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Not really "missed", but there was this one chick I met who really obviously liked me but I ignored her and basically just made jokes about it to look cool >_>

then later I realized what I did...

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Sometimes I try to be too clever when the puzzle's solution is just "blow up the thing in front of you" and then I feel stupid

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i dont get any hints, im stuck in dante must die mode

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Im just hanging out at home tomorrow. You should come over

my response

Im playing Halo 3 with my friends tomorrow

fuck you, 15-year-old me, you stupid fucking oblivious bastard

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Never had any

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When I was younger, I'd go to parties and girls would spend the entire time talking to me. I'd go to the bathroom they'd find me again. I'd go get a beer they'd find me again. For some odd reason it didn't click that they were into me. They'd straight out have to mouth kiss me for me to realize what was up.

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Some busty chick in HS asked me to pick up a piece of paper on the floor by saying "hey there's paper on the floor, is that your's?" I pick it up and it said "will you go out with me?" I said it wasn't mine and went on my merry way.

It didn't hit me until like a couple months later >_> But damn, I could've been shoving it between those big tits and lost my virginity like 3 years earlier lol. Man, those boobs were nice >_>

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I've never missed hints (at least not that I know of)

Just too coward to do anything about any of them

All of them haunt me, to this day
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Dont have any. Unless...

Once a girl said Hi to me, and I didnt say it back (was trying to be the edge lord badass we all are). You think maybe she was hitting on me? She was working at McDonalds. I just left to assert dominance.

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In college this girl asked how sturdy my bed was. I spent five minutes demonstrating it with my hands.

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It happened so much. When I had long hair, I had a girl at a party go up to me and say "I like guys with long hair". I just thought "good for you".

I didn't realize she was flirting until like 2 years later. The fuck was wrong with me?

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Once, in college. She offered me a corn-on-the-cob that she just bit into, but I said "no, thanks".

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yunalenne10 posted...

Once, in college. She offered me a corn-on-the-cob that she just bit into, but I said "no, thanks".

Dodged a bullet there imo

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Chicken posted...

Dodged a bullet there imo

maybe if she said "wanna bite my wiener?"

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There was this steam punk barista that had the hots for me back in the day. I should have smashed.

I thought she was really dorky but she ended up developing into quite the snack.

Ah, regrets.

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If there ever were any, I missed them all, so... *Shrug*

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Chicken posted...

Dodged a bullet there imo

YourLovelyTina posted...

maybe if she said "wanna bite my wiener?"

Haha! No, no. I knew her for a year and she was hot, but I just didn't pick up on that moment.

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Missed a Netflix and Chill hint in college with the first female friend I made there. But it was back in like 2007 before that phrase was a thing

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One time was in high school, a girl who was obviously crushing on me and one time told me one-on-one that prom was coming up and she was sad because nobody had asked her to go to it with her. LOL

That plus other instances of her flirting with me. I just didn't know her that well and didn't think about her. I feel kind of bad I never even accepted her facebook friend request.

And I'm gay BTW. so she was sadly barking up the wrong tree.

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KogaSteelfang posted...

If there ever were any, I missed them all, so... *Shrug*

This for me, pretty much.
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Not sure if it was a hint, but me and this girl were talking. Without any prompting she brings up dates and proceeds to tell me about a pretty damn embarrassing one she was on. I've never heard of someone's card declining on such a low amount before. Could've just been a thing to talk about or could've been a prompt to give the obvious (in hindsight) response of me doing better than him.

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No girl has ever liked me, ever

I was at this chicks house alone with her and she kept saying, argh, my neck is so sore... I think that was a hint for me to make a move. Oops. (Yes, she was really hot)

I can write a fucking book about it

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I've missed literally every obvious hint that has ever happened. It's only looking back with more understanding of women that I realize everyone must think I'm either a huge asshole, or oblivious and aloof, or all three.

On da day pokemon diamond and pearl came out, one of da neighbor girls were hella thirsty dat day. She kept getting close to me, following me around da neighborhood, and being flirty but my dumbass was too busy playing pokemon and trying with my friend to trade all starters so i could get dat extra exp

it wasn't until later dat month when my friend told me how funny it was seeing me basically ignore her. I never talked to her again after dat day iirc, at least not like we used to. Fucking pokemon
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In high school a Mormon girl was with her friend just sort of...awkwardly stammered and asked me to the movies. I was also awkward and the conversation didn't go anywhere. I did nothing. Probably for the best but damn I had nothing in high school. What was wrong with me?

I also was in a work project with a girl and another guy. He said we'd be good together. I said nothing as usual. Down the track I still often made eye contact with this girl across the classroom. For like a solid year. I had a major crush on her during all of this. I did nothing.

I had group of girls running their fingers through their hair and saying how nice it was. Did nothing.

I was at my school formal/prom and I was walking through the dance floor to get somewhere. One of the popular girls literally grabbed my jacket to dance with her but I was too determined to get to wherever I was going and kept walking.

Smh. It's funny how useless an introverted teenager brain is in high school.

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Tag, I'll post some of mine in a bit
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DarthAragorn posted...

Never had any

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n/a

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One that comes to mind is when a female friend back in Year 9 (so when I was 14ish) told me "did you know when you touch someone on the knee 8 times in a row they orgasm" and then we proceeded to try it out on each other
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Pretty recently, I had a girl in my car complaining about a guy and trying to "come up with a way to make him jealous."

I actually did catch the hint but I didn't want to get involved in her crazy.

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DrizztLink posted...

I actually did catch the hint but I didn't want to get involved in her crazy.

I understand that. At some point you'll kick yourself even though you made the logical choice.

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JoeBurrow posted...

No girl has ever liked me, ever

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I remember one where the girl bizarrely dumped water on one of those white-wrapped hay bales and rubbed her front half on it when it was just both of us hanging out. I honestly was so perplexed it didn't even occur to me.

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Wii_Shaker posted...

I understand that. At some point you'll kick yourself even though you made the logical choice.

Oh, I was kicking myself while I did it.

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A coworker told me had a sex dream about me.

She wasn't the most stable person but would have been a fun poke.

Things I remember, all before I was sexually active at 24~

-Asked out by the three hottest girls in 10th grade, asking me which one would I like to be with. Guessed they wanted to go out with me cause my bro was the coolest guy in school, and they wanted to be cool by proxy I guess? I turned them all down like an idiot.

-In 11th grade I had a semi hot(she was chubby) girl's friend rat on her in front of me basically telling me she liked me. I did nothing.

-In 12th grade, a hot girl rubbed her leg against me when we were doing one of those group circle things in class. I of course ignored it.

-At 21 or so, drunk girl at a party said I was the hottest guy there- I smiled and did nothing. Though I think she was 16 or 17, so I might have dodged a bullet there. Since my roomates GF was still a senior in HS, she had alot of HS friends.

-A super hot girl like 2 months later came over to use my phone- We were alone. she waked into the hall and didnt move and faced me. I literally had to slide on the side of her cause she wouldnt move out of the way. I was a super dumbass. She was into drugs though so I probably again dodged a bullet. Wouldnt want my first time to be with that bitch, even if she looked like Chloe Moretz.

-When I worked at a call center during training, this girl left a note on my book that simply said- "your hot". I found out later who it was.....again I did nothing. Really bad looser in those days.

-When I actually worked at the call center, this girl that worked on the booth across from me dropped a note that she drew a heart on, I did nothing again. This time she was a hot 18 year old. Oh well.

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"I want to have sex"

Me: let's blaze

Ran into an old workmate at the bar once. They were with a friend and asked if I wanted to hang out after. I assumed it was just to have a few drinks with the two of them.

While heading to the place, the friend said goodbye and split off to head to her own place, which is when it clicked.

When we got there, she put on a movie and curled up in a blanket on the couch. I just decided to play dumb and watch the movie until saying "Welp. I better get going." She seemed very confused, but messaged me an lol after I left.

In my defense, I was really drunk.

Her: "I want to have crazy, animal, dirty, monkey wild crazy sex with you on the floor in front of everybody right here right now."

Me: "What's your point?"

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One of my parents' friends would come over to drink with them occasionally. Eventually they would go to their room and she would hang around until she was sober enough to make it home. I would be out in the living room. One time she came over to me and started saying a bunch of stuff. I couldn't stand the lady and she was ugly as hell and had a violent husband. Then she started running her finger up and down my chest. I didn't realize until later what she wanted.

Which makes me wonder if my parents actually would've stopped her if she went further, like they did with a different friend a couple years later who flat out told them she was going to bang my brains out.
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One time in church the prettiest girl I have ever seen (and to this day, still is) just came and sat right next to me and started talking to me. After service was over my brother jokingly kept saying I had a girlfriend.

And this girl I used to work with at McDonald's just flat out asked for my number, and later even asked if I was still a virgin. Actually typing this out makes me feel even stupider :<

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There's probably a bunch of times in my life where I missed hints tbh. I'm just oblivious to basically everything around me and even when I'm not oblivious, I just didn't care about it at all. It's why I'm still a virgin at age 31 lol.

I know back in high school 3 girls basically tried to throw themselves at me. Hell one of them literally did in a field trip one time, I was just chilling on the grass just soaking up the sun and she just threw herself at me unexpectedly and tried to have a convo with me when her face was literally inches away from mines. Another one even went around the whole school saying that we're a couple while wrapping herself around my arms and introducing her friends to me like I was her prized possession or something. The last girl would always flirt and try to get close to me during class, like trying to sit on top of me on my desk and shit. The teacher would often tell us both to stop. Like I'm getting blamed when I didn't do anything, fuck off teacher. And if any other girl showed any hints during this time then I wouldn't have known, you had to throw yourself at me for me to even know you existed >_>

Then after high school I was a neet for about 8 years, I didn't have any friends at all until I was forced to find a job because my mom was struggling to pay for everything. At work there's this one girl who's very friendly with me. Would say shit like how I'm her favorite coworker to work with, laugh at all my corny jokes, would get upset if I wasn't in specific shifts with her, compliment me at random times (like one time we were together and I had to grab something from outside that weight about 15 pounds and she kept saying stuff about how strong I am, how she was lucky that I was here because she would never be able to bring that thing on her own... shit like that.) Like I know yesterday was her birthday and I told her something like "happy birthday and sorry that I don't have any presents for you >_>" and she gave me the biggest smile and said it's okay as long as you remembered I'm happy

Even with all that I'm not sure if she likes me that much \_()_/ though from what I've understand it seems like certain coworkers basically think we're a thing anyways lol

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Cute goth girl asked me if I was going to prom, I said "I dunno, maybe"

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Tryin2GetDaPipe posted...

Like I know yesterday was her birthday and I told her something like "happy birthday and sorry that I don't have any presents for you >_>" and she gave me the biggest smile and said it's okay as long as you remembered I'm happy

Even with all that I'm not sure if she likes me that much \_()_/ though from what I've understand it seems like certain coworkers basically think we're a thing anyways lol

I swear to God if you don't ask her out I'm going to break into your house and replace your carpet with Legos and d4s.

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I'll always remember that ridiculously hot brazilian girl who came up to me in a nightclub when I was 18 while I was dancing and said "so do you like this song?" and I just said "yeah it's fun!" and then turned away and continued dancing

She just hovered near my group for a few minutes after and then slinked off looking dejected. The reality of this situation didn't hit me until the day after.

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It wasn't even a hint. A girl who I had a huge crush on who I told my foot fetish about said "Next time you see me you should just randomly shove my toes in your mouth".

She came over to my house a week later and we were chilling. She just randomly turns sideways and puts her feet into a "foot job position" on the couch, then said something like "i have only done one of these before, it was kinda hard to do". I said "oh haha cool" and we just went back to watching tv for the rest of the day. She got a boyfriend a week later.

I was so dumb.