Poll of the Day > Spongebob has a canonical attraction to men.

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PK_Spam 06/14/20 10:44:36 PM #1:	This is a thing. With this being retroactively added into the series like a JK Rowing tweet, how does this recontextualize earlier episodes in the series. There were a few episodes where he tried really REALLT hard to impress sandy... #Spongebob Discourse --- https://imgur.com/hCHZS1f <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:940684855] in Spongebob ... [t:78772686]...</cite> <quote>This is a thing. With this being retroactively added into the series like a JK Rowing tweet, how does this recontextualize earlier episodes in the series. There were a few episodes where he tried really REALLT hard to impress sandy... #Spongebob Discourse </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheWorstPoster 06/14/20 10:47:00 PM #2:	He is asexual https://usatoday30.usatoday.com/life/television/2005-01-22-kids-video_x.htm <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:940684939] in Spongebob ... [t:78772686]...</cite> <quote>He is asexual https://usatoday30.usatoday.com/life/television/2005-01-22-kids-video_x.htm </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 06/14/20 10:48:35 PM #3:	Death of the Author Spongebob doesnt belong to Hillenburg anymore. Spongebob belongs to Nickelodeon and they have retroactively decided that he is exclusively attracted to men, as part of a press release for Pride Month 2020 --- https://imgur.com/hCHZS1f <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:940684996] in Spongebob ... [t:78772686]...</cite> <quote>Death of the Author Spongebob doesnt belong to Hillenburg anymore. Spongebob belongs to Nickelodeon and they have retroactively decided that he is exclusively attracted to men, as part of a press release for Pride Month 2020 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 06/14/20 10:51:46 PM #4:	He saw Patrick in fishnet tights and caught the gay --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:940685133] in Spongebob ... [t:78772686]...</cite> <quote>He saw Patrick in fishnet tights and caught the gay </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HelIWithoutSin 06/14/20 10:52:49 PM #5:	Does this mean all those spongy holes are functional? --- And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. -Hans Gruber <cite>HelIWithoutSin posted [p:940685183] in Spongebob ... [t:78772686]...</cite> <quote>Does this mean all those spongy holes are functional? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 06/14/20 10:57:40 PM #6:	I just looked and they said no such thing --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZNqaAh6iLU <cite>Yellow posted [p:940685373] in Spongebob ... [t:78772686]...</cite> <quote>I just looked and they said no such thing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeetCheet 06/14/20 11:42:48 PM #7:	Why is a cartoon character's sexuality in any way relevant in a show for kids? Literally no kids care because they're still too young to care about that until they hit their puberty. --- https://imgur.com/eQrRxik https://imgur.com/NC8itow <cite>LeetCheet posted [p:940687004] in Spongebob ... [t:78772686]...</cite> <quote>Why is a cartoon character's sexuality in any way relevant in a show for kids? Literally no kids care because they're still too young to care about that until they hit their puberty.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muscles 06/14/20 11:45:22 PM #8:	As far as I'm concerned only the first 3 seasons are canon --- Muscles Chicago Bears \| Chicago Blackhawks \| Chicago Bulls \| Chicago Cubs \| NIU Huskies <cite>Muscles posted [p:940687074] in Spongebob ... [t:78772686]...</cite> <quote>As far as I'm concerned only the first 3 seasons are canon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMelodramatic 06/14/20 11:53:07 PM #9:	The tweet says LGBTQ+ and allies. Spongebob could still be ace, making him part of the pride community. Or hes just an LGBTQ+ ally. The tweet doesnt specify. --- Forever Momo; <cite>MrMelodramatic posted [p:940687354] in Spongebob ... [t:78772686]...</cite> <quote>The tweet says LGBTQ+ and allies. Spongebob could still be ace, making him part of the pride community. Or hes just an LGBTQ+ ally. The tweet doesnt specify. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 06/15/20 12:08:31 AM #10:	Spongebob married Sandy --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:940687892] in Spongebob ... [t:78772686]...</cite> <quote>Spongebob married Sandy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 06/15/20 12:14:14 AM #11:	Metalsonic66 posted... Spongebob married Sandy But wasn't that so she could get her green card? --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:940688068] in Spongebob ... [t:78772686]...</cite> <quote>Metalsonic66 posted...</cite> <quote>Spongebob married Sandy</quote> But wasn't that so she could get her green card?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nade Duck 06/15/20 12:36:12 AM #12:	he could be bi --- https://imgur.com/ElACjJD "Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl <cite>Nade Duck posted [p:940688774] in Spongebob ... [t:78772686]...</cite> <quote>he could be bi </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChimeraBlue 06/15/20 12:41:20 AM #13:	Spongebob seems like the type of character who wouldn't have a preference. <cite>ChimeraBlue posted [p:940688944] in Spongebob ... [t:78772686]...</cite> <quote>Spongebob seems like the type of character who wouldn't have a preference. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kyuubi4269 06/15/20 3:16:57 AM #15:	Nade Duck posted... he could be bi He's mentally 5, I don't think that attraction exists. --- Doctor Foxx posted... The demonizing of soy has a lot to do with xenophobic ideas. <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:940692626] in Spongebob ... [t:78772686]...</cite> <quote>Nade Duck posted...</cite> <quote>he could be bi </quote> He's mentally 5, I don't think that attraction exists.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joemodda 06/15/20 3:33:50 AM #16:	Brb, need to share this information with Kindergarten kids worldwide --- It's not genocide... it's pesticide... <cite>joemodda posted [p:940692919] in Spongebob ... [t:78772686]...</cite> <quote>Brb, need to share this information with Kindergarten kids worldwide </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
agesboy 06/15/20 4:51:22 AM #17:	PK_Spam posted... Spongebob belongs to Nickelodeon and they have retroactively decided that he is exclusively attracted to men, as part of a press release for Pride Month 2020 no they haven't https://twitter.com/Nickelodeon/status/1271795092391682048 asexuality is included in lgbtq+ --- https://imgur.com/LabbRyN raytan and Kana are on opposite ends of the Awesome Spectrum. <cite>agesboy posted [p:940694060] in Spongebob ... [t:78772686]...</cite> <quote>PK_Spam posted... </cite> <quote>Spongebob belongs to Nickelodeon and they have retroactively decided that he is exclusively attracted to men, as part of a press release for Pride Month 2020</quote>no they haven't https://twitter.com/Nickelodeon/status/1271795092391682048 asexuality is included in lgbtq+ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 06/15/20 7:53:02 AM #18:	sponges as a species are capable of both sexual and asexual reproduction - but they are not sexual maters, they just discharge into the water and hope for the best. So, as an anthropomorphic sponge - bob can be pretty much anything at any time --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:940696576] in Spongebob ... [t:78772686]...</cite> <quote>sponges as a species are capable of both sexual and asexual reproduction - but they are not sexual maters, they just discharge into the water and hope for the best. So, as an anthropomorphic sponge - bob can be pretty much anything at any time </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilMegas 06/15/20 8:02:37 AM #19:	How is this suprising? He literally shoots rainbows in parts of the show. --- Official Former King of Black People(Lost to Joe Biden) http://imgur.com/a/yNvXsJe <cite>EvilMegas posted [p:940696756] in Spongebob ... [t:78772686]...</cite> <quote>How is this suprising? He literally shoots rainbows in parts of the show. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Clench281 06/15/20 8:28:21 AM #20:	Lol were you watching the same show? There's no chance he was purely straight --- Take me for what I am -- who I was meant to be. And if you give a damn, take me baby, or leave me. <cite>Clench281 posted [p:940697264] in Spongebob ... [t:78772686]...</cite> <quote>Lol were you watching the same show? There's no chance he was purely straight </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 06/15/20 9:21:01 AM #21:	PK_Spam posted... Death of the Author Spongebob doesnt belong to Hillenburg anymore. Spongebob belongs to Nickelodeon and they have retroactively decided that he is exclusively attracted to men, as part of a press release for Pride Month 2020 Death of the Author actually means Nickelodeon's opinions are also irrelevant, because the only thing that actually matters is the context as presented in the work and the audience's interpretation of that context. Unless they have an episode where he's literally fucking dudes and screaming about how he only loves men and not women, Death of the Author kind of doesn't apply. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:940698541] in Spongebob ... [t:78772686]...</cite> <quote><cite>PK_Spam posted...</cite> <quote>Death of the Author Spongebob doesnt belong to Hillenburg anymore. Spongebob belongs to Nickelodeon and they have retroactively decided that he is exclusively attracted to men, as part of a press release for Pride Month 2020</quote> Death of the Author actually means Nickelodeon's opinions are also irrelevant, because the only thing that actually matters is the context as presented in the work and the audience's interpretation of that context. Unless they have an episode where he's literally fucking dudes and screaming about how he only loves men and not women, Death of the Author kind of doesn't apply.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 06/23/20 1:03:32 PM #22:	Metalsonic66 posted... Spongebob married Sandy He also got her pregnant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3B-WooniM8 --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:941130499] in Spongebob ... [t:78772686]...</cite> <quote>Metalsonic66 posted... </cite> <quote>Spongebob married Sandy</quote>He also got her pregnant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3B-WooniM8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Phantom_Nook 06/23/20 1:31:59 PM #23:	Spongebob has been gay for Squidward for years. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.2 <cite>Phantom_Nook posted [p:941131947] in Spongebob ... [t:78772686]...</cite> <quote>Spongebob has been gay for Squidward for years.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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