Poll of the Day > ATTN to those who have been in relations for 5+ years

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IAmNowGone
10/05/20 8:45:10 PM
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ATTN to those who have been in relations for 5+ years. How often do y'all have sex?










(YOU CAN VOTE OTHER IF YOU'RE UNDER 5 YEARS) I'm curious.
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blu
10/05/20 8:49:13 PM
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It's only been three years but like once every few months. I'm just never really in the mood anymore.
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IAmNowGone
10/05/20 8:49:58 PM
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blu posted...
It's only been three years but like once every few months. I'm just never really in the mood anymore.

you can vote other if you're under 5.
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
10/05/20 8:51:54 PM
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Few times a day. So 10+.

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IAmNowGone
10/05/20 8:52:58 PM
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FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Few times a day. So 10+.

damn
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ChaosAzeroth
10/05/20 9:00:13 PM
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Frequency isn't at a level either of us want tbh.

Spouse working and has chronic migraines, and I have massive chronic pain and fatigue issues. Stars have to align. Desire and ability are not at the same level.

And now we're not even in the same room and wearing masks every time we leave the room we're sleeping in because of an outbreak at work (was in same room but masks on near each other) that turned to they tested positive and oh shit I got sick after slipping up and kissing them one gd time right (and I mean like the night before) they tested positive.

So at this rate hell is going to freeze over before either of us get any... Adult fun times. I'd say FML, but no if I'm not getting any neither is my life. DFML.
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LinkPizza
10/05/20 9:10:57 PM
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It depends. We dont like together. And usually see each other on just weekends unless time permits. But we do have sex almost every time we see each other. When I could just go over after work, it was like 10+ times a week. Now, its a little lower since we dont see each other as much...
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WhiskeyDisk
10/05/20 9:13:28 PM
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If we're counting on-again, off again situations, there'd be a week or 2 of nothing and then a weekend of pure boning between meals.

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FrndNhbrHdCEman
10/05/20 9:46:57 PM
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IAmNowGone posted...
damn
Were stuck at home so it pops up a lot.

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GameReviews
10/05/20 9:56:28 PM
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I've been married for five years, in a relationship for nine. I'd say about twice a week on average. We're both very busy career oriented people so we just don't have as much time for it anymore. Most times we have sex it lasts over an hour, so it takes a significant chunk of our day and some planning if we have work. But I think what we do is adequate.

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IAmNowGone
10/05/20 10:12:09 PM
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GameReviews posted...
I've been married for five years, in a relationship for nine. I'd say about twice a week on average. We're both very busy career oriented people so we just don't have as much time for it anymore. Most times we have sex it lasts over an hour, so it takes a significant chunk of our day and some planning if we have work. But I think what we do is adequate.

admirable
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BigNasX
10/05/20 10:16:26 PM
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All y'all gettin cheated on lmao

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IAmNowGone
10/05/20 10:17:29 PM
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BigNasX posted...
All y'all gettin cheated on lmao

sweeping generalization. Some ppl are low libido
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WhiskeyDisk
10/05/20 10:20:48 PM
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IAmNowGone posted...
sweeping generalization. Some ppl are low libido


my pocket Amazon knew what the deal was and fucked up the whole contract when she tried to change the terms.

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xjayguyx
10/05/20 10:25:55 PM
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12+ year relationship, we get nasty about 2 to 4 times a month.
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Metalsonic66
10/05/20 10:28:03 PM
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Ol' Righty and I have been going heavy for nearly 20 years now

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BigNasX
10/05/20 10:28:04 PM
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IAmNowGone posted...
sweeping generalization. Some ppl are low libido

River in Egypt

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LinkPizza
10/05/20 10:48:45 PM
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FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Were stuck at home so it pops up a lot.

Im assuming it refers to the penises?

BigNasX posted...
All y'all gettin cheated on lmao

Thats a weird comment based on literally nothing...
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Entity13
10/05/20 10:57:14 PM
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Actual sex? When we're actually together in person, and even then it varies. Erotic roleplaying on whatever online game we're playing together? That's best kept between my boyfriend and me. =p

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AWinterJ
10/06/20 2:33:43 AM
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I wonder how many people lie in these type of topics. My answer? Fuck you.

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What_The_Chris
10/06/20 5:11:48 AM
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D. Julio Lugo

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wwinterj25
10/06/20 5:37:21 AM
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This topic is beautiful.

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LeetCheet
10/06/20 6:51:46 AM
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I've been in a relationship for over five years now and we still haven't done it : /
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EvilMegas
10/06/20 9:02:45 AM
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It entirely depends on how exhausted we are.
Some months its 2 times a day some is 2 times a month.


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IAmNowGone
10/06/20 11:02:33 AM
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LeetCheet posted...
I've been in a relationship for over five years now and we still haven't done it : /

Excuse me wat

unless this is an online relationship imma need yall to get on that.
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LeetCheet
10/06/20 11:35:42 PM
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IAmNowGone posted...
LeetCheet posted...
I've been in a relationship for over five years now and we still haven't done it : /

Excuse me wat

unless this is an online relationship imma need yall to get on that.


Not an online relationship.
It's multiple factors involved. Such as:
Her mother being a total bitch, she doesn't like me and it was because she thought I was too young for her daughter(she has never liked any of her previous relationships either so nothing new there really).

She even went as far as insulting me and my family for no particular reason.
Because of her mother, we haven't even moved in together.
And she has the audacity to think that I am the problem when she literally is and refuses to realize that.

She's also had traces of HPV in her cooch for several years and because of that, she has had little desire to do it.
Her latest test showed no traces of it though so that's good.
I've been trying to convince her these last couple of weeks but she's still not sure.

But yeah, our relationship has gotten a little stale but I still think we can salvage this.
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WhiskeyDisk
10/06/20 11:40:29 PM
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AbeSimpsonLeaving.gif.

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Aculo
10/06/20 11:46:57 PM
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These days it's tough, with both of us working and watching the kid, we have way less sex than usual. Mostly because we're both beat at the end of the day, ok?

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Zeus
10/06/20 11:48:24 PM
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IAmNowGone posted...
ATTN to those who have been in relations for 5+ years. How often do y'all have sex?

Do you mean with your partner or in general? >_>

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WhiskeyDisk
10/06/20 11:57:33 PM
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Zeus posted...
Do you mean with your partner or in general? >_>

We're not counting the Wantstitutes at Beamers or Harry O's Zeus.

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DDirtyDastard
10/07/20 12:06:08 AM
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My longest relationship was roughly 4 years. Towards the end, it was a chore. We had completely different schedules, we weren't really into each other anymore, but we still did it once or twice a week. She didn't even have much of a libido.
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CarefreeDude
10/07/20 1:08:34 AM
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Right now it's 7 or more times a day. By the end of the day I'm pretty sure I'm having orgasms and nothing is coming out

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FrndNhbrHdCEman
10/07/20 1:16:06 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
Im assuming it refers to the penises?
You read it right.

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Bugmeat
10/07/20 3:59:32 AM
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It'll be two years on December 4 since we started seeing each other. We've been living together just over a year. We have sex 2 to 4 times a week. I'm good with the frequency. A little more would be nice, if she'd start it sometimes though. Before we moved in together we only got to see each other two days a week. We'd have sex two or three times each of those days.


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IAmNowGone
10/07/20 5:48:07 AM
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CarefreeDude posted...
Right now it's 7 or more times a day. By the end of the day I'm pretty sure I'm having orgasms and nothing is coming out

that sounds painful
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LinkPizza
10/07/20 10:23:35 AM
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IAmNowGone posted...
that sounds painful

Indeed, it does...
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Aculo
10/07/20 12:59:23 PM
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@LinkPizza when you orgasm, does fresh mozzarella come out?

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Ogurisama
10/07/20 1:09:30 PM
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CarefreeDude
10/07/20 1:24:15 PM
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Pregnancy has made my wife hyper sexual making her crave it constantly. Me working from home has helped fulfill her urges as well. I have a super high sex drive too so I'm good with it. Under normal circumstances though it's usually 2 or 3 times a day.


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SilentSeph
10/07/20 1:38:54 PM
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Aculo posted...
@LinkPizza when you orgasm, does fresh mozzarella come out?
Pepper jackoff cheese

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