Current Events > $10,000,000 but you ejaculate lightning bolts

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littlebro07 11/19/20 2:02:17 PM #1:	$10,000,000 tax free but every time you ejaculate, you shoot lightning bolts instead of semen Deal No deal $10,000,000 tax free but every time you ejaculate, you shoot lightning bolts instead of semen - Results (42 votes) Deal 59.52% (25 votes) 25 No deal 40.48% (17 votes) 17 Every time you ejaculate, you will shoot lightning bolts out of your dick. Would you take the money? --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:947363354] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote> $10,000,000 tax free but every time you ejaculate, you shoot lightning bolts instead of semen Deal No deal Vote View Results $10,000,000 tax free but every time you ejaculate, you shoot lightning bolts instead of semen - Results (42 votes) Deal 59.52% (25 votes) 25 No deal 40.48% (17 votes) 17 Show Voting Form Every time you ejaculate, you will shoot lightning bolts out of your dick. Would you take the money? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hitokoriX 11/19/20 2:03:45 PM #2:	I mean... would that kill people I sleep with? Probably not if that's the case. I'd enjoy getting head without my partner losing hers --- Would you follow a blind man? I would if I was in the dark <cite>hitokoriX posted [p:947363412] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>I mean... would that kill people I sleep with? Probably not if that's the case. I'd enjoy getting head without my partner losing hers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SamsungGearS2 11/19/20 2:04:34 PM #3:	I could probably stop deeding cold turkey for 10m --- Devices: iPhone 12, HP Envy x360, Dell Inspiron 545S, Kindle Fire HD 10 Currently Playing: CS:GO, Fortnite, Among Us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9y1is8lL6E <cite>SamsungGearS2 posted [p:947363452] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>I could probably stop deeding cold turkey for 10m </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 11/19/20 2:05:33 PM #4:	hitokoriX posted... I mean... would that kill people I sleep with? Probably not if that's the case. I'd enjoy getting head without my partner losing hers Each ejaculatory lightning bolt would be the same as a regular lightning bolt, so you would have to be very careful. Edit: it would still feel like a normal orgasm though, so you wouldn't feel the burning intensity of Thor's wrath charging out of your dick --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:947363501] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>hitokoriX posted... </cite> <quote>I mean... would that kill people I sleep with? Probably not if that's the case. I'd enjoy getting head without my partner losing hers</quote> Each ejaculatory lightning bolt would be the same as a regular lightning bolt, so you would have to be very careful. Edit: it would still feel like a normal orgasm though, so you wouldn't feel the burning intensity of Thor's wrath charging out of your dick </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 11/19/20 2:07:58 PM #5:	what's the downside --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:947363585] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>what's the downside </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 11/19/20 2:08:52 PM #6:	Damn_Underscore posted... what's the downside You would very likely kill anyone you had sex with if you didn't pull out in time, and if you did you would cause a lot of damage to the surrounding area --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:947363619] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>Damn_Underscore posted... </cite> <quote>what's the downside</quote> You would very likely kill anyone you had sex with if you didn't pull out in time, and if you did you would cause a lot of damage to the surrounding area </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bananana 11/19/20 2:11:45 PM #7:	You could literally never nut again without destroying things that would probably fall on you and kill you anyway --- http://error1355.com/ce/Bananana.html <cite>Bananana posted [p:947363733] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>You could literally never nut again without destroying things that would probably fall on you and kill you anyway </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 11/19/20 2:13:20 PM #8:	hitokoriX posted... I mean... would that kill people I sleep with? Probably not if that's the case. I'd enjoy getting head without my partner losing hers Yea but it would be the most electrifying sex she ever had. <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:947363788] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>hitokoriX posted... </cite> <quote>I mean... would that kill people I sleep with? Probably not if that's the case. I'd enjoy getting head without my partner losing hers</quote> Yea but it would be the most electrifying sex she ever had. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 11/19/20 2:14:27 PM #9:	Bananana posted... You could literally never nut again without destroying things that would probably fall on you and kill you anyway You could do it in an open field laying down --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:947363843] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>Bananana posted... </cite> <quote>You could literally never nut again without destroying things that would probably fall on you and kill you anyway</quote> You could do it in an open field laying down </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 11/19/20 2:14:59 PM #10:	sounds great but you think I have that kind of money? --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:947363856] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>sounds great but you think I have that kind of money? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkphoenix181 11/19/20 2:16:22 PM #12:	littlebro07 posted... You could do it in an open field laying down Ye and people have lived being hit with lightning fyi. <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:947363909] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>littlebro07 posted... </cite> <quote>You could do it in an open field laying down</quote> Ye and people have lived being hit with lightning fyi. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MagnusDJL 11/19/20 2:16:29 PM #13:	So I become super rich and I could become a superhero who stops criminals by ejaculating on them. <cite>MagnusDJL posted [p:947363914] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>So I become super rich and I could become a superhero who stops criminals by ejaculating on them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 11/19/20 2:17:21 PM #14:	darkphoenix181 posted... Ye and people have lived being hit with lightning fyi. Have they had multiple lightning bolts shot point blank into their bodies? This would be like a normal ejaculation where multiple shots are fired, but they're all fucking lightning bolts --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:947363950] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>darkphoenix181 posted... </cite> <quote>Ye and people have lived being hit with lightning fyi.</quote> Have they had multiple lightning bolts shot point blank into their bodies? This would be like a normal ejaculation where multiple shots are fired, but they're all fucking lightning bolts </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 11/19/20 2:18:27 PM #15:	MagnusDJL posted... So I become super rich and I could become a superhero who stops criminals by ejaculating on them. Thunder cock <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:947363990] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>MagnusDJL posted... </cite> <quote>So I become super rich and I could become a superhero who stops criminals by ejaculating on them. </quote> Thunder cock </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sexypwnstar 11/19/20 2:18:35 PM #16:	So just deed until you're shooting dry --- https://imgur.com/Su4g5 https://imgur.com/21DiJ <cite>Sexypwnstar posted [p:947363999] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>So just deed until you're shooting dry </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 11/19/20 2:18:45 PM #17:	And they shall call me Gwyn, the Lord of Sunlight. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:947364008] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>And they shall call me Gwyn, the Lord of Sunlight.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hitokoriX 11/19/20 2:19:29 PM #18:	darkphoenix181 posted... Yea but it would be the most electrifying sex she ever had. Booooooooo --- Would you follow a blind man? I would if I was in the dark <cite>hitokoriX posted [p:947364036] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>darkphoenix181 posted... </cite> <quote>Yea but it would be the most electrifying sex she ever had.</quote>Booooooooo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 11/19/20 2:20:28 PM #19:	hitokoriX posted... Booooooooo She would scream louder than she ever had <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:947364076] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>hitokoriX posted... </cite> <quote>Booooooooo</quote> She would scream louder than she ever had </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IShall_Run_Amok 11/19/20 2:21:13 PM #20:	Finally, a reason for people to be afraid when you whip it out in public. --- an american werewolf in orbit city <cite>IShall_Run_Amok posted [p:947364112] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>Finally, a reason for people to be afraid when you whip it out in public. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/19/20 2:22:30 PM #21:	So like, I could a jumpstart a car by fucking it? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:947364149] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>So like, I could a jumpstart a car by fucking it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 11/19/20 2:24:25 PM #22:	Also, you could marry a robot waifu and provider her energy. Guess she could be a succubus robot waifu. <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:947364230] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>Also, you could marry a robot waifu and provider her energy. Guess she could be a succubus robot waifu. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 11/19/20 2:26:17 PM #23:	how much control over aim do i have? could i strike a dime with the bolt at 100 yards? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:947364298] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>how much control over aim do i have? could i strike a dime with the bolt at 100 yards? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 11/19/20 2:26:28 PM #24:	Questionmarktarius posted... So like, I could a jumpstart a car by fucking it? I think a car getting struck by lightning would render it inoperable --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:947364305] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>So like, I could a jumpstart a car by fucking it?</quote> I think a car getting struck by lightning would render it inoperable </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 11/19/20 2:40:23 PM #25:	monkmith posted... how much control over aim do i have? could i strike a dime with the bolt at 100 yards? You'll have to level up your jizz skill. At first they'll be like lightning bolts in the sky: they'll sometimes be straight, sometimes zigzag, sometimes branch off, etc. The more you do it, the more pin point accurate they'll be. --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:947364858] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite> <quote>how much control over aim do i have? could i strike a dime with the bolt at 100 yards?</quote> You'll have to level up your jizz skill. At first they'll be like lightning bolts in the sky: they'll sometimes be straight, sometimes zigzag, sometimes branch off, etc. The more you do it, the more pin point accurate they'll be. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CornPop 11/19/20 2:44:27 PM #26:	--- "Thank you Dr. Pepper" - Joe Biden <cite>CornPop posted [p:947365009] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 11/19/20 3:03:40 PM #27:	Do you know what happens to a vagina when it's struck by lightning? --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:947365784] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>Do you know what happens to a vagina when it's struck by lightning? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 11/19/20 3:10:46 PM #28:	DrizztLink posted... Do you know what happens to a vagina when it's struck by lightning? same thing that happens to everything else... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:947366076] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite> <quote>Do you know what happens to a vagina when it's struck by lightning?</quote>same thing that happens to everything else... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimmyFraska 11/19/20 3:18:37 PM #29:	Like, it doesn't have a radius right, just shoots straight out. Could I aim it somwhere else in time, like, the ultimate pull out challenge <cite>JimmyFraska posted [p:947366399] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>Like, it doesn't have a radius right, just shoots straight out. Could I aim it somwhere else in time, like, the ultimate pull out challenge </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 11/19/20 3:19:13 PM #30:	JimmyFraska posted... Like, it doesn't have a radius right, just shoots straight out. Could I aim it somwhere else in time, like, the ultimate pull out challenge Well... littlebro07 posted... You'll have to level up your jizz skill. At first they'll be like lightning bolts in the sky: they'll sometimes be straight, sometimes zigzag, sometimes branch off, etc. The more you do it, the more pin point accurate they'll be. But mostly yes --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:947366425] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>JimmyFraska posted... </cite> <quote>Like, it doesn't have a radius right, just shoots straight out. Could I aim it somwhere else in time, like, the ultimate pull out challenge</quote> Well... littlebro07 posted... </cite> <quote>You'll have to level up your jizz skill. At first they'll be like lightning bolts in the sky: they'll sometimes be straight, sometimes zigzag, sometimes branch off, etc. The more you do it, the more pin point accurate they'll be.</quote> But mostly yes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sictis 11/19/20 3:19:42 PM #31:	$10,000,000 and nothing changes <cite>Sictis posted [p:947366452] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>$10,000,000 and nothing changes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 11/19/20 3:20:07 PM #32:	Sictis posted... $10,000,000 and nothing changes ayyy --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:947366471] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>Sictis posted... </cite> <quote>$10,000,000 and nothing changes </quote> ayyy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 11/19/20 3:21:06 PM #33:	DrizztLink posted... Do you know what happens to a vagina when it's struck by lightning? Ecstacy <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:947366511] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite> <quote>Do you know what happens to a vagina when it's struck by lightning?</quote> Ecstacy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kami_no_Kami 11/19/20 3:21:16 PM #34:	So, if Im grounded and I ejaculate, will the lightning bolt go back inside me? Am I immune to that? <cite>Kami_no_Kami posted [p:947366514] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>So, if Im grounded and I ejaculate, will the lightning bolt go back inside me? Am I immune to that? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 11/19/20 3:52:01 PM #35:	Kami_no_Kami posted... So, if Im grounded and I ejaculate, will the lightning bolt go back inside me? Am I immune to that? I'm gonna say yes and that it makes your next bolt twice as powerful --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:947367694] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>Kami_no_Kami posted... </cite> <quote>So, if Im grounded and I ejaculate, will the lightning bolt go back inside me? Am I immune to that?</quote> I'm gonna say yes and that it makes your next bolt twice as powerful </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 11/19/20 3:53:44 PM #36:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvwO6lfdf8g --- https://imgur.com/6XEpcX3 <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:947367749] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvwO6lfdf8g</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 11/19/20 3:54:30 PM #37:	Will my balls glow and buzz? --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:947367785] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>Will my balls glow and buzz? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 11/19/20 3:56:33 PM #38:	Deal. I doubt I'll ever have sex, and not deeding anymore is no problem. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:947367854] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>Deal. I doubt I'll ever have sex, and not deeding anymore is no problem. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NightRender 11/19/20 3:59:17 PM #39:	Imagine how short Back to the Future would have been if Marty could have just ejaculated. --- Dedicated to D - 4/15/05 <cite>NightRender posted [p:947367952] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>Imagine how short Back to the Future would have been if Marty could have just ejaculated. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
karmageddon28 11/19/20 4:07:51 PM #40:	mattymad posted... I'm wondering if scientists could harness you for energy. Would basically be walking renewable energy, right? The history books would tell of the man who saved the environment by jerking it. <cite>karmageddon28 posted [p:947368279] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>mattymad posted... </cite> <quote>I'm wondering if scientists could harness you for energy.</quote> Would basically be walking renewable energy, right? The history books would tell of the man who saved the environment by jerking it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 11/19/20 4:09:50 PM #41:	Is it ok to shout SHAZAM! when I do it? --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:947368362] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>Is it ok to shout SHAZAM! when I do it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 11/19/20 4:12:24 PM #42:	so i can't fuck or jerk off without killing anyone or destroying anything... yeah, fuck that! <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:947368481] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>so i can't fuck or jerk off without killing anyone or destroying anything... yeah, fuck that! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
geshkigal 11/19/20 4:18:53 PM #43:	I'm guessing night emissions count as well... --- http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w258/geshkigal/GIFs/mawilenr7.gif <cite>geshkigal posted [p:947368794] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>I'm guessing night emissions count as well... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ving_Rhames 11/19/20 4:20:23 PM #44:	Nah --- the real Irving Rameses https://imgur.com/A7f6F9h <cite>Ving_Rhames posted [p:947368853] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>Nah </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
philsov 11/19/20 4:54:49 PM #45:	geshkigal posted... I'm guessing night emissions count as well... Probably. So it's unavoidable without some sort of hormone-related stuff. Else you're getting a new bed on the regular, and your home needs to be lightning proof, and you can't sleep in the same bed as someone else (or even stay in a normal hotel, I imagine). Between the power surge and thundercrack decibels, life would just be hell. --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. <cite>philsov posted [p:947370316] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>geshkigal posted...</cite> <quote>I'm guessing night emissions count as well... </quote> Probably. So it's unavoidable without some sort of hormone-related stuff. Else you're getting a new bed on the regular, and your home needs to be lightning proof, and you can't sleep in the same bed as someone else (or even stay in a normal hotel, I imagine). Between the power surge and thundercrack decibels, life would just be hell.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Endgame 11/19/20 4:56:20 PM #46:	10 million dollars AND I become Thor?! Gimmie. --- I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will fight to the death for my right to fight you to the death. -Stephen Colbert <cite>Endgame posted [p:947370376] in $10,000,00... [t:79121808]...</cite> <quote>10 million dollars AND I become Thor?! Gimmie.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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