Current Events > Do you use a beer pouring tool when you pour your beer?

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A wii remote?

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Is that a wiimote

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Fuck is that

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never. Perfect pour everytiem

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I didn't know that was a thing. I either drink it straight out of the bottle/can or pour it at a slight angle if I want it in a cup.

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was zum Fuck

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what in the literal fuck is that

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Yes I got mine from amazon last week will never go back to pooring.

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What the hell is that thing and how does it work?

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what does it even do

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My brother got one of those device that was featured on Shark Tank which supposedly makes beer taste better by using some kind of sonic technology.

It was ok I guess, but too much hassle.
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St0rmFury posted...

My brother got one of those device that was featured on Shark Tank which supposedly makes beer taste better by using some kind of sonic technology.

It was ok I guess, but too much hassle.

My mom got that thing off shark tank where you insert that thing into the wine cork and you get the wine out without ever uncokroking the bottle. She seems to like it, im not much of a wine person
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yes, my hands

Nope.

Rinse the glass, pour vigorously at about a 45 degree angle to get the carbonation and head going and adjust the glass at about 3/4 of the way to the top. Perfect pour every time.

But depending on the beer like for a example a guiness and other nitro beers or pilsners you should be doing a multiple pour which is pouring it until the foam/head rises to the top. Stop. Let it settle. Then pour again. Rinse and repeat.

And hefeweizen should be rolled before serving and swirled at the end of the pour to properly mix in the sediment.

Ahhhhh I really want a beer now.

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What kind of fucking noob...

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I drink straight from the can or bottle.

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https://youtu.be/8QxIIz1yEsA

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I tried to figure out what the fuck this thing is

https://www.suntory.co.jp/beer/pre-mal/kamiawa2020/

I think its just a japanese beer brand trolling but I'm not sure.

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Okay I translated the website

Finishing God bubble,
just like a draft beer in a store.
The new Shinwa Bubble Server that appeared in 2019
pursues ease of use and is now available in a new shape.
Draft beer like a store that is completed by placing Kamiwa bubbles.
Add a touch of finishing to your beer time at home. Please spend a rich
time with the pre-mol of "Kamiwa" pouring with the new Godwamu server

So I guess it's to give beer a foam head like its a draft???

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I shove the bottle directly in my ass and do a handstand

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MabusIncarnate posted...

I shove the bottle directly in my ass and do a handstand

That method was popular with students here for a while. Got them drunk faster.

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Macrobrews are the best beers. My favorites are Pabst and Keystone Light.

We went to some punk ass place called "World of Beer" when I was in Milwaukee for a work training. I looked at the menu which had hundreds of beers and ordered a nice refreshing Pabst. The waiter looked horrified. Then he arrived with the Pabst and a glass. I was like I'll just take the can. And that son of a bitch says "we don't allow our customers to drink out of cans, we don't want to promote canned beer" and I was like WHAT.jpg. So he poured the beer into a glass and fucking ruined it because it was too flat. FUCK HIM. FUCK WORLD OF BEER.

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No because pouring beer is easy

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MabusIncarnate posted...

I shove the bottle directly in my ass and do a handstand

Ah, I see you know the ancient techniques

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Bandit_Keith posted...

Macrobrews are the best beers. My favorites are Pabst and Keystone Light.

We went to some punk ass place called "World of Beer" when I was in Milwaukee for a work training. I looked at the menu which had hundreds of beers and ordered a nice refreshing Pabst. The waiter looked horrified. Then he arrived with the Pabst and a glass. I was like I'll just take the can. And that son of a bitch says "we don't allow our customers to drink out of cans, we don't want to promote canned beer" and I was like WHAT.jpg. So he poured the beer into a glass and fucking ruined it because it was too flat. FUCK HIM. FUCK WORLD OF BEER.

Lol is this pasta.

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BudDupree48 posted...

Lol is this pasta.

Probably not. I bartended at a similar sort of tap house that refused to sell domestics for a long time, and wound up compensating by listing them in a section with a derogatory name. I never cared serving people what they wanted, even if I thought their preferences were silly sometimes. Was usually fun bringing samples to bud light bubbas and finding something that broadened their appreciation of beer. Usually a bba stout.

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Bandit_Keith posted...

Macrobrews are the best beers. My favorites are Pabst and Keystone Light.

We went to some punk ass place called "World of Beer" when I was in Milwaukee for a work training. I looked at the menu which had hundreds of beers and ordered a nice refreshing Pabst. The waiter looked horrified. Then he arrived with the Pabst and a glass. I was like I'll just take the can. And that son of a bitch says "we don't allow our customers to drink out of cans, we don't want to promote canned beer" and I was like WHAT.jpg. So he poured the beer into a glass and fucking ruined it because it was too flat. FUCK HIM. FUCK WORLD OF BEER.

Macros most definitely are NOT. Although Pabst is indeed awesome as well as Miller high life. I went to a place in Chicago last year though that had Schlitz on tap and it was AMAZING

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BudDupree48 posted...

Lol is this pasta.

I got it from the same 4chan thread TC got the exact picture and topic title from. This was a post in that thread. You'll find that and more with a reverse image look up. I had to remove the F word from that pasta and replace it with punk.

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I am a beer tool.

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I use my dick to take the caps off bottled beer.

Bandit_Keith posted...

Macrobrews are the best beers. My favorites are Pabst and Keystone Light.

We went to some punk ass place called "World of Beer" when I was in Milwaukee for a work training. I looked at the menu which had hundreds of beers and ordered a nice refreshing Pabst. The waiter looked horrified. Then he arrived with the Pabst and a glass. I was like I'll just take the can. And that son of a bitch says "we don't allow our customers to drink out of cans, we don't want to promote canned beer" and I was like WHAT.jpg. So he poured the beer into a glass and fucking ruined it because it was too flat. FUCK HIM. FUCK WORLD OF BEER.

The story would be more believable if it wasn't Pabst, just because of the history of Pabst brewing in Milwaukee. A lot of people still love it there.

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