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Revelation34
12/24/20 2:18:29 PM
#1:


How the fuck can something be damaged and undeliverable when it hasn't even fucked shipped yet?
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Black_Crusher
12/24/20 2:23:02 PM
#2:


A forklift ran it over at the warehouse, possibly.
And I may or may not have been the forklift operator at the time.

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Revelation34
12/24/20 2:25:52 PM
#3:


Black_Crusher posted...
A forklift ran it over at the warehouse, possibly.
And I may or may not have been the forklift operator at the time.


The item isn't even available yet. There were none in stock and it doesn't get restocked until January.
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wwinterj25
12/24/20 2:27:29 PM
#4:


Revelation34 posted...
The item isn't even available yet. There were none in stock and it doesn't get restocked until January.

So they say it's not available and it's not available. What even is this topic.

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Revelation34
12/24/20 2:29:47 PM
#5:


wwinterj25 posted...


So they say it's not available and it's not available. What even is this topic.


So how can they fucking damage something they don't even have?
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Krazy_Kirby
12/24/20 2:34:38 PM
#6:


because it could have been crushed by other packages.

another package could have leaked on it.

etc.
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wwinterj25
12/24/20 2:42:53 PM
#7:


Revelation34 posted...
So how can they fucking damage something they don't even have?
Well if a item is damaged and it's the last one it then becomes out of stock.

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Revelation34
12/24/20 2:52:15 PM
#8:


wwinterj25 posted...

Well if a item is damaged and it's the last one it then becomes out of stock.


It was already out of stock they could have replaced it with the same item when they got them in.
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wwinterj25
12/24/20 3:15:38 PM
#9:


Revelation34 posted...
It was already out of stock they could have replaced it with the same item when they got them in.
Isn't that what they are doing in January?

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LinkPizza
12/24/20 3:33:40 PM
#10:


It sounds like hes saying an item he ordered was already out of stock and wouldnt have any until January. But its saying the stuff in January is already damage and undeliverable somehow... But they technically shouldnt know it if they dont have it yet...
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wwinterj25
12/24/20 3:35:14 PM
#11:


The item is out of stock as it was damaged. Stock is due in January and he known stock is due in January when he ordered. This topic is pointless.

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LinkPizza
12/24/20 3:52:23 PM
#12:


wwinterj25 posted...
The item is out of stock as it was damaged. Stock is due in January and he known stock is due in January when he ordered. This topic is pointless.

It doesnt sound like hes saying that, though. It seems they were out of stock before he ordered. And they were getting more in January. And they are saying its damaged, even though the goods shouldnt have arrived yet. Based on what hes saying.
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wwinterj25
12/24/20 4:06:32 PM
#13:


It amounts to the same thing regardless. He's getting his item in January as he is aware of.

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LinkPizza
12/24/20 4:07:39 PM
#14:


wwinterj25 posted...
It amounts to the same thing regardless. He's getting his item in January as he is aware of.

Unless they are saying the January shipment is damaged... AFAIK, he already knew he was getting bf the package in January. That was never the issue...
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wwinterj25
12/24/20 4:11:52 PM
#15:


LinkPizza posted...
Unless they are saying the January shipment is damaged

It is possible the stock before they reach the warehouse is damaged. Who knows? This has to many variables.


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SunWuKung420
12/24/20 4:12:51 PM
#16:


Lol

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Revelation34
12/24/20 5:42:10 PM
#17:


wwinterj25 posted...

Isn't that what they are doing in January?


No they canceled the order instead.
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HelIWithoutSin
12/24/20 5:57:32 PM
#18:


If anyone is curious, this is what he ordered.



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ScritchOwl
12/24/20 5:58:07 PM
#19:


Heck it could be a last minte recall what was the item

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Revelation34
12/24/20 11:22:17 PM
#20:


ScritchOwl posted...
Heck it could be a last minte recall what was the item


If it was a recall then it wouldn't be available to buy after it was recalled. I got a replacement right now anyway. I wasn't expecting anybody to be working. I was just checking to see how I could contact them on the 26th.
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Cacciato
12/24/20 11:27:11 PM
#21:


HelIWithoutSin posted...
If anyone is curious, this is what he ordered.

Lol
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Bugmeat
12/24/20 11:28:51 PM
#22:


Revelation34 posted...
I wasn't expecting anybody to be working.
We're shut down until 6AM Saturday. Our entire facility is locked up tight. Not a single person in the massive building that we have here in Bakersfield. Half my guard staff was even allowed to go home early tonight after we finished securing the site. Just a few of us watching the building from the parking lot.


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Revelation34
12/24/20 11:35:36 PM
#23:


Bugmeat posted...

We're shut down until 6AM Saturday. Our entire facility is locked up tight. Not a single person in the massive building that we have here in Bakersfield. Half my guard staff was even allowed to go home early tonight after we finished securing the site. Just a few of us watching the building from the parking lot.



It was customer service so I don't know if they're still working on Christmas or not. It would be fucked up if they are.
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Krazy_Kirby
12/25/20 12:23:47 AM
#24:


Bugmeat posted...

We're shut down until 6AM Saturday. Our entire facility is locked up tight. Not a single person in the massive building that we have here in Bakersfield. Half my guard staff was even allowed to go home early tonight after we finished securing the site. Just a few of us watching the building from the parking lot.



my building doesn't have security, my last didn't either... my last building didn't even have on-site maintenance until early this year, despite being launched about 4-5 years ago.
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Sarcasthma
12/25/20 2:46:07 AM
#25:


HelIWithoutSin posted...
If anyone is curious, this is what he ordered.

lmao

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HagenEx
12/25/20 3:58:31 AM
#26:


This topic is hilarious.

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Bugmeat
12/25/20 12:49:36 PM
#27:


Krazy_Kirby posted...
my building doesn't have security, my last didn't either... my last building didn't even have on-site maintenance until early this year, despite being launched about 4-5 years ago.
Is your site super small? Does it have product? Or is it just offices or something? Nobody gets in our building without their ID badge. Once this covid shit is over the metal detectors and the xray machines will get used for thorough exit screenings for every single person leaving the building.

With the level of security they have here, I have a hard time imagining Amazon not having any security at a site with product.


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xcrimx
12/25/20 2:07:46 PM
#28:


do ya have prime??
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wwinterj25
12/25/20 2:46:48 PM
#29:


Revelation34 posted...
No they canceled the order instead.

Probably for the best.

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Revelation34
12/25/20 6:30:58 PM
#30:


wwinterj25 posted...


Probably for the best.


If you like things not making sense.
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Krazy_Kirby
12/26/20 12:05:00 AM
#31:


Bugmeat posted...

Is your site super small? Does it have product? Or is it just offices or something? Nobody gets in our building without their ID badge. Once this covid shit is over the metal detectors and the xray machines will get used for thorough exit screenings for every single person leaving the building.

With the level of security they have here, I have a hard time imagining Amazon not having any security at a site with product.



both sort, neither have metal detectors/x-rays. parking lot is open too.

this building used to be an fc, so it's large. last was small with a small parking lot. someones car was stolen from there, and others were broken into.

last building was actually one of the best sc's in the country, though I imagine that's changed now that almost all the management left for various new buildings
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wwinterj25
12/26/20 11:25:20 AM
#32:


Revelation34 posted...
If you like things not making sense.
Nothing makes sense to you though.

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BUMPED2002
12/26/20 2:21:25 PM
#33:


Revelation34 posted...
How the fuck can something be damaged and undeliverable when it hasn't even fucked shipped yet?
My niece works at UPS and the stories she tells about the handling of packages is crazy. Apparently some people just sling these packages around without regard for damaging them.

I do not buy things like tvs online. I just go to a store and after purchasing, I open it up right there and check it out that way that can't say I did anything to it.

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Revelation34
12/26/20 5:19:05 PM
#34:


wwinterj25 posted...

Nothing makes sense to you though.


Apparently you think an out of stock item can be damaged by a shipping company.

BUMPED2002 posted...

My niece works at UPS and the stories she tells about the handling of packages is crazy. Apparently some people just sling these packages around without regard for damaging them.

I do not buy things like tvs online. I just go to a store and after purchasing, I open it up right there and check it out that way that can't say I did anything to it.


It was out of stock and wouldn't be back in stock until January. It is literally impossible for it to have been damaged.
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wwinterj25
12/26/20 5:28:16 PM
#35:


Revelation34 posted...
Apparently you think an out of stock item can be damaged by a shipping company.

As it takes people to deliver to a Amazon warehouse so Amazon can have it in stock yes I do. Once you've worked in online shipping let me know.

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LinkPizza
12/26/20 5:34:07 PM
#36:


wwinterj25 posted...
As it takes people to deliver to a Amazon warehouse so Amazon can have it in stock yes I do. Once you've worked in online shipping let me know.

If it was damaged on the way to Amazon, it would be counted in stock, though...
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wwinterj25
12/26/20 5:40:56 PM
#37:


LinkPizza posted...
If it was damaged on the way to Amazon, it would be counted in stock, though...
If Amazon needs stock and said stock was damaged along the way it would become out of stock. It's not hard to grasp. The TC is been the TC. Please do not defend him.

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LinkPizza
12/26/20 5:46:38 PM
#38:


wwinterj25 posted...
If Amazon needs stock and said stock was damaged along the way it would become out of stock. It's not hard to grasp. The TC is been the TC. Please do not defend him.

Thats the problem, though. It was out of stock before he ordered. So, it wasnt that it was damaged and became out of stock. It was out of stock, then he ordered from the new stock that hasnt arrived, but they said it was damaged, even though they didnt have it. I understand it clearly. It seems you dont, though... Amazon is saying their stock of it is damaged, even though they havent received it yet. Meaning, they wont know if its damaged. They say the reason it hasnt shipped it because its damaged, when the reason should be they are still out of stock since the stock hasnt arrived yet. Even if the new stock was damaged, Amazon would know yet, not would it matter since its not the reason his package hasnt shipped...
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wwinterj25
12/26/20 9:51:26 PM
#39:


LinkPizza posted...
I understand it clearly. It seems you dont, though

Clearly you don't understand how distribution works. If you did you wouldn't be arguing against my explanation. Although I'm curious what your answer is as you claim to understand it. Enlighten me.

Amazon is saying their stock of it is damaged, even though they havent received it yet.

As I said it was damaged before it reached Amazon. It wouldn't count as in stock when the item is damaged and they can't sell it. This is the bottom line and the answer to the TCs question. Having worked in online distribution I know this to be the case. At this point I'm just amusing myself.

Even if the new stock was damaged, Amazon would know yet, not would it matter since its not the reason his package hasnt shipped...

It hasn't shipped because it was damaged and unavailable meaning out of stock as the TC claimed in the very first post of this topic. I know it's complicated stuff we are dealing with here so I understand how difficult it is to understand Amazon wording. I think we need the great minds of a three year old to work this one out.

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Revelation34
12/26/20 10:17:13 PM
#40:


Yeah Amazon clearly damaged a product they wouldn't get until January. The entire point was they could have just replaced the item with the other stock instead of canceling it entirely.
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wwinterj25
12/26/20 10:26:04 PM
#41:


Revelation34 posted...
Yeah Amazon clearly damaged a product they wouldn't get until January. The entire point was they could have just replaced the item with the other stock instead of canceling it entirely.


The stock would have to be shipped to the Amazon warehouse at this point to get it ready after Christmas and New year to ship to you. Perhaps they don't know when they are getting more stock in or they are no longer stocking the item due to these issues. Can you reorder the item?

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VideoboysaysCube
12/27/20 1:53:01 AM
#42:


I remember once I ordered some weight plates and I got a message about how they were destroyed during shipping. I imagine there was nothing left of the delivery van either.

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LinkPizza
12/27/20 2:30:13 AM
#43:


wwinterj25 posted...
Clearly you don't understand how distribution works. If you did you wouldn't be arguing against my explanation. Although I'm curious what your answer is as you claim to understand it. Enlighten me.

As I said it was damaged before it reached Amazon. It wouldn't count as in stock when the item is damaged and they can't sell it. This is the bottom line and the answer to the TCs question. Having worked in online distribution I know this to be the case. At this point I'm just amusing myself.

It hasn't shipped because it was damaged and unavailable meaning out of stock as the TC claimed in the very first post of this topic. I know it's complicated stuff we are dealing with here so I understand how difficult it is to understand Amazon wording. I think we need the great minds of a three year old to work this one out.

Because you keep saying they are out of stock because it was damaged. But they were out of stock before he ordered it. Then they said they couldn't send it because it was damaged. But his order was suppose to come from the stock that hadn't arrived yet. So, how could Amazon say it was damaged if they didn't even have it?
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wwinterj25
12/27/20 8:54:45 AM
#44:


LinkPizza posted...
-snip-

I'm still waiting for you to enlighten me. I'm not going to keep repeating myself. Clearly you have a better explanation. Don't keep my hanging man.


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LinkPizza
12/27/20 10:11:39 AM
#45:


wwinterj25 posted...
I'm still waiting for you to enlighten me. I'm not going to keep repeating myself. Clearly you have a better explanation. Don't keep my hanging man.

I already explained myself. You just dont seem to understand...
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wwinterj25
12/27/20 1:51:34 PM
#46:


Alright so nothing. Nice chat.

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Revelation34
12/27/20 1:56:02 PM
#47:


wwinterj25 posted...


The stock would have to be shipped to the Amazon warehouse at this point to get it ready after Christmas and New year to ship to you. Perhaps they don't know when they are getting more stock in or they are no longer stocking the item due to these issues. Can you reorder the item?


This entire post was already answered multiple times. Apparently stating the date there would be more in stock means they are not getting any more product in.
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wwinterj25
12/27/20 4:06:47 PM
#48:


Revelation34 posted...
This entire post was already answered multiple times. Apparently stating the date there would be more in stock means they are not getting any more product in.

Sure I missed your post where you said

Revelation34 posted...
I got a replacement right now anyway.

This however doesn't change my answer to this question and that you're been... well... you.

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Revelation34
12/27/20 7:08:24 PM
#49:


wwinterj25 posted...


Sure I missed your post where you said

This however doesn't change my answer to this question and that you're been... well... you.


Because you apparently think that an item can't be replaced with newer stock instead of canceling the order.
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Unbridled9
12/27/20 7:27:18 PM
#50:


In Capitalist America Amazon fucks you!

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