Current Events > ughh had my first embarrassing massage experience today

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JBaLLEN66 09/28/21 12:07:01 AM #1:	It wasn't my fault, I feel like she did it on purpose :( --- The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the worst Zelda Game by far. <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:958484249] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>It wasn't my fault, I feel like she did it on purpose :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AirFresh 09/28/21 12:07:24 AM #2:	hahahahahahahaha @Turbam --- Half-shark-alligator-half-man Half man, half shark! <cite>AirFresh posted [p:958484254] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>hahahahahahahaha @Turbam </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 09/28/21 12:08:01 AM #3:	Did yer wee willy floop ote --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:958484268] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>Did yer wee willy floop ote </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JBaLLEN66 09/28/21 12:09:29 AM #4:	Smackems posted... Did yer wee willy floop ote maybe lol --- The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the worst Zelda Game by far. <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:958484304] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Did yer wee willy floop ote</quote> maybe lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Karate_II 09/28/21 12:10:53 AM #5:	Sure...blame someone else. I had a Profesional deep tissue massage probably about 3 months ago, didn't have anything embarrassing happen although she kept brushing her boobs against my head as she was massaging my shoulders and chest. First time if figured was an accident but then it happened 3 other times LOL. other than that it was really relaxing, I fell asleep about half way thru LOL. --- Currently Playing: Dead by Daylight,Friday the 13th and Forza Horizon 4 <cite>Mr_Karate_II posted [p:958484338] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>Sure...blame someone else. I had a Profesional deep tissue massage probably about 3 months ago, didn't have anything embarrassing happen although she kept brushing her boobs against my head as she was massaging my shoulders and chest. First time if figured was an accident but then it happened 3 other times LOL. other than that it was really relaxing, I fell asleep about half way thru LOL. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JBaLLEN66 09/28/21 12:12:05 AM #6:	Mr_Karate_II posted... Sure...blame someone else. I had a Profesional deep tissue massage probably about 3 months ago, didn't have anything embarrassing happen although she kept brushing her boobs against my head as she was massaging my shoulders and chest. First time if figured was an accident but then it happened 3 other times LOL. other than that it was really relaxing, I fell asleep about half way thru LOL. I had much more happen to me than this. I'm scared to post my experience because of the mods lol --- The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the worst Zelda Game by far. <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:958484365] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>Mr_Karate_II posted... </cite> <quote>Sure...blame someone else. I had a Profesional deep tissue massage probably about 3 months ago, didn't have anything embarrassing happen although she kept brushing her boobs against my head as she was massaging my shoulders and chest. First time if figured was an accident but then it happened 3 other times LOL. other than that it was really relaxing, I fell asleep about half way thru LOL.</quote> I had much more happen to me than this. I'm scared to post my experience because of the mods lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Karate_II 09/28/21 12:16:09 AM #7:	I wouldn't go into detail. --- Currently Playing: Dead by Daylight,Friday the 13th and Forza Horizon 4 <cite>Mr_Karate_II posted [p:958484468] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't go into detail. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JBaLLEN66 09/28/21 12:20:10 AM #8:	Mr_Karate_II posted... I wouldn't go into detail. so I'm not blaming someone else lol. I've had plenty of massages before lol. --- The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the worst Zelda Game by far. <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:958484561] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>Mr_Karate_II posted... </cite> <quote>I wouldn't go into detail.</quote> so I'm not blaming someone else lol. I've had plenty of massages before lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Conker 09/28/21 12:24:27 AM #9:	I had one for a sciatic nerve issue a while back and the lady was quite attractive. Was getting my thigh good and then went into a weird move. Nothing happened on my side but she did a both hands flapping of my ass together like youd see in a porno wobbling a booty. It felt good but not something Ive ever experienced before. I mean, she had a handful too. --- If you don't want to argue about something, take the initiative and stfu. Lets Go: Lions, Red Wings, Tigers, Pistons! <cite>Conker posted [p:958484656] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>I had one for a sciatic nerve issue a while back and the lady was quite attractive. Was getting my thigh good and then went into a weird move. Nothing happened on my side but she did a both hands flapping of my ass together like youd see in a porno wobbling a booty. It felt good but not something Ive ever experienced before. I mean, she had a handful too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Karate_II 09/28/21 12:33:19 AM #10:	JBaLLEN66 posted... so I'm not blaming someone else lol. I've had plenty of massages before lol. So you have no self control? --- Currently Playing: Dead by Daylight,Friday the 13th and Forza Horizon 4 <cite>Mr_Karate_II posted [p:958484864] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>JBaLLEN66 posted... </cite> <quote>so I'm not blaming someone else lol. I've had plenty of massages before lol.</quote>So you have no self control? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JBaLLEN66 09/28/21 12:37:15 AM #11:	Mr_Karate_II posted... So you have no self control? you wouldnt have lasted --- The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the worst Zelda Game by far. <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:958484942] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>Mr_Karate_II posted... </cite> <quote>So you have no self control?</quote> you wouldnt have lasted </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 09/28/21 12:41:58 AM #12:	Did your penis get more erect than you wanted it to? --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:958485041] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>Did your penis get more erect than you wanted it to?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Karate_II 09/28/21 12:43:46 AM #13:	JBaLLEN66 posted... you wouldnt have lasted The lady giving me my massage got really close when she was massing near my inner thighs yet I didn't get excited or anything because I have self control. --- Currently Playing: Dead by Daylight,Friday the 13th and Forza Horizon 4 <cite>Mr_Karate_II posted [p:958485081] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>JBaLLEN66 posted... </cite> <quote>you wouldnt have lasted</quote>The lady giving me my massage got really close when she was massing near my inner thighs yet I didn't get excited or anything because I have self control. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 09/28/21 5:57:26 AM #14:	rekt --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:958488943] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>rekt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GMAK2442 09/28/21 6:39:07 AM #15:	Fails are common. Better luck next time. --- Prosperity and Peace! 777 <cite>GMAK2442 posted [p:958489300] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>Fails are common. Better luck next time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drrobotniks 09/28/21 6:44:50 AM #16:	Mr_Karate_II posted... The lady giving me my massage got really close when she was massing near my inner thighs yet I didn't get excited or anything because I have self control. Shut up Senor Karate Dos <cite>Drrobotniks posted [p:958489357] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>Mr_Karate_II posted... </cite> <quote>The lady giving me my massage got really close when she was massing near my inner thighs yet I didn't get excited or anything because I have self control.</quote>Shut up Senor Karate Dos </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 09/28/21 6:53:06 AM #17:	Ive been wanting to get a massage but honestly that happening is definitely a concern of mine. I wouldnt care, but I wouldnt want her to be weirded out. --- Bah weep grannah weep ni ni bon <cite>rexcrk posted [p:958489457] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>Ive been wanting to get a massage but honestly that happening is definitely a concern of mine. I wouldnt care, but I wouldnt want her to be weirded out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Simp 09/28/21 6:54:53 AM #18:	rexcrk posted... Ive been wanting to get a massage but honestly that happening is definitely a concern of mine. I wouldnt care, but I wouldnt want her to be weirded out. So why not just get a masseur? --- Faceless goofus in a sea of alts <cite>Simp posted [p:958489480] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>rexcrk posted... </cite> <quote>Ive been wanting to get a massage but honestly that happening is definitely a concern of mine. I wouldnt care, but I wouldnt want her to be weirded out.</quote>So why not just get a masseur? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
V-E-G-Y- 09/28/21 7:03:09 AM #19:	rexcrk posted... Ive been wanting to get a massage but honestly that happening is definitely a concern of mine. I wouldnt care, but I wouldnt want her to be weirded out. Dey're probably used to it --- https://imgur.com/L6MQGtI https://imgur.com/HAj1Ocp https://imgur.com/Op6gMTg https://imgur.com/hNkY6mv <cite>V-E-G-Y- posted [p:958489598] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>rexcrk posted...</cite> <quote>Ive been wanting to get a massage but honestly that happening is definitely a concern of mine. I wouldnt care, but I wouldnt want her to be weirded out. </quote> Dey're probably used to it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JBaLLEN66 09/28/21 7:38:58 AM #20:	Mr_Karate_II posted... The lady giving me my massage got really close when she was massing near my inner thighs yet I didn't get excited or anything because I have self control. congratulations but like I said there is much much more to the story. I could literally post my experience on some erotica reading forum if I wanted to lol. --- The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the worst Zelda Game by far. <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:958490072] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>Mr_Karate_II posted... </cite> <quote>The lady giving me my massage got really close when she was massing near my inner thighs yet I didn't get excited or anything because I have self control.</quote> congratulations but like I said there is much much more to the story. I could literally post my experience on some erotica reading forum if I wanted to lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JBaLLEN66 09/28/21 7:39:28 AM #21:	rexcrk posted... Ive been wanting to get a massage but honestly that happening is definitely a concern of mine. I wouldnt care, but I wouldnt want her to be weirded out. she said that she didnt care lol --- The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the worst Zelda Game by far. <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:958490079] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>rexcrk posted... </cite> <quote>Ive been wanting to get a massage but honestly that happening is definitely a concern of mine. I wouldnt care, but I wouldnt want her to be weirded out.</quote> she said that she didnt care lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joe40001 09/28/21 7:42:56 AM #22:	This is why you only go for head/shoulder/foot massage. Those are the best anyway, and you don't have to be weird and remove clothes. --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 <cite>joe40001 posted [p:958490139] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>This is why you only go for head/shoulder/foot massage. Those are the best anyway, and you don't have to be weird and remove clothes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoggyBottomBoy 09/28/21 7:45:10 AM #23:	Oh my god internet stranger. That is so embarrassing, tee-hee! --- Fingah POP'n each otha's <cite>SoggyBottomBoy posted [p:958490182] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>Oh my god internet stranger. That is so embarrassing, tee-hee! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DogOfPeace 09/28/21 8:03:22 AM #24:	JBaLLEN66 posted... you wouldnt have lasted wait, you arrived to your destination while getting a massage? Lmao --- Woof! <cite>DogOfPeace posted [p:958490487] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>JBaLLEN66 posted... </cite> <quote>you wouldnt have lasted</quote> wait, you arrived to your destination while getting a massage? Lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxMahnaMahnaxX 09/28/21 8:17:24 AM #25:	Post the story or youre lying. Congrats on supporting sex trafficking if you got a happy ending at an asian massage parlor --- Why don't we show them the entire process including our breakdown. http://i.imgur.com/Q0xhR.png?2?6330 <cite>XxMahnaMahnaxX posted [p:958490692] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>Post the story or youre lying. Congrats on supporting sex trafficking if you got a happy ending at an asian massage parlor </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JBaLLEN66 09/28/21 8:19:52 AM #26:	XxMahnaMahnaxX posted... Post the story or youre lying. Congrats on supporting sex trafficking if you got a happy ending at an asian massage parlor congrats for trolling and detailing a normal topic --- The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the worst Zelda Game by far. <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:958490732] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>XxMahnaMahnaxX posted... </cite> <quote>Post the story or youre lying. Congrats on supporting sex trafficking if you got a happy ending at an asian massage parlor</quote> congrats for trolling and detailing a normal topic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 09/28/21 8:20:50 AM #27:	Did you accidentally say something anti-semitic in public, TC? --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:958490756] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>Did you accidentally say something anti-semitic in public, TC? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoke_break 09/28/21 8:34:14 AM #29:	XxMahnaMahnaxX posted... Stating facts isnt trolling dude. If you actually went to an asisn massage parlor youre actively supporting human trafficking. Sex work doesn't always mean human trafficking. --- https://imgur.com/mOCFlRv <cite>smoke_break posted [p:958491007] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>XxMahnaMahnaxX posted... </cite> <quote>Stating facts isnt trolling dude. If you actually went to an asisn massage parlor youre actively supporting human trafficking.</quote>Sex work doesn't always mean human trafficking. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JBaLLEN66 09/28/21 8:34:21 AM #30:	XxMahnaMahnaxX posted... Stating facts isnt trolling dude. If you actually went to an asisn massage parlor youre actively supporting human trafficking. Sorry if stating that fact is ruining your topic where you wanted to look cool over having a sexual encounter with a masseuse this is pretty racist to assume every Asian massage parlor is a sex trafficking den --- The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the worst Zelda Game by far. <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:958491011] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>XxMahnaMahnaxX posted... </cite> <quote>Stating facts isnt trolling dude. If you actually went to an asisn massage parlor youre actively supporting human trafficking. Sorry if stating that fact is ruining your topic where you wanted to look cool over having a sexual encounter with a masseuse</quote> this is pretty racist to assume every Asian massage parlor is a sex trafficking den </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlleyViper620 09/28/21 8:37:37 AM #31:	Just post the story, you aren't going to get modded. --- This space intentionally left blank. <cite>AlleyViper620 posted [p:958491072] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>Just post the story, you aren't going to get modded. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxMahnaMahnaxX 09/28/21 8:38:29 AM #32:	JBaLLEN66 posted... this is pretty racist to assume every Asian massage parlor is a sex trafficking den Lol no it's not. Its a documented phenomena and you can't weasel out and deflect blame if the fact makes you uncomfortable. Maybe dont support human trafficking --- Why don't we show them the entire process including our breakdown. http://i.imgur.com/Q0xhR.png?2?6330 <cite>XxMahnaMahnaxX posted [p:958491083] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>JBaLLEN66 posted... </cite> <quote>this is pretty racist to assume every Asian massage parlor is a sex trafficking den</quote>Lol no it's not. Its a documented phenomena and you can't weasel out and deflect blame if the fact makes you uncomfortable. Maybe dont support human trafficking </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxMahnaMahnaxX 09/28/21 8:40:35 AM #33:	smoke_break posted... Sex work doesn't always mean human trafficking. You're right, but the circumstances it happens in massage parlors certainly isnt people making empowered choices with their bodies. Seems more like coercion and forced sexual labor but what do i know... --- Why don't we show them the entire process including our breakdown. http://i.imgur.com/Q0xhR.png?2?6330 <cite>XxMahnaMahnaxX posted [p:958491122] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>smoke_break posted... </cite> <quote>Sex work doesn't always mean human trafficking.</quote> You're right, but the circumstances it happens in massage parlors certainly isnt people making empowered choices with their bodies. Seems more like coercion and forced sexual labor but what do i know... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JBaLLEN66 09/28/21 8:50:33 AM #34:	XxMahnaMahnaxX posted... Lol no it's not. Its a documented phenomena and you can't weasel out and deflect blame if the fact makes you uncomfortable. Maybe dont support human trafficking how is such racism allowed on ce right now? Where are the mods? --- The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the worst Zelda Game by far. <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:958491344] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>XxMahnaMahnaxX posted... </cite> <quote>Lol no it's not. Its a documented phenomena and you can't weasel out and deflect blame if the fact makes you uncomfortable. Maybe dont support human trafficking</quote> how is such racism allowed on ce right now? Where are the mods? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JBaLLEN66 09/28/21 8:50:50 AM #35:	AlleyViper620 posted... Just post the story, you aren't going to get modded. nah --- The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the worst Zelda Game by far. <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:958491350] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>AlleyViper620 posted... </cite> <quote>Just post the story, you aren't going to get modded.</quote> nah </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SergeantGander 09/28/21 8:53:07 AM #36:	AlleyViper620 posted... Just post the story, you aren't going to get modded. At this point I doubt there is an actual story --- LoL IGN: MsRaffensperger ~Dennis~ <cite>SergeantGander posted [p:958491387] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>AlleyViper620 posted... </cite> <quote>Just post the story, you aren't going to get modded.</quote> At this point I doubt there is an actual story </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 09/28/21 8:53:39 AM #37:	PM me the story and I'll post it --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:958491398] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>PM me the story and I'll post it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JBaLLEN66 09/28/21 8:55:45 AM #38:	SergeantGander posted... At this point I doubt there is an actual story to anyone with half a brain, they can figure out at least 75% of the context --- The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the worst Zelda Game by far. <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:958491433] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>SergeantGander posted... </cite> <quote>At this point I doubt there is an actual story</quote> to anyone with half a brain, they can figure out at least 75% of the context </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 09/28/21 9:18:55 AM #39:	Seeing as the endings of my massages are usually happy anyway, I wouldn't think to get embarrassed by popping a boner. If it's already happened while I'm standing up n getting undressed before anything's even implied, sure, but if I already laying down naked and you're subtly rubbing kloser to my kargo, I'm shameless at that point. Just don't fart and it's all good. --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:958491911] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>Seeing as the endings of my massages are usually happy anyway, I wouldn't think to get embarrassed by popping a boner. If it's already happened while I'm standing up n getting undressed before anything's even implied, sure, but if I already laying down naked and you're subtly rubbing kloser to my kargo, I'm shameless at that point. Just don't fart and it's all good. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JBaLLEN66 09/28/21 9:28:42 AM #40:	The_Korey posted... Seeing as the endings of my massages are usually happy anyway, I wouldn't think to get embarrassed by popping a boner. If it's already happened while I'm standing up n getting undressed before anything's even implied, sure, but if I already laying down naked and you're subtly rubbing kloser to my kargo, I'm shameless at that point. Just don't fart and it's all good. lol --- The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the worst Zelda Game by far. <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:958492119] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>Seeing as the endings of my massages are usually happy anyway, I wouldn't think to get embarrassed by popping a boner. If it's already happened while I'm standing up n getting undressed before anything's even implied, sure, but if I already laying down naked and you're subtly rubbing kloser to my kargo, I'm shameless at that point. Just don't fart and it's all good.</quote> lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 09/28/21 9:45:35 AM #41:	JBaLLEN66 posted... lol But that said, why are you so hesitant to post what happened? It's not hard to describe these scenarios without being sexually explicit enough to warrant moderation. --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:958492483] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>JBaLLEN66 posted... </cite> <quote>lol</quote> But that said, why are you so hesitant to post what happened? It's not hard to describe these scenarios without being sexually explicit enough to warrant moderation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Joeydollaz 09/28/21 9:48:00 AM #42:	she supposed to take care of it bro --- PERSONA 6 will NOT be Turn Based, Feb-25th 2021 <cite>Joeydollaz posted [p:958492542] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>she supposed to take care of it bro </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JBaLLEN66 09/28/21 10:00:09 AM #43:	The_Korey posted... But that said, why are you so hesitant to post what happened? It's not hard to describe these scenarios without being sexually explicit enough to warrant moderation. Fine, this woman went above and beyond on my area when I was on my stomach and was basically touching it and pulled my underwear completely down. Usually they just slightly expose your butt crack lol. The part I tapped out was when I was told to turn around and she took the towel off and started sitting on my area to massage my neck and face then she went to down to my groin and started massaging there and it popped out of my underwear hole :( --- The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the worst Zelda Game by far. <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:958492817] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>But that said, why are you so hesitant to post what happened? It's not hard to describe these scenarios without being sexually explicit enough to warrant moderation.</quote> Fine, this woman went above and beyond on my area when I was on my stomach and was basically touching it and pulled my underwear completely down. Usually they just slightly expose your butt crack lol. The part I tapped out was when I was told to turn around and she took the towel off and started sitting on my area to massage my neck and face then she went to down to my groin and started massaging there and it popped out of my underwear hole :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JBaLLEN66 09/28/21 10:06:45 AM #45:	wickerman posted... what do you mean "your area"? If she's touching your dingus it's not a normal massage bro. Also I've never heard of a massage where she sits on you, let alone your dingus. This sounds made up dude im not making this ** up lmao, they will lay on you and everything --- The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the worst Zelda Game by far. <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:958492988] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>wickerman posted... </cite> <quote>what do you mean "your area"? If she's touching your dingus it's not a normal massage bro. Also I've never heard of a massage where she sits on you, let alone your dingus. This sounds made up dude</quote> im not making this ** up lmao, they will lay on you and everything </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 09/28/21 10:10:56 AM #46:	Mr_Karate_II posted... So you have no self control? Wait. Self-control includes control over flow of hormones into the bloodstream? I thought it only included voluntary movements of skeletal muscles and such. --- There's no "would of", "should of" or "could of". It's "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:958493096] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>Mr_Karate_II posted... </cite> <quote>So you have no self control?</quote>Wait. Self-control includes control over flow of hormones into the bloodstream? I thought it only included voluntary movements of skeletal muscles and such. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
General-Secura 09/28/21 10:16:06 AM #47:	Laserion posted... Wait. Self-control includes control over flow of hormones into the bloodstream? I thought it only included voluntary movements of skeletal muscles and such. You can kinda control such things, or at least attempt to influence them. <cite>General-Secura posted [p:958493248] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>Laserion posted... </cite> <quote>Wait. Self-control includes control over flow of hormones into the bloodstream? I thought it only included voluntary movements of skeletal muscles and such.</quote>You can kinda control such things, or at least attempt to influence them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
General-Secura 09/28/21 10:18:04 AM #48:	JBaLLEN66 posted... im not making this ** up lmao, they will lay on you and everything So what, she's sitting on your groin to massage your neck while you're on your back on the table looking up at her? The only types of massages I've seen that happen in are the ones on sites you're not allowed to name here. <cite>General-Secura posted [p:958493308] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>JBaLLEN66 posted... </cite> <quote>im not making this ** up lmao, they will lay on you and everything</quote>So what, she's sitting on your groin to massage your neck while you're on your back on the table looking up at her? The only types of massages I've seen that happen in are the ones on sites you're not allowed to name here. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 09/28/21 10:23:24 AM #49:	JBaLLEN66 posted... and it popped out of my underwear hole :( "Surprise!" lol What was her reaction to this? --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:958493440] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>JBaLLEN66 posted... </cite> <quote> and it popped out of my underwear hole :(</quote> "Surprise!" lol What was her reaction to this? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DogOfPeace 09/28/21 10:24:22 AM #50:	The_Korey posted... "Surprise!" lol What was her reaction to this? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Eyhq-D9yM --- Woof! <cite>DogOfPeace posted [p:958493468] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>"Surprise!" lol What was her reaction to this?</quote> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Eyhq-D9yM </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabrestorm 09/28/21 10:26:23 AM #51:	Ehat was the message that made you embarrassed or was it your reply? --- The Truth is the Truth <cite>sabrestorm posted [p:958493510] in ughh had m... [t:79683139]...</cite> <quote>Ehat was the message that made you embarrassed or was it your reply? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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