Current Events > If you dont sign up for monthly donations, YOU'RE A DEFECTOR, TRUMP WILL BE TOLD

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MachineJaipur
04/08/21 8:25:08 AM
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Will you sign up for monthly donations and not be a defector CE?





They'll tell the God-Emperor that you defected to the enemy. Guess he'll add you to his list of deplorables that will be BANNED from the United States of Great America when he wins office in 2024 /s
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Error1355
04/08/21 8:25:49 AM
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lmao what the fuck

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littlebro07
04/08/21 8:26:20 AM
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creativerealms
04/08/21 8:27:53 AM
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Fear monger.

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Thompson
04/08/21 8:32:02 AM
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"Make this a monthly recurring donation... and please do remember; disagreement is treason!"

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Redfeather
04/08/21 8:38:13 AM
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What is with that country. You got a 2 party system and one party is made to look like the worst choice possible. You guys don't even have a democracy lmao.
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Teneritas
04/08/21 8:41:14 AM
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Redfeather posted...
What is with that country. You got a 2 party system and one party is made to look like the worst choice possible. You guys don't even have a democracy lmao.

and the saddest part is that the worst party possible either wins or comes within a hair of winning every time. It's like people voting for either "your grandma gets punched in the face" or "free cookie" and grandma almost getting punched. :v
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Southernfatman
04/08/21 8:47:00 AM
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Redfeather posted...
What is with that country. You got a 2 party system and one party is made to look like the worst choice possible. You guys don't even have a democracy lmao.

Yeah, it sucks and too many people here are stupid, assholes, or stupid assholes.

Teneritas posted...
and the saddest part is that the worst party possible either wins or comes within a hair of winning every time. It's like people voting for either "your grandma gets punched in the face" or "free cookie" and grandma almost getting punched. :v

"But grandma getting punched in the face triggers da libs!"

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Shotgunnova
04/08/21 8:47:02 AM
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This is the checkbox of peace and you will check if peacefully...or we kill you!

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IdiotMachine
04/08/21 8:48:59 AM
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https://secure.winred.com/nrcc/retake-the-house/

Look at the URL when you uncheck the boxes... the first one is:
?recurring=false

And the second one is:
&money_bomb=false

They're not even trying... they're literally calling this "money bomb" internally.

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DarkRoast
04/08/21 8:49:08 AM
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My bank account was depleted? Haha take that, dems.

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Were_Wyrm
04/08/21 8:49:19 AM
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So the defectors are the good guys this time?

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Solar_Crimson
04/08/21 8:52:22 AM
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Literal psychos.

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EmperorOfSand
04/08/21 8:52:35 AM
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This is the kind of shit that actually works on Conservatives?

Jesus.

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DarkRoast
04/08/21 8:54:01 AM
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EmperorOfSand posted...
This is the kind of shit that actually works on Conservatives?

Jesus.

These are people who think they're badasses for being afraid of masks and vaccines.

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VanananaHeyHey
04/08/21 8:55:44 AM
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This one was on the Washington State Republican party website in 2016:



Democrats are always asking for my money too, but at least they wrap it up in being about orphans or windmills. These Republican cashgrabs are just sad.

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hockeybub89
04/08/21 8:56:18 AM
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RchHomieQuanChi
04/08/21 9:06:02 AM
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Its funny because they'll complain about taxes but then do this shit

Redfeather posted...
What is with that country. You got a 2 party system and one party is made to look like the worst choice possible. You guys don't even have a democracy lmao.

Yeah you pretty much nailed it

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Goldice
04/08/21 9:47:32 AM
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I somehow got on a Republican list (I'm guessing because of donations to military charities) . I got letters "from Pence" and "from Donald Trump Jr"

"Pences" wasnt too bad. It still was very buzzwordy but "Trump Jrs" was like a bad parody of conservatives. It was practically lunacy combined with 7th grade level paper writing
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DenverLastDino
04/08/21 10:11:41 AM
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DarkRoast posted...
EmperorOfSand posted...
This is the kind of shit that actually works on Conservatives?

Jesus.

These are people who think they're badasses for being afraid of masks and vaccines.

It's not about fear. The arguments being made are about personal freedom.
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RchHomieQuanChi
04/08/21 10:13:11 AM
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Goldice posted...
but "Trump Jrs" was like a bad parody of conservatives. It was practically lunacy combined with 7th grade level paper writing

Are you sure it wasn't the real thing?

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Returning_CEmen
04/08/21 10:14:02 AM
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Punishment is decimation
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Giant_Aspirin
04/08/21 10:27:53 AM
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if you need any more proof these dinosaurs are stuck living in the past:

Your support is more important than ever as we look toward the 2020 elections.

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3PiesAndAFork
04/08/21 10:34:45 AM
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Getting fucked to own the libs. Cons in a nutshell.

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MachineJaipur
04/08/21 1:03:56 PM
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The absurd part is that there are people who'd think that Trump would be told
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fan357
04/08/21 1:06:49 PM
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Is this real?

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MachineJaipur
04/08/21 1:10:25 PM
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fan357 posted...
Is this real?
Real enough that duckbear made a topic about it
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alphapipi
04/08/21 1:10:55 PM
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So, to summarize the known grifts
1: Bannon's "Fund the wall"
2: NRA's embezzling
3: Trump's hidden Recurring donation and "Moneybomb" scam.
4: Trump's "Stop the Steal" Scam (more of which went to those victims of #3 than went to "Stop the steal")
5: The GOP version of hidden Recurring donation and "MoneyBomb" scam.
Plowed Boys, stand down, stand by, and bend over...

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MachineJaipur
04/08/21 5:22:52 PM
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alphapipi posted...
Plowed Boys, stand down, stand by, and bend over...

They've already been doing that though
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Flamer_Blue
04/08/21 5:26:17 PM
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The church of Trump.

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PoundGarden
04/08/21 5:27:42 PM
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Redfeather posted...
What is with that country. You got a 2 party system and one party is made to look like the worst choice possible. You guys don't even have a democracy lmao.

But...but I got a sticker...

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Shablagoo
04/08/21 5:29:43 PM
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creativerealms posted...
Fear monger.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/mind-in-the-machine/201612/fear-and-anxiety-drive-conservatives-political-attitudes

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Bass_X0
04/08/21 5:30:30 PM
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More like a defecator.

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Philoktetes
04/08/21 5:31:15 PM
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have liberals never seen auto-renewing subscriptions before?

or is it only bad when the bad orange man does it
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MachineJaipur
04/08/21 5:33:03 PM
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Philoktetes posted...
have liberals never seen auto-renewing subscriptions before?

or is it only bad when the bad orange man does it
Auto renewal is whatever

Its when it comes pre-checked AND shames you for unchecking that it becomes noteworthy.

Especially when they say they're going to tell Trump lmfao
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Goldice
04/08/21 10:38:27 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...


Are you sure it wasn't the real thing?

Fair point
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DarkRoast
04/08/21 11:55:35 PM
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Philoktetes posted...
have liberals never seen auto-renewing subscriptions before?

or is it only bad when the bad orange man does it

Is this some kind of joke or are you this delusional

A donation campaign that literally threatens you AND auto-enrolls you is a literal scam.

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Naysaspace
04/09/21 12:09:36 AM
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so this is fake news eh

https://www.nrcc.org/

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MachineJaipur
04/09/21 12:14:07 AM
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Naysaspace posted...
so this is fake news eh
Reports were that they changed it after they got called out about it.

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MachineJaipur
04/09/21 8:58:35 AM
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CE nearly split on giving Daddy Trump money monthly
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ShotgunSilencer
04/09/21 9:01:29 AM
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LOL that's some funny shit.

Where the Trumpers at? Gotta hear the defense for this one.
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