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BalanceLost
03/24/21 1:28:10 AM
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Dont worry straight guys, this doesnt apply to all of you



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EnvoyOfTheLight
03/24/21 1:28:40 AM
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@LivingLegend

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Verdekal
03/24/21 1:33:23 AM
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That's just plain creepy.

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Lost_All_Senses
03/24/21 1:33:29 AM
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So, if I do gay stuff I get to look more hansom? And this isn't a trick like last time?

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Unsugarized_Foo
03/24/21 1:34:56 AM
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More like a 30 year old narcissist vs a wage slave 30 year old

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BalanceLost
03/24/21 1:25:45 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
So, if I do gay stuff I get to look more hansom? And this isn't a trick like last time?
No guarantees o_____o

Unsugarized_Foo posted...
More like a 30 year old narcissist vs a wage slave 30 year old
Fair assessment also lmao

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Hambo the Hog
03/24/21 1:28:44 PM
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Damn, I always thought I was gay, but looking at this, idk.

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YourLovelyTina
03/24/21 1:29:15 PM
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if only

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WingsOfGood
03/24/21 1:29:24 PM
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Til I must be gay
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Jagr_68
03/24/21 1:30:19 PM
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Hey don't shit on my tracksuit eh!

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Balrog0
03/24/21 1:31:02 PM
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thats a dope track suit

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Demon1050
03/24/21 1:33:12 PM
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forgot to mention this only applies to beta heteros
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Lordgold666
03/24/21 3:20:40 PM
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A life without women vs with

im jking

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Gafemage
03/24/21 3:21:49 PM
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Maybe in the early 00s, men dont age as quickly now.
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Phynaster
03/24/21 3:23:09 PM
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Yeah I don't know a single 30yo who looks like the right, gay or straight.

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Doe
03/24/21 3:27:30 PM
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There's this Jpop idol Mafumafu who's 29 almost 30 and its stunning how young he looks. He also has the voice of a child

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Choco
03/24/21 3:29:20 PM
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Phynaster posted...
Yeah I don't know a single 30yo who looks like the right, gay or straight.
let's meet up in 4 years

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Lost_All_Senses
03/24/21 4:09:57 PM
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BalanceLost posted...
No guarantees o_____o

How much prettier do I get if I just kiss it?

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MedeaLysistrata
03/24/21 4:17:49 PM
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Gafemage posted...
Maybe in the early 00s, men dont age as quickly now.
because of pollution, maybe?

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SquirtleSkwad
03/24/21 4:20:36 PM
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I'm straight and just hit my quarter-life crisis. Gonna be running and lifting a lot more now.

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JlM
03/24/21 4:20:49 PM
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Dang. I'm gonna start sucking dick so I can pick up chicks.
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Lost_All_Senses
03/24/21 4:21:03 PM
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dolomedes posted...
wow i'm a straight 35 y/o wage slave and i regularly get remarks about looking younger than i am

(i can probably credit not eating meat and not having kids)

Nobody wants to breed with a vegetarian. Second part could of been left unsaid.

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Phynaster
03/24/21 4:24:21 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Nobody wants to breed with a vegetarian. Second part could of been left unsaid.
I'll take "things insecure incels say" for a thousand, Alex.

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Dakimakura
03/24/21 4:25:21 PM
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I don't care how ugly I get! I'll just say it, i love vagina.

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Doe
03/24/21 4:26:46 PM
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FF_Redux
03/24/21 4:27:14 PM
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Balrog0
03/24/21 5:06:59 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
I'm straight and just hit my quarter-life crisis. Gonna be running and lifting a lot more now.

I think it just counts as midlife if you're 30+ I mean you're probably gonna be closer to 60 than 120 when you die

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Son Of Spam
03/24/21 5:46:54 PM
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dolomedes posted...
wow i'm a straight 35 y/o wage slave and i regularly get remarks about looking younger than i am

(i can probably credit not eating meat and not having kids)
I stopped eating meat last year (well, all animal products actually) and I feel 15 years younger (I'm 32). I've heard my share of snide comments as well, but there's no arguing with the results.

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Omnislasher
03/24/21 5:49:37 PM
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I stopped eating meat last year and feel exactly the same (physically).
that's okay.
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MedeaLysistrata
03/24/21 6:19:23 PM
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Omnislasher posted...
I stopped eating meat last year and feel exactly the same (physically).
that's okay.
honestly who are these people who experience drastic changes from medicine and diets

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Touch
03/24/21 6:21:28 PM
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30 gays vs 30 heteros who wins?

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Robot2600
03/24/21 6:21:37 PM
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dolomedes posted...
wow i'm a straight 35 y/o wage slave and i regularly get remarks about looking younger than i am

(i can probably credit not eating meat and not having kids)

Not eating meat and not having kids is the bests.
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BalanceLost
03/25/21 11:03:21 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
How much prettier do I get if I just kiss it?
You should try it out after the pandemic if youre curious ;)

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Lost_All_Senses
03/25/21 1:49:11 PM
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I forgot to come back and say the vegetarian thing was a joke >_>. Whoops. I should probably just not make jokes that I plan to follow up.

I make jokes like that over stuff I think would be silly to feel insecure about. Ironically insult people for bettering there lives in ways I could never pull off. It lands better irl where people don't do that unironically as much.

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Southernfatman
03/25/21 1:50:33 PM
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This is true. I'm 31 and bi and am like a mix between the two.

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Lanzol
03/25/21 1:52:35 PM
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I'm 30 and still look 16
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