Poll of the Day > Oklahoma Republican drafts bill to establish a Wood Ape hunting season

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Far-Queue
03/17/21 12:18:46 PM
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https://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoors/oklahoma-rep-backlash-bigfoot-hunting-season

Waste of time?

A bit of levity?

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Jen0125
03/17/21 12:21:07 PM
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Whiskey better stay away

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Clench281
03/17/21 12:21:58 PM
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Let's create a law legalizing the killing of an organism so rare it's never been verified to even exist

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Mead
03/17/21 12:22:32 PM
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Im sure Oklahomies arent facing any struggles that theyd rather their representatives focus on, theyd much rather have them troll with some boomer ass joke that would probably result in some redneck shooting a black person and claiming while winking that they thought it was Bigfoot

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EvilMegas
03/17/21 12:37:30 PM
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Let's not do anything that would actually help, let's try to make a joke bill that could get people hurt.

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Lokarin
03/17/21 12:59:07 PM
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I wonder if this has anything to do with how there are government assassins killing great apes so y'all can get palm oil

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BlackScythe0
03/17/21 2:54:43 PM
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EvilMegas posted...
Let's not do anything that would actually help, let's try to make a joke bill that could get people hurt.

Isn't that every republican bill?
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Mead
03/17/21 3:01:08 PM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
Isn't that every republican bill?

Take away healthcare and replace it with not anything 2022!

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Zeus
03/17/21 5:21:42 PM
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It's actually a kinda clever idea, since the licenses could be sold as a novelty item and thus bring in money for the state.

EvilMegas posted...
Let's not do anything that would actually help, let's try to make a joke bill that could get people hurt.

Nobody would get hurt by this bill, and the government routinely passes joke legislation that actually hurts people.

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BlackScythe0
03/17/21 5:24:34 PM
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Zeus posted...
Nobody would get hurt by this bill

Zeus says no one could be hurt by giving out hunting licenses for human shaped creatures.
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Mead
03/17/21 5:26:28 PM
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Shocking that Zeus is so readily on board with a frivolous bill that could potentially get black people killed by white supremacists

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Unbridled9
03/17/21 5:31:45 PM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
Zeus says no one could be hurt by giving out hunting licenses for human shaped creatures.

If the wood apes object all they need to do is show up in court to voice their objections and I'm sure the bill will be scuttled.

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Mead
03/17/21 5:33:21 PM
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I. . .I really dont think you should be calling them wood apes

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EvilMegas
03/17/21 5:35:29 PM
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Mmm...

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shadowsword87
03/17/21 5:44:08 PM
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Mead posted...
Shocking that Zeus is so readily on board with a frivolous bill that could potentially get black people killed by white supremacists

wat
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Mead
03/17/21 5:46:11 PM
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shadowsword87 posted...
wat

whats up?

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shadowsword87
03/17/21 5:47:52 PM
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Unless I'm mistaken Wood Ape is just another term for a sasquatch/bigfoot.
https://www.woodape.org/

I don't know what this has to do with hunting black people.
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Mead
03/17/21 6:22:13 PM
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shadowsword87 posted...
Unless I'm mistaken Wood Ape is just another term for a sasquatch/bigfoot.
https://www.woodape.org/

I don't know what this has to do with hunting black people.

on its own I dont think it does

but racists can be a slippery bunch

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shadowsword87
03/17/21 6:23:46 PM
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That's some of the most shaky logic I've ever seen.
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Mead
03/17/21 6:24:10 PM
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Apparently Rob Lowe insists he saw a Bigfoot in the Ozarks lmao

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/rob-lowe-bigfoot-wood-ape/

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Mead
03/17/21 6:25:42 PM
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shadowsword87 posted...
That's some of the most shaky logic I've ever seen.

I guess you never saw that video some white kids made a while back about knickers

if you had I think you would understand where Im coming from

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shadowsword87
03/17/21 6:28:36 PM
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Mead posted...
I guess you never saw that video some white kids made a while back about knickers

if you had I think you would understand where Im coming from

I think it's more fair to go after the people who are actually being horrifically racist than bigfoot hunters who want to be legally allowed to try and hunt bigfoot.
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EvilMegas
03/17/21 6:33:21 PM
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shadowsword87 posted...
I think it's more fair to go after the people who are actually being horrifically racist than bigfoot hunters who want to be legally allowed to try and hunt bigfoot.
You act like you cant be both.

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Mead
03/17/21 6:33:49 PM
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shadowsword87 posted...
I think it's more fair to go after the people who are actually being horrifically racist than bigfoot hunters who want to be legally allowed to try and hunt bigfoot.

who is going after Bigfoot hunters

they have absolute freedom to look for Bigfoot, heck I hope they find him so that he finally has to pay child support

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shadowsword87
03/17/21 8:25:47 PM
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Mead posted...
who is going after Bigfoot hunters

they have absolute freedom to look for Bigfoot, heck I hope they find him so that he finally has to pay child support

Except when you find 'em, you can't shoot 'em.
Now that's not truely 'merican now is it.
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ReturnOfFa
03/17/21 8:51:21 PM
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bigfoot isn't real

therefore selling hunting licenses is stupid

cheers

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papercup
03/17/21 8:57:16 PM
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Oh so the GOP are useless chucklefucks. I see nothing has changed.

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Mead
03/17/21 9:11:30 PM
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shadowsword87 posted...
Except when you find 'em, you can't shoot 'em.
Now that's not truely 'merican now is it.

yeah, it is, cause if theyre real theyre obviously super endangered

or do you think people should go around shooting bald eagles out of the sky until they dont exist anymore?

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ReturnOfFa
03/17/21 9:42:45 PM
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Here's my big question -

Where does bigfoot poo?

oh right

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shadowsword87
03/17/21 9:47:35 PM
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Mead posted...
yeah, it is, cause if theyre real theyre obviously super endangered

or do you think people should go around shooting bald eagles out of the sky until they dont exist anymore?

Mead.
Mead.
Mead.
Bigfoot isn't real.

You don't need to worry about bigfoot preservation.
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Mead
03/17/21 9:48:51 PM
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shadowsword87 posted...
Mead.
Mead.
Mead.
Bigfoot isn't real.

You don't need to worry about bigfoot preservation.

if I dont need to worry about it then it seems Im too late

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shadowsword87
03/17/21 9:54:07 PM
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Have you seen how humans dealt with our genetic cousins? We **hate** them. Neanderthals? Killed and bred out. Pygmy? Killed.
We come across anything that looks kinda human, we kill.
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Mead
03/17/21 9:55:33 PM
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shadowsword87 posted...
Have you seen how humans dealt with our genetic cousins? We **hate** them. Neanderthals? Killed and bred out. Pygmy? Killed.
We come across anything that looks kinda human, we kill.

and racists treat other races like they are less than human



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JigsawTDC
03/17/21 10:28:22 PM
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shadowsword87 posted...
Have you seen how humans dealt with our genetic cousins? We **hate** them. Neanderthals? Killed and bred out. Pygmy? Killed.
We come across anything that looks kinda human, we kill.

More than just anything that looks human! I highly recommend the book The Sixth Extinction by Elizabeth Kolbert.
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shadowsword87
03/18/21 12:05:51 AM
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JigsawTDC posted...
More than just anything that looks human! I highly recommend the book The Sixth Extinction by Elizabeth Kolbert.

Oh yeah, that's because we wanted to kill those animals though, for meat, or ivory, or whatever. Not malicious killings.
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Mead
03/18/21 12:37:14 AM
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shadowsword87 posted...
Oh yeah, that's because we wanted to kill those animals though, for meat, or ivory, or whatever. Not malicious killings.

I bet they sometimes get killed just by people being assholes too, because sometimes people can be real assholes and kill things they arent supposed to

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JigsawTDC
03/18/21 12:45:26 AM
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shadowsword87 posted...
Oh yeah, that's because we wanted to kill those animals though, for meat, or ivory, or whatever. Not malicious killings.


Idk, I'd say hunting anything to extinction, whatever the reason, counts as malicious killings. There's way too many examples of humans being cruel towards animals to just assume that any and all hunting was for survival or product.

Also, it's probably worth noting, there's plenty of species that have gone extinct indirectly from humans because of things like rain forest fragmentation and invasive species brought by humans. Not everything goes extinct because of hunting.
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Mead
03/18/21 12:48:54 AM
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Yeah theres a whole bunch of species going extinct because of all the forests and rainforests being cut down to make more palm oil which goes into tons of food

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