Poll of the Day > Tinder guy said he "low key" has a crush on me

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Does anyone have any tips for being less loveable? It's a curse.

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Finally! A question that most of this board is qualified to answer.

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I wouldn't know ;)

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Hmmm, well first you gotta change your hair color and stop conditioning it etc so it's all stingy and dry, and all over the place.

Next stop wearing any makeup out, but put a ton on before bed, so you develop really bad acne (and don't cover it up).

Always eat sticky things, lettuce/spinich, now and laters etc before going out and don't brush your teeth.

Wear really baggy clothes and stuff them so you look like you are over weight (or just eat a ton and get over weight naturally!!).

Constantly talk about yourself, act like you know everything, put everyone you have ever met down constantly and wear the same clothes at least 3-4 days in a row.

Don't laugh at other peoples jokes EVER and always tell bad ones nobody will think is funny.

Yell at everyone when buying stuff/eating out etc, and basically make their lives miserable.

Constantly forget things, break things, and cause problems but blame everyone else for it.

Remember to mention you hate kids, cats, dogs (pets in general), many actors, types of tv, and that you think the earth is flat (obviously) all the time.

That should at least get you started:)

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literally anybody could have predicted this would happen

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1) Get Clingy/Needy
2) Start spewing rightwing bullshit
3) Profess you have had triple digit sex partners
4) Post pics with your tongue sticking out
5) Refer to yourself as a queen in your bio
6) Say, Sarcasm is my 2nd language like 90% of all the other women have in their bio but genuinely think youre clever

Keep in mind that this isnt 100% as theres always going to be betas thatll go for anything. But this should help shave off a lot of self respecting guys.

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Jen0125 posted...

Does anyone have any tips for being less loveable?

Scratch your butthole with your toothbrush right in front of him then put it back on the sink. If he asks what you're doing tell him it's the only way you can get proper relief for your chronic rectal itch. If he asks if you brush your teeth with the that same toothbrush say "Of course. Why wouldn't I?" in a way that sounds like you think it's odd he'd ask that question, and if he says because you just had it in your bum tell him you're confident in your bathing habits and that your butthole is clean enough to eat Easter dinner off of

Obviously throw it away later and don't use it to brush your teeth but plant that seed in his mind it'll probably calm him down a bit in the crush department

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HornedLion posted...

1) Get Clingy/Needy

I think Jen is generally cute enough that this won't turn off most guys, at least not right away.

2) Start spewing rightwing bullshit

This probably is a turn on for like 50% of Americans, so yeah, probably won't work, or at least not often enough.
Also for many guys cute > politics

3) Profess you have had triple digit sex partners

Lol, this is like a serious plus for most guys on Tinder I would say, also, more then likely a large number of chicks on Tinder can actually say this (just guessing but from what I see the younger gen (not jen) who use it are like....rabbits heh.

4) Post pics with your tongue sticking out

If done right this is silly and/or cute and would totally get a bunch of guys to dig you more.

5) Refer to yourself as a queen in your bio

Again, tons of guys are into that, and tons more will just roll with it.

6) Say, Sarcasm is my 2nd language like 90% of all the other women have in their bio but genuinely think youre clever

Are you being sarcastic here?:)


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Far-Queue posted...

Scratch your butthole with your toothbrush right in front of him then put it back on the sink. If he asks what you're doing tell him it's the only way you can get proper relief for your chronic rectal itch. If he asks if you brush your teeth with the that same toothbrush say "Of course. Why wouldn't I?" in a way that sounds like you think it's odd he'd ask that question, and if he says because you just had it in your bum tell him you're confident in your bathing habits and that your butthole is clean enough to eat Easter dinner off of

Obviously throw it away later and don't use it to brush your teeth but plant that seed in his mind it'll probably calm him down a bit in the crush department

Unless the dude is seriously into anal and eating ass in which case you might never get rid of him after that.

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Ooh good point wolfy that'd be quite the curveball

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Well, he did say "low key" so I guess you could've been more loveable

If reddit is a good source, guys get really mad if you open by asking their height

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Do idiot kids not realize what the phrase "low key" even means anymore? Like, nothing screams "low key" like saying you're attracted to a person you matched with on a dating app. Who could possibly have guessed it? It's just so subtle. They key couldn't be lower.

SomeUsername529 posted...

Do idiot kids not realize what the phrase "low key" even means anymore? Like, nothing screams "low key" like saying you're attracted to a person you matched with on a dating app. Who could possibly have guessed it? It's just so subtle. They key couldn't be lower.

Most people that actually use low key in conversation are pretty smooth brained or 17

Tinder guy says lots of things...

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Also don't disrespect him like that Jen. Call him his true name: Spider-Man

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Low key mention youre banging other dudes even if youre not. That usually works at pushing people away.

Make the duck face in all of your pics

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I already have crusty hair so I'm gonna disregard all of wolfy's advice

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EvilMegas posted...

Also don't disrespect him like that Jen. Call him his true name: Spider-Man

Ugh you're right I should put some respect on his name because he is a wonderful creature

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EvilMegas posted...

Also don't disrespect him like that Jen. Call him his true name: Spider-Man

Oh for some reason I thought this topic was about a different Tinder guy. In that case, dress up as the Green Goblin

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EvilMegas posted...

Finally! A question that most of this board is qualified to answer.

lol

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EvilMegas posted...

Finally! A question that most of this board is qualified to answer.

Lmao

Throw something in there for him to find next time he goes down. You can get creative with it, but there's plenty that should work. Like:

What in the hell? Is this a class ring/carrot/goldfish/finger puppet/diploma/loose change?

I don't wanna drive him away I just want people to be able to compartmentalize their emotions as well as I can

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Don't worry, he said it, but he'll probably get confused about his feelings in the next few months lol

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fart, and fart a lot, ok?

if you really want it to have kick, eat a diet of flaming hot cheetos and drink red bulls, ok?

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phase one complete

initiate phase two

JigsawTDC posted...

phase one complete

initiate phase two

What is phase two

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Jen0125 posted...

What is phase two

i don't remember the whole outline I gave you. I just remember it starts with him crushing and ends with you bagging a hot, rich dude in Korea.

JigsawTDC posted...

i don't remember the whole outline I gave you. I just remember it starts with him crushing and ends with you bagging a hot, rich dude in Korea.

I can work with that

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SomeUsername529 posted...

Do idiot kids not realize what the phrase "low key" even means anymore? Like, nothing screams "low key" like saying you're attracted to a person you matched with on a dating app. Who could possibly have guessed it? It's just so subtle. They key couldn't be lower.

It means he only likes her from the waist down

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Blightzkrieg posted...

It means he only likes her from the waist down

Maybe neck down?

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Jen0125 posted...

Maybe neck down?

Don't do yourself a disservice, that sexy chin is included.

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ReturnOfFa posted...

Don't do yourself a disservice, that sexy chin is included.

Hell yeah

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EvilMegas posted...

Finally! A question that most of this board is qualified to answer.

Hey! I resemble that remark. >:(

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KogaSteelfang posted...

Hey! I resemble that remark. >:(

I very much don't agree that your problem dating is because you aren't loveable lol

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Jen0125 posted...

I very much don't agree that your problem dating is because you aren't loveable lol

Wow, that honestly made me feel better. Haha, thanks.

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KogaSteelfang posted...

Wow, that honestly made me feel better. Haha, thanks.

I think you're a Debby downer but even I think you're loveable

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EvilMegas posted...

I think you're a Debby downer but even I think you're loveable

Well... You guys certainly brightened my day. That was unexpected.

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KogaSteelfang posted...

Wow, that honestly made me feel better. Haha, thanks.

Yeah, you are absolutely loveable don't tell yourself that. That's a pity if you do.

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Introduce him to us.

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KogaSteelfang posted...

Well... You guys certainly brightened my day. That was unexpected.

Dude, all you need is some confidence

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Sign him up with a gfaqs account

He's going to propose soon.

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SunWuKung420 posted...

He's going to propose soon.

Unless he's a dual citizen somewhere else I will have to decline

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I found out today that he believes in ancient aliens I love it

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This plot development intrigues me too. What has convinced him of the veracity of the ancient aliens theory?

Any Ancient Aliens talk makes me want to blow my brains out. I mean, I used to entertain it. But it's all becomes a little too much of a 'mythic past' fable when you boil away the goofiness, with 0 bearing the reality.

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Jen0125 posted...

I found out today that he believes in ancient aliens I love it

Ugh

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