a few things from it, like a couple random things he wrote like "A was once an apple pie" and "Root beer up my nose, spaghetti between my toes." And a few pages where he was having a conversation in writing with the teacher because he wanted orange juice and the teacher was telling him they didn't have any and asked if he'd like milk or water instead and he angrily scribbled "I WANT ORANGE JOOOOOCE!!!" large enough to fill a whole page. Good stuff.</quote>gimme your brother </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/09/21 10:44:30 PM #32:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Evening Jarpie, I've been reading your responses to your other lovers and i'm not so impressed with your responses. I'm a pretty casual laid back cat and I am finding myself more and more agitated by your laissez faire disposition. I'm not one to confess anything, especially in court or the animal shelter, but I can tell you're guilty of many things and i'll sniff it out soon enough. Besties forever, Walter Laidback eh??? Listen here little man, one more peep outta you and your father hears about all of this Johnny_Nutcase posted... I'm not deleting it but I did change something for meatballs. All the other shit can fly around here probably. thx bby I was getting flashbacks to all the confessionary takedowns 0-0 Malcrasternus posted... I'm just not ready to love again yet. butt y mal pls --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:958878846] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Evening Jarpie, I've been reading your responses to your other lovers and i'm not so impressed with your responses. I'm a pretty casual laid back cat and I am finding myself more and more agitated by your laissez faire disposition. I'm not one to confess anything, especially in court or the animal shelter, but I can tell you're guilty of many things and i'll sniff it out soon enough. Besties forever, Walter </quote>Laidback eh??? Listen here little man, one more peep outta you and your father hears about all of this Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>I'm not deleting it but I did change something for meatballs. All the other shit can fly around here probably.</quote>thx bby I was getting flashbacks to all the confessionary takedowns 0-0 Malcrasternus posted... </cite> <quote>I'm just not ready to love again yet.</quote>butt y mal pls </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 10/09/21 10:45:30 PM #33:	nah nothing to admit but if Im asked something I will answer Johnny_Nutcase posted... Evening Jarpie, I've been reading your responses to your other lovers and i'm not so impressed with your responses. I'm a pretty casual laid back cat and I am finding myself more and more agitated by your laissez faire disposition. I'm not one to confess anything, especially in court or the animal shelter, but I can tell you're guilty of many things and i'll sniff it out soon enough. Besties forever, Walter @CanuckCowboy AWW <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:958878876] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>nah nothing to admit but if Im asked something I will answer Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Evening Jarpie, I've been reading your responses to your other lovers and i'm not so impressed with your responses. I'm a pretty casual laid back cat and I am finding myself more and more agitated by your laissez faire disposition. I'm not one to confess anything, especially in court or the animal shelter, but I can tell you're guilty of many things and i'll sniff it out soon enough. Besties forever, Walter @CanuckCowboy</quote>AWW </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/09/21 10:51:55 PM #34:	Hi Hardie My fiancee gets mad at me all the time and says mean things. He's always angry with me. I always try to make time for him but I cant, and as a result of my super busyness he hasn't been with me outside of work since the end of May and I don't get why he's so angry all the time. Is it something i'm doing or should I just break up with him and go after that hot guy at the restaurant across the street? I never talk with him about why he's angry because as soon as he says something I flip out on him like I should to avoid being called out. Any tips? Yours until it doesn't work out, Tom Hanks --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958879022] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>Hi Hardie My fiancee gets mad at me all the time and says mean things. He's always angry with me. I always try to make time for him but I cant, and as a result of my super busyness he hasn't been with me outside of work since the end of May and I don't get why he's so angry all the time. Is it something i'm doing or should I just break up with him and go after that hot guy at the restaurant across the street? I never talk with him about why he's angry because as soon as he says something I flip out on him like I should to avoid being called out. Any tips? Yours until it doesn't work out, Tom Hanks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/09/21 10:54:41 PM #35:	Crim ur TheRadiant right?? I remember u Also tc buy a vita Everyone remembers her she's a sweetheart maybe. I've been eyeing up the OLED model recently Speaking of Friends Lists, I've Followed like 4 different people this weekend and none of them Followed me back. And yes, they have posted recently. Why don't people like me, man? ugly cries oopsies make a topic calling them all out I'm sure they will add you then I don't like anime anymore. It's become boring, just the same shows copy and pasted over and over again with little variation that's me with all tv shows very few impress me --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:958879084] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote><quote>Crim ur TheRadiant right?? I remember u Also tc buy a vita</quote>Everyone remembers her she's a sweetheart maybe. I've been eyeing up the OLED model recently <quote>Speaking of Friends Lists, I've Followed like 4 different people this weekend and none of them Followed me back. And yes, they have posted recently. Why don't people like me, man? ugly cries</quote>oopsies make a topic calling them all out I'm sure they will add you then <quote>I don't like anime anymore. It's become boring, just the same shows copy and pasted over and over again with little variation</quote>that's me with all tv shows very few impress me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/09/21 11:15:25 PM #36:	I fingered his ear with no gloves. did you taste it too I heard it's like caramel --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:958879571] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote><quote>I fingered his ear with no gloves.</quote>did you taste it too I heard it's like caramel </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BeautifulBlaze 10/09/21 11:25:06 PM #37:	I'm super horny. Wait, this isn't anonymous! --- https://imgur.com/6MpDU9H https://imgur.com/VLIVK3B https://imgur.com/fvIsIB1 https://imgur.com/8lDngl8 <cite>BeautifulBlaze posted [p:958879782] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>I'm super horny. Wait, this isn't anonymous! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 10/09/21 11:26:39 PM #38:	I remember some good ones about me back in the day. One very explicit one about me and Vulgar as well. Good times. --- https://imgur.com/a/X14Jka4 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:958879814] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>I remember some good ones about me back in the day. One very explicit one about me and Vulgar as well. Good times. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/09/21 11:34:31 PM #39:	I remember Crimson/Radiant! I always liked her! Don't think she liked me though lol Depends, she tended to like the cegals a bit more lol Left Twix or Right Twix Half of both We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye such an amazing song 10/10 thanks for rick rolling me I say I love titties over asses on CE, and i'm even called ''The Titty Meister'' but honestly, asses are so much better I agree tbh my own ass is growing to be big and juicy. The gym is starting to payoff and my body is READY It was me. I farted. that was so potent a flick of a lighter could make this entire room explode I'm a super hot CEgal and am in love with Vegy, he will never know who I am because I'd be too embarrassed to ever admit publicly I like someone like him. I hate being attracted to [CEmen]. same, but a few of them actually have some charm --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:958880006] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote><quote>I remember Crimson/Radiant! I always liked her! Don't think she liked me though lol</quote>Depends, she tended to like the cegals a bit more lol <quote>Left Twix or Right Twix</quote>Half of both <quote>We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye</quote>such an amazing song 10/10 thanks for rick rolling me <quote>I say I love titties over asses on CE, and i'm even called ''The Titty Meister'' but honestly, asses are so much better</quote>I agree tbh my own ass is growing to be big and juicy. The gym is starting to payoff and my body is READY <quote>It was me. I farted.</quote>that was so potent a flick of a lighter could make this entire room explode <quote>I'm a super hot CEgal and am in love with Vegy, he will never know who I am because I'd be too embarrassed to ever admit publicly I like someone like him. I hate being attracted to [CEmen].</quote>same, but a few of them actually have some charm </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 10/09/21 11:34:32 PM #40:	I used to eat my fingernails and... woops, wrong thing. --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:958880007] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>I used to eat my fingernails and... woops, wrong thing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/09/21 11:53:35 PM #41:	Could you ask JustMyOpinion if he's let me touch him on the inner thigh, that'd be swell. Asking for a friend. I have a crush on AirFresh Oooohhhh we got our first spicy callouts in Confessionary! Good luck lads --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:958880514] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote><quote>Could you ask JustMyOpinion if he's let me touch him on the inner thigh, that'd be swell. Asking for a friend.</quote> <quote>I have a crush on AirFresh</quote> Oooohhhh we got our first spicy callouts in Confessionary! Good luck lads </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/09/21 11:56:06 PM #42:	BeautifulBlaze posted... I'm super horny. Wait, this isn't anonymous! check ur pms bby Zodd3224 posted... I remember some good ones about me back in the day. One very explicit one about me and Vulgar as well. Good times. Yes yes spicy confessionary is a lot of fun. There were even better ones that were too explicit to post sadly --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:958880589] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>BeautifulBlaze posted... </cite> <quote>I'm super horny. Wait, this isn't anonymous!</quote>check ur pms bby Zodd3224 posted... </cite> <quote>I remember some good ones about me back in the day. One very explicit one about me and Vulgar as well. Good times.</quote>Yes yes spicy confessionary is a lot of fun. There were even better ones that were too explicit to post sadly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/09/21 11:56:41 PM #43:	JimCarrysToe posted... I used to eat my fingernails and... woops, wrong thing. It's okay I'll admit to it too theyre just so tasty --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:958880607] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>JimCarrysToe posted... </cite> <quote>I used to eat my fingernails and... woops, wrong thing.</quote>It's okay I'll admit to it too theyre just so tasty </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 10/09/21 11:56:58 PM #44:	Harpie posted... check ur pms bby Yes yes spicy confessionary is a lot of fun. There were even better ones that were too explicit to post sadly You should still post who received a spicy one --- https://imgur.com/a/X14Jka4 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:958880617] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>Harpie posted... </cite> <quote>check ur pms bby Yes yes spicy confessionary is a lot of fun. There were even better ones that were too explicit to post sadly</quote> You should still post who received a spicy one </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bnui_ransder 10/09/21 11:58:15 PM #45:	I dont need anonymity! As a stupid kid I thought those caramels and toffee candies you buy from Safeway by the pound were free because there wasn't a price or barcode. I would just grab one and eat one --- http://bnuiransder.tumblr.com/ So much A R T <cite>bnui_ransder posted [p:958880648] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>I dont need anonymity! As a stupid kid I thought those caramels and toffee candies you buy from Safeway by the pound were free because there wasn't a price or barcode. I would just grab one and eat one </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/09/21 11:59:51 PM #46:	I know you got mine dammit --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:958880694] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>I know you got mine dammit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bnui_ransder 10/10/21 12:03:18 AM #47:	Smackems posted... I know you got mine dammit --- http://bnuiransder.tumblr.com/ So much A R T <cite>bnui_ransder posted [p:958880791] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>I know you got mine dammit</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/10/21 12:05:21 AM #48:	I wonder if you have received any depressing confessions and have elected to shelve them in the interest of keeping the topic light-hearted. This is not meant to be accusatory; I am merely ruminating upon this possibility as I contemplate sharing a confession of my own. And if so, it's understandable. While there have been a few depressing/life talk confessions I haven't posted, the vast majority are posted here. As long as you'd be able to post that here and not get banned, I will share it here. AKA stay within the rules. Everyone's confessions are posted if I can help it <3 --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:958880850] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote><quote>I wonder if you have received any depressing confessions and have elected to shelve them in the interest of keeping the topic light-hearted. This is not meant to be accusatory; I am merely ruminating upon this possibility as I contemplate sharing a confession of my own. And if so, it's understandable.</quote>While there have been a few depressing/life talk confessions I haven't posted, the vast majority are posted here. As long as you'd be able to post that here and not get banned, I will share it here. AKA stay within the rules. Everyone's confessions are posted if I can help it <3 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/10/21 12:10:30 AM #49:	Zodd3224 posted... You should still post who received a spicy one Hmmm that might be a good idea actually bnui_ransder posted... I dont need anonymity! As a stupid kid I thought those caramels and toffee candies you buy from Safeway by the pound were free because there wasn't a price or barcode. I would just grab one and eat one I loved those candies. It's brave to admit it here ~~the police will be arriving soon~~ Smackems posted... I know you got mine dammit Oh lol is it this one I am Smackems I almost posted this one but I have had bad experiences with people impersonating ce users. I generally will not post confessions with people admitting identities, but this one was simple and innocent I should've just posted it lmao --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:958880972] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>Zodd3224 posted... </cite> <quote>You should still post who received a spicy one</quote>Hmmm that might be a good idea actually bnui_ransder posted... </cite> <quote>I dont need anonymity! As a stupid kid I thought those caramels and toffee candies you buy from Safeway by the pound were free because there wasn't a price or barcode. I would just grab one and eat one</quote>I loved those candies. It's brave to admit it here the police will be arriving soon Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>I know you got mine dammit</quote>Oh lol is it this one <quote>I am Smackems</quote> I almost posted this one but I have had bad experiences with people impersonating ce users. I generally will not post confessions with people admitting identities, but this one was simple and innocent I should've just posted it lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/10/21 12:15:30 AM #50:	Her Arpei Whwens you why you not returnin mah fone calls? I believe in god and land lines. Do you not have satellite internet? Tucker Carlson --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958881100] in CE's Anony... [t:79703284]...</cite> <quote>Her Arpei Whwens you why you not returnin mah fone calls? I believe in god and land lines. Do you not have satellite internet? Tucker Carlson </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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