Board 8 > We have a new contender for most ridiculous gender reveal

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Crescent-Moon
04/22/21 9:53:10 PM
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https://twitter.com/Schreibernews/status/1385342004666765319?s=09

He basically created a small, localized earthquake.

Can these just be banned or something already?

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paperwarior
04/22/21 10:05:49 PM
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It's a good thing that Goku and Vegeta don't participate in these things.

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Xtlm
04/22/21 11:02:29 PM
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Crescent-Moon posted...
Can these just be banned or something already?
No way.
Too much fun.

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UshiromiyaEva
04/22/21 11:04:09 PM
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People have died from these before.

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banananor
04/22/21 11:41:20 PM
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And this.... is to be born... even further... beyond!

AaaAAAhhhAaahhh

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Shonen_Bat
04/22/21 11:47:20 PM
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Looking forward to the Critikal video later.

But yeah, I'm surprised there wasn't an effort to ban these when they started actually killing people.

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NFUN
04/22/21 11:54:59 PM
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how the fuck would you ban a gender reveal party? that's almost a dumber take than deciding to have one in the first place
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paperwarior
04/23/21 12:03:36 AM
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I think they may just need to restrict explosive materials more harshly.

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MoogleKupo141
04/23/21 12:32:51 AM
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ban genders
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GuessMyUserName
04/23/21 12:38:50 AM
#10:


MoogleKupo141 posted...
ban genders
but gender reveals don't even use gender in the first place

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Raka_Putra
04/23/21 12:47:58 AM
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Reveal your kid's Pokemon starter of choice instead.

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StealThisSheen
04/23/21 12:49:30 AM
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NFUN posted...
how the fuck would you ban a gender reveal party? that's almost a dumber take than deciding to have one in the first place

Just ban all the stupid ass ways people do these parties. Like ban explosives and cannons and shit and suddenly people won't want to have them because they can't reveal information about their child without literally blowing shit up.

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Zachnorn
04/23/21 12:51:32 AM
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Remember when this was just a cake and if it were more, the most destructive thing might be pink or blue confetti?

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Mac Arrowny
04/23/21 1:11:37 AM
#14:


StealThisSheen posted...


Just ban all the stupid ass ways people do these parties. Like ban explosives and cannons and shit and suddenly people won't want to have them because they can't reveal information about their child without literally blowing shit up.

It's amazing how many stupid Americans are against banning fireworks.
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NFUN
04/23/21 1:24:28 AM
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StealThisSheen posted...
Just ban all the stupid ass ways people do these parties. Like ban explosives and cannons and shit and suddenly people won't want to have them because they can't reveal information about their child without literally blowing shit up.
So your solution is:

1. Ban fireworks, explosives, pyrotechnics, etc, you know, all that dangerous fun stuff
2. Then people won't have gender reveal parties
3. And if people don't have gender reveal parties, then there won't be any risk of the fireworks, explosives, pyrotechnics, etc causing fires or damages!

big brain

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UshiromiyaEva
04/23/21 1:34:26 AM
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Explosives should be banned from public purchase, yes.

As much as TV sitcoms like to act like the counties that ban fireworks are the bad guys and the kids sneaking them are hip youth or their cool dad who just want to have fun....naw, explosives are bad and you shouldn't be allowed to own them!

Mac Arrowny posted...
It's amazing how many stupid Americans are against banning fireworks


Basically yeah.

The 4th of July really fucking people's perceptions up.

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KamikazePotato
04/23/21 1:39:41 AM
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Americans being opposed to banning a dangerous item even though it would be a really good idea to do so?

Perish the thought

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redrocket
04/23/21 1:52:41 AM
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I grew up in New York, where almost all fireworks are indeed illegal.

It was quite a culture shock moving to Washington where its a goddamn warzone every Independence Day. A lot of veterans in this state get their PTSD triggered hard, its that fucking bad.

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Bane_Of_Despair
04/23/21 2:18:52 AM
#19:


Shonen_Bat posted...
Looking forward to the Critikal video later.
This is definitely something I thought of too lol

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hockeydude15
04/23/21 8:45:57 AM
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redrocket posted...
I grew up in New York, where almost all fireworks are indeed illegal.
Not anymore btw

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Wanglicious
04/23/21 9:26:46 AM
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fireworks in nyc are still illegal.
...not like it prevents people from getting them though.


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Lightning Strikes
04/23/21 10:18:54 AM
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Ireland banned most fireworks, and people just smuggle them in from Northern Ireland instead. Theres still a ton of private fireworks displays even though they are illegal. However, banning dangerous use might work.

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LeonhartFour
04/23/21 10:51:20 AM
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Yeah, fireworks are illegal in many states.

And the neighboring states have fireworks shops literally the second you cross into them.

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Mac Arrowny
04/23/21 10:58:54 AM
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Yes, people will still use fireworks, even if they're illegal. But like redrocket said, they're used way more in legal states than illegal states.
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paperwarior
04/23/21 11:01:28 AM
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Isn't the case in question just a bit beyond fireworks, though?

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LeonhartFour
04/23/21 11:03:39 AM
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paperwarior posted...
Isn't the case in question just a bit beyond fireworks, though?

Well yeah, tannerite isn't really the same as your run of the mill firework.

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Team Rocket Elite
04/23/21 11:07:38 AM
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It's not just an American thing. The part of Canada I used to live in liked to celebrate Halloween with fireworks. Although, I guess I just found out that it was banned a few months ago.
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redrocket
04/23/21 11:47:22 AM
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Mac Arrowny posted...
But like redrocket said, they're used way more in legal states than illegal states.

This. Obviously people will get them anywhere, but the actual quantity and ubiquitousness of it is on a whole different level where they are legal.

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redrocket
04/23/21 11:48:14 AM
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LeonhartFour posted...
Well yeah, tannerite isn't really the same as your run of the mill firework.

Especially 80 pounds of it. Thats a straight up bomb.

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Kinglicious
04/23/21 5:47:29 PM
#31:


Well yeah, with a name like Tannerite it should be obvious that if you put it with a match it's gonna bomb.

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hombad46
04/23/21 8:00:22 PM
#32:


Shonen_Bat posted...
Looking forward to the Critikal video later.

https://youtu.be/b7jPVyjLlQk

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_SecretSquirrel
04/23/21 8:23:49 PM
#33:


Kinglicious posted...
Well yeah, with a name like Tannerite it should be obvious that if you put it with a match it's gonna bomb.
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Grand Kirby
04/23/21 8:49:07 PM
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https://twitter.com/PtakJokes/status/1385600747044315139

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redrocket
04/23/21 9:06:44 PM
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hombad46 posted...
https://youtu.be/b7jPVyjLlQk

You are more likely to die from a gender reveal party than from a shark attack.

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greengravy294
04/23/21 9:07:07 PM
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