Current Events > Poorly explain what you do for a living

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I babysit self-sufficient adults and remind them of rules they already know.

Also, I do what Google Translate does, except I take longer to do it.

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I wander around the desert and look at broken rocks.

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I do a thing that some do but others don't and I get enough cash to keep me going ok. It involves sitting and occasionally standing and rarely lying down.

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I lay in bed

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I control stuff

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Aressar posted...

I babysit self-sufficient adults and remind them of rules they already know.

Also, I do what Google Translate does, except I take longer to do it.

Um you a co cause thats exactly what I was gonna use to describe my job

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I am cannon fodder for corporation

mooreandrew58 posted...

Um you a co cause thats exactly what I was gonna use to describe my job

Security guard and translator actually

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I sit in a dark room and write about the images that appear on screen

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Make sure old people don't die

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I put dirt in bags

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Aressar posted...

Security guard and translator actually

What sucks is even at home I feel like im still doing my job. We dont want the cats on the kitchen table and I'm constantly having to shoo them off of it. Or one cat that likes to claw stuff.

I do get a laugh out of one cat cause its clear he knows better. He'll get on top of my entertainment unit but as soon as I wake up and walk in thebliving room he tries stealthily (and always fails at that) getting down from it.

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i hit big metal wires attached to a piece of wood to make the air vibrate

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mooreandrew58 posted...

What sucks is even at home I feel like im still doing my job. We dont want the cats on the kitchen table and I'm constantly having to shoo them off of it. Or one cat that likes to claw stuff.

I do get a laugh out of one cat cause its clear he knows better. He'll get on top of my entertainment unit but as soon as I wake up and walk in thebliving room he tries stealthily (and always fails at that) getting down from it.

At such moments I'm glad I have a relatively quiet cat. I wouldn't get any work done at all with two. And the worst part is that I would be totally fine with that

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I talk to people

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I try to talk people into giving me and my friends money so we can help clean up water and some other things that happen to be living, just not people. They can stay dirty like Mila Kunis.

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Walk around downtown while drinking Monster and listening to music, then return to the office to drink more Monster and play phone games

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I push buttons to fix mistakes of other people

I break computers.

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Old Virginia government employees can't computer. I show them how to computer.

I don't live in Virginia.

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handle packages ( )

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I put mice in plastic tubes and give them sweet water when they do things I like.

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I stand next to a camera, then I flip switches and poke sliders until the moving pictures look fancy.

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I take small parts of things and put them in a large thing and time passes and then the large things tells me what happened to the small things and what will happen to them in the future.

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I make sure passengers get to their destination safely

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I make sure other workers clean up drunk people's pee, among other things.
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I do Amazon except not at Amazon.

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Get overworked and underpaid to a level that should be a crime. At least I dont get drug tested, though.

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I get shuffled onstage to sing for the amusement of the peasants

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I work with numbers all day instead of dealing with the public because I hate people.

SaltyWet posted...

I make sure passengers get to their destination safely

That almost sounds too proper to be a poor description. On the other way, I can't really think of a crappy way to describe that.

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SaltyWet posted...

I make sure passengers get to their destination safely

That almost sounds too proper to be a poor description. On the other hand, I can't really think of a crappy way to describe that.

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Nothing
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goo goo ga ga

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legal drug dealer

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I play with tape

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I sit behind a desk in the early hours of the morning. When I'm really bored, I spend a got chunk of time posting shit here. Occasionally, I write stuff and tell people how to get around town.

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I send emails.

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i make sure idiots dont crush themselves

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I put knowledge in old people's brains.

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I sit in a corner and watch paintings

(not really but I love that scene)

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Aressar posted...

Security guard and translator actually

To be fair, google translate sucks

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I press control - enter and control - r a lot

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rhymes with neat

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I slightly inconvenience people in their quest to do bad things.
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_____Cait posted...

To be fair, google translate sucks

True that. It's pretty astonishing how some people still use it to translate entire texts, even if it's very important that they have an accurate translation.
On top of that, better hope there isn't any confidential information in there, because Google remembers everything.

Ilishe posted...

I sit in a corner and watch paintings

(not really but I love that scene)

Lol yeah, I actually used to be a guard at a museum. The weekends and holidays were pretty fun and crowded, but on an average weekday, it was so quiet that I couldn't help but think of that scene.

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Things on ship break and I fix.
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