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Blo
06/30/20 6:00:38 PM
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Who do you choose?

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troll_swag
06/30/20 6:01:21 PM
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Rihanna

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Tired-Insomniac
06/30/20 6:01:23 PM
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Does it have to be the 2020 version or can I bang a past version of a celebrity

If past versions are allowed then 2011 Katy Perry

Edit: or any timeframe Nicki Minaj

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SaltyWet
06/30/20 6:01:33 PM
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I'd do a coin toss up to decide between Alison Brie and Rashida Jones.

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Tonyjaa
06/30/20 6:01:35 PM
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Alexandra Daddario
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evil_zombie11
06/30/20 6:01:43 PM
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Jada Stevens

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SomeLikeItHoth
06/30/20 6:02:16 PM
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Hayley Williams.

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inloveanddeath0
06/30/20 6:02:25 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
Nicki Minaj and it's not even FUCKING close.
Yikes

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Pope_Francis_I
06/30/20 6:02:39 PM
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Sally Field
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DespondentDeity
06/30/20 6:03:02 PM
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Hana Pestle

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Smackems
06/30/20 6:03:13 PM
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ScarJo

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whitehawk1986
06/30/20 6:04:14 PM
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Can the Genie give you any celebrity in their prime, or just as they are right now?

If right now, probably Emma Stone or ScarJo.

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GoodOlJr
06/30/20 6:05:59 PM
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Shin Kudo
06/30/20 6:08:39 PM
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Emily Rata...not sure how to spell the rest of it out

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Smackems
06/30/20 6:09:23 PM
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whitehawk1986 posted...
Can the Genie give you any celebrity in their prime, or just as they are right now?

If right now, probably Emma Stone or ScarJo.
If that were the case Jennifer Connelly

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Autocraticus
06/30/20 6:09:38 PM
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Selma Hayek.
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smoke_break
06/30/20 6:12:03 PM
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troll_swag posted...
Rihanna
This.

Rated R era.

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General_Secura
06/30/20 6:14:15 PM
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Sofia Vergara
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mustachedmystic
06/30/20 6:14:30 PM
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Lots of good responses in this topic, except for,

Pope_Francis_I posted...
Sally Field

ugh, not that she's that unattractive, but I've never found her very appealing for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlehP761fE8

SaltyWet posted...
Rashida Jones.
As I've said before, there's just something about her, she's so damn hot.

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Touch
06/30/20 6:15:20 PM
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GoodOlJr posted...
Ana de armas
Yes

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Pope_Francis_I
06/30/20 6:16:16 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Lots of good responses in this topic, except for,

ugh, not that she's that unattractive, but I've never found her very appealing for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlehP761fE8


Fine then. Helen Hunt.
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GoodOlJr
06/30/20 6:16:37 PM
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Touch posted...

Yes


Good taste

Me first though
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garan
06/30/20 6:17:31 PM
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If it's an 'in their prime' situation, then I would take Winona Ryder from back in the day.

If it's a now situation, then maybe Emily Ratajkowski or Alexandra Daddario.
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Dark_SilverX
06/30/20 6:17:32 PM
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Tom Hanks

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CADE FOSTER
06/30/20 6:18:03 PM
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Alexandra Daddario
Emma Watson
Katy Perry

Any of them in there primes tbh
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PatrickMahomes
06/30/20 6:18:22 PM
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Sleeper pick: Chloe Bennett

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GoodOlJr
06/30/20 6:19:01 PM
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I get the in their prime angle, but it just makes it even harder to decide
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voldothegr8
06/30/20 6:22:26 PM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
Katy Perry

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mustachedmystic
06/30/20 6:23:45 PM
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Pope_Francis_I posted...
Fine then. Helen Hunt.

I had a thing for her back in the Mad About You days.

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troll_swag
06/30/20 6:24:37 PM
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Rosario Dawson
Jessica Biel (before Timberlake)
Hayden Panettiere
Jessica Parker Kennedy
Logan Browning
Yara Shahidi

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ZeroX91
06/30/20 6:25:02 PM
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Madelaine Petsch or Michelle Rodrigzue

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Shin Kudo
06/30/20 6:31:59 PM
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Also throw in Paula Patton for me

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Mistere Man
06/30/20 6:33:08 PM
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Say no thank you.

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Vicious_Dios
06/30/20 6:34:27 PM
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So, I get a 'Freebie' wish along with three other wishes?

<_<
>_>

Nice...

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06/30/20 6:37:03 PM
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ScazarMeltex
06/30/20 6:42:36 PM
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Dark_SilverX posted...
Tom Hanks
What era?

For me I'd have to go with Can't Hardly Wait era Jennifer Love Hewitt.

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MisterPengy
06/30/20 6:50:00 PM
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The chick is easy, but picking which outfit for her to be in...Not so much

https://wallpapersmug.com/download/1125x2436/5592be/emily-browning-in-sucker-punch.jpg
https://dygtyjqp7pi0m.cloudfront.net/i/22820/21104868_1.jpg
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/sucker-punch/images/6/64/Babydoll's_Dancing_outfit.JPG

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CommonJoe
06/30/20 6:52:03 PM
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Smackems posted...
ScarJo


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DestroyedDog
06/30/20 6:52:59 PM
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Pope_Francis_I posted...
Fine then. Helen Hunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cULP1NlyW7M

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Heartomaton
06/30/20 6:53:45 PM
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Kat Dennings.

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twitterfriends
06/30/20 6:54:26 PM
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I like how people skip celebrity and go straight for pornstar

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1NfamousACE_2
06/30/20 6:54:49 PM
#44:


I 3rd Rihanna

Most beautiful woman on the planet that we know of

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Turbam
06/30/20 6:55:07 PM
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can they be a fictional celebrity? :V

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JBaLLEN66
06/30/20 6:56:26 PM
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no Idea lol

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Phantom_Nook
06/30/20 6:57:04 PM
#47:


Amy Adams
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Suchomimus
06/30/20 6:58:40 PM
#48:


Christina Hendricks

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Zeldasmainman
06/30/20 7:00:16 PM
#49:


Prime Dolly Parton, or Salma Hayek now.

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Poop2
06/30/20 7:01:09 PM
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Jennifer Conelley circa 1988
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