Current Events > Virgin guy gets mad at virgin girl for not lactating after sex

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Bass_X0
07/29/20 2:23:01 AM
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Heartomaton
07/29/20 2:25:15 AM
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o_o

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TheMikh
07/29/20 2:25:29 AM
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dude's been consuming too much hentai

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MabusIncarnate
07/29/20 2:27:51 AM
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I lactate immediately after a boner. I make enough milk to satisfy the thirst of all of CE

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IndustrialTrudg
07/29/20 2:28:07 AM
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Lactation is hawt tbf.
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LordFarquad1312
07/29/20 2:28:19 AM
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I mean, at least he's not upset she's incapable of opening a water park all by herself, if you know what I mean

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Northlane
07/29/20 2:30:21 AM
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Cringiest thing I'll probably read all year

Her man sounds like a future serial killer

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CelestialVoices
07/29/20 2:31:03 AM
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where the hell would someone get this idea from
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R1masher
07/29/20 2:31:35 AM
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I didnt read it, I might now

tried, cant

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cjs28
07/29/20 2:32:58 AM
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So uh.....pics of the chick? >_>

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Touch
07/29/20 2:33:21 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I lactate immediately after a boner. I make enough milk to satisfy the thirst of all of CE
I got plenty of lucky charms mate keep it comin

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Bad_Mojo
07/29/20 2:34:45 AM
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MacadamianNut3
07/29/20 2:40:12 AM
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CelestialVoices posted...
where the hell would someone get this idea from
I can't answer this question without incriminating myself sorry

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gunplagirl
07/29/20 2:42:29 AM
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Northlane posted...
Cringiest thing I'll probably read all year

Her man sounds like a future serial killer
You're not the first who said that about him

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greencheek
07/29/20 2:43:04 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Tag for when I'm sober and can read the OP, lol
it might be even more entertaining when drunk
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Proofpyros
07/29/20 2:51:25 AM
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Internet bad
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Bad_Mojo
07/29/20 2:52:26 AM
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greencheek posted...
it might be even more entertaining when drunk

Okay, let me finish up this podcast and I'll read it. Thanks for being honest and a good person

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StarReaper13
07/29/20 2:52:59 AM
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Bad_Mojo
07/29/20 2:53:55 AM
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StarReaper13 posted...
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Don't say that sort of thing, please.

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Turtlebread
07/29/20 2:54:17 AM
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rofl

this is why incels need to stay incels

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cuttin_in_farm
07/29/20 2:56:33 AM
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Protip: If you have to drag your SO around just to do things you like doing, it wont work.

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008Zulu
07/29/20 3:21:22 AM
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Her BF is an idiot.

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shnangyboos
07/29/20 3:24:24 AM
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If this is real, it seems like the first thing you would do is Google "why do women lactate" and show it to him.

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AlisLandale
07/29/20 3:26:12 AM
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This is all fake lol

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MachineJaipur
07/29/20 3:26:18 AM
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Even if women did commonly lactate after sex, that doesn't give someone the right to be an insufferable asshole about it or to shame their partner for not doing so.

Goddamn, America's fucking backwards ass sex educations does so much harm
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Proofpyros
07/29/20 3:28:21 AM
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Younger generations are screwed
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Guide
07/29/20 3:29:01 AM
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Proofpyros posted...
Younger generations are screwed

this is one guy, get up

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apolloooo
07/29/20 3:36:35 AM
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TheMikh posted...
dude's been consuming too much hentai


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Master_Bass
07/29/20 3:37:07 AM
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This has to be fake, lmao. This is why schools need to offer good sex ed. I just can't imagine how anyone would think this lactation thing is true.

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Grischnak
07/29/20 3:42:35 AM
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Almost certainly fake. Maybe I'd believe it if it was a more reliable source. But Reddit? Too many people go on that site just to make up bullshit.
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Guide
07/29/20 3:49:27 AM
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I can believe it, for the sheer amount of ridiculous questions I heard in sex ed when I was 13.

Butt pregnant, loose sperm swimming through a chlorinated pool getting you pregnant, pregnancy via skin contact - all this shit was asked, and even at 13 I knew you had to be stupid to ask.

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SuperShake666
07/29/20 3:49:29 AM
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TheMikh posted...
dude's been consuming too much hentai

Fucking this.

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Jabodie
07/29/20 3:51:03 AM
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lmao bunch of virgins itt. I get my girl lactating every time we slam like a REAL man. That's why I my wife married me and not her boyfriend.

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doctorgonzo
07/29/20 4:36:49 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78878421



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Ilishe
07/29/20 4:43:08 AM
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No way

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Purple_Cheetah
07/29/20 7:20:25 AM
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It's totally plausible with how skewed/misinformed some things are, especially with some heavy influence of the internet.
I cannot count the number of those that believe a cervical penetration is realistic/mandatory. I also remember someone who thinks females pee through the cervix. I'm surprised he didn't do such classics such as pee in her butt and jam it into her naval.

Though if it's fake it's at least well laid out.
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Turbam
07/29/20 7:25:29 AM
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Bruh...

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Heartomaton
07/29/20 7:29:03 AM
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Personally I take it as an insult to my sexual prowess if the girl doesn't make an ahegao face and erupt with fluid from every orifice immediately after I bust that nut.

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Slayer_22
07/29/20 7:29:50 AM
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Posting just so I can forever see this legendary topic in my archives.
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Lil_Bit83
07/29/20 8:20:09 AM
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Lame.

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thronedfire2
07/29/20 8:21:00 AM
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Lmao


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Choco
07/29/20 8:22:35 AM
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"what an idiot", say the intelligent people believing this for some reason

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trappedunderice
07/29/20 8:23:25 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
This is all fake lol
It's painfully obvious.
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Ivynn
07/29/20 8:23:37 AM
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2/10 for believability

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Guide
07/29/20 8:23:47 AM
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Choco posted...
"what an idiot", say the intelligent people believing this for some reason

I defy you to explain why, exactly, you're so sure it's fake.

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J03can
07/29/20 8:35:16 AM
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What CE man is dis

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Bass_X0
07/29/20 8:52:30 AM
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He broke up with her over it so she had grief sex with another girl five hours later



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DrizztLink
07/29/20 8:56:06 AM
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