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Far-Queue
05/16/21 8:11:24 AM
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I've been tasked as a human mule for an entire school district and my training began in the womb. I literally walked out of my mom's cavernous uterus, and from day one I was put to work carrying books for disabled schoolchildren. As I grew my responsibilities grew with me, and never became less rewarding.

This year, the first class I ever muled for, all those years ago as a miraculously talented infant, they graduate with honors, each and every one of them attending an ivy league school with full scholarships, every single one Magna Cum Laude and valedictorian of the class, and for the first time in my life I've earned a moment of rest, atop the shoulders of these appreciative young minds.

Feels good :)

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MeteoricBurst
05/16/21 8:19:45 AM
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I've been standing since the Earth formed as a molten ball of rock in space. Long before the dinosaurs I was the immovable object. And I will be standing after all you peons turn to dust.

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Sarcasthma
05/16/21 8:30:44 AM
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Sure, but can you carry a bag of dog food on your head?

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Far-Queue
05/16/21 8:38:42 AM
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Yes of course, all while cracking 501 eggs simultaneously

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HelIWithoutSin
05/16/21 9:19:48 PM
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wolfy42
05/17/21 12:18:03 AM
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Back before the big bang the universe consisted of thought only, but still I stood within my own mind and gazed out apon the nothingness. I decided to create a universe where sitting was possible in order to make standing a CHOICE and then continued to stand throughout all of time.

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CarefreeDude
05/17/21 12:22:07 AM
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I've been standing most of the day knee deep in pond scum shoveling it out so I can make my pond great again. Made a frog friend too

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wolfy42
05/17/21 12:23:27 AM
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CarefreeDude posted...
I've been standing most of the day knee deep in pond scum shoveling it out so I can make my pond great again. Made a frog friend too


Ri-Ribbit!! (That was me saying Hi to your frog friend).

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Zeus
05/17/21 12:51:36 AM
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So many years in hard adversity,
Staring back at the same old hills and streams --
In a pond no dragon's meant to lie;
He'll ride the thunder to the sky!

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