Poll of the Day > people cast too many spells these days

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PunishedOni
08/23/21 10:24:49 PM
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im going to buy a winter orb

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PunishedOni
08/23/21 10:31:57 PM
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wow. nice forest there buddy. nice island. nice plains. nice volcanic. nice city of brass. it's a shame you can only untap one... maybe in 4 turns you can play an icy manipulator?

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Veedrock-
08/23/21 10:36:00 PM
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Nerd alert

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Mead
08/23/21 10:36:02 PM
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all my decks have 4 basking rootwalla

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PunishedOni
08/23/21 10:41:34 PM
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Mead posted...
all my decks have 4 basking rootwalla
well youre in luck. it will be very easy to discard him to hand size when i prevent you from casting any spells that cost mana

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PunishedOni
08/23/21 10:42:26 PM
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Veedrock- posted...
Nerd alert
where. ill fucking kill them. i hate nerds... always casting spells

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Judgmenl
08/23/21 10:46:43 PM
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Winter Orb hasn't been meta since Synthesis.

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PunishedOni
08/23/21 10:54:03 PM
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just try and cast a synthesis monster when all your lands are tapped. try as hard as u can

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Judgmenl
08/23/21 10:56:58 PM
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Nah, they'll just remove that feature when the current rotation ends.

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PunishedOni
08/23/21 11:01:10 PM
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im immune to rotation. all my cards are from 1995, before the wheel was invented

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PunishedOni
08/23/21 11:04:49 PM
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me riding high gaining 12 life a turn off my 4 ivory towers


me when the energy flux hits


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Lokarin
08/23/21 11:06:54 PM
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Karn likes to grasp his powerstones

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PunishedOni
08/23/21 11:13:21 PM
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he doesnt grasp peoples necks anymore cause hes a pacifist

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wolfy42
08/23/21 11:42:47 PM
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I play my "beat opposing player to death card with a backpack".

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PunishedOni
08/23/21 11:56:25 PM
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i cast dead ringers targeting your backpack and mead's basking rootwalla


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Zareth
08/23/21 11:59:57 PM
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I play a Brain Geyser and attack with my Scryb Sprites. They have snow-covered swampwalk. Your move.

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PunishedOni
08/24/21 12:09:36 AM
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I sacrifice my strip mine to destroy my only snow covered swamp and block your scrub sprites with my zephyr falcon

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ParanoidObsessive
08/24/21 12:14:44 AM
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PunishedOni posted...
im going to buy a winter orb

Nah, Kismet/Stasis.
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08/24/21 10:21:37 AM
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PunishedOni
08/24/21 10:22:09 AM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Nah, Kismet/Stasis.
stasis is cool too but then i have to play boomerang/reset/time elemental. with winter orb i can just icy it so i dont have to play any cards that are bad on their own

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PunishedOni
08/24/21 10:23:07 AM
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11110111011 posted...
why did you post a blank image in my topic. how did you know i was about to post. is this some kind of gamefaqs magic spell

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Smiffwilm
08/24/21 12:41:08 PM
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https://youtu.be/i6l8MFdTaPE

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PunishedOni
08/24/21 12:48:23 PM
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Smiffwilm posted...
https://youtu.be/i6l8MFdTaPE
omg where? i hate nerds ... they cast so many spells

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PunishedOni
08/25/21 11:00:21 AM
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im the dad assassin


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PunishedOni
08/26/21 12:22:25 PM
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im the dad assassin

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ParanoidObsessive
08/27/21 8:25:13 PM
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PunishedOni
08/28/21 12:36:38 AM
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How come these leisure suit Larry type games never let me play as agirl. I don't wanna be Ernie eaglebeak. I wanna be a shy lesbian who works in the magic library

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Lokarin
08/28/21 1:04:13 AM
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PunishedOni posted...
How come these leisure suit Larry type games never let me play as agirl. I don't wanna be Ernie eaglebeak. I wanna be a shy lesbian who works in the magic library

If you know an artist... I can make that happen

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ParanoidObsessive
08/28/21 3:47:28 AM
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PunishedOni posted...
How come these leisure suit Larry type games never let me play as agirl. I don't wanna be Ernie eaglebeak. I wanna be a shy lesbian who works in the magic library

Well, because the main audience for most of those games is horny teenage and 20-something dudes who want to stick their dick in digital women. Especially back in the era those particular games came out. How can you stick your dick in digital women if you don't have a digital dick? That's just crazy talk!

(Though Leather Goddesses of Phobos came out around the same time, and THAT allowed you to choose to be either male or female - but you could only be straight, because it was the 80s and homosexuality hadn't been invented yet. Also, the game was text-based and it barely mattered what gender you picked anyway.)

That's actually changing, though. There's been a proliferation of games where you can chase dudes instead, and games where you can pick gender (or choose to be futa/androgynous/gender neutral/etc). You just have to go looking for them (and most of them are going to suck, and will likely never leave early release/be finished, because most erotic games these days are all indie projects by small teams of amateurs).
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Lokarin
08/28/21 4:22:46 AM
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Well, there's always Watamote

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PunishedOni
08/28/21 12:53:09 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Well, because the main audience for most of those games is horny teenage and 20-something dudes who want to stick their dick in digital women. Especially back in the era those particular games came out. How can you stick your dick in digital women if you don't have a digital dick? That's just crazy talk!

(Though Leather Goddesses of Phobos came out around the same time, and THAT allowed you to choose to be either male or female - but you could only be straight, because it was the 80s and homosexuality hadn't been invented yet. Also, the game was text-based and it barely mattered what gender you picked anyway.)

That's actually changing, though. There's been a proliferation of games where you can chase dudes instead, and games where you can pick gender (or choose to be futa/androgynous/gender neutral/etc). You just have to go looking for them (and most of them are going to suck, and will likely never leave early release/be finished, because most erotic games these days are all indie projects by small teams of amateurs).

https://youtu.be/XE_UNl6KiY4?t=7

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PunishedOni
08/28/21 12:53:48 PM
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Lokarin posted...
If you know an artist... I can make that happen
im an artist ... check out my juzam djinn alter

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Lokarin
08/28/21 6:12:28 PM
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There's "Yu Crossing Animals" on Steam :b

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