Poll of the Day > Heaven or Hell? Day 1: Thanos

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SpeedDemon20
08/26/20 5:19:59 PM
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Heaven or Hell?


Would this person end up in heaven or hell?

Currently taking nominations (historical figures, fictional characters, celebrities, PotDers, whatever).

Upcoming Fates (not necessarily in order):
Joseph Stalin
Pablo Escobar
Kim Jong Un
Casey Anthony
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Muscles
08/26/20 5:26:25 PM
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Only mormons get to heaven, so no

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wolfy42
08/26/20 5:30:52 PM
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There was no room left in hell for him to....oh wait....now there is!!

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SpeedDemon20
08/27/20 3:24:59 AM
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I probably should've provided a list of potential reasons for both sides.

But I'm not well-versed enough in comicology to know.

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ParanoidObsessive
08/27/20 3:26:23 AM
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Neither. When he dies, he goes to Death's realm, which is all he's ever really wanted anyway.

We know this for a fact, because he's died multiple times already.
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THEGODDAMNBATMA
08/27/20 5:24:34 AM
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Funny part is that Stalin and Kim Jong-Un are the most likely people on that list to go to Heaven, but they will be the most voted to go to tell.
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Muscles
08/27/20 7:52:21 AM
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THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...
Funny part is that Stalin and Kim Jong-Un are the most likely people on that list to go to Heaven, but they will be the most voted to go to tell.
2 dudes with huge murder counts of their own citizens have a shot to go to heaven?

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SkynyrdRocker
08/27/20 9:03:31 AM
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THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...
Funny part is that Stalin and Kim Jong-Un are the most likely people on that list to go to Heaven, but they will be the most voted to go to tell.
Uh wat
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Bloodychess
08/27/20 10:44:17 AM
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Muscles posted...
2 dudes with huge murder counts of their own citizens have a shot to go to heaven?
He must have meant communist heaven

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Aculo
08/27/20 11:19:50 AM
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i don't care about any of these people. do @LinkPizza . spoilers: that boi going straight to pizza HEAVEN, ok?

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ParanoidObsessive
08/27/20 4:44:34 PM
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THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...
Funny part is that Stalin and Kim Jong-Un are the most likely people on that list to go to Heaven, but they will be the most voted to go to tell.

Kind of hard to get into Heaven when you're an explicit Atheist who denounces all non-secular philosophical world-views.



Muscles posted...
2 dudes with huge murder counts of their own citizens have a shot to go to heaven?

To be fair, everyone has a shot to go to Heaven. Because no matter how much modern people might think of it as a simple question of good/evil, it's never actually been that at all.

Technically speaking, Heaven and Hell (especially the way Westerners tend to think of them) really only exist as a concept in Christianity and faiths influenced by it (Hell wasn't even really a significant concept in Judaism before Paul invented Christianity by fusing Greek Mystery Cult mythology with Jewish history and philosophical concepts). By the rules established by most actual religions, you could be the most moral, self-sacrificing, benevolent human being to have ever lived, but if you don't follow one of the "Faiths of the Book", you're going to Hell - period.

Other religions have their own scales of right/wrong and rewards/punishments for following the faith, but none of those are really "Heaven" or "Hell" (even if their concepts are similar).

Mass murder doesn't actually disqualify you from Heaven in Christianity so long as you're actively repentant and accept Jesus as you Lord and Savior and undergo the proper rites before you die. Because that's the REAL standard for getting in or not. So yes, Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, or whatever other genocidal tyrant you want to throw in the mix could easily get into Heaven, assuming they have a sincere conversion before they die (even deathbed confessions/conversions count). And the nicest, sweetest, kindest people you've ever known could all burn in Hell if they don't jump on the Jesus train before they die.
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Smiffwilm
08/27/20 5:45:11 PM
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Each half of him went to each one.

Perfectly balanced.


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Zeus
08/27/20 7:20:04 PM
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Well, Thanos did nothing wrong (except for all of the evil shit he did) so...

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SkynyrdRocker
08/27/20 9:47:39 PM
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Smiffwilm posted...
Each half of him went to each one.

Perfectly balanced.
As all things should be
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ParanoidObsessive
08/27/20 10:31:17 PM
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Zeus posted...
Well, Thanos did nothing wrong (except for all of the evil shit he did) so...

But to do Evil unto Evil is to serve the Greater Good...
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Zareth
08/27/20 10:54:50 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Neither. When he dies, he goes to Death's realm, which is all he's ever really wanted anyway.

We know this for a fact, because he's died multiple times already.
Too bad Death is cucking him for Deadpool.

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08/27/20 11:02:51 PM
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