Current Events > A random man called me out today from across the street. Wanted to give advice.

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The_Scarecrow 09/01/20 10:23:55 PM #1:	Today, I was in town doing stuff and on my way back to my car, I heard a loud "Yo, Afro Man". My back was turned but I knew it was referring to myself since I have an afro. I looked back to see this black guy sporting a fedora and sunglasses waving me down and gesturing me to come meet him. Didn't really want to but maybe he needed help so I approached him. He laid out his hand with the palm facing up so I was thinking wtf is this but he was trying to shake my hand. I'm not sure if he's aware of the current state of America since he also wasn't wearing a mask but I reluctantly shook his hand. He asked me how long I was growing my hair out and I told him a little over 2 years. He then gave some advice such as wear the pad the hair at to make it more round and whatnot. During this time, I was silently staring at him thinking why the fuck did he call me over for this? You're never too old to learn something new but I've been taking care of my hair for a while now so I've learned most of the tricks. Padding is one of the most basic skills when it comes to rounding out the afro. Plus, I always get compliments whenever I'm out from random strangers so this just put me in a state of vexation. Then, this girl came over to join our conversation. I see her around town and she's pretty cute. She always talks to me as well despite not knowing my name and tries to get my attention even if I'm across the street. Anyways, she complimented his hat and then this dude said asked me if I wanted to buy his fedora. Before I could answer, he took the fedora off and put it on my head then said "Perfect fit". Not only did this clown ruin my afro but who knows how clean his hair is. Then, he took the fedora off of me and put it on her. At least she was able to take it off as it all happened so fast for me. I got a glimpse at her armpit and holy fuck bros. It was so hairy. I was thinking this girl is cute, she talks to me a lot, she has the red lipstick going for her, and everything. I was thinking about shooting my shot but I've never seen a girl with that much hair in the armpit region. Maybe I will just to see if it leads anywhere. Back to the encounter, I walked away after the guy asked me if I could spare him a dollar. Said I needed to get going. And that was my day. Thanks for reading. Edit: Oh yeah, he randomly shouted "All Lives Matter" when the girl approached us. That was weird. --- Batman's greatest villain. <cite>The_Scarecrow posted [p:944100388] in A random m... [t:78948195]...</cite> <quote>Today, I was in town doing stuff and on my way back to my car, I heard a loud "Yo, Afro Man". My back was turned but I knew it was referring to myself since I have an afro. I looked back to see this black guy sporting a fedora and sunglasses waving me down and gesturing me to come meet him. Didn't really want to but maybe he needed help so I approached him. He laid out his hand with the palm facing up so I was thinking wtf is this but he was trying to shake my hand. I'm not sure if he's aware of the current state of America since he also wasn't wearing a mask but I reluctantly shook his hand. He asked me how long I was growing my hair out and I told him a little over 2 years. He then gave some advice such as wear the pad the hair at to make it more round and whatnot. During this time, I was silently staring at him thinking why the fuck did he call me over for this? You're never too old to learn something new but I've been taking care of my hair for a while now so I've learned most of the tricks. Padding is one of the most basic skills when it comes to rounding out the afro. Plus, I always get compliments whenever I'm out from random strangers so this just put me in a state of vexation. Then, this girl came over to join our conversation. I see her around town and she's pretty cute. She always talks to me as well despite not knowing my name and tries to get my attention even if I'm across the street. Anyways, she complimented his hat and then this dude said asked me if I wanted to buy his fedora. Before I could answer, he took the fedora off and put it on my head then said "Perfect fit". Not only did this clown ruin my afro but who knows how clean his hair is. Then, he took the fedora off of me and put it on her. At least she was able to take it off as it all happened so fast for me. I got a glimpse at her armpit and holy fuck bros. It was so hairy. I was thinking this girl is cute, she talks to me a lot, she has the red lipstick going for her, and everything. I was thinking about shooting my shot but I've never seen a girl with that much hair in the armpit region. Maybe I will just to see if it leads anywhere. Back to the encounter, I walked away after the guy asked me if I could spare him a dollar. Said I needed to get going. And that was my day. Thanks for reading. Edit: Oh yeah, he randomly shouted "All Lives Matter" when the girl approached us. That was weird. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Austin_Era_II 09/01/20 10:29:35 PM #3:	Tdlr: free Turbam --- Currently playing: God of War III MCMLXXXV <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:944100574] in A random m... [t:78948195]...</cite> <quote>Tdlr: free Turbam </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cuttin_in_farm 09/01/20 10:30:40 PM #5:	The_Scarecrow posted... Plus, I always get complaints whenever I'm out from random strangers Looks like you needed the tips. --- A show of kindness may not do much help, but a show of cruelty may do much harm. <cite>cuttin_in_farm posted [p:944100607] in A random m... [t:78948195]...</cite> <quote>The_Scarecrow posted... </cite> <quote>Plus, I always get complaints whenever I'm out from random strangers</quote> Looks like you needed the tips. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 09/01/20 10:31:19 PM #6:	Check for lice. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:944100629] in A random m... [t:78948195]...</cite> <quote>Check for lice. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Scarecrow 09/01/20 10:32:16 PM #7:	cuttin_in_farm posted... Looks like you needed the tips. Woops, fixed that one. Should say compliments now. --- Batman's greatest villain. <cite>The_Scarecrow posted [p:944100662] in A random m... [t:78948195]...</cite> <quote>cuttin_in_farm posted... </cite> <quote>Looks like you needed the tips.</quote> Woops, fixed that one. Should say compliments now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 09/01/20 10:34:22 PM #8:	Austin_Era_II posted... free Turbam he's not ready to leave the purgatory in the lake of fire just yet. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:944100738] in A random m... [t:78948195]...</cite> <quote>Austin_Era_II posted...</cite> <quote>free Turbam</quote> he's not ready to leave the purgatory in the lake of fire just yet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aristoph 09/01/20 10:36:05 PM #9:	I kept waiting for the joke, but it just never came. :-( --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules <cite>Aristoph posted [p:944100795] in A random m... [t:78948195]...</cite> <quote>I kept waiting for the joke, but it just never came. :-( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 09/01/20 10:38:39 PM #10:	funny story tbh --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta (hungry ghost) <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:944100875] in A random m... [t:78948195]...</cite> <quote>funny story tbh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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