Current Events > Ted 'Cancun' Cruz possibly on flight back from Cancun to Houston

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CruelBuffalo
02/18/21 10:29:01 AM
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CyricZ
02/18/21 10:30:12 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing
02/18/21 10:30:47 AM
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He will claim he never went to Cancun and every Republican will believe him.

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lww99
02/18/21 10:30:57 AM
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CruelBuffalo
02/18/21 10:32:43 AM
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CruelBuffalo
02/18/21 10:33:35 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
He will claim he never went to Cancun and every Republican will believe him.


Nah hes gonna claim that he just went to escort his wife and family. Despite him bringing a travel suitcase
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CruelBuffalo
02/18/21 10:35:59 AM
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https://twitter.com/regularcorrect/status/1362245634053599234

Totally looks like a day trip bag. Am I right?
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Hexenherz
02/18/21 10:39:43 AM
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What's even the point - he left for a day and then came back? Fucking stupid lol.

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Giant_Aspirin
02/18/21 10:40:21 AM
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this is, like, the most Republican thing i've seen all year.

some rich mother fucker completely bypasses his responsibility to help his constituents because he'd rather vacation in mexico

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CyricZ
02/18/21 10:41:58 AM
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Right-wingers would tell you "well it's not like he can actually do anything about it".

Which tells you everything you need to know.

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RchHomieQuanChi
02/18/21 10:43:36 AM
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Cancun can keep him tbh

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TheHoldSteady
02/18/21 10:50:10 AM
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At least he's wearing a mask lol

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onedarksoul
02/18/21 10:51:37 AM
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"He should be out there weatherizing those windmills!"

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CyricZ
02/18/21 10:52:28 AM
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onedarksoul posted...
"He should be out there weatherizing those windmills!"
You're late. I've already made the joke that right-wingers expect their government representatives to do nothing.

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TommyG663513
02/18/21 10:54:37 AM
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TheHoldSteady posted...
At least he's wearing a mask lol

This may be the most damning part for his constituents

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onedarksoul
02/18/21 10:55:34 AM
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He hasn't been doing nothing though. He's raising awareness, while the workers restore power, which is enough.

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RobertDoback
02/18/21 10:56:17 AM
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I hate Republicans.

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karmageddon28
02/18/21 11:19:33 AM
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RobertDoback posted...


I hate Republicans.

I mean, come on Biden, everyone knows the presidential thing to do in disasters is fly down there and throw them a roll of paper towels. That'll solve all their problems.
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SPE
02/18/21 11:22:20 AM
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Republicans: mexico is a horrible, dangerous place full of terrible people. Kick them all out, USA! USA!

Republicans too: Texas has failed, lets vacation in Mexico.

republican voters: well, the coup failed. We can still vacation in Mexico before we face any consequences, right?


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LightHawKnight
02/18/21 11:29:23 AM
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RobertDoback posted...


I hate Republicans.

Can that guy be fired out of a cannon?

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iPhone_7
02/18/21 11:29:56 AM
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Didnt Biden play Mario Kart with his granddaughter a day or two before what has been in Texas? Its not like he did it during.

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LightHawKnight
02/18/21 11:30:23 AM
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iPhone_7 posted...
Didnt Biden play Mario Kart with his granddaughter a day or two before what has been in Texas? Its not like he did it during.

You think republicans care about the facts?

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The Trent
02/18/21 11:31:36 AM
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remember when trump told cruz his wife was ugly in front of the entire country haHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH sorry i should've been caps'd from the jump because it's that fucking funny

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Unknown5uspect
02/18/21 11:32:27 AM
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cuh posted...
That man is a joke, wow
The fuck kinda bullshit. What was what happened to Franken, then?

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CruelBuffalo
02/18/21 11:34:01 AM
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The Trent posted...
remember when trump told cruz his wife was ugly in front of the entire country haHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH sorry i should've been caps'd from the jump because it's that fucking funny

Honestly Trumps burn on Rand Paul was better

https://youtu.be/Inx7WgtQ4Pk

So effortlessly funny lol
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dameon_reaper
02/18/21 11:35:26 AM
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Unknown5uspect posted...
The fuck kinda bullshit. What was what happened to Franken, then?

The left don't throw their own under the bus? lmao.

Bruh, if anything, the left fight the left a lot.

This John dude is funny. Republicans always talking about how the left are sheep and should make up their own minds but this guy is literally saying "Follow the herd".

This sheep.
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The Trent
02/18/21 11:37:33 AM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
Honestly Trumps burn on Rand Paul was better

https://youtu.be/Inx7WgtQ4Pk

So effortlessly funny lol

i will be forever perplexed by EVERYONE'S response to trump's bullying
like if i'm rand paul as soon as i hear that shit i'm ready to open up about looks
because what the fuck man have you looked at yourself donald trump
like how did nobody EVER bring a gun back to the fight when they saw him holding one
it blows my mind

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CruelBuffalo
02/18/21 11:43:52 AM
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i will be forever perplexed by EVERYONE'S response to trump's bullying
like if i'm rand paul as soon as i hear that shit i'm ready to open up about looks
because what the fuck man have you looked at yourself donald trump
like how did nobody EVER bring a gun back to the fight when they saw him holding one
it blows my mind


True, but everyone who tried to get into the mud with him failed. Look at Lil Marco and Kill Baby Hitler Jeb!
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The Trent
02/18/21 11:53:17 AM
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i guess if you're not a bull you can't really meet a bully on a bully level
and marco rubio, jeb bush and rand paul are no bulls

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CruelBuffalo
02/18/21 11:53:23 AM
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Lmaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooo.

Im sure this hothead has plenty of tweets mocking liberals for vacations
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CruelBuffalo
02/18/21 11:53:50 AM
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The Trent posted...
i guess if you're not a bull you can't really meet a bully on a bully level
and marco rubio, jeb bush and rand paul are no bulls

I see what you did there
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Smashingpmkns
02/18/21 11:54:41 AM
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LightHawKnight
02/18/21 11:55:32 AM
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GregShmedley posted...

Fire this guy out of a cannon too.

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DeadBankerDream
02/18/21 11:58:28 AM
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Reminder that when Trump mispronounced Thailand as 'thigh-land', Dinesh D'Souza tried to gaslight the internet into believing that's how everyone pronounces it.
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