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No_U_L7 05/09/21 4:03:33 PM #1:	the year was 2017 during orderbs we were playing this game where we weren't allowed to say the word "baby". anyone saying it lost their sticker they were given upon entry, last person with a sticker was the winner i had just tricked this guy into losing his sticker with this gem "i watched this movie the other day i think you might like, i forget the name though..it was about a getaway driver for bank robberies" and the guy said "baby driver! i saw that!". little did he suspect i had no interest in having actual conversation with him. I was playing to win. boy was he salty a few minutes later, some girl tried this trick on me "hey, i forgot the rules, what are we not allowed to say out loud? it starts with a B...." With my quick wit, i said sharply "Bitch" the room went silent with a gasp as everyone turned around and looked at us boy the soon to be mother wasn't happy... ~~in my defense, the girl was a good friend of mine and i knew her and her sense of humor very well, she broke up into hysterical laughter~~ --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:953730639] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>the year was 2017 during orderbs we were playing this game where we weren't allowed to say the word "baby". anyone saying it lost their sticker they were given upon entry, last person with a sticker was the winner i had just tricked this guy into losing his sticker with this gem "i watched this movie the other day i think you might like, i forget the name though..it was about a getaway driver for bank robberies" and the guy said "baby driver! i saw that!". little did he suspect i had no interest in having actual conversation with him. I was playing to win. boy was he salty a few minutes later, some girl tried this trick on me "hey, i forgot the rules, what are we not allowed to say out loud? it starts with a B...." With my quick wit, i said sharply "Bitch" the room went silent with a gasp as everyone turned around and looked at us boy the soon to be mother wasn't happy... in my defense, the girl was a good friend of mine and i knew her and her sense of humor very well, she broke up into hysterical laughter</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88 05/09/21 4:04:00 PM #2:	No_U_L7 posted... orderbs --- https://imgur.com/cUNC8DI <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:953730653] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite> <quote>orderbs</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 05/09/21 4:05:16 PM #3:	This mf said orderbs --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:953730690] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>This mf said orderbs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
refmon 05/09/21 4:08:48 PM #4:	Antifar posted... This mf said orderbs --- If you read this signature, then that meant that I had control of what you read for 5 SECONDS!! <cite>refmon posted [p:953730797] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>Antifar posted... </cite> <quote>This mf said orderbs</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 05/09/21 4:09:21 PM #5:	No_U_L7 posted... during orderbs Topic List <--- --- http://poorcouplesfoodguide.com Nonbinary / agender, formerly a sage account <cite>LostForest posted [p:953730809] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite> <quote>during orderbs</quote> Topic List <--- </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sonixs 05/09/21 4:17:05 PM #7:	Tldr and orderbs <cite>Sonixs posted [p:953731038] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>Tldr and orderbs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SamsungGearS2 05/09/21 4:17:23 PM #8:	100/10 baby showers are boresome af --- Devices: iPhone 12 Blue, HP Envy x360, Dell Inspiron 545S, Kindle Fire HD 10 White, 2018 Toyota Corolla LE Barcelona Red, 2017 Ford Focus ST Tuxedo Black <cite>SamsungGearS2 posted [p:953731049] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>100/10 baby showers are boresome af </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IShall_Run_Amok 05/09/21 4:20:22 PM #9:	Its spelled "horse d'evours". --- Oh look, what clever children! See them study, watch them learn! How I hate those goody-goodies! How they make my stomach turn! <cite>IShall_Run_Amok posted [p:953731137] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>Its spelled "horse d'evours". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 05/09/21 4:21:20 PM #10:	orderbs bois --- To/fro from-towards <cite>masticatingman posted [p:953731159] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>orderbs bois </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 05/09/21 4:22:59 PM #11:	Thats not even a joke <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:953731213] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>Thats not even a joke </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 05/09/21 4:23:52 PM #12:	lmao @ orderbs --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:953731233] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>lmao @ orderbs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sutree 05/09/21 4:24:37 PM #13:	I thought it was pretty funny TC --- It's just that bird law in this country-- it's not governed by reason <cite>sutree posted [p:953731263] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>I thought it was pretty funny TC </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 05/09/21 4:31:16 PM #14:	Antifar posted... This mf said orderbs --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:953731448] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>Antifar posted... </cite> <quote>This mf said orderbs</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slmcknett 05/09/21 4:35:36 PM #15:	Antifar posted... This mf said orderbs --- Watch "Final Fantasy XV Abridged" and "Kingdom Hearts Abridged" right here! https://www.youtube.com/user/mcknett3 <cite>slmcknett posted [p:953731580] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>Antifar posted... </cite> <quote>This mf said orderbs</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chadawah 05/09/21 4:39:42 PM #16:	I can't stop laughing. ORDERBS. <cite>Chadawah posted [p:953731703] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>I can't stop laughing. ORDERBS. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 05/09/21 4:45:12 PM #17:	MICHALECOLE posted... Thats not even a joke The baby shower was an unfunny joke <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:953731863] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite> <quote>Thats not even a joke</quote>The baby shower was an unfunny joke </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scotty_Rogers 05/09/21 4:46:55 PM #18:	Orderbs --- FAMALAM FOREVER. <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:953731905] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>Orderbs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chadawah 05/09/21 7:47:04 PM #19:	<cite>Chadawah posted [p:953736842] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SuperExcitebike 05/09/21 8:06:25 PM #21:	Chadawah posted... Omg --- SMU Mustangs/Jayhawks/Texans/Rockets/Astros http://followmy.tv/u/Excitebike <cite>SuperExcitebike posted [p:953737316] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>Chadawah posted... </cite> <quote></quote> Omg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spanky1 05/09/21 8:11:21 PM #22:	Top quality topic imo --- https://imgur.com/DCjoiZ0 https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 <cite>spanky1 posted [p:953737432] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>Top quality topic imo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 05/09/21 8:11:46 PM #23:	IShall_Run_Amok posted... Its spelled "horse d'evours". Also, Its pronounced horses doovers jk --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:953737441] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>IShall_Run_Amok posted... </cite> <quote>Its spelled "horse d'evours".</quote> Also, Its pronounced horses doovers jk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 05/09/21 8:12:24 PM #24:	No_U_L7 posted... the room went silent with a gasp as everyone turned around and looked at us Did Mr. Monopoly's monocle pop off? --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:953737458] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite> <quote>the room went silent with a gasp as everyone turned around and looked at us</quote> Did Mr. Monopoly's monocle pop off? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IShall_Run_Amok 05/09/21 8:12:58 PM #25:	Kakapo posted... Also, Its pronounced horses doovers jk NO the horse is hunger --- Oh look, what clever children! See them study, watch them learn! How I hate those goody-goodies! How they make my stomach turn! <cite>IShall_Run_Amok posted [p:953737476] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>Kakapo posted... </cite> <quote>Also, Its pronounced horses doovers jk</quote>NO the horse is hunger </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 05/09/21 8:14:07 PM #26:	Whore DERVS --- " Adesanya's stiff tissue" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:953737500] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>Whore DERVS </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 05/09/21 8:14:41 PM #27:	The doovers are a room outside? --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:953737510] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>The doovers are a room outside? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joe40001 05/09/21 8:16:02 PM #28:	I like this topic. --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 <cite>joe40001 posted [p:953737543] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>I like this topic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SomeLikeItHoth 05/09/21 8:16:05 PM #29:	Did you end up winning the game? --- FAM FOREVER. <cite>SomeLikeItHoth posted [p:953737545] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>Did you end up winning the game? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Snake07 05/09/21 8:26:28 PM #30:	Sounds like the kind of story made up by someone whose only experience with parties are the ones in movies and on tv. --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle <cite>Solid Snake07 posted [p:953737786] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like the kind of story made up by someone whose only experience with parties are the ones in movies and on tv. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 05/09/21 11:10:42 PM #31:	Nah, theres always some sociopath at a baby shower who wants to play games --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:953742231] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>Nah, theres always some sociopath at a baby shower who wants to play games </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FarFromFields 05/09/21 11:15:19 PM #32:	Antifar posted... This mf said orderbs --- Just because this life ain't easy, doesn't make it bad... <cite>FarFromFields posted [p:953742327] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>Antifar posted... </cite> <quote>This mf said orderbs</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sktgamer_13dude 05/09/21 11:15:59 PM #33:	Solid Snake07 posted... Sounds like the kind of story made up by someone whose only experience with parties are the ones in movies and on tv. Yeah thats TC --- https://imgur.com/jWVrg9U https://imgur.com/g2efUtT https://imgur.com/5dOwhaP https://imgur.com/LVdqu8J Go Cougs and M's RIP SMV 2/25/21 <cite>sktgamer_13dude posted [p:953742346] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>Solid Snake07 posted...</cite> <quote>Sounds like the kind of story made up by someone whose only experience with parties are the ones in movies and on tv. </quote> Yeah thats TC</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 05/10/21 12:35:52 AM #34:	SomeLikeItHoth posted... Did you end up winning the game? No, it ended up being a tie between a 10 year old and an old woman. It was decided with a best of 3 roe sham bow game. The old lady won and claimed to have studied advanced roe sham bow techniques. The prize was a nice bottle of wine so probably for the best the 10 year old didn't win --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:953744151] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>SomeLikeItHoth posted...</cite> <quote>Did you end up winning the game? </quote> No, it ended up being a tie between a 10 year old and an old woman. It was decided with a best of 3 roe sham bow game. The old lady won and claimed to have studied advanced roe sham bow techniques. The prize was a nice bottle of wine so probably for the best the 10 year old didn't win</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 05/10/21 12:43:39 AM #35:	No_U_L7 posted... Norderbs, it ended up being a tie between a 10 year olderbs and an olderbors woman. It was decided with a best of 3 roederbs shamwow bowderbs game. The oldorbismorbus lady won and claimed to have studied advanced roe roe yer bowt techniques. The prize was a nice bottle of orderbs so probably for the best the 1000 year old lolderbs didn't win So was the mom orderbsable? --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:953744316] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite> <quote>Norderbs, it ended up being a tie between a 10 year olderbs and an olderbors woman. It was decided with a best of 3 roederbs shamwow bowderbs game. The oldorbismorbus lady won and claimed to have studied advanced roe roe yer bowt techniques. The prize was a nice bottle of orderbs so probably for the best the 1000 year old lolderbs didn't win</quote> So was the mom orderbsable? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JKwaffle 05/10/21 12:53:24 AM #37:	Antifar posted... This mf said orderbs --- - The user formerly known as WafflehouseJK <cite>JKwaffle posted [p:953744513] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>Antifar posted... </cite> <quote>This mf said orderbs</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SomeLikeItHoth 05/10/21 2:26:53 AM #38:	No_U_L7 posted... No, it ended up being a tie between a 10 year old and an old woman. It was decided with a best of 3 roe sham bow game. The old lady won and claimed to have studied advanced roe sham bow techniques. The prize was a nice bottle of wine so probably for the best the 10 year old didn't win Not a bad prize for going to a baby shower. Though it's pretty easy to get laid at one of those. Did you at least score any hotties? --- FAM FOREVER. <cite>SomeLikeItHoth posted [p:953745933] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite> <quote>No, it ended up being a tie between a 10 year old and an old woman. It was decided with a best of 3 roe sham bow game. The old lady won and claimed to have studied advanced roe sham bow techniques. The prize was a nice bottle of wine so probably for the best the 10 year old didn't win</quote> Not a bad prize for going to a baby shower. Though it's pretty easy to get laid at one of those. Did you at least score any hotties? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 05/10/21 2:28:29 AM #39:	SomeLikeItHoth posted... Not a bad prize for going to a baby shower. Though it's pretty easy to get laid at one of those. Did you at least score any hotties? Lol no it was a family event, I spent most of the day babysitting --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:953745962] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>SomeLikeItHoth posted...</cite> <quote> Not a bad prize for going to a baby shower. Though it's pretty easy to get laid at one of those. Did you at least score any hotties? </quote> Lol no it was a family event, I spent most of the day babysitting</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD Divine 05/10/21 2:47:47 AM #40:	Baby showers are narcissistic --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD Divine posted [p:953746250] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>Baby showers are narcissistic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 05/10/21 3:33:56 AM #41:	For some reason I imagine Trump spelling the word as orderbs lol --- Bun bun :3 <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:953746791] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>For some reason I imagine Trump spelling the word as orderbs lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShyOx 05/10/21 3:40:01 AM #42:	Fuck em. It's fine as long as you weren't calling someone a bitch. --- http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/6938/vyqp.jpg DIPLOMACY <cite>ShyOx posted [p:953746864] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>Fuck em. It's fine as long as you weren't calling someone a bitch. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 05/10/21 4:58:44 AM #43:	DD Divine posted... Baby showers are narcissistic All babies are narcissistic <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:953747711] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>DD Divine posted... </cite> <quote>Baby showers are narcissistic</quote>All babies are narcissistic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD Divine 05/10/21 5:01:16 AM #44:	MICHALECOLE posted... All babies are narcissistic essentially fuck trophies --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD Divine posted [p:953747749] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite> <quote>All babies are narcissistic</quote> essentially fuck trophies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 05/10/21 5:02:23 AM #45:	DD Divine posted... essentially fuck trophies Um excuse me Id like to forfeit my fuck trophy BABY KILLER <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:953747761] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>DD Divine posted... </cite> <quote>essentially fuck trophies</quote>Um excuse me Id like to forfeit my fuck trophy BABY KILLER </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skurvy_1 05/10/21 12:35:38 PM #46:	Antifar posted... This mf said orderbs holy lmao also just saw this: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/2000208-sports-and-racing-nba/79450747/953754533 Oh gamefaqs <3 --- Bizarro I love you......bizarro <cite>Skurvy_1 posted [p:953756463] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>Antifar posted... </cite> <quote>This mf said orderbs</quote>holy lmao also just saw this: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/2000208-sports-and-racing-nba/79450747/953754533 Oh gamefaqs <3 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MTRodaba2468 05/10/21 12:50:00 PM #47:	Antifar posted... This mf said orderbs Oh that made my day... --- "You need a hobby. I suggest sticking forks in your eyes."-DJosef http://www.facebook.com/mtrunplugged <cite>MTRodaba2468 posted [p:953756946] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>Antifar posted... </cite> <quote>This mf said orderbs</quote>Oh that made my day... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sonixs 05/10/21 6:28:00 PM #48:	DD Divine posted... Baby showers are narcissistic Have a kid and you'll change your mind. It's how you get things for your kid because nobody can afford all of that. <cite>Sonixs posted [p:953767713] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>DD Divine posted... </cite> <quote>Baby showers are narcissistic</quote> Have a kid and you'll change your mind. It's how you get things for your kid because nobody can afford all of that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 05/11/21 2:10:55 AM #49:	Holy moly that is the most alpha thing I ever heard wow <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:953780027] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>Holy moly that is the most alpha thing I ever heard wow </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jon1012 05/11/21 2:44:22 AM #50:	Antifar posted... This mf said orderbs --- We are Borg. <cite>jon1012 posted [p:953780488] in rate this ... [t:79450323]...</cite> <quote>Antifar posted... </cite> <quote>This mf said orderbs</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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