Poll of the Day > How do you get sex?

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AWinterJ
01/18/21 6:35:42 PM
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Asking for research.

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FrozenBananas
01/18/21 6:37:48 PM
#2:


  1. unzip pants
  2. Pull it out
  3. ???
  4. profit!

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grimhilde00
01/18/21 6:39:42 PM
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From the boyfriend

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Metalsonic66
01/18/21 6:54:12 PM
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My right hand gets a workout but Lefty sometimes picks up the slack

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LuciferSage
01/18/21 6:57:03 PM
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Hypnotic animal magnetism.

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ReturnOfFa
01/18/21 7:13:44 PM
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dgaf about it. get to know people

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SilentSeph
01/18/21 7:20:00 PM
#7:


1 sex, please

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BADoglick
01/18/21 7:29:24 PM
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'Please sleep with me. Please. Pretty please'

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FrozenBananas
01/18/21 7:31:37 PM
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BADoglick posted...
'Please sleep with me. Please. Pretty please'

youd have much better luck telling them no gross! I dont want to have sex with you

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IronBornCorps
01/18/21 7:34:12 PM
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bf

BADoglick posted...
'Please sleep with me. Please. Pretty please'

this makes is easy for me as well outside of that.
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MeteoricBurst
01/18/21 7:35:07 PM
#11:


Look good and ask for it upfront.

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Muscles
01/18/21 7:39:53 PM
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BADoglick posted...
'Please sleep with me. Please. Pretty please'
Pretty sure that only works for women (which, last time I checked, TC isn't)

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LinkPizza
01/18/21 8:28:07 PM
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With my penis...
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trodi_911
01/18/21 8:30:24 PM
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Become a prostitute. That way you get sex and get paid.

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Far-Queue
01/18/21 8:32:14 PM
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If by some miracle I get the baby to sleep his crib for an hour, the older kids are asleep at a reasonable time of the night, my wife isn't working and is not exhausted from the combined workload of her employment + parenting, then maybe she'll let me disappoint her for a few minutes and remind her that she probably could've aimed a little higher when choosing a husband

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KogaSteelfang
01/18/21 8:39:01 PM
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( _ )

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MeteoricBurst
01/18/21 8:39:58 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
If by some miracle I get the baby to sleep his crib for an hour, the older kids are asleep at a reasonable time of the night, my wife isn't working and is not exhausted from the combined workload of her employment + parenting, then maybe she'll let me disappoint her for a few minutes and remind her that she probably could've aimed a little higher when choosing a husband

I've seen what you look like and you sexy af so you not fooling anyone with this pity post. Unless you really are terrible in bed which would be a travesty.

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Lokarin
01/18/21 8:41:13 PM
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BADoglick posted...
'Please sleep with me. Please. Pretty please'

ah, the Harvey Weinstein method

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DirtBasedSoap
01/18/21 8:57:28 PM
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GunslingerGunsl
01/18/21 9:01:34 PM
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I give my girlfriend "the look."
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faz
01/18/21 9:03:06 PM
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I don't

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Metalsonic66
01/18/21 9:33:33 PM
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GunslingerGunsl posted...
I give my girlfriend "the look."
https://youtu.be/dj8hSCr3-X4

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dedbus
01/18/21 9:39:07 PM
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Forsake bitches, aquire money.
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Revelation34
01/18/21 9:50:48 PM
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"How much?"
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Zeus
01/18/21 9:55:22 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7FVmeJXwCY

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GunslingerGunsl
01/18/21 10:06:27 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
https://youtu.be/dj8hSCr3-X4
Exactly
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LuciferSage
01/18/21 10:15:33 PM
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AWinterJ
01/18/21 10:31:56 PM
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FrozenBananas posted...
1. unzip pants
2. Pull it out
3. ???
4. profit!
Sounds like rape.

grimhilde00 posted...
From the boyfriend
GunslingerGunsl posted...
I give my girlfriend "the look."

I don't have one of those.

LinkPizza posted...
With my penis...

Mine is p much useless outside of taking a piss and jacking off.

Far-Queue posted...
If by some miracle I get the baby to sleep his crib for an hour, the older kids are asleep at a reasonable time of the night, my wife isn't working and is not exhausted from the combined workload of her employment + parenting, then maybe she'll let me disappoint her for a few minutes and remind her that she probably could've aimed a little higher when choosing a husband


I like this pro tip.

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