Current Events > Work crush is literally only 19

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nothanks1
02/04/21 7:06:31 AM
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Well time to avoid her for the rest of my employment here
I thought she was at least 25
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deupd_u
02/04/21 7:06:50 AM
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It doesn't matter.

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nothanks1
02/04/21 7:09:11 AM
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She's like 'yeah I'm only 19 I graduated the year you started working here'

I hate this
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Cheater87
02/04/21 7:10:23 AM
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She is still of age, I'd date her.

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JTilly
02/04/21 7:11:13 AM
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How old is you?

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Buu_88
02/04/21 7:17:21 AM
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How's her ass?

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Middle hope
02/04/21 7:18:53 AM
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nothanks1
02/04/21 7:23:14 AM
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JTilly posted...
How old is you?

34

Buu_88 posted...
How's her ass?

Dude no
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The_Korey
02/04/21 7:23:57 AM
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JTilly
02/04/21 7:24:52 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
34


dang, technically you could be old enough to be her father

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nothanks1
02/04/21 7:25:51 AM
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The_Korey posted...
Is she the one with a wife?

No she's like 50

JTilly posted...


dang, technically you could be old enough to be her father

She literally was a student last year
It's creepy
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JTilly
02/04/21 7:26:54 AM
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nothanks1 posted...



She literally was a student last year
It's creepy

or hot

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nothanks1
02/04/21 7:33:01 AM
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JTilly posted...


or hot

I already have to deal with two seniors obsessed with me and had to get one of the counsellors involved.
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XxKrebsxX
02/04/21 7:38:16 AM
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Where do you work that a 19 year old got hired to the same position youre in at 34?
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Hexenherz
02/04/21 7:39:23 AM
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What if it was Annie from Community would you have those same reservations

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nothanks1
02/04/21 7:50:12 AM
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XxKrebsxX posted...
Where do you work that a 19 year old got hired to the same position youre in at 34?

School
She's admin staff
all the admin staff tend to mix together
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Doe
02/04/21 8:01:06 AM
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i need an older lover to teach me the ways

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El Mexicano Texano
02/04/21 8:05:05 AM
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XxKrebsxX posted...
Where do you work that a 19 year old got hired to the same position youre in at 34?

Fast-food? Walmart? He could be a janitor at a daycare and she takes care of kids

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Fazeo13
02/04/21 8:07:00 AM
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I SAID HOW'S HER ASS!!?

Now just do the polite thing and answer the question.
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FortuneCookie
02/04/21 8:08:46 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
She's like 'yeah I'm only 19 I graduated the year you started working here'

I hate this

Psst. The age of consent is 18.
In case your math skills aren't the best, 19 is over 18. You're in the clear.
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Flockaveli
02/04/21 8:11:28 AM
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It's not like you had any realistic chance of dating her anyway.

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WrestlinFan
02/04/21 8:13:53 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Psst. The age of consent is 18.
In case your math skills aren't the best, 19 is over 18. You're in the clear.
What could possibly go wrong with this situation.

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nothanks1
02/04/21 8:15:18 AM
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Fazeo13 posted...
I SAID HOW'S HER ASS!!?

Now just do the polite thing and answer the question.

I'm unsure. I'm assuming her ass is happy

FortuneCookie posted...


Psst. The age of consent is 18.
In case your math skills aren't the best, 19 is over 18. You're in the clear.

I'm not going to hit on a girl that's literally just fresh out of high school
she's never even gone to a fucking pub
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FortuneCookie
02/04/21 8:16:06 AM
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nothanks1 posted...


I'm not going to hit on a girl that's literally just fresh out of high school
she's never even gone to a fucking pub

How's the weather in Prudesville?
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nothanks1
02/04/21 8:18:47 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...


How's the weather in Prudesville?

She keeps reminding me she was a student last year and it's disturbing me
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R1masher
02/04/21 8:23:00 AM
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Is she Russia

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Alucard188
02/04/21 8:25:04 AM
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I love how people are shitting on the TC here, like there isn't a moral or ethical quandary to be had when you're dating a co-worker almost half your age.

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nothanks1
02/04/21 8:26:13 AM
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R1masher posted...
Is she Russia

She's Irish
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Dragon239
02/04/21 8:30:26 AM
#31:


cool tc, cool.

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RadiantJoyrock
02/04/21 8:34:07 AM
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As someone that was in almost your exact situation (I was a couple years younger) dont do it tc your instincts are good
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electricbugs2
02/04/21 8:36:21 AM
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I swear 25% of CE must be Mormons attending BYU. It would certainly explain being this prude about a 19 year old working in a school.

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SkittyOnWailord
02/04/21 8:38:00 AM
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As opposed to being figuratively 19?

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nothanks1
02/04/21 8:41:26 AM
#35:


electricbugs2 posted...
I swear 25% of CE must be Mormons attending BYU. It would certainly explain being this prude about a 19 year old working in a school.

Your opinion regarding anything like this is literally worth less than nothing considering your behaviours
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nothanks1
02/04/21 8:42:20 AM
#36:


Anyway there's no way I was even going to ask her out since I work with her
I'm just creeped out by the fact like a year ago she was literally a student at the school
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MonkeyBones23
02/04/21 8:44:09 AM
#37:


Do not do that if you work at a school. If you end up dating her people are going to assume that you'd fool around with students who are close to that age. Even if it's not true people will think like that.

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_Rinku_
02/04/21 8:44:31 AM
#38:


No shame in finding someone who's 19 hot, but yeah, a relationship with that age gap seems like a bad idea.

Inb4 the "so are you saying it'd be creepy for someone who's 44 to date someone who's 29" people; no, because both of the people in that situation have been adults for a while and have a lot more life experience than someone who literally had to get permission to go to the bathroom last year.

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electricbugs2
02/04/21 8:45:49 AM
#39:


nothanks1 posted...
Your opinion regarding anything like this is literally worth less than nothing considering your behaviours
Incoming Brutai meltdown.

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SkittyOnWailord
02/04/21 8:46:03 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
Anyway there's no way I was even going to ask her out since I work with her
I'm just creeped out by the fact like a year ago she was literally a student at the school

You're only finding it creepy because you're attracted to her. Otherwise you wouldn't think anything of it.

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nothanks1
02/04/21 8:51:07 AM
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I'm finding it creepy because I literally had to report two senior girls for being appropriate with me and they're only a year younger
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Buu_88
02/04/21 8:58:14 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
I'm finding it creepy because I literally had to report two senior girls for being appropriate with me and they're only a year younger

You a nark as well?

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SkittyOnWailord
02/04/21 9:04:58 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
I'm finding it creepy because I literally had to report two senior girls for being appropriate with me and they're only a year younger

What does that have to do with this 19 year old? Stop thinking everyone is after your body. >_>

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
02/04/21 9:10:01 AM
#44:


nothanks1 posted...


I'm not going to hit on a girl that's literally just fresh out of high school
she's never even gone to a fucking pub

Good call TC. There's nothing illegal about it it seems but it's weird. And you recognize that.

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R1masher
02/04/21 9:14:09 AM
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Buu_88 posted...
You a nark as well?

pretty sus, these topics just might be bait just to mark us

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TaddyIsBack
02/04/21 9:15:16 AM
#46:


I'm 33 and still a virgin. So yeah, I would.

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__aCEr__
02/04/21 9:17:33 AM
#47:


Like anybody wants to fuck brutai.

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Buu_88
02/04/21 9:19:43 AM
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R1masher posted...
pretty sus, these topics just might be bait just to mark us

18 is legal though?

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Bumjuice001
02/04/21 9:30:57 AM
#49:


She was only 10 when Skyrim released, maybe even 9. Stay far away
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R1masher
02/04/21 9:37:19 AM
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Buu_88 posted...
18 is legal though?

thats not how you debunk a conspiracy

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KaZooo
02/04/21 9:39:06 AM
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As long as it's legal, this might be a learning experience for you.

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