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Stewman_Magoo
08/01/21 9:54:48 PM
#251:


Oh man I took half an edible last night and I was tooooooooo high. Tried gaming but was getting nauseous. Probably gonna have the other half tonight.

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MabusIncarnate
08/01/21 9:56:54 PM
#252:


Edibles really creep up on you. First time I tried a brownie I gave it like 20 mins, then ate another, and at the hour mark a 3rd. 90 minutes in I was part of the furniture. Highest i've ever been on Mary Jane.

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Smackems
08/01/21 10:09:35 PM
#253:


I had a moment with one playing division with my buddies. I call it the 6:00 - 6:30 incident. It was 6:00.. I was playing and healing like a Chad. Giant group of enemies and we were fuckin them up, then moved on to a new area, fucked the boss and his lackeys up, etc

All the while I was thinking about how the universe was created.. so many theories and I was thinking of the coolest one. Then I popped up with ideas for d&d. Hundreds of ideas all at the same time. Started thinking of all the cool things I could make for dinner, and how the old folks would like it. Thought about my birth, my death, everything

Then I looked at the clock and it was 6:02


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BlazinBlue88
08/01/21 10:11:11 PM
#254:


Smackems posted...
Cuz I'm kinda dumb like that

I'm good at taking care of other people. Damn good.

Me, not so much
Seems like you try to treat caffeine like alcohol my man.

MabusIncarnate posted...
Edibles really creep up on you. First time I tried a brownie I gave it like 20 mins, then ate another, and at the hour mark a 3rd. 90 minutes in I was part of the furniture. Highest i've ever been on Mary Jane.
Yeah I can't handle weed like my wife. All of it knocks me on my ass. Last two times I did it I grabbed my dog and ran into the bathroom to play hide and seek with my wife without her knowing we were playing. She caught us.

Other time I felt sick in the middle of a work from home day. Laid in the bed with another of our dogs and he started licking the back of my legs under the blankets. Felt like he was licking the flesh from my legs. Got a text to restart a server so I had to throw myself out of bed onto the floor. Then crawl to the other room cause I couldn't walk to where my laptop was so I could log in and restart the server.

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Smackems
08/01/21 10:11:53 PM
#255:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Seems like you try to treat caffeine like alcohol my man.

Yeah I can't handle weed like my wife. All of it knocks me on my ass. Last two times I did it I grabbed my dog and ran into the bathroom to play hide and seek with my wife without her knowing we were playing. She caught us.

Other time I felt sick in the middle of a work from home day. Laid in the bed with another of our dogs and he started licking the back of my legs under the blankets. Felt like he was licking the flesh from my legs. Got a text to restart a server so I had to throw myself out of bed onto the floor. Then crawl to the other room cause I couldn't walk to where my laptop was so I could log in and restart the server.
I do, yes

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ApherosyLove
08/01/21 10:18:06 PM
#256:


Shrooms tn

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Smackems
08/01/21 10:44:13 PM
#257:


Oh my god dude. I just ate 5 chiggin skrips, a big piece of cornbread, 5 cups of fresh peas, and 2 cupcakes. I'm full as fuck. Idk if I'm gonna make it

ApherosyLove posted...
Shrooms tn
Share pls

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MabusIncarnate
08/01/21 11:14:30 PM
#258:


Lots of fiber in peas

ApherosyLove posted...
Shrooms tn
Oh snap, don't forget to come visit us. If going outside for a walk barefoot seems like a bad idea, it probably is.

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MabusIncarnate
08/02/21 12:00:21 AM
#259:


Wife loves the Fast and Furious movies so i'm stuck here watching the newest 9th one and it's so bad.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/02/21 12:02:50 AM
#260:


What haven't they done yet? Drive a muscle car in space?

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MabusIncarnate
08/02/21 12:06:02 AM
#261:


Pretty much, tons of dude bros and lot of one liner cheese.

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Smackems
08/02/21 12:13:13 AM
#262:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Wife loves the Fast and Furious movies so i'm stuck here watching the newest 9th one and it's so bad.
Ewww

My condolences. I'm watching Record of Lodoss War

Yeah I'm actually watching something

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MabusIncarnate
08/02/21 12:22:09 AM
#263:


Holy fuck, Johnny if you don't give a shit about this movie read the spoiler

They literally just turned a fucking car into a rocket and two bros are on their way into space. Not even joking.

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Smackems
08/02/21 12:31:36 AM
#264:


Is it a fun movie at least

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/02/21 12:34:04 AM
#265:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Holy fuck, Johnny if you don't give a shit about this movie read the spoiler

They literally just turned a fucking car into a rocket and two bros are on their way into space. Not even joking.

That's it i'm officially a top tier movie writer.

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MabusIncarnate
08/02/21 12:38:54 AM
#266:


Smackems posted...
Is it a fun movie at least
Yeah they are entertaining at least, all things aside, there's always good action and chicks. The story has just gotten so beyond ridiculous at this point. It's not like watching Twilight or something, at least this is tolerable.

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TreyFlowers
08/02/21 6:02:58 AM
#267:


https://tinyurl.com/2h7b98be

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Smackems
08/02/21 9:54:35 AM
#268:


TreyFlowers posted...
https://tinyurl.com/2h7b98be
I want a stick of truth-esque rpg brawler co-op Futurama so bad

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IfGodCouldDie
08/02/21 9:58:19 AM
#269:


That would be fucking grand.

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BlazinBlue88
08/02/21 6:28:43 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/02/21 9:04:21 PM
#271:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
https://youtu.be/BQRmXwSj0PI

Excellent song choice sir.

Also fucking Florida breaking covid records when we should be way passed this.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/02/21 9:39:39 PM
#272:


@CanuckCowboy

Pamela Ware? Know her? Well you will because she scored a 0 on her olympic dive when she landed feet first in the water.

I can't really talk shit because I'd belly flop drunk and puke in the pool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9FBlrlkVRM

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Smackems
08/02/21 10:06:51 PM
#273:


Florida gonna Florida

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BlazinBlue88
08/03/21 8:36:00 AM
#274:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Excellent song choice sir.

Also fucking Florida breaking covid records when we should be way passed this.
Thanks man. That's one of my favorite albums. Wish we could have just gotten one more album from them.

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MI4 REAL
08/03/21 8:52:57 AM
#275:


Oldschool stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_7HTXkyTwQ

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 4:51:59 PM
#276:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
@CanuckCowboy

Pamela Ware? Know her? Well you will because she scored a 0 on her olympic dive when she landed feet first in the water.

I can't really talk shit because I'd belly flop drunk and puke in the pool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9FBlrlkVRM

Never heard of her.

Imma be honest I haven't heard of a canadian summer olympic athlete since like Donovan Bailey unless they were local or one person who was gonna be... I dunno I think she was gonna make the female bmx racing team but some scandal happened or some shit.

I've been working exceptionally reduced hours for 4 months and today I just found out were shutting down for a bit. I didnt work at all last summer, worked a lot last winter then since spring I've been working basically here and there.

I haven't wanted to bitch about it but realizing I'm actually unemployed again for the foreseeable future is fucked.

I've been carrying myself off limited savings for over a year now with the limited income and fuck me there's not much longer I can do this.

I have no idea what the fuck to do besides go build houses and hate my fucking job again so imma probly piss away a bunch of money trying to enjoy this bs smoked out summer and then go build houses for assholes again until I die. Lol.

I'm fucking old and the one thing I can make good money at I've come to fucking despise... I shoulda became a drug dealer back in the day I fucking swear.

I shouldn't complain but fuck I feel like I devoted my life to radio, that got fucked in the ass, then I got an awesome job and that got fucked in the ass, and I've spent my late 30s either hating my job intensely or losing the tiny ass nothing savings I had so that I could get by doing other shit.

I've got food and my bills are paid and I'm not facing homelessness or anything so I should be a lot happier but essentially I'm gonna end up being 40 and broke as fuck if something doesn't change real quick.

I feel like life has been a long slow downhill slide since 31 or so and that has nothing to do with aging so much as everything always being fucked after I did pretty great from 17 to 31.

Just fucking health problems and work shit and fuckaree my whole 30s.

Half the people in this topic are dealing with way worse though so ill shut the fuck up after this one ling rant.

Also I am thankful for the fact I can get ei. I shouldn't complain so much. If I didnt have ei as an option I'd be fucked inside 2 months. 3 max.

I'm gonna drink. Cause that makes sense.


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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 4:58:35 PM
#277:


This thing is cool as fuck.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/a16197/toyota-rv2-camping-car/

I want one.

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Smackems
08/03/21 5:17:10 PM
#278:


Am I dead

Oh shit I'm not dead

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Questionmarktarius
08/03/21 5:22:02 PM
#279:


CanuckCowboy posted...
This thing is cool as fuck.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/a16197/toyota-rv2-camping-car/

I want one.
If there's no toilet, I don't give a shit.
...literally and figuratively, I guess.
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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 5:27:38 PM
#280:


Questionmarktarius posted...
If there's no toilet, I don't give a shit.
...literally and figuratively, I guess.

Toilet schmoilet.

I can deal with the lack of a toilet... but also if I have a toilet then I want a shower too. And then its just fake camping.

Well not fake camping its still awesome but I dont mind going without and not having a full on trailer or motorhome.

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BlazinBlue88
08/03/21 5:31:06 PM
#281:


Finishing off the rum tonight paired with a big bowl of pho.

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Smackems
08/03/21 5:40:34 PM
#282:


If I don't have a toilet when I go camping then they'll think a murder happened where I shit

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TreyFlowers
08/03/21 5:43:17 PM
#283:


Smackems posted...
Am I dead

Oh shit I'm not dead

And I know, I'm not dead, because I, just threw up, in my own mouth, swallowed back, this hangovers not that bad

https://youtu.be/FYGULWwEduo

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 6:34:55 PM
#284:


How to tell if cat is attacking:

1- cat is not attack.



2-cat may possibly be attack. More information is needed.



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Smackems
08/03/21 7:41:01 PM
#285:


As for your thing canuck. Nothin to it but to do it. Go find something else you'd semi enjoy. Destroy houses maybe

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/21 7:50:33 PM
#286:


Yeah Canuck shit gets fucked up. Life is all over the place. It's like where I work now I just got moved up into a higher IT level and i'm sitting there thinking this is great but we're losing more people than we can gain so I don't know how much longer they'll be able to do it.

I told my fiancee our backup plan is we'll have to set up an OF thing so I can put feet pics of her up there. That's the most I would do and people love feet so $$$$$$

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Questionmarktarius
08/03/21 7:59:08 PM
#287:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Well not fake camping its still awesome but I dont mind going without and not having a full on trailer or motorhome.
All camping needs is being outside of cellphone service, even your service is great where you are.
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/21 8:03:18 PM
#288:


Luckily I only have 4 beers left because I gotta get up at 5am to go to work tomorrow.

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Smackems
08/03/21 8:10:15 PM
#289:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah Canuck shit gets fucked up. Life is all over the place. It's like where I work now I just got moved up into a higher IT level and i'm sitting there thinking this is great but we're losing more people than we can gain so I don't know how much longer they'll be able to do it.

I told my fiancee our backup plan is we'll have to set up an OF thing so I can put feet pics of her up there. That's the most I would do and people love feet so $$$$$$
No no, we want YOUR feet

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 8:23:28 PM
#290:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah Canuck shit gets fucked up. Life is all over the place. It's like where I work now I just got moved up into a higher IT level and i'm sitting there thinking this is great but we're losing more people than we can gain so I don't know how much longer they'll be able to do it.

I told my fiancee our backup plan is we'll have to set up an OF thing so I can put feet pics of her up there. That's the most I would do and people love feet so $$$$$$

Yeah man. It really is just... take it for what it is and make the best of it.
Questionmarktarius posted...
All camping needs is being outside of cellphone service, even your service is great where you are.

I really love fires under the stars though.

Not that thats an option here... the way the fire season is having an open fire is approximate to coughing in people's faces but essentially worse if less likely to get called out

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/21 8:26:38 PM
#291:


Smackems posted...
No no, we want YOUR feet

You think this will get us a million?




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BlazinBlue88
08/03/21 8:31:07 PM
#292:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I just got moved up into a higher IT level a
Congrats man. What are the new responsibilities/job title?

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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 8:31:28 PM
#293:


Smackems posted...
As for your thing canuck. Nothin to it but to do it. Go find something else you'd semi enjoy. Destroy houses maybe

You're right. Work to live dont live to work.

Somehow maybe this is the best thing.

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Xethuminra
08/03/21 8:31:56 PM
#294:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You think this will get us a million?


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CanuckCowboy
08/03/21 8:32:14 PM
#295:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Congrats man. What are the new responsibilities/job title?

Also yeah this. Sorry johnny. Thanks and sorry.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/21 8:33:22 PM
#296:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Congrats man. What are the new responsibilities/job title?

We're switching all our shit to cloud based so we wanted to re-do all our policies and for my location I get to manage the whole thing. It gives me a lot more control so I can make my life easier too.

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Questionmarktarius
08/03/21 8:34:56 PM
#297:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Dad?

...mom?
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BlazinBlue88
08/03/21 8:35:02 PM
#298:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
We're switching all our shit to cloud based so we wanted to re-do all our policies and for my location I get to manage the whole thing. It gives me a lot more control so I can make my life easier too.
Azure or AWS?

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/21 8:36:06 PM
#299:


Azure.

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Smackems
08/03/21 8:51:54 PM
#300:


I love camping. I do have to have a bathroom though, and due to my job, I have to have cell phone service. And it's rare to have the latter. The way it usually shakes out is I have to get old folks to have family members at the ready, similar to what I do on weekends

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