Poll of the Day > Do you have a small rooster?

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AWinterJ
08/17/21 7:03:30 PM
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Do you have a small rooster?



I'm disgusted how small my rooster is.

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IronBornCorps
08/17/21 7:06:32 PM
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I feel like you could be one of those guys that bases their penis size from porn, and it's probably not that small.

Also, even if it is, it's nothing to be disgusted about.

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LinkPizza
08/17/21 7:10:39 PM
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Im a grower. So it may seem not too big at first
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Lobomoon
08/17/21 7:14:49 PM
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Farmer wants a life.

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MrMelodramatic
08/17/21 7:17:56 PM
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Its not big, but its probably not small

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Lobomoon
08/17/21 7:19:07 PM
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Can I post big rooster clip from Family Guy here?

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BlackScythe0
08/17/21 7:21:32 PM
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I don't own any livestock... or land on which one would even keep livestock.
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MeteoricBurst
08/17/21 8:32:40 PM
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Nope. Though I still feel undersized compared to a lot of guys round here including those from other islands like Jamaica. Guess we have skewed standards in these parts because UK/EU guys are always impressed.

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Judgmenl
08/17/21 8:39:22 PM
#9:


Only in the morning.

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Mead
08/17/21 8:40:43 PM
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Size matters a lot more to guys than it does to most women

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Lobomoon
08/17/21 8:42:39 PM
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Mead posted...
Size matters a lot more to guys than it does to most women

Maybe he's into guys.

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Action53
08/17/21 8:49:00 PM
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It's nothing to brag about but it's nothing to be ashamed of either

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Zeus
08/17/21 8:55:12 PM
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I think my rooster weighed 4 or 5 pounds, but it wasn't fully grown at that point and... oh, this isn't about roosters at all, is it? Got me again, Winter!

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BEERandWEED
08/17/21 9:14:08 PM
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All of my cocks are huge and rule the roost.
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Muscles
08/17/21 9:51:30 PM
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No, used to think it was as a teen due to porn but I've come to realize it's a good size, it's actually one of the things about my body that I'm not at least a little self conscious about

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wwinterj25
08/17/21 10:50:13 PM
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Yeah. It's small. I've a micro penis. Would say 4" when erect at best. Not that I use it.

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DirtBasedSoap
08/17/21 10:53:27 PM
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every girl Ive been with has told me i have a big one

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Mead
08/18/21 1:41:30 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
every girl Ive been with has told me i have a big one

which means that you either do, or youre just cool

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FatalAccident
08/18/21 2:19:10 AM
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Y do you make such weird topics

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Mead
08/18/21 3:03:22 AM
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FatalAccident posted...
Y do you make such weird topics

this is the place for it tbh

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Lobomoon
08/18/21 9:06:41 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
every girl Ive been with has told me i have a big one

It's their job.

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OhhhJa
08/18/21 9:37:04 PM
#22:


No I have an above average one. But I do have small rooster energy
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Fierce_Deity_08
08/18/21 9:54:49 PM
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All we have are hens.

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Blighboy
08/18/21 9:56:41 PM
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If i got it in a box of chicken nuggets I'd complain

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Metalsonic66
08/19/21 2:36:00 AM
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https://youtu.be/FO0kRE5OTZI

5:44

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JoseAAV
08/19/21 4:15:59 AM
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Well, its true that dang rooster is up at the crack of dawn. Hell squawk non-stop daily. Glad no doctor shined a knife to my rooster. Actually thats an assumption because I never asked my parents. What a painful mess that would be. Anyway Im just glad to have a normal body. Most the girls whove seen the show said its big but where are they now?
Who knows. Dont crowd me ladies but Im single. I can cook, clean, and clear out any clogged mess.
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Garlands_Soul
08/19/21 4:52:00 AM
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I legitimately thought this was literally about chickens when I opened it and was confused. No

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Unbridled9
08/19/21 3:23:24 PM
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My rooster is probably average sized. He's a Sapphire Gem. Got 9 hens to protect.

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Mead
08/19/21 3:39:23 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Yeah. It's small. I've a micro penis. Would say 4" when erect at best. Not that I use it.

I dont think thats a micropenis, thats probably a little shorter than average but I bet its enough for a good number of women. And length really isnt everything.

From what I understand a micropenis is really tiny, like the size of a pinky toe.

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acesxhigh
08/19/21 4:09:25 PM
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I'll be honest my rooster wears large sized rooster clothing
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LinkPizza
08/19/21 4:24:15 PM
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Mead posted...
I dont think thats a micropenis, thats probably a little shorter than average but I bet its enough for a good number of women. And length really isnt everything.

From what I understand a micropenis is really tiny, like the size of a pinky toe.

Yeah. His isnt micro yet. After he said that, I looked up info on it
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MeteoricBurst
08/19/21 4:27:58 PM
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Um 4" is way too big for a micropenis, they are like 2" at erection. And barely look like a dick when soft. Regardless there's a lot of women/men out there into micropenises. I followed two guys before, one on Twitter and the other on PH, who had micros and both had hordes of people lusting over them. Thing is though, they were in great shape otherwise. Both had abs and big phat asses. They were handsome too. The Twitter one was gay and a sub bottom so his dick would be irrelevant anyways, but it was still an extra turn on. He played into it being a kink. The PH guy was straight with huge balls that contrasted with his micro, and women (and men) were thirsting after him like something else.

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Unbridled9
08/19/21 6:05:21 PM
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MeteoricBurst posted...
Um 4" is way too big for a micropenis, they are like 2" at erection. And barely look like a dick when soft. Regardless there's a lot of women/men out there into micropenises. I followed two guys before, one on Twitter and the other on PH, who had micros and both had hordes of people lusting over them. Thing is though, they were in great shape otherwise. Both had abs and big phat asses. They were handsome too. The Twitter one was gay and a sub bottom so his dick would be irrelevant anyways, but it was still an extra turn on. He played into it being a kink. The PH guy was straight with huge balls that contrasted with his micro, and women (and men) were thirsting after him like something else.

What do micropenises have to do with roosters? At least have a Foghorn or pick up some chicks you think might be roosters.

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AWinterJ
08/19/21 8:11:40 PM
#35:


FatalAccident posted...
Y do you make such weird topics
Are you saying you're rooster is massive?

Mead posted...
I dont think thats a micropenis, thats probably a little shorter than average but I bet its enough for a good number of women. And length really isnt everything.


LinkPizza posted...
Yeah. His isnt micro yet. After he said that, I looked up info on it

MeteoricBurst posted...
Um 4" is way too big for a micropenis, they are like 2" at erection. And barely look like a dick when soft. Regardless there's a lot of women/men out there into micropenises. I followed two guys before, one on Twitter and the other on PH, who had micros and both had hordes of people lusting over them. Thing is though, they were in great shape otherwise. Both had abs and big phat asses. They were handsome too. The Twitter one was gay and a sub bottom so his dick would be irrelevant anyways, but it was still an extra turn on. He played into it being a kink. The PH guy was straight with huge balls that contrasted with his micro, and women (and men) were thirsting after him like something else.


Thanks guys. It means a lot to get a confidence boost.

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Blighboy
08/19/21 8:17:02 PM
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Mead
08/19/21 8:18:25 PM
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Lol what even are the bottom numbers

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Blighboy
08/19/21 8:19:19 PM
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Age I think?

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Lobomoon
08/19/21 11:54:01 PM
#39:


Girth...


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Mead
08/19/21 11:57:08 PM
#40:


ah yes, girth units

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Metalsonic66
08/20/21 12:03:39 AM
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Check out my girth certificate

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Smarkil
08/20/21 1:24:10 AM
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im glad mines small

it keeps waking me up every god damn morning as is

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