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Smackems
07/31/21 1:39:19 AM
#51:


Pandamonic posted...
It's been 2 days now since my 2nd covid vaccine, so I guess I'm safe from possible flu or fever side effects? Which is great because I'm gonna hang with a buddy of mine tomorrow and I plan on getting wasted.

Having said this, I probably jinxed it, watch me wake up in a couple of hours and feel absolutely awful.
Gonna sprout a new ball sack

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/31/21 1:59:28 AM
#52:


@MabusIncarnate

TPB comin to Nashville you lucky bastard. Closest show to me is Denver.



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MabusIncarnate
07/31/21 2:08:38 AM
#53:


Nice, wonder what tickets run for that.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/31/21 2:18:32 AM
#54:


Anywhere from $27.50 - $275

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MabusIncarnate
07/31/21 2:45:32 AM
#55:


Crazy shit, I had insomnia for so long, went years barely sleeping 4 hours a night if I was lucky. Off the booze for a bit and this past week i've been sleeping like 8 to 10 hours straight, falling asleep right away at night. Cocked over my work schedule a bit so I gotta catch up this weekend before Monday, I slept through a lot of my work time but damn it's nice to wake up reasonably rested.

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Pandamonic
07/31/21 3:34:11 AM
#56:


Smackems posted...
Gonna sprout a new ball sack
I wouldn't have a problem with that, as long as it would be in a very prominent, very visible spot. Like if it grew out of my ear or something.
Then I could say things like 'I heard the jamboree got pretty nutty' or 'no I can't smell the sea, but I can hear the cheese!'

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Questionmarktarius
07/31/21 3:39:23 AM
#57:


Still haven't gotten the vaccine, out of laziness and indifference.
No weirdo anti-vaxxer, I just don't give a shit.
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Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 5:32:42 AM
#58:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Still haven't gotten the vaccine, out of laziness and indifference.
No weirdo anti-vaxxer, I just don't give a shit.

Sup bro I'm finna fiinish the last nichelada, u? Listening to Jack johnson and I am convinced he's a former addict

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Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 5:34:40 AM
#59:


And yes this topic is all about me about me right now

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Questionmarktarius
07/31/21 5:36:46 AM
#60:


Alright, i'm drunk enough to switch to water, which usually means i didn't get drunk enough.
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Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 6:06:04 AM
#61:


Eating ramen

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Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 6:08:10 AM
#62:


https://youtu.be/Q0pJuwOQgzU

This boy talm bout

Don't worry
Everybody in the room notices u

Sot back relax and don't worry c8z u finna over do it

Cuz everybody already heard all ur stories

I hope some of them r true

Daaaaamnnnnnnnnnnn

Talm losing keys cuz he drunk 2 much

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Questionmarktarius
07/31/21 6:08:18 AM
#63:


Kobe Bryant posted...
Eating ramen
Oh, you aren't doing sodium rationing yet.

Drinking is going to fuck up your blood pressure way worse anyway.
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Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 6:11:33 AM
#64:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Oh, you aren't doing sodium rationing yet.

Drinking is going to fuck up your blood pressure way worse anyway.


thabks for the heqda up my G you honestly probably just added more time to my life not being sarcastic. I will b mindful of that bcuz shot food does already make me feel like shit

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Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 6:13:34 AM
#65:


With the michelda too lol no more bro

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TreyFlowers
07/31/21 6:24:22 AM
#66:


Hi friends

I'm 14 beers deep and my football team won comfortably today so I'm exceedingly happy despite the lockdown our premier (state governor for you Americans) introduced today

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Kobe Bryant
07/31/21 7:00:58 AM
#67:


TreyFlowers posted...
Hi friends

I'm 14 beers deep and my football team won comfortably today so I'm exceedingly happy despite the lockdown our premier (state governor for you Americans) introduced today


Sup. Niiice

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BlazinBlue88
07/31/21 7:55:06 AM
#68:


Pandamonic posted...
It's been 2 days now since my 2nd covid vaccine, so I guess I'm safe from possible flu or fever side effects? Which is great because I'm gonna hang with a buddy of mine tomorrow and I plan on getting wasted.

Having said this, I probably jinxed it, watch me wake up in a couple of hours and feel absolutely awful.
No you're not safe. It takes about two weeks after your second dose for it to be fully in your system.

MabusIncarnate posted...
Crazy shit, I had insomnia for so long, went years barely sleeping 4 hours a night if I was lucky. Off the booze for a bit and this past week i've been sleeping like 8 to 10 hours straight, falling asleep right away at night. Cocked over my work schedule a bit so I gotta catch up this weekend before Monday, I slept through a lot of my work time but damn it's nice to wake up reasonably rested.
I actually looked this up recently cause I've had sleep issues for years. Alcohol is only a depressant for X amount of hours then it reverses. It's a downer and an upper. So it may help you go to sleep but it'll eventually decide to jump start your ass up before you're ready.

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TreyFlowers
07/31/21 8:04:33 AM
#69:


USA sucks at Olympic basketball

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Stewman_Magoo
07/31/21 8:16:31 AM
#70:


Omg I really wish my fucking mid would sleep... He was up so many damn times last night and now I'm up with him at 7

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CanuckCowboy
07/31/21 12:50:17 PM
#71:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Damn it's too bad this isn't going to be on Xbox @CanuckCowboy could have played this with Walter and we'd probably see some funny shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4l6uWxe-vk

Holy fuck i need to play this.

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CanuckCowboy
07/31/21 12:53:32 PM
#72:


Questionmarktarius posted...
While we're on driving...

Still the greatest anti-theft device ever invented for cars:

This is double true if you have to lift a ring to get into reverse. I lent my buddy my car once and got a call from him at Walmart... he'd pulled in and was now stuck cause "You're transmission is fucked or something it wont go into reverse. I've been stuck her for 20 minutes!!!"

Lmao. That was good times.

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CanuckCowboy
07/31/21 12:54:53 PM
#73:


Also God I hate Southern comfort. But tbf I dont like bourbon in the first place so why would I?

Gimme rye any day.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/31/21 1:42:23 PM
#74:


If you don't listen to the CDC about COVID, you better damn well heed their advice on this



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Smackems
07/31/21 2:04:35 PM
#75:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
If you don't listen to the CDC about COVID, you better damn well heed their advice on this

Idk kid seems happier now

And isn't that what we all want

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/31/21 2:12:20 PM
#76:


That's what Anti CDC people would say. "Ohhh what are we doing now, stripping the happiness out of our children???"

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a-c-a-b
07/31/21 3:04:29 PM
#77:


Having a Caesar in between beers and it's hitting the spot nicely.




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Smackems
07/31/21 3:06:19 PM
#78:


a-c-a-b posted...
Having a Caesar in between beers and it's hitting the spot nicely.

Goin old school af I see

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a-c-a-b
07/31/21 3:11:05 PM
#79:


Smackems posted...

Goin old school af I see

Yup. Just a taking a break from my other game to slaughter some fuckers with my super shotgun.
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YugiNoob
07/31/21 3:12:38 PM
#80:


lmao I got No_U_L7 to block me. Hes super butthurt about this tweet



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a-c-a-b
07/31/21 3:28:30 PM
#81:


YugiNoob posted...
lmao I got No_U_L7 to block me. Hes super butthurt about this tweet



He blocked me ages ago. It's pretty pitiful when you think how many years that guys been making up his stupid stories.
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CanuckCowboy
07/31/21 4:06:13 PM
#82:


I just spent 10 or 20 seconds sucking the bottom of my distillate pen thinking Holy shit this thing is so clogged....

Also Holy shit that other day when Walter clawed my head I bled so much more than I thought. Most of it got inside his box. Blood was almost literally everywhere.

My fault for sticking my head in the attack hole of the box but damn.


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Johnny_Nutcase
07/31/21 4:12:01 PM
#83:


Does he ever see all the blood and go "Ohhh shit I went too far" Or does he just smile and say "I'll get even better next time!!!"

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CanuckCowboy
07/31/21 4:23:33 PM
#84:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Does he ever see all the blood and go "Ohhh shit I went too far" Or does he just smile and say "I'll get even better next time!!!"

I can't say for sure but I think he genuinely feels bad. If nothing else he doesn't lick it and tries to avoid it.

He almost never makes me bleed if he can clearly see its me


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Smackems
07/31/21 4:27:49 PM
#85:


NEVER put your top head in the hole

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CanuckCowboy
07/31/21 4:29:37 PM
#86:


Smackems posted...
NEVER put your top head in the hole

Can confirm


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Smackems
07/31/21 4:39:08 PM
#87:


We should make that a psa

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WaterLink
07/31/21 4:40:12 PM
#88:


I completely forgot that dude existed. He's one of the few people I have blocked. There was a point where he'd spam the board with his dumb topics and it was an eyesore so I just made him disappear. Is he still doing the same thing?
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MabusIncarnate
07/31/21 4:53:26 PM
#89:


He's the only user that ever came in here trying to stir shit up in this topic, so I wound up blocking him too just to keep him out, I think a few of us did.

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Smackems
07/31/21 4:55:46 PM
#90:


MabusIncarnate posted...
He's the only user that ever came in here trying to stir shit up in this topic, so I wound up blocking him too just to keep him out, I think a few of us did.
What he do

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CanuckCowboy
07/31/21 4:57:55 PM
#91:


Smackems posted...
What he do

I remember it happening but I can't remember what he was on about.

It fell flat to say the least. One of the rare instances in the entirety of ce where someone came in trolling and not a single person bit.

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MabusIncarnate
07/31/21 4:58:56 PM
#92:


He was here picking a fight with Canuck over something dumb about bringing Walter to the dog park, I don't remember the details maybe Canuck does.

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Smackems
07/31/21 4:59:35 PM
#93:


I'm gonna troll y'all right now

Bud light was the best beer I ever had

Err is it trolling if that's my legit opinion

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CanuckCowboy
07/31/21 5:02:30 PM
#94:


Cory bowles is 47?!?!?!

Wow. Also this is Trevor now. I'm old.



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MabusIncarnate
07/31/21 5:03:52 PM
#95:


Holy fuck that's Trevor?

Smackems posted...
I'm gonna troll y'all right now

Bud light was the best beer I ever had

Err is it trolling if that's my legit opinion
Get out!

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a-c-a-b
07/31/21 5:05:01 PM
#96:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Cory bowles is 47?!?!?!

Wow. Also this is Trevor now. I'm old.



Even knowing it's him, I still don't recognize him.
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CanuckCowboy
07/31/21 5:05:34 PM
#97:


MabusIncarnate posted...
He was here picking a fight with Canuck over something dumb about bringing Walter to the dog park, I don't remember the details maybe Canuck does.

Oh right. That's what it was. I totally forgot.

A lady in town had signs up around town and had a thing on local Facebook pages looking for a friend for her dog at the dog park so I responded cause Walter loves dogs. I met her and she was mad Walter was a cat. She only asked me his size and I didn't elaborate on the fact he's a cat and that really bothered him.

He said it was catfishing and predatory. Lol. Now I remember. She was late 50s easy and it was only about an animal playdate and he was super weird about it. Tbf I guess I shoulda said he's a cat but she was mad at me when I showed up and they were actively playing around while she was yelling.

I just thought it'd be cute.

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Stewman_Magoo
07/31/21 5:05:45 PM
#98:


Damn Michel Jackson old af

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CanuckCowboy
07/31/21 5:09:08 PM
#99:


a-c-a-b posted...
Even knowing it's him, I still don't recognize him.

Same.

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Smackems
07/31/21 5:10:02 PM
#100:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Oh right. That's what it was. I totally forgot.

A lady in town had signs up around town and had a thing on local Facebook pages looking for a friend for her dog at the dog park so I responded cause Walter loves dogs. I met her and she was mad Walter was a cat. She only asked me his size and I didn't elaborate on the fact he's a cat and that really bothered him.
Lol

I woulda been in to that tbh

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