Current Events > DSPGaming General XXI: The Notorious B.E.G

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There's also the fact that if he received his payment a day late or so, he could actually, y'know, cancel one of the TWO streams he does to go shopping. He makes his own schedule, but strictly adheres to it as if someone will fire him if he doesn't stream. He's his own boss and can do anything he pleases. Most other streamers, if they were planning something and something else came up, they would schedule it for another day. They are flexible and DSP is not flexible at all. He says he watched her play Yakuza, but he was probably sitting there and watching his phone for the payment the entire time.

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Everything that has been said in the last few posts can be condenced to Phil trying to make hisife harder than it actually is.

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Why does he keep referring to his wife as "his family"?

I suppose its not technically incorrect, but it seems weird as shit to me.

Wait hold on, he played Mass Effect 1 and 3 off the Legendary Edition, but he skipped ME2? In a series where your choices carry over in each installment?

Is this for real?

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Don't forget his son Jasper

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Hey always makes his life sound hard. Talks about how he busts his ass 6 days a week, when he puts in the minimum amount of effort into those streams and has to "babysit" his uploads.

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He doesn't even pull a 40 hour work week and talks about how much he's busting his ass lol

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PayPal is down, he's freaking out even though he got 300 in sueprchats.

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Lmao

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Guys, he won't be able to get the new stuff coming out in Champions. Give him a break!
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Nazanir posted...

Everything that has been said in the last few posts can be condenced to Phil trying to make his life sound harder than it actually is.

And even most of his actual problems are entirely of his own making and could be solved (or at least improved) if he bothered working on them. Case in point, he was recently complaining that he couldn't start a new game that viewers suggested to him because he was already playing too many games. Well, whose fault is it that every game in his lineup drags on forever because of lengthy prestreams, multiple breaks, and constant interruptions in gameplay so that he can beg?

So, has the bastard tried to make the Chris Chan drama about him yet?

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Nintendo_Porn posted...

So, has the bastard tried to make the Chris Chan drama about him yet?

He'll probably do it tomorrow. He hasn't had time to do his daily Kiwifarms read-through.
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He regaled us with a story of how he took best buy to court and won unemployment payments after he proved that they fired him with no cause.

He still thinks that twitch can't ban people for any reason.

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Wait, what happened with Cristina Chan?

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1421328589237088258?s=19

Despite?

He makes it sound like streams are only fun when people can tip him. Granted, Phil is only in a good mood if people give him.tips, not superchats or subs.

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He finally finished Danganronpa, a game that few seemed to care about and which consistently missed the tip goal. But Pastryarchy tipped $50 every stream (what a colossal fucking waste of money), so he kept playing it.

Nazanir posted...

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1421328589237088258?s=19

Despite?

He makes it sound like streams are only fun when people can tip him. Granted, Phil is only in a good mood if people give him.tips, not superchats or subs.

he keeps referring to tips as "positivity"

Stuff like "We didn't reach the tips goal for the night stream, which ruins all the positivity from the day stream"

I do understand needing to make money (though he's obviously making enough), but his language constantly says that literally nothing else matters to him.

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Bad_Mojo posted...

Wait, what happened with Cristina Chan?

Do yourself a favor, and don't look...

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Why? Ive been catching up on the lore, but still years behind

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Bad_Mojo posted...

Why? Ive been catching up on the lore, but still years behind

Don't get into it, lets say it could ruin you.

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.what the fuck?! Holy shit

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Lol it's so easy to derail the stream, just say paypal is down and he starts sweating.

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I suppose that's one positive thing you can say about DSP: he will never sink to the depths of some of the truly horrible lolcows. He will simply continue to sit on his couch, running his scam and yelling at games while his body and mind slowly rot away.

So he's got a marathon scheduled for August 7th, which is less than a month since his last marathon. Greed is massively strong.

Which marathon

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The schedule on his Twitter says it's a Gamepass Marathon Event.

That sounds like it would bring in a lot less attention from non-regulars than a dedicated game marathon, but I guess those people only donate a fraction of the total, so I guess he wouldn't care.

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Which is worse: immature sex jokes every 3 minutes Phil or mature, serious, and MARRIED, STUPID Phil?

Watching some older TIHYDPs and I have to say, I actually prefer the former. Sure, he was annoying as fuck but he genuinely seemed to be having fun with games, or at least trying to. I can't even watch newer TIHYDPs because he's just gotten so fucking boring, even to make fun of.

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Storm Chamber posted...

Which is worse: immature sex jokes every 3 minutes Phil or mature, serious, and MARRIED, STUPID Phil?

Watching some older TIHYDPs and I have to say, I actually prefer the former. Sure, he was annoying as fuck but he genuinely seemed to be having fun with games, or at least trying to. I can't even watch newer TIHYDPs because he's just gotten so fucking boring, even to make fun of.

Exactly. Being boring is one of the worst sins you can commit in any form of entertainment. Something bad can at least be enjoyed ironically, but boring can't be salvaged.

When he plays weekly Call of Duty or Street Fighter does nobody in his chat ever join him or play against him? I don't watch the streams, only the detractor highlights and it's always just a lonely manchild playing multiplayer games by himself and complaining about everything.

I know he doesn't want to do party games with his audience, but are nobody actually invested in the games he play enough to just jump in with him? His audience that watches him play Street Fighter doesn't give a shit about Street Fighter and are literally just in it to watch the dude sit there producing subpar gameplay and complaining about everything and occasionally interacting with people when they pay to ask him a question?

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DeadBankerDream posted...

When he plays weekly Call of Duty or Street Fighter does nobody in his chat ever join him or play against him? I don't watch the streams, only the detractor highlights and it's always just a lonely manchild playing multiplayer games by himself and complaining about everything.

I know he doesn't want to do party games with his audience, but are nobody actually invested in the games he play enough to just jump in with him? His audience that watches him play Street Fighter doesn't give a shit about Street Fighter and are literally just in it to watch the dude sit there producing subpar gameplay and complaining about everything and occasionally interacting with people when they pay to ask him a question?

Nope. He doesn't want ANYTHING to do with his fanbase.

Well, except bleed them dry of their money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhHOxN9NDLo

Doesn't do the tutorial, gets stuck and whines for 15 minutes.

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Only $26 in tips on the late stream. Without whales, this is what his support looks like.

*thigh slap*

I can't stream this game with low contributions. $150 is nothing compared to what the big streamers make. If you guys like the stream, PLEASE SUPPORT!

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He got a new chair. A gaming chair.

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An overpriced Chinese knockoff.

Also he supposedly admitted to declawing Jasper, stating that he would jump and claw on everything. Can cats claw well with back paws?

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Yeah there's gonna be a lot of raging and drama after this.

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So he tweets the day before that there are changes coming to the stream... and of course it's just a new chair, which changes nothing.

Pretty much any "changes" to his streams have been things for him only. We know he isn't going to change anything that would make his stream better for his viewers.

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"Come watch me sit on my lazy ass in a different chair while I play the same games and beg the same way I always do!"

https://youtu.be/aotbRZRN4Fg

Secret hands down has the best editing skills of any "detractor."

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Nintendo_Porn posted...

https://youtu.be/aotbRZRN4Fg

Secret hands down has the best editing skills of any "detractor."

As much Phil hates and rags on his detractors, ironically they put in more effort than he does.

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Phil loves talking about food. Anything else he'll give one word answers or refuse to elaborate, but for food he'll talk for hours and go into so much detail George RR Martin would blush.

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I imagine that eating is one of the few things in life that brings him any enjoyment. He has no passions or hobbies. I don't think he watches wrestling anymore, and his past interest in fighting games only serves to remind him how far he's fallen since then. Even getting a big tip is only a temporary high. But food will always be there for him.

DSP doesn't watch wrestling anymore? Damn lol.
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Slayer_22 posted...

DSP doesn't watch wrestling anymore? Damn lol.

He said he didn't and then banned someone for spoiling a match. Granted this was a while ago, so I don't know if he actually still watches.

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It's possible he's lying about watching wrestling in order to avoid having people bring up WWE Champions. However, even before people were speculating about his gacha addiction, he rarely had anything to say about wrestling and would answer most wrestling questions by saying he had no opinion, which is odd for someone who used to be a big WWE fan. I think it's entirely possible that he simply lost interest.

OIC allegedly demodded. He revealed he posts on KF. Of course DSP rushes to defend him and say the accusations are bullshit and made up. Amazing.