Current Events > Virgin guy gets mad at virgin girl for not lactating after sex

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SmidgeIsntBack
07/29/20 9:00:17 AM
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Bass_X0 posted...
He broke up with her over it so she had grief sex with another girl five hours later


Love wins.

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Slayer_22
07/29/20 9:04:45 AM
#53:


SmidgeIsntBack posted...


Love wins.

Idk, having sex 5 hours after breaking up isn't really 'love'. Rebounds like that rarely end well.
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CelestialVoices
07/29/20 10:56:11 AM
#54:


I can't answer this question without incriminating myself sorry

gonna give this my first o_O of the decade
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J03can
07/29/20 3:54:19 PM
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I dont know that this is true.
But if it is, im happy to hear shes force moved on AND is discovering more about herself.

Fuck that dude

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Grischnak
07/29/20 6:32:58 PM
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You know, I might have actually believed it if they were high school kids(like 14 or whatever) that weren't allowed to have access to the internet. But I refuse to believe a 20 year man in modern US is so sheltered that he has virtually no experience with porn. Because even a limited experience with porn would teach you that lactating isn't normal. No way there's a guy that wouldn't know that. Unless he's like Amish or something i guess.
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StarReaper13
07/29/20 6:38:58 PM
#58:


Grischnak posted...
You know, I might have actually believed it if they were high school kids(like 14 or whatever) that weren't allowed to have access to the internet. But I refuse to believe a 20 year man in modern US is so sheltered that he has virtually no experience with porn. Because even a limited experience with porn would teach you that lactating isn't normal. No way there's a guy that wouldn't know that. Unless he's like Amish or something i guess.
Especially with that update this seems more like a made up story, so if it was just kept to the first post I'd have actually believed it.

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iFuzedDaHostage
07/29/20 6:41:08 PM
#59:


CelestialVoices posted...
where the hell would someone get this idea from


you know exactly where
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mybbqrules
07/30/20 12:00:38 AM
#60:


TheMikh posted...
dude's been consuming too much hentai
This.

Dude probably believes that when you ejaculate it comes out like an eight headed hydra and makes a "fff-tssssshh" noise too.

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008Zulu
07/30/20 2:25:44 AM
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mybbqrules posted...
This.

Dude probably believes that when you ejaculate it comes out like an eight headed hydra and makes a "fff-tssssshh" noise too.
She should get upset at him, for not jizzing an Olympic swimming pool's worth of spunk all over the place.

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Lordgold666
07/30/20 2:28:27 AM
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Made it two sentences in...thank god it can always be worse

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Bass_X0
07/30/20 2:31:12 AM
#63:


I think some reddit stories are fake even if they are detailed and plausible enough to sound like the event actually happened.

But we know that people can think and do crazy nonsensical things or have crazy nonsensical things happen to them. We just dont know which is which.

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Grischnak
07/30/20 5:07:06 PM
#64:


Bass_X0 posted...
I think some reddit stories are fake even if they are detailed and plausible enough to sound like the event actually happened.

But we know that people can think and do crazy nonsensical things or have crazy nonsensical things happen to them. We just dont know which is which.

People are stupid. Absolutely. This story just doesn't make sense though. How could someone possibly think what this boyfriend is said to think? He friends pranked him and he's never seen porn so there's no way for him to confirm it's untrue? Seems... unlikely.
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Trumpo
07/30/20 5:11:59 PM
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Fake content is a norm in that sub
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brokenfingers
07/30/20 5:25:12 PM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
Protip: If you have to drag your SO around just to do things you like doing, it wont work.
Yep. People treat relationships like the only one they'll ever have, then they get married and treat that like "you bitch, you took my fire flower. Fuck you and get out of my house."

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