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So piggy got a new xbox?

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Tag

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He clearly needed it.
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@Bad_Mojo

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Wow, what a coincidence that after a big begathon he gets gifted a sealed Xbox Series X!

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What a coincidence, indeed!

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How could he be lying about not buying it himself?

1] If he had money to spend he would pay his bills!
2] How could he use the Fundraiser money to buy it? Wouldn't come so quickly!

If you say otherwise, you're banned.

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Thanks for the tagging.

Err...Even if his fanbase is indoctrinated - no one is dumb enough to pay scalper prices to give that fucker a game console. He's so dumb he didn't even wait to make it credible.

Also, great title, but didn't we do that one, or was that just a post someone made? Can't remember...

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The notorious chase
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Nah he definitely bought it earlier and used the marathon as an excuse to cover the costs.

How his whales, who have a lot of money to donate don't realize that people don't pay bills every day is beyond me.

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25 pushup tag

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MC_BatCommander posted...

25 pushup tag

Even fucking wingsofredemption did 10 push-ups on camera for money, this dude walked behind it, said the numbers out loud and came back pretending to be out of breath.

Never mind that he considers carrying groceries to be a workout, he got angry and insulted the user after he didn't donate. That's a great way to get contributions!

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His whales LOVE it when he lies. They're all psychologically fucked in the head. DSP literally just retconned doing push ups. he said his camera wouldn't allow him too...goes ahead and films his fucking xbox. "DSP I never said that. Have a nice LIMB ack ack ack". How convenient. he had a fan just randomly gift it. They had a perfectly sealed, never used XsX just laying around for no reason. Then one day they gift it to DSP for no real reason with express shipping. His whales have showered him in money for his scam. You can't question him or his thought police mods or Big Brother LIMB you in seconds.

If you think DSP is going anywhere; you're dumber then his fucking braindead fanbase. I can't deal with this bullshit. It's gone too far.

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It's fascinating...To watch abuse victims, and their behavior.

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I was on his stream a bit last night to watch his xbox ridiculousness and his chat was full of self congratulatory fans saying shit like "trolls up in arms tonight, LOL" even though I saw like 5 troll posts at most.

Snowkarl was all "nothing can bring down out king, he endures despite the world being against him."

And I was just thinking, dude, every time you donate he shits all over you. He must get off on it.

Also I can't wait for him to beg himself to a new Xbox X controller because he can't figure out how to use it and think its broken.

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Nintendo_Porn posted...

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It's fascinating...To watch abuse victims, and their behavior.

Its literally like a cult now. Anything negative about DSP gets you unpersoned.

Snowkarl, like many other chatters, tosses his disability/welfare money at phil only to get insulted.

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Snowkarl is a special case, very weird. He pushes Phil to get banned then runs to the detractor restreams and tries to be involved there until he begs Phil to come back.

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What's really telling about the new Xbox is how he is praising gamepass and how he now can play games "without risk".

Motherfucker has had a base X1 for god know how long to try gamepass and all manner of games, but now he has the next gen model, NOW he can try it.

His logic is so broken beyond comprehension.

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It's hilarious that he thinks this "gifted" Xbox will benefit his streams in any way. You could give this greedy asshole every console and game that ever existed, and his streams would still be lazy, unwatchable garbage. As with every aspect of his life, the problem is DSP himself.

Of course he bitched and whined about microsoft while struggling to set up the xbox.

Outraged that they would dare show a code to sync up his controller because people could have stolen it. Maybe don't set it up on stream? Why are streamers so entitled? Everything has to cater to them.

Lmao, someone managed to steal a code and take over his xbox.

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LightningAce11 posted...

Of course he bitched and whined about microsoft while struggling to set up the xbox.

Outraged that they would dare show a code to sync up his controller because people could have stolen it. Maybe don't set it up on stream? Why are streamers so entitled? Everything has to cater to them.

Lmao, someone managed to steal a code and take over his xbox.

Incredible.
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Vyrulisse posted...

Snowkarl is a special case, very weird. He pushes Phil to get banned then runs to the detractor restreams and tries to be involved there until he begs Phil to come back.

Snowkarl is a detractor but, a dumb one. He just likes throwing a dollar at DSP to see him dance.

Troll tipping is obviously dumb, but since most of DSP's income these days comes from big tips made by whales, I don't think it makes a difference the way it used to. I don't know what Snowkarl's deal is, but he is pretty good at baiting DSP into long-winded rants.

It bugs me worse than it should that he just lies to people like that

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pokeytrader posted...

Troll tipping is obviously dumb, but since most of DSP's income these days comes from big tips made by whales, I don't think it makes a difference the way it used to. I don't know what Snowkarl's deal is, but he is pretty good at baiting DSP into long-winded rants.

He literally considers the minimum tip pittance if that one Danganronpa stream was any indication, Snowkarl can go bait out as many hilarious 20 minute rants as he can with his $1.30 for all I care.

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DSP hs successfully brainwashed his entire meager fanbase into being mindless drones who never question anything he ever says. Whatever Phil says is right is right and if you disagree LIMB'd.

dancing_cactuar posted...

He literally considers the minimum tip pittance if that one Danganronpa stream was any indication, Snowkarl can go bait out as many hilarious 20 minute rants as he can with his $1.30 for all I care.

DSP never said that. You're just a detractor making up lies again. ack ack ack.

Remember when he used to say that even a dollar helps him? Funny how he abandoned that philosophy.

I remember in one of the recent videos, I think from mrhuth he's talking about contributions and at some point he says "contributions were bad tonight. I got 70+ dollars in superchats, but support was low"

He doesn't consider it support to give him money in any way other than tips.

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What's LIMB?
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I really wish that there were more DSP YTPs out there, the ones that exist are pretty gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdeJ_Z6a-cE

Slayer_22 posted...

What's LIMB?

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dancing_cactuar posted...

Pls king I'm sorry
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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1414992476264230915?s=20

So his idea of success is being given a console? That's like a homeless guy telling you he succeeded because someone gave him twenty bucks.

He spends all night reading KF. He's become absolutely deranged.

This is his weird dichotomy.

On one hand he's constantly struggling to pay bills, on the other he's a successful person that everyone is just jealous of.


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https://imgur.com/HTCOvGm

In 5 years DSP will become this

Balnazarr posted...

He spends all night reading KF. He's become absolutely deranged.

He's noticeably more unhinged than he was even just a couple years ago. He can't relate a simple event like making a meal without coming across as a complete moron. He spends every day begging--it's to the point where the begging just comes out instinctually, even if he's already hit the tips goal. He's been in severe financial trouble basically forever. And he seems to hate every aspect of streaming that doesn't involve money going immediately into his bank account. Yet he still tries to maintain this narrative of having this successful dream job and the only reason anyone says otherwise is because they're jealous. It's lunacy.

pokeytrader posted...

He's noticeably more unhinged than he was even just a couple years ago. He can't relate a simple event like making a meal without coming across as a complete moron.

That tale of his where he somehow failed to make fucking Hamburger Helper properly is pure gold dust.


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dancing_cactuar posted...

That tale of his where he somehow failed to make fucking Hamburger Helper properly is pure gold dust.

Not just complained about making it, but also burnt his mouth while eating it.

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For real, though. What the hell is hamburger helper? I've never heard of it outside South Park and this event. It sounds fucking dumb to me.

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DeadBankerDream posted...

For real, though. What the hell is hamburger helper? I've never heard of it outside South Park and this event. It sounds fucking dumb to me.

Hamburger chunks in pasta and sauce. Many US families cook it because it's simple and people enjoy the taste of it. It's easy comfort food

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So it has nothing to do with a hamburger

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DeadBankerDream posted...

So it has nothing to do with a hamburger

Well, yeah. You literally buy hamburger/ground beef and cook it up to put in there

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DeadBankerDream posted...

For real, though. What the hell is hamburger helper? I've never heard of it outside South Park and this event. It sounds fucking dumb to me.

basically box with dry pasta you cook. The ground beef is bought separately

https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion/comments/oje5hf/phil_slips_and_admits_he_bought_his_new_xbox/

Oops!

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Did he really say he bought it, though? He basically said "whenever I buy a new console or have one gifted to me," which means he's still pushing the narrative of someone giving him the Xbox.

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It's the way he said it, he cut off "buy a new console" with "gifted to me" very quickly with a wide eyed look.

That pushup scam really annoys me. It's obvious he didn't do them yet he got angry enough to insult the guy for not donating.

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Tag me for these. I love a good laugh.

Like DSP telling on himself about buying his Xbox, and NOT having it gifted to him from a fan!

His eyes widened and DARTED the minute he let it slip.