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AmericaTheBrave
08/27/20 7:45:52 PM
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Batman, Superman, Spider-man, Captain America etc. would likely be stopping the rioters.

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Bananana
08/27/20 7:46:09 PM
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this is not uncomfortable in the slightest

not any more than the rest of the stuff you pull out of your ass

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Eliza-Schuyler
08/27/20 7:46:42 PM
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pretty sure tom holland spider-man would join tbh

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Wii_Shaker
08/27/20 7:47:16 PM
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How many superheroes would be taking out cops?

Rorschach? Deadpool? Venom?

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SSJKirby
08/27/20 7:47:43 PM
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https://i.redd.it/xyl2yj96zowx.jpg

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billcom6
08/27/20 7:47:52 PM
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Batman wouldn't waste his time with that. He would look for true corruption using it as cover.

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Antifar
08/27/20 7:48:43 PM
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Ah man, you mean to tell me billionaire Bruce Wayne isn't on my side?
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SolidShadow3
08/27/20 7:48:56 PM
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So.. you mean to tell me heroes that are dedicated to stopping crime would stop crime? Thing is even if they did stop rioters, they wouldn't stop the protesters. Odds are they'd also be pulling guns out of the officers hands as they shot innocent people so... I'd be content with this.

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monkmith
08/27/20 7:49:26 PM
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billcom6 posted...
Batman wouldn't waste his time with that. He would look for true corruption using it as cover.


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inTaCtfuL
08/27/20 7:49:42 PM
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Agreed, they'll stop the riots by stopping the main source of it and getting corrupted officials out of power. Lol

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p-m
08/27/20 7:50:51 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
How many superheroes would be taking out cops?

Rorschach? Deadpool? Venom?
Can't see Rorscach supporting blm.

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Webmaster4531
08/27/20 7:51:52 PM
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Amanda Waller tries to kill Superman and Lex Luther was president. Batman and Spider-man were hunted vigilantes. Captain America would not be on the side of president Nazi who tear gassed people for a photo op.
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Intro2Logic
08/27/20 7:52:20 PM
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Didn't Batman basically create the NSA on steroids in the Dark Knight?

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Guide
08/27/20 7:54:03 PM
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Batman would stop this shit without anyone getting killed, but it might never reach this point if we actually had fucking Batman. He'd root out police corruption in the first place.

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lilORANG
08/27/20 7:54:38 PM
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Didn't Andrew Garfield Spider-Man assault a cop?
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Unsugarized_Foo
08/27/20 7:54:50 PM
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Intro2Logic posted...
Didn't Batman basically create the NSA on steroids in the Dark Knight?

And it scared the shit out of everyone who touched it

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Tyranthraxus
08/27/20 7:55:34 PM
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AmericaTheBrave posted...
Batman, Superman, Spider-man, Captain America etc. would likely be stopping the rioters.

Nope. They don't fight crime they fight injustice.

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Vampire_Wreath
08/27/20 7:56:09 PM
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Guide posted...
Batman would stop this shit without anyone getting killed, but it might never reach this point if we actually had fucking Batman. He'd root out police corruption in the first place.

If we actually had Batman we'd have supervillains running around

I'd rather not have him thanks

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Webmaster4531
08/27/20 7:58:26 PM
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Vampire_Wreath posted...
If we actually had Batman we'd have supervillains running around

I'd rather not have him thanks
A Nazi is president.
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ZeroX91
08/27/20 8:05:09 PM
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Memeber that time superman saw forrest gump and really liked it and people were all burh plz stop plane hyjacking and he just kept jogging and talking abort shrimp

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Crazyman93
08/27/20 8:10:21 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Nope. They don't fight crime they fight injustice.
Uh, no, Batman clearly fights crime. His entire gimmick is he's an orphan on a one man crusade on crime.

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masterpug53
08/27/20 8:11:03 PM
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'Ladies. Gentlemen. You have eaten well. You've eaten Gotham's wealth. It's spirit. Your feast is nearly over. From this moment on... ...none of you are safe.' - Batman, spoken directly to Police Commissioner Loeb and other corrupt Gotham dignitaries in Batman: Year One.

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Tyranthraxus
08/27/20 8:11:37 PM
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Crazyman93 posted...
Uh, no, Batman clearly fights crime. His entire gimmick is he's an orphan on a one man crusade on crime.

Literally everything Batman does is criminal. So he's crusading against himself?

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ThanksUglyGod
08/27/20 8:15:11 PM
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Well shit, if Spider-Man would be siding with the right, then I guess I'm a conservative now!
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Politics
08/27/20 8:16:15 PM
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oh no, fictional characters for kids might support a different political movement than the one I support according to some guy on a message board!!!

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littlebro07
08/27/20 8:17:36 PM
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Pretty sure most liberals don't really like the rioting either

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Smashingpmkns
08/27/20 8:19:56 PM
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I, too, base my political opinions on the misconceptions I have of a superhero's morality.
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RustyFerret
08/27/20 8:22:08 PM
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p-m
08/27/20 8:24:04 PM
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This is why my favourite comic book characters are The Invisibles

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Kelystic
08/27/20 8:26:37 PM
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Dr Manhattan will end racism in America
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Kisai
08/27/20 8:27:11 PM
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Unsugarized_Foo posted...
And it scared the shit out of everyone who touched it
"Everyone"? There was only one person who knew about it.

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RadiantAdolin
08/27/20 8:28:09 PM
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Cap would 1000% support rioters. He isn't law abiding, he's moral abiding.

Supes would probably support BLM but stay out of the fight.

Batman and his team would take down people on both sides, but likely less on the protestor side, while spidey would join the protestors.

p-m posted...
Can't see Rorscach supporting blm.
Why?
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Tyranthraxus
08/27/20 8:29:01 PM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
Amanda Waller tries to kill Superman and Lex Luther was president. Batman and Spider-man were hunted vigilantes. Captain America would not be on the side of president Nazi who tear gassed people for a photo op.

Excuse me but



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RadiantAdolin
08/27/20 8:30:06 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Excuse me but

Are you being serious or just making a joke?
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Tyranthraxus
08/27/20 8:31:08 PM
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RadiantAdolin posted...
Are you being serious or just making a joke?

Lmao it's a little of both I guess. That version of Captain America would back Trump. That's not exactly a compliment though.

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RadiantAdolin
08/27/20 8:36:30 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Lmao it's a little of both I guess. That version of Captain America would back Trump. That's not exactly a compliment though.
Fair enough lol
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GATTJT
08/27/20 8:38:06 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Literally everything Batman does is criminal. So he's crusading against himself?
https://www.dccomics.com/characters/batman

In the name of his murdered parents, Bruce Wayne wages eternal war on the criminals of Gotham City. He is vengeance. He is the night. He is Batman.

One of the most iconic fictional characters in the world, Batman has dedicated his life to an endless crusade, a war on all criminals in the name of his murdered parents, who were taken from him when he was just a child.

Straight from DC's website. He fights crime. It's honestly absurd that you would argue otherwise.

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Zikten
08/27/20 8:40:29 PM
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In the comic book version of Civil War, Captain America fought against the US government. He fights for what is right not just blindly siding with the law everytime
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RadiantAdolin
08/27/20 8:41:59 PM
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GATTJT posted...
https://www.dccomics.com/characters/batman

In the name of his murdered parents, Bruce Wayne wages eternal war on the criminals of Gotham City. He is vengeance. He is the night. He is Batman.

One of the most iconic fictional characters in the world, Batman has dedicated his life to an endless crusade, a war on all criminals in the name of his murdered parents, who were taken from him when he was just a child.

Straight from DC's website. He fights crime. It's honestly absurd that you would argue otherwise.
Batman hasn't been a primarily street level hero in ages.
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AlisLandale
08/27/20 8:45:11 PM
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Superheroes would also stop murderer cops. Spider-Man in particular would string them up on lampposts with his web.

With very few exceptions, superheroes are reactionary characters and only fight to maintain peace in the sense that they reduce active conflict. They maintain the status quo.

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Poop2
08/27/20 8:45:44 PM
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This is the weakest flex Ive seen all day from the right
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StarReaper13
08/27/20 8:50:36 PM
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Didn't Batman fight the corrupt cops at one point? Either way the Justice League would most certainly have gotten rid of corruption once it got to the point it is today, and I'm sure if the Avengers didn't the Illuminati would have taken care of it.

Don't shitpost about things you don't know jack shit about.

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Zikten
08/27/20 8:53:34 PM
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Batman has fought the GCPD many times. Often he is hunted by them
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