Board 8 > My quarantine has been the dumbest shit

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iiaattgg
07/22/20 9:25:40 AM
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I am very blessed to be able to work from home and have all my needs met for sure

However freaking medexpress did my nasal swab test last week. They called me last night and said that my results were negative. Fantastic. Then she says that my a1c is in the diabetic range based off the bloodwork. I tell the nice lady that that is really cool and all but i didnt submit any bloodwork, and im definitely not diabetic. She then gives me an awkward pause and i can hear her trying to figure out what the hell is going on. Have not heard back from them but its clear that my results got mixed up and my negative test is worthless.

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ninkendo
07/22/20 9:35:48 AM
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I'll run your test I can get you a result in only 55 minutes

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greengravy294
07/22/20 9:36:28 AM
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I had to wait a week so I feel ya

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iiaattgg
07/22/20 9:40:31 AM
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ninkendo posted...
I'll run your test I can get you a result in only 55 minutes
It would be quicker to literally drive to michigan and back then wait for these guys again

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neonreaper
07/22/20 10:28:18 AM
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Mine was ready in a few hours and I didnt have symptoms or anything. Have stomach surgery in an hour tho

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iiaattgg
07/22/20 10:34:13 AM
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Mine takes a while as the place sends it to labcorp but clearly that makes it more challenging

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iiaattgg
07/22/20 10:34:27 AM
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Good luck on the surgery old man

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iiaattgg
07/22/20 12:05:21 PM
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Confirmed negative!!

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iiaattgg
07/22/20 12:06:35 PM
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Time to hit the gym

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Ryokles
07/22/20 12:56:15 PM
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What hospital neon? Maybe Im running your labs :3

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swirIdude
07/22/20 12:57:51 PM
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Sounds like you got Florida'd

https://www.wptv.com/news/national/coronavirus/florida-gov-concerned-after-people-who-werent-tested-for-covid-19-received-positive-results

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PrivateBiscuit1
07/22/20 1:59:46 PM
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I can check Covid for you. Just drop your pants and I'll get the result for you in an hour.

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norenxaq
07/22/20 2:46:15 PM
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regardless of the bloodtest confusion, how can you be certain you aren't pre-diabetic?
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iiaattgg
07/22/20 2:56:37 PM
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Let me rephrase that. I have zero reason tl believe i am. Diabetes can be weird and not present symptoms in the prediabetic period. But i show zero symptoms, my bloodwork has always been normal, i eat fantastically, and my body is a freaking ferrari with how much i lift. It would be a completely out of left field diagnosis that i am not presently worried about

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norenxaq
07/22/20 2:59:36 PM
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seems reasonable
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Maniac64
07/22/20 3:59:10 PM
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swirIdude posted...
Sounds like you got Florida'd

https://www.wptv.com/news/national/coronavirus/florida-gov-concerned-after-people-who-werent-tested-for-covid-19-received-positive-results
Iowa has the same issue

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