Current Events > Do Americans *really* eat cake with a fork?

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KINDERFELD
04/20/21 2:19:58 PM
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Picture someone smashing fists full of birthday cake into their mouth.

https://youtu.be/EOQeU_6vbeg

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skermac
04/20/21 2:53:24 PM
#53:


Master Kazuya posted...
I don't get what's so "barbaric" about eating stuff with your hands.

no one wants sticky fingers

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divot1338
04/20/21 2:58:12 PM
#54:


skermac posted...
no one wants sticky fingers
Speak for yourself.
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Cocytus
04/20/21 3:01:30 PM
#55:


Beer stein.
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FL81
04/20/21 3:03:56 PM
#56:


teep_ posted...
Do Americans *really* eat cake with a fork?
yes, we do this
Veggeta X posted...
Wait til you find out some american don't like peeling off their banana so they cut it instead
no, we do not actually do this

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ZeroX91
04/20/21 3:08:21 PM
#57:


Unhinge jaw insert cake.

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KainWind
04/20/21 3:11:59 PM
#58:


I need pics of this supposed "cake" in Germany.

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MSCMC
04/20/21 3:39:23 PM
#59:


NoxObscuras posted...
I guess the distinction is the type of cake you mean then. For something dry, like a pound cake, yeah I can eat that with my hands
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ZeroX91
04/20/21 3:40:54 PM
#60:


teep_ posted...
Americans use utensils to peel an orange???

Your God-given hands
No. We peal them off in one peice making the peel into a flower

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BalanceLost
04/20/21 3:43:30 PM
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What about cake forks, Mr Tysk?

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Master Kazuya
04/20/21 3:54:43 PM
#62:


skermac posted...
no one wants sticky fingers

  1. I'm not saying that you have to eat with your hands, I just don't get why care if others do. If someone wants sticky hands, whatever
  2. But then why are foods like Honey Buns, Cheetos, chicken wings, etc eaten with the hands? I get that stuff like Cheetos don't make your hands sticky but it's the same idea.
  3. Just wash your hands when you are done

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BilalPowell
04/20/21 4:36:46 PM
#63:


fork or spoon doesnt matter, what's the proper way?

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BloodMoon7
04/20/21 4:41:58 PM
#64:


I don't eat things like Cheetos with my hands. They usually come in a container so I can just pour it out into a plate and use a fork.

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KINDERFELD
04/20/21 4:43:02 PM
#65:


BloodMoon7 posted...
I don't eat things like Cheetos with my hands. They usually come in a container so I can just pour it out into a plate and use a fork.

Likewise, I heat my ice cream in the microwave so I can drink it with a straw.

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BloodMoon7
04/20/21 4:46:48 PM
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I can't eat ice cream but they usually come in a container so I can scoop it out into a bowl.

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Master Kazuya
04/20/21 5:00:02 PM
#67:


BloodMoon7 posted...
I can't eat ice cream but they usually come in a container so I can scoop it out into a bowl.

Bowl? Wtf is that. I use a plate

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Strider102
04/20/21 5:01:07 PM
#68:


Master Kazuya posted...
Bowl? Wtf is that. I use a plate

Just stick your hand in, grab a fistful of ice cream and eat it out a your hand.

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skermac
04/20/21 5:04:35 PM
#69:


KINDERFELD posted...
Likewise, I heat my ice cream in the microwave so I can drink it with a straw.

i pour thibgs like cheetos from the bag straight into my mouth i get more in that way

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divot1338
04/20/21 5:04:54 PM
#70:


Strider102 posted...
Just stick your hand in, grab a fistful of ice cream and eat it out a your hand.
I just chew open the side and lick at the ice cream until I throw up.

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BloodMoon7
04/20/21 5:06:21 PM
#71:


skermac posted...
i pour thibgs like cheetos from the bag straight into my mouth i get more in that way
This is the most optimal way.

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teep_
04/20/21 11:50:22 PM
#72:


Americans SHOOK
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brestugo
04/20/21 11:55:36 PM
#73:


Master Kazuya posted...
I don't get what's so "barbaric" about eating stuff with your hands.
Uh oh.

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brestugo
04/20/21 11:56:34 PM
#74:


When I was in Europe I was surprised to see Europeans eat KFC with a knife and fork.

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Metallic Slug13
04/20/21 11:57:05 PM
#75:


Infinite 2003 posted...
Yes and they clap after every bite


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Kisai
04/21/21 12:00:48 AM
#76:


teep_ posted...
If I have guests over, or if it's anything softer than a Ksekuchen, I'm using a fork/spoon/whatever

Otherwise my digits be getting action

teep_ posted...
Your God-given hands

teep_ posted...
Americans SHOOK

teep_ posted...
If I'm in polite company I'll use a fork

But if I'm just chilling I'll use my hands

Americans (and Choco, it seems ) are just weird

What? No, don't try making this an "Americans" thing. Everyone eats cake with a fork. This is a you thing, and what you do is weird. You keep proving the first line in your your sig correct.

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teep_
04/21/21 12:03:56 AM
#77:


Kisai posted...
What? No, don't try making this an "Americans" thing. Everyone eats cake with a fork. This is a you thing,

Considering this started when me and a different European guy in my server called out the Americans in that server, I'd say you're incorrect
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KainWind
04/21/21 12:23:24 AM
#78:


Still no pics of this imaginary cake you eat without a fork.

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hockeybub89
04/21/21 12:27:23 AM
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teep_
04/21/21 12:30:01 AM
#80:


KainWind posted...
Still no pics of this imaginary cake you eat without a fork.


This (Ksekuchen aka German cheesecake), as well as anything 'more firm'

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Returning_CEmen
04/21/21 12:34:53 AM
#81:


philsov posted...
We tie our hands behind our backs and just bob for the cake. The icing gets all over our faces and then we have to lick it off each other.


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Leanaunfurled
04/21/21 12:42:28 AM
#82:


teep_ posted...
This (Ksekuchen aka German cheesecake), as well as anything 'more firm'
That is extremely fork-required and you're messed up and you should feel bad!

You're lucky the server is dead right now.

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CookieMarvin
04/21/21 12:44:49 AM
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agreed, thats a forker

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Vicious_Dios
04/21/21 12:46:29 AM
#84:


NoxObscuras posted...
Don't be ridiculous. Here in America, we use a tactical spoon



What's the inside scoop for a better grip?

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teep_
04/21/21 12:51:22 AM
#85:


Leanaunfurled posted...
teep_ posted...
This (Ksekuchen aka German cheesecake), as well as anything 'more firm'
That is extremely fork-required and you're messed up and you should feel bad!

You're lucky the server is dead right now.

It has a crust. That you can hold. Like a pizza!
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coolboy11
04/21/21 12:53:38 AM
#86:


yes most of the time, it's a food that's easier to eat with a fork why not?

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teep_
04/21/21 1:15:06 AM
#88:


BlueMage279 posted...
What a dumb useless topic. TC is obviously trolling to get users to bite and carry on with the joke and its not even a funny joke. Americans dont use forks to eat cake, they shoot the cake into their friends mouths with their AK-47. Youd know that if you did an ounce of research JFC

The call-out!
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MSCMC
04/21/21 9:31:43 AM
#89:


Kisai posted...
What? No, don't try making this an "Americans" thing. Everyone eats cake with a fork. This is a you thing, and what you do is weird. You keep proving the first line in your your sig correct.
this

teep_ posted...
Considering this started when me and a different European guy in my server called out the Americans in that server, I'd say you're incorrect
other european guy counts but i don't
nice cherrypicking

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DuneMan
04/21/21 9:41:41 AM
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Silly topic, but in the case of a fine cheesecake you're an absolute monster if you don't thinly slice it with a fork to savor the flavor of each bite.

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KainWind
04/21/21 9:42:28 AM
#91:


teep_ posted...


This (Ksekuchen aka German cheesecake), as well as anything 'more firm'

1. Ew
2. I've never had cake with a crust, and that still looks easier with a fork. Maybe it's really sturdy.

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kg88222
04/21/21 9:43:47 AM
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cheesecake is the best there is in this world.
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Tenlaar
04/21/21 9:47:38 AM
#93:


If you're eating cake right then you use a spoon because you're eating it with icecream.
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MSCMC
04/21/21 9:50:29 AM
#94:


KainWind posted...
I've never had cake with a crust
...what?

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divot1338
04/21/21 9:54:08 AM
#95:


kg88222 posted...
cheesecake is the best there is in this world.
I wouldnt consider cheesecake to be cake. And an informal poll of the office Im sitting in agrees.

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KainWind
04/21/21 10:27:15 AM
#96:


MSCMC posted...
...what?

I think it becomes pie at that point.

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Alucard188
04/21/21 10:30:30 AM
#97:


I puree and butt chug my cake.

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MSCMC
04/21/21 10:31:19 AM
#98:


KainWind posted...
I think it becomes pie at that point.
oh my god who the fuck cares. literally the same thing.

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Tenlaar
04/21/21 10:33:28 AM
#99:


Cheesecake is not cake or pie, it is a tart.
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KainWind
04/21/21 11:39:27 AM
#100:


MSCMC posted...
oh my god who the fuck cares. literally the same thing.

I really don't care about how people label things, but cake and pie bring totally different images in my mind.

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teep_
04/21/21 11:46:16 AM
#101:


MSCMC posted...
other european guy counts but i don't
nice cherrypicking

A third guy, who's originally European but moved to the US a few years ago, said he used to eat cake with his hands but then he stopped
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