Poll of the Day > Why is this in my news feed? O_O?

Topic List
Page List: 1
WhiskeyDisk
10/08/20 12:42:31 PM
#1:


"Boy who has eaten nothing but sausages his whole life has been cured"

"Ever since he can remember, 15-year-old Ben Simpson has eaten only sausage.
His limited dietary preferences began when his mom, Wendy Hughes, began weaning him off breast milk. Soon, his pickiness gave way to several years of consuming only breakfast-style sausages and water, three times a day, every day."

...

https://nypost.com/2020/10/07/boy-who-has-eaten-nothing-but-sausages-his-whole-life-has-been-cured/amp/

What the hell does Google's algorithm think I'm looking for?

---
The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins.
~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
... Copied to Clipboard!
argonautweakend
10/08/20 12:47:44 PM
#2:


If all you're eating is sausage and water, how on earth are you still alive?

Water is obviously the healthiest drink for you, but i'm guessing sauages are missing some key nutrients you need at least some of to survive?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Clench281
10/08/20 12:52:02 PM
#3:


If you're into sausage, there's a pretty decent sausage and beer hall in Charlottesville (Kardinal) you could try. As a bonus they have a collection of in-house board games

---
Take me for what I am -- who I was meant to be.
And if you give a damn, take me baby, or leave me.
... Copied to Clipboard!
WhiskeyDisk
10/08/20 1:13:59 PM
#4:


argonautweakend posted...
If all you're eating is sausage and water, how on earth are you still alive?

This kid doesn't exactly look like the picture of health...

https://i.imgur.com/W5Dc22p.jpg

Unless you think Gollum is healthy...

---
The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins.
~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue
10/08/20 1:20:23 PM
#5:


WhiskeyDisk posted...
What the hell does Google's algorithm think I'm looking for?
Boys who eat sausage ( )


---
https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2
"Far-Queue is probably one of the least troll-like of the posters here." - LinkPizza
... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420
10/08/20 1:21:05 PM
#6:


argonautweakend posted...
If all you're eating is sausage and water, how on earth are you still alive?

Water is obviously the healthiest drink for you, but i'm guessing sauages are missing some key nutrients you need at least some of to survive?

The article did state that his mother was severely worried about his nutritional health.

---
Society is built on a mass hallucination.
... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackScythe0
10/08/20 1:22:11 PM
#7:


WhiskeyDisk posted...
What the hell does Google's algorithm think I'm looking for?

I get all kinds of stuff about anime and video games. Appropriate for what I view.

You get stuff about sausages.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Sensual_T_Rex
10/08/20 4:01:53 PM
#8:


https://youtu.be/SYUEjtCV1Gc

---
Son this might be the head wound talking but purple submarine light bulb.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Aculo
10/08/20 4:03:23 PM
#9:


WhiskeyDisk posted...
This kid doesn't exactly look like the picture of health...

https://i.imgur.com/W5Dc22p.jpg

Unless you think Gollum is healthy...
you're fucking weird, dude. he just looks like a normal kid, ok?

---
ok?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Sensual_T_Rex
10/08/20 4:07:04 PM
#10:


Aculo posted...
you're fucking weird, dude. he just looks like a normal kid, ok?

He's also got French fries, bacon, and something else on his plate. So I guess he eats more than just sausages.

---
Son this might be the head wound talking but purple submarine light bulb.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin
10/08/20 4:14:50 PM
#11:


WhiskeyDisk posted...
"Boy who has eaten nothing but sausages his whole life has been cured"

cured of... sausage?

Or cured as in my sig?

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
... Copied to Clipboard!
YoukaiSlayer
10/08/20 4:17:35 PM
#12:


As someone who has almost exclusively eaten brown rice for 17 months, you would be surprised how your body compensates for not having nutrients. I think the real key is that bacteria can produce a lot things your body can't so even if you don't eat any food that has say copper, it's possible that the food you did eat is feeding a bacteria in your stomach that IS producing copper.

If you've ever wondered how cows eating exclusively grass can have enough protein to be a 2000 pound muscular creature, it's the same way. The cows actually get very little nutrients from the grass, but the bacteria in their stomach feeds off the grass and has protein and the cow digests the bacteria and ends up with the protein from the bacteria. That's why they have 4 stomachs, it's not actually for digestion, only the last one does that very much, it's to ferment and culture the bacteria which then get digested in the last stomach.

Like I'm getting about 1% of my daily potassium most days because rice does not have potassium and yet when I get bloodwork done, my potassium only drops by a very small amount every month or so. Sometimes it even goes up. Presumably, some bacteria is producing it. Additionally, a lot of processes in your body can make do with non ideal materials or some processes can just be stopped and replaced by less efficient versions. The human body is very good at adapting to what seem to be lethal diets.

---
I'm ninja
(you can't see me)
... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead
10/08/20 4:22:46 PM
#13:


Youve obviously been doing a lot of searches related to boys and their sausages

---
The Betrayer
... Copied to Clipboard!
WhiskeyDisk
10/08/20 5:00:04 PM
#14:


Aculo posted...
you're fucking weird, dude. he just looks like a normal kid, ok?

If his eyes got any further apart they'd be fighting his ears for real estate.

Lokarin posted...
cured of... sausage?

Or cured as in my sig?

I'm surprised nobody caught the pun in the headline. Some journalists spend their entire careers trying to get one like that through.


---
The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins.
~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1