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Topic	How do you get sex?
AWinterJ 01/18/21 10:31:56 PM #28:	FrozenBananas posted... 1. unzip pants 2. Pull it out 3. ??? 4. profit! Sounds like rape. grimhilde00 posted... From the boyfriend GunslingerGunsl posted... I give my girlfriend "the look." I don't have one of those. LinkPizza posted... With my penis... Mine is p much useless outside of taking a piss and jacking off. Far-Queue posted... If by some miracle I get the baby to sleep his crib for an hour, the older kids are asleep at a reasonable time of the night, my wife isn't working and is not exhausted from the combined workload of her employment + parenting, then maybe she'll let me disappoint her for a few minutes and remind her that she probably could've aimed a little higher when choosing a husband I like this pro tip. --- I am the colour red, in a world of black and white <cite>AWinterJ posted [p:949660810] in How do you... [t:79246654]...</cite> <quote>FrozenBananas posted... </cite> <quote>1. unzip pants 2. Pull it out 3. ??? 4. profit!</quote>Sounds like rape. grimhilde00 posted... </cite> <quote>From the boyfriend</quote>GunslingerGunsl posted... </cite> <quote>I give my girlfriend "the look."</quote> I don't have one of those. LinkPizza posted... </cite> <quote>With my penis...</quote> Mine is p much useless outside of taking a piss and jacking off. Far-Queue posted... </cite> <quote>If by some miracle I get the baby to sleep his crib for an hour, the older kids are asleep at a reasonable time of the night, my wife isn't working and is not exhausted from the combined workload of her employment + parenting, then maybe she'll let me disappoint her for a few minutes and remind her that she probably could've aimed a little higher when choosing a husband</quote> I like this pro tip. --- I am the colour red, in a world of black and white</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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