Current Events > Tiger Woods Injured in Single Car Crash in L.A., Extracted with Jaws of Life

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Scorsese2002
02/23/21 2:40:00 PM
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eston
02/23/21 2:43:11 PM
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TommyG663513
02/23/21 2:43:30 PM
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Hope he gets better soon

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WaterLink
02/23/21 2:50:38 PM
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eston posted...
I wonder if he was drunk or high

Just had back surgery so wouldn't surprise me if he was on pills. Again. >_>

Just awful.
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Monolith1676
02/23/21 2:50:44 PM
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eston posted...
I wonder if he was drunk or high

If not I wonder if someone hacked his car.

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Deja Blue 03
02/23/21 2:51:26 PM
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I heard. Horrible =/

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Scorsese2002
02/23/21 2:51:29 PM
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Cant help but have flashbacks from this same time last year when another megastar was lost....hope its nothing major

It said he recently had another back surgery, hopefully it was prescription drug related
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Scorsese2002
02/23/21 2:52:09 PM
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FoxNews got word in from a Woods spokesperson that he has multiple leg injuries and is in surgery
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ledbowman
02/23/21 2:52:53 PM
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he was masturbating

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Tom Clark
02/23/21 2:54:07 PM
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Hope he's okay.

If he's recovering from surgery then I imagine it could be the painkillers.

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Hop103
02/23/21 2:54:18 PM
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May he have a safe recovery. Thank goodness it's just leg injuries.
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CanuckCowboy
02/23/21 2:55:08 PM
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Nordgren sniped him with a 9 iron from the side of the road.

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Goatslapper
02/23/21 2:55:15 PM
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Oh fuck hope he's okay.

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Lost_All_Senses
02/23/21 2:56:13 PM
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WaterLink posted...
Just had back surgery so wouldn't surprise me if he was on pills. Again. >_>

Just awful.

Hey. Hey! I do everything on large amount of pain pills and I never hurt myself. Granted, I don't drive. But I do climb high places and operate power tools. It's more fun when you're lifted. I have a portable bowl to take with me high places as well.

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Questionmarktarius
02/23/21 3:01:54 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Hey. Hey! I do everything on large amount of pain pills and I never hurt myself.
"as needed" may be the root cause here.

Take a pill, wait ten or fifteen minutes, nothing happens
Take another pill, wait another ten or fifteen minutes, nothing is happening yet
Take another pill, wait another ten or fifteen minutes, nothing is happening yet
Take another pill, wait another ten or fifteen minutes, ohshit they all kicked in at once!
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WaterLink
02/23/21 3:02:40 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
WaterLink posted...
Just had back surgery so wouldn't surprise me if he was on pills. Again. >_>

Just awful.

Hey. Hey! I do everything on large amount of pain pills and I never hurt myself. Granted, I don't drive. But I do climb high places and operate power tools. It's more fun when you're lifted. I have a portable bowl to take with me high places as well.

Personally I think thats stupid of you but in those activities you're presumably the only one assuming the risk so have at it. When you drive you're putting others at risk. Plus if you have TW money you can afford a personal driver, there isn't really an excuse for that.

Disclaimer: Not saying that he was on pills obviously as nothing confirmed yet as far as that goes, just speculation because of his history of use and recent surgeries and this was a single car accident.
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Tyranthraxus
02/23/21 3:03:38 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
"as needed" may be the root cause here.

Take a pill, wait ten or fifteen minutes, nothing happens
Take another pill, wait another ten or fifteen minutes, nothing is happening yet
Take another pill, wait another ten or fifteen minutes, nothing is happening yet
Take another pill, wait another ten or fifteen minutes, ohshit they all kicked in at once!
I am like 99.99999% sure this is how Heath Ledger died.

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Scorsese2002
02/23/21 3:09:34 PM
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Everything was going well with Tiger too, he looked so happy when he was playing with his Charlie in that tournament last year, such tragic news
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ledbowman
02/23/21 3:10:40 PM
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maybe he is taking xanax again

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Questionmarktarius
02/23/21 3:10:46 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
I am like 99.99999% sure this is how Heath Ledger died.
Likely also how Roseanne Barr's career died.
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Tyranthraxus
02/23/21 3:12:25 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Likely also how Roseanne Barr's career died.
Same drugs too.

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I4NRulez
02/23/21 3:13:04 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
"as needed" may be the root cause here.

Take a pill, wait ten or fifteen minutes, nothing happens
Take another pill, wait another ten or fifteen minutes, nothing is happening yet
Take another pill, wait another ten or fifteen minutes, nothing is happening yet
Take another pill, wait another ten or fifteen minutes, ohshit they all kicked in at once!

This is why anything other than like asprin i have someone else give me the pills. My dad accidentally OD'd from this. Luckily he was ok

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gatorsPENSbucs
02/23/21 3:18:52 PM
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Hope hes alright. Just got done playing with David Spade too, would have loved to been in that group.

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Antifar
02/23/21 3:19:28 PM
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Damn

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Scorsese2002
02/23/21 3:21:15 PM
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Heard on the radio heading into work that the injuries are moderate to critical
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Tyranthraxus
02/23/21 3:24:15 PM
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His career might be for real over because of this.

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Questionmarktarius
02/23/21 3:24:42 PM
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Scorsese2002 posted...
Heard on the radio heading into work that the injuries are moderate to critical
That car is fucked up:
https://imagez.tmz.com/image/15/16by9/2021/02/23/1537739cc6f7475e984826597e8ead6c_md.jpg
Looks like this may be the bottom of a hill, too. Likely a few broken bones out of this.
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Crepes
02/23/21 3:27:08 PM
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Did he ever get back with his wife?

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thronedfire2
02/23/21 3:32:56 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
"as needed" may be the root cause here.

Take a pill, wait ten or fifteen minutes, nothing happens
Take another pill, wait another ten or fifteen minutes, nothing is happening yet
Take another pill, wait another ten or fifteen minutes, nothing is happening yet
Take another pill, wait another ten or fifteen minutes, ohshit they all kicked in at once!

yeah thats not how youre supposed to do that at all. Theres still a maximum dose, you start low and work your way up if you have to buy not over only an hour

and thats only if the doctor doesnt tell you exactly how many to take for some reason

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Questionmarktarius
02/23/21 3:38:14 PM
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Livestream of the accident site:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IacTYnfLs0g

Go back about 43-ish minutes (pan to some sort of crossover/turn lane), and the path the car took is fairly obvious.

edit: 1:40 in the playback. Livestream ended.
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Taharqa_
02/23/21 3:39:11 PM
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Looks like the impact was so hard the motor flew out, holy shit.

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ColdRainAndSnow
02/23/21 3:40:24 PM
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omg he could have died

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CableZL
02/23/21 3:41:05 PM
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Hopefully he's OK. I fear this might be the end of his career.

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ColdRainAndSnow
02/23/21 3:45:34 PM
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I reported you bowman

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Shotgunnova
02/23/21 3:57:27 PM
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Damn, hope he pulls through just fine.

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kingdrake2
02/23/21 3:59:52 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
His career might be for real over because of this.


he was at the top of his game at one point. better golfer's took his place. might be time to retire.

also to note. it's never okay to drive high (putting other people in danger).
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ledbowman
02/23/21 4:02:00 PM
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ColdRainAndSnow posted...
I reported you bowman
ok karen

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CornPop
02/23/21 4:13:35 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
His career might be for real over because of this.

Very true, he just underwent back surgery again. Leg injuries on top of that and this might be it. I hope he can recover safely for his and his family's sake.

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garan
02/23/21 4:36:50 PM
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Crepes posted...
Did he ever get back with his wife?


Lol, no. She got 100 million from the divorce, no need to go back to his cheating ass after that.
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PokemonYoutube
02/23/21 4:39:06 PM
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Nono, clearly his wife was chasing him with a golf club.

https://youtu.be/91SHB4ZlhHw?t=63
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Giant_Aspirin
02/23/21 4:42:54 PM
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imagine how fast he was going to cause that wreck, goodness. thankfully his reckless driving didn't injure anyone else.

Production sources tell TMZ, when the director arrived just before 7 AM, Tiger was driving his SUV very fast as he was leaving the property and almost hit the director's car. The director was shaken enough to tell production staff about it after he parked.

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Zikten
02/23/21 5:39:27 PM
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Hop103 posted...
May he have a safe recovery. Thank goodness it's just leg injuries.

Yea I heard he had injuries and I wondered if this could kill his career. But if it is legs maybe he still can golf
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ColdRainAndSnow
02/23/21 6:28:37 PM
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Hes lucky to be alove

https://twitter.com/ansteyevan/status/1364356205683048453?s=21

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SPE
02/23/21 6:29:33 PM
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there have been several questions in Spanish.

I bet MAGAs will be mad. It seems Spanish is a big part of CA

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ColdRainAndSnow
02/23/21 6:34:56 PM
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Lucky to be alive; so; prayers up!!

https://twitter.com/bengolliver/status/1364356144794267650?s=21

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SPE
02/23/21 6:42:44 PM
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Reporters are pieces of shit.

reporter: did he cry? Was he in tears?

wtf

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