Current Events > DSPGaming General XXI: The Notorious B.E.G

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Adolf Piggler is threatening to ban detractors.

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I am at a loss for words.

He is so uninmaginably tonedeaf, he doesn't think before he speaks and is so out of touch it's almost impressive.

He doesn't want to be compared to a certain dictator, yet literally goes on a dictatorial rant.

How on earth can he have looked at that hat and decide THAT one was the best choice.

Holy shit.

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He also has the biggest victim complex on earth.

Dude is the poster boy of privilege, and getting angry when he isn't catered to for the first time in his life.

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Stuff like this is why trolls don't need to mess with DSP. He will always be his own greatest detractor.

pokeytrader posted...

Stuff like this is why trolls don't need to mess with DSP. He will always be his own greatest detractor.

Exactly, I mean, lets say I was dumb enough to buy a hat like that.

If I looked at only half the reactions in my chat, I would draw the conclusion that it was a bad idea and never wear it again. The feedback speaks for itself.

But not Phil.

Not only will he NOT take feedback to heart, he will double down and get rid of anyone making a negative comment about it.

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Also, if he had shown the hats first instead of immediately hiding them behind a $150 paywall, someone could have pointed out to him that he might get mocked for wearing that hat, and he could have quietly retired it without wearing it.

This might actually work out for him, though. If his viewers believe he genuinely doesn't want to wear the "Nazi hat," then they'll probably pay to see it.

I dunno if we can link to the subreddit here, but the nazi hat memes over there are pretty ace.

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Lmao, they're great. The subreddit is ok to link.

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They gave me a fantastic title for the next topic: Acksis Powers.

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I mean dude's name is the King of Hate.

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1428272611482427408

There it is.

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LightningAce11 posted...

Lmao, they're great. The subreddit is ok to link.

LOL Don't know man - that one post with the german music with a phill on a black and white tv screen is a bit much.

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Phil really is his own worst enemy. Just as he was getting boring a new bit of drama starts up again.

We're in the Nazi arc now.


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His fanbase are just plain sad. Paying $150 to see a fat whale put on a vest and grungy hat.
https://preview.redd.it/gou7cz82gei71.jpg?width=308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9218918fbcdcba32b87826c63b9a098763f1809

Amazing money well spent.

The Third Roach

Pigreich


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Did he just pick that blue camo hat at random? It's bland, generic, and has nothing to do with DSP, his stream, or gaming in general. A baseball cap would have been more interesting.

LightningAce11 posted...

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1428272611482427408

There it is.

He claims that it is in the style of M. Bison, who IS a dictator. Like it has been said: he is his own worst enemy. Just laugh it off and move on, but since Phil is incapable of taking a loss, he will defend it to the death because he is right in his own mind.

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I feel like there's definitely some obvious influences in M. Bison's style, he even has a Sig rune on his belt buckle

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https://youtu.be/n6fkjr8_tLA

Lol, damn.

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Phil is confused and bothered that he can't buy Ghost of Tsushima DLC on his PSN account when the game itself was bought on his wife's account.

Also, this means his wife buys a significant amount of the games he plays for his business, removing yet another element for his money to go to.

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https://youtu.be/Awa-1DXijUE

He keeps calling his wife his mother. There really is something wrong with him.

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She's not his wife in the regular sense.

They're two weirdos cohabiting a house with a declawed cat. He doesn't know anything about her work schedule or hobbies or friends, all he knows is she feeds him when he is hungry.

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How many times has he accidentally started to call her mom? I feel like it's been more than just two or three times. This is yet another instance where he makes himself look bad. Plenty of people suggested Kat was his maid, but he's the first one to make the connection to his mother.

I'm beginning to think he has a mommy kink and that all of his pretending to be prudish is really just a deflection from stuff he likes

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I don't think there's any kink to it. Kat simply fulfills the same role that his mom did (cooking, cleaning, listening to his complaints), so he slips up and calls her mom from time to time. I honestly believe there is no sexual component to their relationship at all, not for any weird reasons but just because neither of them have any interest in that.

pokeytrader posted...

I don't think there's any kink to it. Kat simply fulfills the same role that his mom did (cooking, cleaning, listening to his complaints), so he slips up and calls her mom from time to time. I honestly believe there is no sexual component to their relationship at all, not for any weird reasons but just because neither of them have any interest in that.

I agrew with this, I doubt this is some kind of kink/mommy issue. The fact that he keeps calling her mom is just how he views her: a surrogate mother.

She cleans, cooks and puts up with him. I doubt they have sex often, if at all. In an old video, you could hear Leanna complain that she basically was a maid and had needs thay weren't met.

Given Kat's... uh... 'personallity' I doubt she is very demanding. I wouldn't be surprised if they lived completely seperate lives.

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So is nobody going to address how his cat has some big health issues according to him right now, but because he's such a slimeball he'd rather have it suffer for a couple days than take an emergency day off to bring it to the vet?

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Crystals in bladder is literally a death sentence. That's not something you can wait on.

dancing_cactuar posted...

So is nobody going to address how his cat has some big health issues according to him right now, but because he's such a slimeball he'd rather have it suffer for a couple days than take an emergency day off to bring it to the vet?

Yeah holy shit I saw that. Poor thing has UTI and instead of taking it straight to the vet he chose to do it on Tuesday instead.

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Balnazarr posted...

Crystals in bladder is literally a death sentence. That's not something you can wait on.

He's always treated his cat like absolute trash, like how the thing needed to be drinking water from his bamboo plants at night since it's locked up in a room with absolutely fucking nothing any time Dave goes to sleep, but this really is a new low.

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According to Phil, getting a pet to improve your mental wellbeing during COVID lockdown is irresponsible. But having a pet while your financial situation is so bad you need to beg for money every day is not irresponsible?

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DeadBankerDream posted...

According to Phil, getting a pet to improve your mental wellbeing during COVID lockdown is irresponsible. But having a pet while your financial situation is so bad you need to beg for money every day is not irresponsible?

Could you provide some context here, please?

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I cant remember the clip, probably from an1337, he was talking about needing to take Jasper to the vet and as he always does he can't just talk about a situation without shitting on everyone else. So he could not just say that there was a long queue to get admittance, which sucks, he also had to point out how there's a long queue because all these irresponsible pet owners who bought a pet to entertain them during lockdown and now they don't know what to do with them.

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I know I shouldn't, but I am mad at Phil.

For starters, UTIs are lethal for cats if left untreated for too long. Leave it to Phil to make a drama out of it, rather than putting the cat's health first. And no doubt there will be a fundraiser too.

Secondly, the fact that his cat has a UTI is a testamemt to how the poor thing is treated. I have cats for 15 years now, not once did they get a UTI. Wanna know how? By properly cleaning the litterbox. If you don't take care of it, they will piss and shit over the floor (which is a good sign there is something wrong).

Lastly, instead of taking his cat to an emergency vet, he is just gonna wait till tuesday. Like I said, UTIs can be lethal if left unatended.

Fucker needs his cat taken away from him and placed in a proper loving home.

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This Jasper thing reminds me of something I was thinking about: DSP can never say the right thing. If he lies, he lies badly, and only the dumbest of DSP loyalists believe anything he says. If he tells the truth (which he is presumably doing with Jasper), he still sounds like a stupid and terrible person because he's so narcissistic and delusional that he doesn't understand basic concepts like immediately taking your pet to the vet if it is seriously sick. He's put himself in a position where anything he says--truth or lie--makes him look bad.

Yeah expect an insane rant on stream when people call him out on this.

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I don't give a fuck about how much he screws up his own life. But animal abuse really gets to me.

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https://youtu.be/P6gSOt35K7Q

• He did take him to the vet, but the wait was really long. Last time they got some meds for him
• The wait is so long because too many people bought pets during COVID to make them happy, but they didn't know what to do with their pets, so all the vets are overworked
• Hasn't asked for money yet

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Oh Jasper is much better. It's all no biggie. Fucking A.

Bad_Mojo posted...

Hasn't asked for money yet

I assume any time DSP relates a negative experience, and especially one that would have cost him money, he's looking for pity bucks.

Balnazarr posted...

Oh Jasper is much better. It's all no biggie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4vbAz3-jvs

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Alright, pokeytrader just insulted me so I'm gonna ban his ass outta my stream.

Goodbye morahn!

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LightningAce11 posted...

Alright, pokeytrader just insulted me so I'm gonna ban his ass outta my stream.

Goodbye morahn!

The only way to respond to this is with an apology attached to a big tip.

lmao, three of the four new hats supposed to revitalize viewer's desire to reach the tips goal are camo hats with minor differences. Such fucking originality.

And of course, the last one is a nazi hat.

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How hard would it have been to pick out four distinct hats? A small child could have done it. The man doesn't have an ounce of creativity left in his rapidly deteriorating body.

The Nazi Hat really has Phil fucked up. He thought it was gonna be the new Platinum Vest trying to be like M. Bison but it just looks incredibly questionable lol.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viWXoLTlnwk

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LightningAce11 posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viWXoLTlnwk

LOL I saw that live and he messed it up the first try because his glasses had some kind of gunk all over them.

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dancing_cactuar posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4vbAz3-jvs
That Seattle air sure is something!

So either:

He lied about Jasper being sick, for sympathy. Making him a piece of shit.
He greatly exaggarated Jasper being sick, for sympathy. Making him a piece of shit.

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Did he say Jasper was all better? I only see the post about the Seattle Air, lol

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