Poll of the Day > Would you be ok with your son or daughter dating a cop?

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no because who even is this ghost child from the netherverse

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Yeah sure. As long as they're a good person and treat my kid well. Why not?

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No, I wouldn't want my child to be domestically abused.

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It wouldn't bother me. I don't do anything that would get me into trouble with the law but even if I did I don't need to tell the cop or my son/daughter nothing.

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No, I've always hated cops

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A cop would certainly be preferable to a BLM member. Granted, it'd mean that I'd have to get rid of the panda fighting ring I have stashed in my basement and I wouldn't be able to store counterfeit jeans in my garage.

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Whargarble posted...

No, I wouldn't want my child to be domestically abused.

that's mostly a movie/tv thing
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Krazy_Kirby posted...

that's mostly a movie/tv thing

It's mostly an about half of the cops I've ever known thing. They're not nice people.

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My only concern would be if the cop was just three days away from retirement and his best friend just rejoined the police force to hunt down an infamous criminal because 'it's personal'. Then I'd probably be against them dating a cop.

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Technically, you have to be ok with it.

What are you gonna do about it? Lose sleep about it, not support your child's decision, or let it bother you?

Good luck with that.

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I wouldn't try to dictate him or her to not do it, but I'd definitely be warning them it's a bad idea.

Especially a guy marrying a female cop. That's a nightmare waiting to happen if the relationship ever turns sour. Normal women already have enough power to make fake claims and get an innocent man tossed in jail, someone in the criminal justice system could really put the screws to her husband if she was psychotic enough (which...as a cop...is more likely than in the general populace).

Soup_or_Science posted...

Technically, you have to be ok with it.

What are you gonna do about it? Lose sleep about it, not support your child's decision, or let it bother you?

Good luck with that.

Yeah, exactly. Can't really stop it, all you can do is try to warn against it. Sort of like if your son was dating an obvious gold digger.

Sure. All the cops I know personally are cool.

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SunWuKung420 posted...

Sure. All the cops I know personally are cool.

Cool. A demographic that has not once in a single encounter been polite to me dating my daughter. A demographic that statistically beats their wives at 2-4 times the normal rate. And he has more power than me, basically unlimited power over everyone he meets. And in this neighborhood he's 100% a blue lives matter republican who denies any police brutality ever, who will turn my daughter into the same, and then my grandkids.

Great idea. I can't think of a single reason why I would not want that nightmare to happen. He's probably going to go up to me with a skinhead cut and try to break my hand with a masculine handshake.

Oh yeah, forget to mention they have the highest rate of domestic abuse out of any profession.

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Yellow posted...

A demographic that has not once in a single encounter been polite to me dating my daughter.

Personally, I think that's a little bit selfish. You can't be the only guy that dates your daughter.

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Soup_or_Science posted...

Personally, I think that's a little bit selfish. You can't be the only guy that dates your daughter.

...I'm not not going to lie this is a good diss because I can't argue against it without looking like I'm defending my dating my nonexistent daughter.

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^wtf duckbear is that you?

proper grammar pls

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No I disapprove of domestic violence against my hypothetical adult children

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I would not be ok with having a son or daughter.

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Zeus posted...

A cop would certainly be preferable to a BLM member. Granted, it'd mean that I'd have to get rid of the panda fighting ring I have stashed in my basement and I wouldn't be able to store counterfeit jeans in my garage.

What about the cops that tried to prevent the Trump private army from infiltrating the capital building?

They were chanting Blue Lives Matter a few months ago but they had no problem attacking and killing the cops that tried to bar their entry.

yeah y would I care

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Monopoman posted...

What about the cops that tried to prevent the Trump private army from infiltrating the capital building?

lol
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Krazy_Kirby posted...

lol

You laugh but he tells them what to do they do it, they might not get paid but they came in with weapons and killed and harmed police officers to get in. Shit the only reason most politicians were not killed or harmed is the cops risked their lives to distract and confuse the Trump army.

I know without a doubt in my mind they would have killed Pelosi and/or Pence on that day if they would have captured them. There were chants of "Hang Mike Pence!" outside the capital building that very day.

I'd be so happy to have a son or daughter i'd be ok with almost anything.

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One day, a 17 year old girl tells her parents she is pregnant.

Her Dad screams "Bring me the motherfucker who did this to you!"

A short while later, a cop car pulls up outside.

"I'm very sorry about this." the cop says. "It wasn't intentional. Despite my love for your daughter, I cannot be a proper father towards the child because I don't think it would be fair due to the dangerous nature of my job. However, my family is quite well off and I will support this child in any way I can.

If it is a boy, I will put 100 000 dollars into a bank account for him and on his 18th birthday I will give him a car of his choice.

If it is a girl, I will put 100 000 dollars into a bank account for her and also give her a car of her choice when she turns 18.

If it is twins, they will both receive 100000 dollars and a car each.

However, if there is a miscarriage...."

The Dad puts his hand on the cop's shoulder.

"You'll fuck her again, right? "

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Yeah, I don't exactly believe cops are the scum of the Earth, so sure.

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Monopoman posted...

You laugh but he tells them what to do they do it, they might not get paid but they came in with weapons and killed and harmed police officers to get in. Shit the only reason most politicians were not killed or harmed is the cops risked their lives to distract and confuse the Trump army.

I know without a doubt in my mind they would have killed Pelosi and/or Pence on that day if they would have captured them. There were chants of "Hang Mike Pence!" outside the capital building that very day.

he said peaceful.

and one of the politicians who said she was afraid for her life wasn't even in the same building...
said she hid in her office while they came in, but her office is across the park and street from the capital building
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no, she could do much better, ok?

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This topic went very bizarre places

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I'd be concerned about the domestic violence statistics

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grimhilde00 posted...

I'd be concerned about the domestic violence statistics

google searches turn up articles that just cite really old studies
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Krazy_Kirby posted...

he said peaceful.

and one of the politicians who said she was afraid for her life wasn't even in the same building...
said she hid in her office while they came in, but her office is across the park and street from the capital building

Bullshit, if you watch all the evidence the Democrats brought in he was riling them up for weeks ahead of time. Telling them the election was stolen and it was their duty to ensure that Trump remained president.

Just because he said peaceful one time doesn't mean jack shit.

I saw people interviewed at Trump rallies months before the election and even back then they were claiming that if Biden wins it would only be based on fraud. That there was no way Trump could ever lose the election unless Biden used fraud or other underhanded means to win.

I don't see why not. Has little bearing on their worth as a person.

Zeus posted...

A cop would certainly be preferable to a BLM member.

My boy just looks for clouds to yell at. BLM has absolutely fuckall to do with this topic, especially since they're not even mutually exclusive.

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no, my children can do much better, ok?

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If I was unfortunate enough to end up with a child I would not be ok with them dating anyone from any dangerous professions. If they disobey then they can kiss their inheritance goodbye.

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VeeVees posted...

If I was unfortunate enough to end up with a child I would not be ok with them dating anyone from any dangerous professions. If they disobey then they can kiss their inheritance goodbye.

why are you even planning on leaving an inheritance if you don't want a child?

I am not a big spender and will most certainly have plenty left for my sibling and/or their kids.

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VeeVees posted...

If I was unfortunate enough to end up with a child I would not be ok with them dating anyone from any dangerous professions. If they disobey then they can kiss their inheritance goodbye.

You'd be a great father.
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Revelation34 posted...

You'd be a great father.

in my will, everyone has to do a large rage in the cage match, ok?

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ClarkDuke posted...

in my will, everyone has to do a large rage in the cage match, ok?

My inheritance goes to whoever gets the briefcase down first in a ladder match.

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Zareth posted...

My inheritance goes to whoever gets the briefcase down first in a ladder match.

knock their ladders down, easy win
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Zareth posted...

My inheritance goes to whoever gets the briefcase down first in a ladder match.

does yours include a clause for real folding chairs also? i cannot accept safety folding chairs, ok?

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Yes, as long the cop is a good person.

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Monopoman posted... You laugh but he tells them what to do they do it, they might not get paid but they came in with weapons and killed and harmed police officers to get in. Shit the only reason most politicians were not killed or harmed is the cops risked their lives to distract and confuse the Trump army.

Seconding and raising Kirby's lol to a LOL

Monopoman posted...

I know without a doubt in my mind they would have killed Pelosi and/or Pence on that day if they would have captured them. There were chants of "Hang Mike Pence!" outside the capital building that very day.

Which is basically saying that you're out of touch with reality.

VeeVees posted...

If I was unfortunate enough to end up with a child I would not be ok with them dating anyone from any dangerous professions. If they disobey then they can kiss their inheritance goodbye.

What inheritance? XD

deoxxys posted...

This topic went very bizarre places

It ended pretty much exactly how people might expect, including the tc

keyblader1985 posted...

My boy just looks for clouds to yell at. BLM has absolutely fuckall to do with this topic, especially since they're not even mutually exclusive.

Considering it's a topic suggesting that something is wrong with the idea of dating a cop -- an idea heavily promoted by BLM -- it's certainly apropos, my dude.


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Zeus posted...

Which is basically saying that you're out of touch with reality.

Classic projection, because every word quoted there is truth. Mobs of people have killed for less at Walmart, and these people went there with weapons, "Civil War Jan. 6 2021" shirts, and nooses, to round up perceived enemies of the country, while chanting hang one and calling out menacingly for others. Oh, and killed cops. You're fucking delusional if you think they wouldn't have died if anyone there got their hands on them with psycho mob mentality in full effect.

Zeus posted...

Considering it's a topic suggesting that something is wrong with the idea of dating a cop -- an idea heavily promoted by BLM -- it's certainly apropos, my dude.

Even if that were true, it's not like BLM invented the idea of cops being bad. And there are myriad reasons to be against it - dangerous profession more likely to leave your child widowed, you don't want cops in your questionable business, etc. But no, you're the only one here whose one-track mind went "cops" > > > "fuck BLM." Nobody else brought it up before or after you.

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keyblader1985 posted...

Classic projection, because every word quoted there is truth. Mobs of people have killed for less at Walmart, and these people went there with weapons, "Civil War Jan. 6 2021" shirts, and nooses, to round up perceived enemies of the country, while chanting hang one and calling out menacingly for others. Oh, and killed cops. You're fucking delusional if you think they wouldn't have died if anyone there got their hands on them with psycho mob mentality in full effect.

unfortunately zeus is well aware they wouldve killed had they caught someone of interest. just as hes aware the mods cant punish him for spreading qanon propaganda, all due to his mains high karma, ok?

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Sometimes I wish Zeus hadn't blocked me so I could shove him into a locker like he deserves, but I'm glad others are keeping up the tradition at least. Fucking dweeb.

I am surprise people still acknowledges his existence.

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