Current Events > A girl asked a boy if she was pretty and he said "no".

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She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever and he said no. She then asked him if he would cry if she were to walk away, and once again he said no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face, the boy grabbed her arm and said "Not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked awayId die

I'm smacking this topic with my dick

I put the balls on other end for extra damage

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I cri evrytiem

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warms the cockles of my cold cold heart

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The one with the motorcycle pisses me off

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5ever

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I krired everytime ;_;

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doesn't she die in this story?

Reminds me of something you'd see on Myspace haha.

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That girl's name? Albert Einstein.

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One night a boy and a girl were driving home from a movie. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed and that it was time to move on.

A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket and passed her a folded note.

At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived.

Remembering the note, she pulled it out and read it: Without your love I would die!

Turbam posted...

The one with the motorcycle pisses me off

The wall one?

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its a great post tc

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LightningAce11 posted...

The wall one?

Yeah, why didn't he just slow the fuck down??!!

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A boy and a girl were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down! I'm scared!
Boy: No, this is fun!
Girl: No its not! Please, it's too scary!
Boy: Then tell me that you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you! Slow down!
Boy: Now give me a big hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Boy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the boy realized that his brakes failed, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her say that she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die!

A boy gave his girlfriend a challenge to live one day without him. No communication at all and if she passed, he would love her forever. The girl agreed. She didnt text nor call him for a whole day not knowing that her boyfriend only had 24 hours to live because he was dying from cancer. The next day, she excitedly went to her boyfriends house. I did it, baby!, but tears fell from her face as she saw her boyfriend lying in a coffin with a note: You did it babynow please do it every day

Then she walked away and he died

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1234Life posted...

A boy gave his girlfriend a challenge to live one day without him. No communication at all and if she passed, he would love her forever. The girl agreed. She didnt text nor call him for a whole day not knowing that her boyfriend only had 24 hours to live because he was dying from cancer. The next day, she excitedly went to her boyfriends house. I did it, baby!, but tears fell from her face as she saw her boyfriend lying in a coffin with a note: You did it babynow please do it every day

Lol wtf

Lmao

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A boy was driving a girl home. The girl asked "do you love me forever?" and the boy slammed on the brakes. He looked over at the girl and said "fuck no." The girl opened the car door and ran out crying. The boy drove off, saying "for longer than ever."

The next morning the girl saw on the news that the boy crashed into a concrete wall and died instantly when every bone in his body crunched like an accordion. They boy had seen the concrete wall coming up and let her out first.


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This topic is pissing me off

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One time we did a topic of increasingly stupid versions of the motorcycle one. I can't remember it verbatim but eventually one had him stooping completely telling her to get off, then driving into a wall.

Great thread, that.
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JlM posted...

One time we did a topic of increasingly stupid versions of the motorcycle one. I can't remember it verbatim but eventually one had him stooping completely telling her to get off, then driving into a wall.

Great thread, that.

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A girl and a boy were driving in a car. Suddenly, the boy stopped the car and asked the girl to step out of the vehicle, without any explanation. The girl got pissed, removed all her facebooks and ripped all the photos. The next day the girl heard that the boy had died, as he had driven into a wall. The boy had noticed that there was a wall in front of them, had stopped the car, and saved the girls life before he had driven into the wall.

Fuckin tag

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topic is getting good

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tag

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These chain letters are older than some of the users here.

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A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed "bbz wil u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.."" da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey I will luv u FIVE-ever......" (dat mean he luv her moar dan 4evr.....)
REGLAOGB IF U CREY ALWAZ..XXX

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https://youtu.be/Mcn1Q9fWahM

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I want the girl to walk away and let him die.

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A boy was walking down the road, having just been dumped by his girlfriend. Suddenly, a rapper comes up to him. One of those rappers who like, you're going to recognize the name if you hear it, but you're not going to think of their name if you're asked to name as many rappers as you can or anything like that. The rapper asks the boy if he's seen his dog. The boy asks the rapper what a dog is, because for some reason, the boy doesn't know. The rapper looks at the boy and says I just lost the game.

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liek this if u cri everytiem

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So many simps back on myspace.

lol reminds me of high school, I was super shy and social phobic so I basically just kept to myself. This drove a few girls nuts because I was pretty good looking and they felt like I was something they couldn't have. They would talk to me and I'd ignore them; not because I was trying to be a dick but because with social anxiety I just wanted them to go talk to someone else. It drove them nuts and they'd get bitchy with me.

Eventually one girl decided to go all the way in the lunch room and she straight up said: I'm going to be your girlfriend. Ok? I didn't really have social skills (at all) so I just shook my head no. She fuckin went NUTS screamed out at me it was kinda funny looking back.

There was a blind girl who was filled with animosity and despised the word. She didn't have many friends, just a boyfriend who loved her deeply like no one else. She always used to say that she'd marry him if she could see him. Suddenly, one day someone donated her a pair of eyes.

And that's when she finally saw her boyfriend. She was astonished to see that her boyfriend was also blind. He told her, "You can see me now. Can we get married?". She replied, "And do what? We'd never be happy. I have my eye sight now, but you're still blind. It won't work out, I'm sorry."

With a tear in his eye and a smile on his face, he meekly said, "I understand. I just want you to always be happy. Take care of yourself, and my eyes."

rexcrk posted...

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed "bbz wil u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.."" da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey I will luv u FIVE-ever......" (dat mean he luv her moar dan 4evr.....)
REGLAOGB IF U CREY ALWAZ..XXX

Forever my favorite

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rexcrk posted...

REGLAOGB IF U CREY ALWAZ..XXX

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Just downshift your bike, bro.

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we get it, she was damaged...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Fuckin tag

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LightningAce11 posted...

I cri evrytiem

Actually that's not how it went. The boy answered yes to all the questions and the girl was overjoyed at first but then he said "Look before we start this relationship I have to inform you of something. I contracted syphilis when I let five women run a train on me at an orgy last year. Is that a deal breaker for you?" Devastated, she called him a pig and ran away crying. He ran after her shouting "Wait darling, you don't understand! I'm on antibiotics!" She never spoke to him again.

upvoted

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This dude is abusive. Really extreme form of push/pull, not cool to toy with this chick's emotions, man.

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1234Life posted...

There was a blind girl who was filled with animosity and despised the word. She didn't have many friends, just a boyfriend who loved her deeply like no one else. She always used to say that she'd marry him if she could see him. Suddenly, one day someone donated her a pair of eyes.

And that's when she finally saw her boyfriend. She was astonished to see that her boyfriend was also blind. He told her, "You can see me now. Can we get married?". She replied, "And do what? We'd never be happy. I have my eye sight now, but you're still blind. It won't work out, I'm sorry."

With a tear in his eye and a smile on his face, he meekly said, "I understand. I just want you to always be happy. Take care of yourself, and my eyes."

What type of bull shit is that. All he had to do was give her one.
How type of horrible person is she .


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