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LightningAce11
08/05/21 8:26:07 PM
#252:


Lol OIC was outed as a kiwi farms member. Phil is denying everything.

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LightningAce11
08/05/21 9:51:31 PM
#253:


https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion/comments/oyuzj5/hes_regressing_back_to_the_old_ways/

Made a "joke" about a black woman robbing someone then got angry at chat for calling them out saying "you're the real racists!"

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mybbqrules
08/05/21 10:13:18 PM
#254:


KiwiTerraRizing posted...
https://youtu.be/IRT1kLrUNNQ
Honestly, if somebody paid Cornette to roast me by name I couldn't even be mad.

It would be like someone paying to have Gordon Ramsey cook for me.

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DeadBankerDream
08/06/21 12:37:29 AM
#255:


mybbqrules posted...
Honestly, if somebody paid Cornette to roast me by name I couldn't even be mad.

It would be like someone paying to have Gordon Ramsey cook for me.
That would be a normal reaction. Phil's reaction was to rant about how his trolls are insane for throwing money away to get a dude to lie since he has no clue who Phil actually is. So projection again, since his fans just throw money away every time they donate. I was on his stream for 5 minutes yesterday and Snowkarl made a donation and Phil's response was "we already talked about that Snowkarl so I'm not reading it aloud."

Money literally down a drain.

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pokeytrader
08/06/21 1:02:15 AM
#256:


$7 in tips on the late stream.
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LightningAce11
08/06/21 1:17:23 AM
#257:


He's once again blaming the game for low tips. He doesn't seem to get that he's not entertaining unless drama happens and he's raging.


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LightningAce11
08/06/21 1:40:35 AM
#258:


https://youtu.be/-CSGvyUIrr0

Uhhhh, this is paranoia.

He heard a noise, feared it was a burglar and went to check it out.

It was just Kat returning from work. He said "I was scared and thought I would have to beat somebody up".

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pokeytrader
08/06/21 2:09:02 AM
#259:


Unless the burglar was an 11-year-old girl who just called him an idiot, he wasn't going to do anything,
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Nazanir
08/06/21 5:26:49 AM
#260:


LightningAce11 posted...
He's once again blaming the game for low tips. He doesn't seem to get that he's not entertaining unless drama happens and he's raging.
He never learned to practice what you preach.

How often does he say "if you like the content, please support it".

That means if you aren't getting any support, people don't like the content. An average person will know that means they have to make improvements. In Phil's mind it means he has to look for an outside source of the problem, rather than looking inward.

Now this works as long as you have whales to keep you afloat. But as we've seen, without his whales, he is nothing.

He does nothing to improve his content. Doesn't do colabs, doesn't play with his viewers, does norhing to reach a larger audience. Yet he will guilt trip his audience every chance he gets, because it is never his fault.

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pokeytrader
08/06/21 7:13:59 AM
#261:


The night stream has been a problem for a long time. Remember all those Danganronpa streams where Pastryarchy's $50 tip was 3/4 or more of the total? Yet rather than making any changes to generate interest from others, he continued to play that game for one person. If he wasn't so lazy and stupid, he'd add an extra couple hours to the far more profitable day stream and scrap the night stream altogether.
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LightningAce11
08/06/21 7:52:38 PM
#262:


Only $7 the last stream, he's going insane.

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Bad_Mojo
08/06/21 8:20:47 PM
#263:


LightningAce11 posted...
Only $7 the last stream, he's going insane.


lmao

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DevilZhouYu
08/06/21 9:56:53 PM
#264:


Has he officially milked his paypigs dry?
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Balnazarr
08/07/21 12:36:53 AM
#265:


DevilZhouYu posted...
Has he officially milked his paypigs dry?

Nope, $200 daystream majority all one person.
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pokeytrader
08/07/21 1:13:19 AM
#266:


DevilZhouYu posted...
Has he officially milked his paypigs dry?
His whales still have money, but the smaller supporters have mostly stopped tipping. Like everything else, this is DSP's fault. He bitches so much about "support being slow" that it is clear even to his legit fans that he is not grateful for the smaller tips, only the big $50+ tips. So he is now being kept afloat almost entirely by just a few whales, which is a moronic way to operate.
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Nazanir
08/07/21 8:19:01 AM
#267:


Balnazarr posted...
Nope, $200 daystream majority all one person.
And still ge acts like the nightstream is his sole income.

He still makes over 200 dollars a day, but he makes it seem like he only made that 7.

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Balnazarr
08/07/21 1:22:10 PM
#268:


He still makes over 200 dollars a day, but he makes it seem like he only made that 7.

That's a LIMB you stupid child. ack ack ack. Don't you know DSP only gets what he earns from one stream. By next stream he has no money.
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pokeytrader
08/07/21 2:36:24 PM
#269:


The marathon tip goal is only $300? That's the most reasonable thing he's done in years.
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DeadBankerDream
08/07/21 2:41:20 PM
#270:


I'm so confused. On one hand, that's a very reasonable tips goal for a marathon, if you have to have a tips goal.

But it makes no fucking sense compared to his usual goals, or his constant narrative that he's essentially in poverty.

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pokeytrader
08/07/21 2:47:21 PM
#271:


He said it's not a fundraising marathon, so I guess it's just one slightly longer stream (featuring Feasting With The King) instead of two, with the combined tips goals of both streams. As much as I hate giving him credit for anything, it's actually a good idea.
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DevilZhouYu
08/07/21 6:18:39 PM
#272:


pokeytrader posted...
He said it's not a fundraising marathon, so I guess it's just one slightly longer stream (featuring Feasting With The King) instead of two, with the combined tips goals of both streams. As much as I hate giving him credit for anything, it's actually a good idea.
It's something he should have done fucking AGES ago.

I guarantee he would have been MUCH better off had he done this instead of two streams a day bleeding his whales and piggies dry.
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LightningAce11
08/07/21 7:41:59 PM
#273:


Now he's eating food from that fast food place sonic.

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DeadBankerDream
08/08/21 2:38:04 AM
#274:


Imagine not wearing the Sonic hat while eating food from Sonic.

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pokeytrader
08/08/21 2:54:08 AM
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LightningAce11
08/08/21 6:41:08 PM
#276:


I think the funniest thing is how being a pro fighting game player got him into debt. He took out loans and new credit cards to attend and play events when the prize pool was only a few thousand dollars, and he lost hundreds in money matches.

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Slayer_22
08/08/21 10:11:52 PM
#277:


pokeytrader posted...


Does he make that face every time
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LightningAce11
08/08/21 11:37:29 PM
#278:


He threatened to hold another fund-raiser if tips goals aren't met.

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LightningAce11
08/09/21 3:42:56 AM
#279:


https://youtu.be/O5JV3-2Y0k0

Guys please look at this thumbnail.

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pokeytrader
08/09/21 3:51:55 AM
#280:


LightningAce11 posted...
https://youtu.be/O5JV3-2Y0k0

Guys please look at this thumbnail.
What, seeing a picture of a fat, greasy-looking guy itching his nose doesn't make you want to watch the video?
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LightningAce11
08/10/21 12:13:59 AM
#281:


He raised the minimum tip so he doesn't have to pay the PayPal fee.

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Nazanir
08/10/21 4:55:30 AM
#282:


LightningAce11 posted...
He raised the minimum tip so he doesn't have to pay the PayPal fee.
Imagine being such an ungrateful asshole that you enforce a minimum tip.

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LightningAce11
08/10/21 5:14:15 AM
#283:


Nazanir posted...
Imagine being such an ungrateful asshole that you enforce a minimum tip.
It's not just him, many other streamers are doing this. Greed is massively strong.

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pokeytrader
08/10/21 5:19:41 AM
#284:


He hasn't updated his Patreon in years and can't take the time out of his incredibly busy schedule to improve even the smallest aspect of his stream, but when there's a minor change to his tips, he's all over it.
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Nazanir
08/10/21 10:23:39 AM
#285:


LightningAce11 posted...
It's not just him, many other streamers are doing this. Greed is massively strong.
God I hope so many streamers lose viewers over this. I mean, we give Phil a lot of shit for being greedy, but all these assholes believe they are entitled to money.

Get a fucking job, at least you'll have a contract that guarantees hourly wages not influenced by outside sources.

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Nazanir
08/11/21 9:38:02 AM
#286:


If you think about it, Phil is actually LARPing being an adult:

He has an "office" where he has his "job" where he "works" for his "business".

But all he does is being an online panhandler. And a toxic one at that.

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DeadBankerDream
08/11/21 9:44:04 AM
#287:


What was the minimum tip before and what is it now?

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Nazanir
08/11/21 2:01:20 PM
#288:


DeadBankerDream posted...
What was the minimum tip before and what is it now?
I think it was 1.30 and now it's 1.50.

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BurmesePenguin
08/11/21 2:02:09 PM
#289:


Honestly, thats fine.
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LightningAce11
08/11/21 5:34:53 PM
#290:


New positive change was a battery pack for his controller.

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DeadBankerDream
08/11/21 5:37:41 PM
#291:


His definition of positivity is insane.

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Bad_Mojo
08/11/21 8:24:30 PM
#292:


DeadBankerDream posted...
His definition of positivity is insane.

Thats why were here

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LightningAce11
08/11/21 8:31:29 PM
#293:


There's a dsp translator out there somewhere.

Truth of the matter = I'm going to lie my ass off.

Positive = gives me money

Negative = does not give me money

Bust my ass = do the bare minimum


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Balnazarr
08/12/21 12:08:54 AM
#294:


Begging real hard. OiC flexing his mod powers. Of course his begging always fucking works. Insane.
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dancing_cactuar
08/12/21 2:05:30 AM
#295:


Nazanir posted...
God I hope so many streamers lose viewers over this. I mean, we give Phil a lot of shit for being greedy, but all these assholes believe they are entitled to money.

Get a fucking job, at least you'll have a contract that guarantees hourly wages not influenced by outside sources.
I have no idea why the fuck anyone would want to be a streamer as a career, it's volatile as all hell given how awful the systems at Twitch and Youtube work, and when would the cutoff point for retirement be? I guess they'd have a nest egg built up, but to what end? They going to be streaming Street Fighter XI and Tekken 15 when they're 80 or some shit?

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pokeytrader
08/12/21 5:51:31 AM
#296:


https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1425735263813206016?s=20

Yeah, he's doing fine; it's the trolls who are struggling. Also, marathon on Saturday to raise funds to pay his mortgage/utilities.
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g0ldie
08/12/21 12:55:38 PM
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MC_BatCommander
08/12/21 12:57:18 PM
#298:


Remember when his bankruptcy was gonna solve his money problems and we were just jealous of his success?

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pokeytrader
08/12/21 1:11:32 PM
#299:


The upcoming marathon is apparently being held because the daily tips goal was not reached often enough during the week. So because his fans can't give him $300 every day, their punishment is that they have to give him even more money during another dull marathon of Fallout: New Vegas.

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DeadBankerDream
08/12/21 1:50:19 PM
#300:


Apparently during the last gamepass marathon he was largely playing games he had already played before, like Halo.

I don't understand what the point of a game pass marathon is if not to play a variety of new shit in succession.

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