Poll of the Day > Which animal would you want to get attacked by the least?

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DirtBasedSoap
06/23/20 1:23:32 AM
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imagine getting killed by an electric eel or some shit. scary.

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Mead
06/23/20 1:28:20 AM
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Grizzly Bear.

Theyre so strong that they dont need to kill you quick. A lion or a tiger is gonna go for your throat to stop you from moving. A grizzly doesnt give a shit what you do while it eats. It can just put a paw on your chest and start chowing down.

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Zeus
06/23/20 1:41:20 AM
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Anything that might eat me alive, I imagine? Obviously if I were to be attacked by anything, I'd hope it'd be something I could reasonably defend myself against. However, if I couldn't defend myself, I'd rather it be something that'd kill me instantly. Therefore what I really wouldn't want to get attacked by would be something that would certainly kill me and I'd die horrifically. Some venomous creatures fit the bill. Some packs of animals would as well (although if it's just one, it might not be a big deal -- like with certain kinds of ants, piranhas, etc)

And a lot of animals' kill methods are fucking terrifying. A crocodile's death roll, for instance. A constrictor's stangulation method.

DirtBasedSoap posted...
imagine getting killed by an electric eel or some shit. scary.

The electricity never bothered me anyway.

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HornedLion
06/23/20 1:55:00 AM
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Mead posted...
Grizzly Bear.

Theyre so strong that they dont need to kill you quick. A lion or a tiger is gonna go for your throat to stop you from moving. A grizzly doesnt give a shit what you do while it eats. It can just put a paw on your chest and start chowing down.

Thanks for the nightmares.


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ChaosAzeroth
06/23/20 2:05:46 AM
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Considering I don't tend to fear death, but I do fear massive pain and anything that might provoke people to waste tons of money taking me to the hospital anything that wouldn't kill me.

Since I have basically no chance to encounter wild animals all considered I'd say dogs are top. I have a massive phobia of dogs irl because of being attacked by one actually tbh.

Pretty far second is my cat Lilith though, only on the list because she randomly attacks my head (and face some if it's out of the blanket) when I'm sleeping. She's trying to play but nothing startles like finally almost being asleep (especially if an anxiety attack was keeping me up) just to get the claws or the skibbity paps. Or she jumps on my head as it's under the blanket.
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imCheatingdude
06/23/20 2:10:14 AM
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Cassowary.

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Kimbos_Egg
06/23/20 2:11:27 AM
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box jellyfish
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wolfy42
06/23/20 2:15:21 AM
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Spider

Wraps you in a cacoon then injects acid into your tummy so you die slowly in extreme pain.

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HornedLion
06/23/20 2:16:25 AM
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imCheatingdude posted...
Cassowary.

My family once took me to some Zoo in the Caribbean while on vacation when I was really young. Dont remember where, I think it was Puerto Rico, but I remember the name of the place was like Noahs Ark or something.

And they had a cassowary and it was very angry. Idk why that bird was so pissed but the only thing that separated him and me was just a gate. Thats it. Flimsy little gate. It paced back and forth along the gate trying to get out, and its eyes said to all. That thing wanted to kill me.

According to wiki they are weary of humans but if provoked they can become aggressive and inflict major damage. But this guy just seemed pissed for no reason.


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SpaceBear_
06/23/20 2:18:14 AM
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Eyes and brain pecked out by crows or some shit.

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Kimbos_Egg
06/23/20 2:19:48 AM
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HornedLion posted...
major damage

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WastelandCowboy
06/23/20 2:33:23 AM
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Zeus posted...
The electricity never bothered me anyway.
Shocking...

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Kimbos_Egg
06/23/20 2:36:15 AM
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WastelandCowboy posted...

Shocking...

/s


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PMarth2002
06/23/20 2:57:58 AM
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Ants. Nota few, like a whole colony.

Reading animorphs, the ants always somehow managed to be the worst most traumatizing experiences from regular animals.

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CaptainStrong
06/23/20 3:03:46 AM
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Homo sapien

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LeetCheet
06/23/20 4:19:03 AM
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CaptainStrong posted...
Homo sapien



This. Getting tortured by other people sounds horrifying.
Like being trapped in one of those Brazen Bulls that slowly suffocate you while the Bull's belly(where the victim is located) is being heating up from a fire below.
Getting burned while it's getting increasingly harder to breathe. I'm noping the hell out.

Animals though? Probably getting strangled to death by a snake, although getting killed by any animal that doesn't kill you as fast as possible is probably the worst.
I mean, if I'm going to die just make it quick.
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FourthDimension
06/23/20 6:26:08 AM
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I already hate the ocean, so a shark.
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LinkPizza
06/23/20 6:43:03 AM
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I wouldnt want to be attacked by something that would cause a long and painful death...
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SpeedDemon20
06/23/20 6:54:10 AM
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Mead posted...
Grizzly Bear.

Theyre so strong that they dont need to kill you quick. A lion or a tiger is gonna go for your throat to stop you from moving. A grizzly doesnt give a shit what you do while it eats. It can just put a paw on your chest and start chowing down.
Dude, I still remember the story about a woman who got eaten by a bear. She was with her dad (who was killed in front of her). She ran, but the bear caught up. While it was mauling her, she called her mom several times. She told her mom she was being eaten by the bear. Her mom thought it was a joke at first, but then heard the bear over the phone. Her mom informed the police and even tried calling her husband; she didn't know he was dead already. The daughter made one final call to tell her mom to say she didn't feel pain anymore and she loved her.
:(

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LeetCheet
06/23/20 7:31:13 AM
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SpeedDemon20 posted...
Mead posted...
Grizzly Bear.

Theyre so strong that they dont need to kill you quick. A lion or a tiger is gonna go for your throat to stop you from moving. A grizzly doesnt give a shit what you do while it eats. It can just put a paw on your chest and start chowing down.
Dude, I still remember the story about a woman who got eaten by a bear. She was with her dad (who was killed in front of her). She ran, but the bear caught up. While it was mauling her, she called her mom several times. She told her mom she was being eaten by the bear. Her mom thought it was a joke at first, but then heard the bear over the phone. Her mom informed the police and even tried calling her husband; she didn't know he was dead already. The daughter made one final call to tell her mom to say she didn't feel pain anymore and she loved her.
:(

So heartbreaking :'(
Yeah it's stuff like this I absolutely want to avoid.
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Far-Queue
06/23/20 7:39:42 AM
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A human on bath salts

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captpackrat
06/23/20 7:44:21 AM
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SpeedDemon20
06/23/20 8:15:46 AM
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LeetCheet posted...
So heartbreaking :'(
Yeah it's stuff like this I absolutely want to avoid.
Yeah, I went to look it up again. There was a second call where she told her mom the bear brought its cubs and they were all feasting on her. Literally eaten alive.
:(

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JOExHIGASHI
06/23/20 9:32:51 AM
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captpackrat posted...
There are many issues of this magazine and each cover as hilarious as the next

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